Things Normies say:

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>Hurr durr cats are so smart.
>Functional strength
>Fighting doesn't matter
>If only I had time for it

>>38901647
>Fri- date w/Jeff!

kek gets me every time

>>38901647
>I don't want to get too big

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>>38901647
>that first sip = """"forced meme""""

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>>38901647
>why go to the gym when you can do p90x from home
>ive got a couple dumbbells i do curls before bed
>high reps or else youll get grossly huge

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>I used to lift all the time in highschool
Bruh that was like 8 years ago

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>that guy who "runs everyday" >smokes constantly
>gets winded on a flight of stairs

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>I do 3x5 strength training

>>38901751

why does everyone say this??!

>>38901810
> i used to bench 2 plates for reps in high school
>can barely do a plate with proper form
or
>females lifting weights but only doing 10 to 20 lb,

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>>38901977
I get your meaning but
>that guy
>proper form
Pick one

>>38901852
Theyre hetero

>>38901810
>>38901977
this was me

i didn't lift for over 8 years after high school. i drank and did way too many drugs and ate way too much shit in college, then started working a job where i was on my ass in an office or on an airplane 8+ hours a day. decided to start going to the gym a couple months ago. didn't realize how much of a pussy i'd become

at least i'm back up to 165 3x8 for bench and 205 3x8 for squat

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>>38902025
Going back in can be an ego bruise. Just stick with it consistency is key.
Proud of you anon

>>38901647
Everytime I see this pic I notice something new

>>38901647

>hey bro can you give me a spot
>sure thing man
>dudebro does 40 lb dumbbell incline presses for 10 without failing
>bro I told you to give me a spot
>but you didn't struggle at all dude
>bro you suck

>>38901683
Does fighting matter? I haven't been in a fight since high school. Seems like it doesn't matter

>>38901835
whats wrong with 3x5

>>38902025
Same here man. 15 years from last time I lifted in high school to when I finally went back in. Felt so weak not even being able to bench 1pl8 when I used to do 2pl8 for reps. Slowly working back up there but it feels like it's taking a lot longer.

the things that annoys me the most is people talking about how they can't squat past parallel because of their knees. It usually makes me crazy because most people who claim to be unable to go past parallel rarely even hit parallel

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>>38901647
>it's homo to admire another man's phyique

>Yeah I've been working out too lately
>I do a set of pushups/situps/dumbell curls every day!

I make more progress than these fuckers in a single week

>>38901806
triggered

>>38901852
It's because so many people are unaestheticly roided and normal humans have sense enough to know it looks disgusting, but they're not knowledgeable enough to know that they won't look like mutants unless they juice.

>>38901751
Having a feminine benis sounds more apealing really

>>38903008
Yeah, I have had knee surgery and dont have meniscus left in my left knee. I still go past parallel simply because its better for the knees. Reversing the momentum at an angle where the knee is at its weakest is not good for the knees.

>>38901647
This picture is so accurate, it's painful.

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>>38901647
>X food is dietetic

>>38902025
either way it's pathetic for one of two reasons:

>lying about a 2pl8 bench
>throwing away your potential

>>38901977
Idk about you guys but I think women with muscular arms are disgusting. I'm more of a legs and ass guy. I wouldn't want a female with swol fuckin arms.

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>people who do cyrcle Training
>People who do whole-body Workouts
>You don't know how to use your muscles, you're weak outside the gym
>Lets arm wrestle
>You can't even run a mile
>Why do you eat Rice and chicken everyday, it's disgusting and bring
>Why do you train legs bro are you a chick
>YouR dick/balls mußt be tiny
>i'll do Roids and look like Ronnie Coleman after a month doing the same shitty Routine twice a week i did before

Whole milk is bad for you.

>>38902958
probably trailer trash or a nigger. If i was making 7.25 an hour i guess fighting and assault charges would matter too

>>38901647
Is this the skinny equivalent to fph?
I feel oddly motivated to not be a normie.

>that guy who does deadlifts after squats

>>38901852

either this >>38904623
or they just say it as an excuse to not work out at all/put it very little effort, because pushing themselves would result in become a giant roided freak

>>38906693
WHO

>>38901852

1. Sour grapes
2. They do not know that you have to try very hard to become "too big" and that it is basically impossible without using anabolic steroids and retarded shit like synthol injections
3. Having never had a real pump in their entire lives, they do not understand the sheer primal euphoria of being bigger.

>>38901751
Call me dyel but as a soccer player this is actually a legitimate concern to me

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>>38906693

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>>38901683
>Hurr durr cats are so smart.

>>38903008
Below parallel is actually a meme tho. Im squatting 3pl8 im hardly going to touch my taint on the floor

>>38907983
>Below parallel is actually a meme tho
dyel

>>38907983
>I'm squatting 3pl8
well, you're not. You're moving slightly up and down with a 3pl8 and claiming you squat 3 pl8

>>38906693
Does she have a 7 inch penis?

If not, I can supply one.

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>>38901683
>Hurr durr cats are so smart.

wait what

>>38907983
yeah no it isn't. you're just making excuses. I squat 4 plate and I go to the grass. Even 4 plate isn't impressive, soon I will be squatting 5.

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>>38901683
>Hurr durr cats are so smart.

i dont even..

>>38902979

>used to do 2pl8 for reps
>>38901977

>>38901647
>sooo... you're a "bodybuilder" ?

>>38904623
It's so retarded though, in no other circumstance do people think a miniscule amount of effort nets the results of the elite
>Lol better not go for a run, I might accidentally win a marathon!
>Scared to touch a guitar, what if I accidentally become a rock legend and my whole life changes! Too much of a risk