ITT: Kryptonite

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this stupid fucking pizza is unreal

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tripletas are deliciously evil

thats pudding though

>tfw I ate my 7th tub of peanut butter in 7 days
kill me

>>38899034
You're killing yourself anon

>>38899034
I saw a similar thing said in another thread awhile ago. Was that you as well, or is this just more common than I thought?

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I'll only eat 6 turns into at least 20

>>38899074
Not him, but I have no self control when it comes to peanut butter. I live in Sweden though so it's not very common and semi-expensive

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I thought peanut butter was semi-healthy?

>>38899150
It is, assuming that it isn't filled with sugar. That doesn't mean it isn't super calorically dense.

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>>38898973
Fuck these things
I used to buy 1 package a month

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>>38898973

Cheap bourbon. If it's expensive I can control myself do to cost, if it's cheap rotgut I'll kill the bottle.

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>>38898973
Beer. Both Real ale and craft beer. I work with it and want to brew it as a career when i'm done with uni, so moderating my intake of it is tough

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>>38899173
>>38899173

>walk to the dairy section
>ready to eat brownie batter
>ready to eat cookie dough
>cookie dip with whip
>1/4th cup = 280 calories

Please god kill me

My workplace. Literally drink 10 cups of coffee a day, sample various combinations throughout my shifts, eat those stupid tomato mozzarella paninis and ham n cheese sandwiches and cakepops because
>free food

>>38899358
>program gives free pizza
>me and a friend eat 3 slices each

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FUCK
Also this >>38899523
Preferably together

>>38899523
>>38899560
Holy fuck you sound like a boring person

>>38899560
I'm the coke anon, how the fuck are some boring ass crackers your kryptonite

proten is god tier bulking food tho

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>>38898973
Britanons will know what i'm talking about

cocaine

Checkers chicken bites is when they have them or the spicy chicken sandwiches

Actually I've been good lately and still buzzed for the first time in a while so ima get me some chicken bites box with franks hot sauce nigga

>>38899034

Can you make a trip since you're clearly the same guy from the other thread.

That looks like some doggie on that plate

>>38900054
Thats a bad idea anon

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Jamaican food

>>38899150
It's not too unhealthy, but it's 100 calories per tablespoon. That shit adds up

>>38900276
Ja making me puke

>>38900313
kek

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Microwave burgers. I know theyre shit. I know..but..damn..i have a cheat day once every 2 weeks and on that day i eat 2 of these..im not gonna make it

>>38898987
>Dominos
>Literally the lowest tier of pizza chains

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I live in the deep south, so my town has 3 local ice cream shops, a baskin robins, and a sonic.

I keep a tub of syntha 6 on hand if I get a milkshake craving outside of my cheat meal.

>>38899173

I mean these taste good but eating just one makes me sick from how sweet they are. I don't think my body would even accept more than one at a time.

>>38900022
my brother and i call them "scrummies", because 2 years ago we went to Ireland and went through a fuckton of these. I'm talking ~2-3 of these every time we went to a store. anyways, on the package it says something about them having a "delicious, scrummy filling". what the fuck is a scrummy?

>>38898973


ill eat a god damn big ass party size thing of peanut butter m&ms or reeses peanut butter cups in a couple days if i have it in the house

>cancer, the thread

Feeling hungry is my kryptonite. I love knowing I am conquering one of mankinds most primal urges. The satisfaction I get from beating basic human instinct is better than any meal.

Sometimes I drop to as low as 200 calories a day. But it's fucking me up. I'm losing hair, irritable, very little muscle, bad skin, clothes don't fit me etc etc.

>>38900813
conquer it to death, anon :^)

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Fucking Lemon Pepper Chicken Wings. I order 50/50 spicy ones but this shit is great. Greasy AF tho

>>38899049

How is peanut butter even bad?

I eat it all the time. The niacin makes my hair grow like crazy. Plus it packed with nutrients and proteins. Just buy a healthier brand with less sugars and oils.

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>>38898973

>>38900902
Damn, that sounds fancy. Peanut butter is sadly expensive as fuck where I'm from and I don't get any variety.

