/fit/ BTFOOOOO

>Less boastful than the phallus, perhaps because of its embarrassing vulnerability or even more terrifying potential openness, is the phallus's companion, the protective side of phallic desire, the side than can repel or admit others into the space carved out by phallic aggression.

>The simulacrum of this other side of phallic desire, I suggest is the asshole. It is the tightly closed orifice of the phallic conqueror, as well as the (perhaps) reluctantly opened orifice of the phalically conquered. Masculine desire is thus produced in the play of the phallus and asshole.

>It stimulates desire as both homoerotic and homophobic: homoerotic in its preoccupation with phallic intent, homophobic in its resistance to penetration.

>It goes without saying that a limp, shriveled penis is not effective in simulating the domineering masculine organization of desire. Given that no penis can live up to its phallic boast, no matter how swollen it gets, phallocentrism finds other ways to territorialize the body: innocuously, possibly, in body building, and more despotically in the territorial violence of warfare and competitive sport, for instance.

>Since one's participation in competition indicates one's commitment to phallic potency and one's defeat shows one's anal vulnerability and therefore phallic impotence, there is humiliation in defeat, in being penetrated by one's competitor.

>>38911231
imagine being this much of a beta male

>>38911231
>>38911239

get a load of this fag

evolutionarily speaking, sports and all is preparation for warfare. like young dogs play fighting

team sports - alliances and camoraderie between males led to more successful group warfare

fags projecting

>>38911231
>philosophy
>legitimacy
pick one fagot

>>38911231
If he's spouting that drivel and still considers himself a philosopher, he needs to take a good look at himself

>>38911231
Is he implying homosexuality is wrong?

What a bigot!

>>38911231
>>38911239
Top kek m8.

Who would have known that everyone that liked exercising and had no insecurity about naked people being around them for less than a minute are all closeted faggots.

Thanks for giving us this crucial information philosophy.

>>38911231
says the man who never took part in any sort of sports

>>38911323
he's resentful about not getting any of that PRIME TEEN PUSSY

>>38911231
who loads their weights this way?

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>>38911231
Is this guy serious? I forget people like this exist and when I remember it makes me grateful for who I am.

>>38911231
Man, fuck you Derrida. And fuck the legacy you left behind.

>>38911231
>Candian

What do expect from a buck of cucks who elected Justin Trudeau

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>>38911231
Of course he's Canadian

>>38911231
>>38911239
>falling for /fit/ memes

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>>38911414
>>38911423
A

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>>38911556
FUCKING

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>>38911231

>continental "philosophy"

mfw

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>>38911580
LEAF

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>>38911668
>he thinks analysis will bring him all answers

>>38911231
Fanfiction or philosophy?
Derrida or Chuck Tingle?

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>>38911231
this isn't news

>>38911231
I bet this is some fake paper submitted to see what they could get away with, like the Sokal affair back in the days.

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>>38911231
>Feminist leftist humanities
Not even once

>>38911231
>Brian Pronger

Sounds like gay porn, mate. In the same series:

>Bruce Proing
>Brock Buttblaster
>Brandon Thorn

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so canadian!

>>38911231
>implying we aren't all gay anyway
faggot

>>38912450
That guy is Australian tho

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When did canada become the american version of sweden? Is it something in the snow?

JJ Watt is without a doubt a closet case

>>38911231
I'm the type of nerd that dislikes meathead sportsfags and even I think this guy is so deep in the closet he found his mom's high heels.

>>38911276
Literally this. Physical competition and excellence makes us better for fighting an out-group. Not only that it allows us to know who is better at certain things. We know that Dave is the best hunter, Tyrone is the best runner, and that Steve is the best brawler.

Men compete but form camaraderie. Women compete for status and men, this is why unrelated women in groups tend to hate each-other. All the women I know do is complain about the women they work with. They tend to only cooperate with their family & mate.

>>38911404
Post-modernism is cancer. And this is coming from a pretty liberal dude myself.

>>38911827
dude feels>reals lmao

>>38911383
he could be doing drop sets

pretty fun if you have 2 or 3 friends with you, cause it forces you to go to failure, lighten the weight, then go to failure again, until you are struggling with the bar

Gunna repost this on /his/ since they are all a bunch of arm chair philosophers there.

>>38912713
"reals" lmao

>>38911668
It's better than identity politics, IP really screwed the pooch and have turned campuses into wastelands of fat, neon hair, unwashed SJWs who are pasty skinned like pockmarked dead planets yet still want all white people to be brutally murdered.

>>38911231
Yeah that guy is a retard and a homosexual. His reasoning sounds like pseudo-scientific projection. It wouldn't surprise me if the Dr. in his name meant that he's a psychoanalyst, which is basically one step above a charlatan.

That being said, I did give one of my homeboys a suck in the gym showers in high school, but I'm straight now so this guy has no idea what he's talking about.

>>38912970
That isn't even what identity politics means though. Clinton plays identity politics, Trump's campaign is entirely identity politics.

>>38911231
>spends time "philosophizing" about gay me
>calls anyone else gay

It's LE CURRENT YEAR anyways, no one gives a flying fuck if you're gay

>>38911231
>>The practice of competitive sport itself can have homoerotic dimensions: the contact of the playing field, the spectacle of the partially clad body, the steamy environment of the showers and locker room...

As an actual homosexual, there is nothing homo erotic about sports, locker room showers, or the gym. Homo-eroticism is a gentle sexualality, it isn't an aggressive or competitive thing, there is nothing sexual about any of this to actual gay men, and straight men should really stop pretending they know anything about us homos

>>38911231
>Canadian philosopher

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>>38913653
DUDE WEED LMAO

>>38911276
>evolutionary speaking
wow you're a big retard. you're right, he is projecting though.

>>38911231
Wow Brian Pronger its not fucking GAY to LOAD PROTEIN up your GYMBRO'S ASSHOLE with your DICK and then have him RETURN THE FAVOR

GOD YOU'RE SUCH A FUCKEN ANTI-BRO YOU DON'T EVEN GET GYM CULTURE YOU FUCKING KEK REEEE

It's amazing how much freud, post modernism, and literary criticism destroyed the humanities.

Almost all mammals engage in play behavior that is distinct from sex. Why is it always these gay limp wristy types who imagine locker room fuck fests? I've known gay jocks and it's insulting to reduce sports to them trying to pop boners around hetero dudes.