>>38900525
>implying little caesars isn't lower

>>38898987
Is this image for ants?

wait, is peanut butter a meme?

i've been eating it basically every day to bulk

>>38899034
Dude, this has to end.

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who /cheesecake/ here

nothing wrong with eating peeny butter

>>38899185

>that first sip of the day

>>38900313

God dammit why did I find this so funny

>>38901173

me, luckily I don't go to cafes very often so it's still a rare treat.

>>38900534
That's you but I bought the party cake flavor and nearly ate 6 in a row. My mouth fucking unleashes a waterfall of saliva smelling them alone.

>>38900276
yooo man i'm going to jamaica for two weeks tomorrow with unlimited food, what do you recommend besides jerk chicken?

>>38900525
>not telepizza

FUCK YALL

>>38899150
It's a bulkers best friend.

>>38901266
Rum roasted plantains are the best

>>38899560
I used to it half a bag of these with butter and sometimes peanut butter

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>>38898973
>That first creamy texture
>The fucking taste
>The crunchy comes now
>Oh my god
>My tongue begs for more
>just one more
>repeat until tub is dead.

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desu

you all sound like youre starving to death. Is this how it has to be if you want to be cut?

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>>38901627
>y'all

Lil' sumthin' for mah southern bros

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Where my niggas at?

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>>38901173
cheesecake is the best. Though haven't eaten one in a long time.
Best time of my life was when I had my high school graduation party and there was this divine gingerbread cheese cake and I had like three of the whole cakes left after it.
>>38903047
have to eat at least a pack per day

>>38899034
How much sodium is that?

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>tastes like happiness
>Makes me not anxious
>cheap

Literally cant even keep any in the house

>>38899222
<1g protein
WHY

>>38903277
A lot

>>38903304
Get some self control, anon

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>Family has tons of birthdays through the year
>constantly getting together and there is always Icecream Cake
>sometimes they get two cakes the second usually being cheesecake
Send help.

>>38898973
Whataburger or Chick Fil A

>>38901101
>crytonite

Underrated

Baby back ribs.

Why do they have to be so fucking good?

>>38903332
Time to invest in some running shoes.

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>>38900313

>>38899074
Is it Green Choice Organic Peanut Butter (99.3% jordnötter)? We don't have it in finland so whenever I visit my relatives in sweden I buy like 4-6 jars of it.
The absolutely best PB I've ever eaten.

>>38900313
fucking kek

>>38901078
>is this image for ants?
it's not even hard to see you fucking blind autist

>>38901173
Ma niggah

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Not memeing, Im fucking addicted to this shit and I need to stop.

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Pizza.
I used to literally eat a large pizza by myself like two or three times a week.

>>38903545
Your heart is going to give out if you keep this up

>>38900022
lmao who remember zimzam trial

>jaffa calling

>>38903597
I know, and thats why Im trying to cut out the shit

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Getting all hot and sweaty just thinking of them

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FUCK
FUUUUUCK

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Ironically I can never get any of them because nobody sells the ones I want

>>38900500
wtf that looks fucking disgusting.

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These things are no joke.

>>38900022
I know what you mean. I cannot just have one I always have to demolish the whole pack.

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>>38898973
Chocolate
Licorice
Ice cream
Chocolate covered nuts
Cookies
Oreos
Cheese

I've been eating at least one of these every day for the past few months, does anyone have some advice on how to stop?

>>38900640
It means something tastes good and is often very moreish.

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>>38900500
>2470mg of sodium
>12g saturated fat
>almost no vitamins or minerals
>eating two in a day

Never gonna make it anon

>>38898973
There's a pizza place near where I live that does all kinds of speciality pizzas. My favourite:

>Crispy duck
>Hoisin
>Brie

No photos unfortunately.

>>38901266
>all in hotel
>good food

pick one

>>38903823
From?

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Gains are made here

>>38899214
go permabulk anon, its the only hope for you

>>38903823
Looks like someone came on a cinnamon bun>>38904057

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>>38900022
>Britanons will know what i'm talking about

Whole pack in one sitting, even at colonial import price. No exceptions.

Randomly selected pic extremely related.

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>>38904139
>Licorice

Pic related. Gone in less that a week. Yes, 4 lbs.

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Years ago in my fatass days I would buy two of these, eat the entire first bag and half of the second, then I'd crush the rest and throw it away to ensure I wouldn't eat the rest.

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>>38898973

Costco giveth, but it also giveth.

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>>38903823
>the ones I want

Ikea with extra semen?

>saturated fats are bad
I hope you don't believe this meme

>>38900500
Was going to ask why you wouldn't just go eat a freshly prepared burger, but then I saw the pound sign.

t. burger

>>38904158
>saturated fats are bad meme
no

>>38904912
they are bad for you

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these motherfuckers

>>38900313
wtf lmao

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Chicken nuggets with mayo and ice cream.

>>38900813

thirst is a basic human instinct too

you should fight that also

>>38903102
I either want to eat them or stick my dick in them. Not sure. Maybe both? Spear a hole through it, dunk it in the milk, then retrieve and eat?

Damn those look fine.

I used to do cheat days, but now I go morning and afternoon super clean, then when I get to work (I work nights), I go to the supermarket next door and eat 400-500 calories of something nice. dark chocolate or cookies or whatever I want, as long as I stay within the daily calories.

no more cravings, no more six days of suffering. the shakes from earlier in the day already taste nice, so I no longer have any more trouble staying sane.

this whole thread is delicious, though.

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>>38898973
Haribo Goldbears, If i get a packet I'll finish it all (a 125 gram bag) in one sitting so I try to avoid them

>>38907334

And that works? I dont have cheat days, I rather eat something fat every once in a while, like three times a week, while staying in my calorie limit and taking all the macros I need.

So far is going pretty good.

Regular potato chips have been the bane of my existence for as long as I can remember.

>>38907334
>>38907466
If you just go long enough without sweets you're gonna lose any desire to eat them. Once you reach that point the suffering is over. But it appears you are too weak.

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>>38903304
i know your pain anon, also JD is literally happiness in a bottle

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hehe amirite guys?

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Just had this four yogurts.
I started buying yougurts long time ago because I thought they'd make a healthy snack etc, however I became a bit addicted to them and I usually consume more calories in yougurts than the actual meals.

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>>38906756
muh nigga. i could bathe in these fuckers. they're sooo good, at least Deglet Nour dates.
Shame, that they give me the shits.

>>38903277

>lots of sodium in peanut butter

Is this an American thing? 300g of it here would get you to 90% recommended DI

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>see this thread while bulking

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this so fucking much

>tfw seasweed shaker fries are back on the menu

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>>38898973

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every day

>>38908061
>dark chocolate
into the trash

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>>38907917
>see this thread while cutting

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it's been so long...

>>38907913
I assume so. Even a snack in America gets you well beyond your daily recommended intake or sodium.

But I have been told that if I drink enough water, sodium should not be too much of a problem.

>>38907390
get light ones, if you eat a pack you will shit your guts out

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[send help]

>>38903112
M8 your vicky sponge is missing its jam and cream

>>38903545
>work 4 on 4 off night shifts
On the last night of my rotation im having 2 or 3 of these so i dont fall asleep and get fired. I hate it.

>>38899150
it's dank for bulking

adderral.

I'm prescribed it and take the prescribed dose, but fuck if it isn't hard to gain weight when you're not hungry 12 hours a day

>>38898973
Fucking chocolate. And my mum keeps buying it.

I fucking hate/love chocolate so much man.

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>>38899185
>>>>>>/sipbro/

>>38899185
Fuck you /fit/, fuck you. I recently quit smoking and can't touch a cup coffee without wanting to smoke so i've been on dat first sip ever since

>>38901266
Oxtails
Goat Curry

My top 2 fo sho

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These little fuckers are too good.

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>3 months of keto
>Its going great
>First cold night of the year (Canada)
>Sudden cravings for cookie dough
>Its overwhelming, work slows to a crawl as I cant even think straight
>Go to grocery store after work
>This fucker is on sale
>Buy 1l of the good milk from my hometown
>Shamefully smuggle my load home
>Sit down to watch raw
>Eat the entire thing uncooked and drink all the milk

The worst part? I actually did this, this is a true story.

>>38909161
I would buy the 3lb bags
I need more help

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Just die in my fucking sleep already whoever invented this ice cream needs to get slaughtered

>>38898973
Jesus christ i shouldntve opened this thread.

ALL THESE FUCKING FESTIVALS THIS TIME OF YEAR
HOLY SHIT MAKE IT END

tfw sugar free jello-o at 5-10 calories and arctic zero/halo top get me through the week
I'm weak, lads, but there's ways around it.

>>38911342

jello does scratch that itch and barely has any calories, good call

>>38907779

nigger, I lost 77 pounds in 5 months doing 6 days of eating fruit, vegetables and meat (plus exercise).

while it did make me lose my craving for sugar (hell, been years since i've had soda), and i lost the weight, it completely fucked the way my body responds to any type of sugar (fruit, bread, candy, you name it).

totally cutting stuff from your diet isn't healthy. now i just count the calories and eat a balance of clean and "fun" food.

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>>38901266

You're in for a shitty week lololololololololol

>Category 4 storm right up your asshole

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I eat it until I can't eat or I run out.

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Anything with sugar really, but this shit right here is really hard to walk away from sometimes.

>>38899185
>that first sip

>>38911853
good taste

ive been on oreos again ffs

cant find any mint oreo though

>>38910183
Holy shit that sip of the day

>>38906756
God damn this so Fucking much.

I can't not eat the whole fucking bag.

>>38901101
seriously this

>>38899214
Homebrewer here. The struggle is real. Been brewing lower calorie session beers lately, it's helping.

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>>38911232
Thats just a good looking apple anon

>>38908807
ZEBRA CAKE BOIIIZ

>>38908807
oh my fuck
>honey buns

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Weed vapor cartridges

Luckily I've stayed away from the stuff for a few years now

>>38912556
Is that a thanksgiving meal as a sandwich? Mein gott.

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>>38910122
Is that how you say cornbread in Maine or whatever yankee shithole you live in?

>>38912556
looks like torta de tamal with strawberry jelly

>>38903739
are you an ausbro?

>>38903823
FUCKING THESE. Goddamn it I hate walking into the malls near me because every single one of them has a cinnabon. Those warm sweet gooey sluts will be the death of me one day. Not because I lack self control, but because i'm pretty sure I feel an aneurism form every time I fight off the urge to get one.

>>38912933
These motherfuckers. I just cannot stop myself with them.

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No Onion add honey mustard and some fries on it.

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HOW THE FUCK ARE THESE THINGS SO GOOD?

>>38912933
shit. I eat that whole box in one sitting every fucking time.

>>38913562
it's so amazing delicious and i would eat them all in one sitting easily.

My girlfriend always got mad at me whenever she buys that and i would eat it all in one sitting.

testing 1, 2 testing 1,2

>>38903626
Holy shit, another instance of people not understanding the Internet, I was dying when that happened it couldn't have been more perfect

>>38907715
This. I lose any semblance of self-control when I'm offered some chips
/notmakingit/

>>38900525
Toppers is worse

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>>38914005

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Fig fucking Newtons. There's more than 100 calories in two of these little shits, and I can easily eat a whole box in one sitting

>>38904158

>"beef" burger
>0% Iron

I am suspicious.

>>38907913

High sodium PB is quite good if you eat it in normal amounts, like on a sandwich. Not so good if you binge on it.

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>>38901101

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Pork belly just has to be so damn delicious.
I can cook it with anything and its so bad

>>38914377
500% of your daily sodium never tasted so good.

>>38910645
fuck you I fucking need some now

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>>38898973
>tfw tomorrow is carb refeed day and I havent had carbs in 4 weeks

>>38899358
>Literally drink 10 cups of coffee a day
That is really bad for you senpai. Your going to fuck your heart up.

>>38899034
How much is a tub?

I cut peanuts from my diet 'cause I could eat a pound of these fuckers in 4 days, maybe you should just stop buying them.

>>38911232
Pink Lady apples are pretty based anon

I cant fucking stop putting Garlic mayo on everything it can be used on.
Send help

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>>38898973
as I doing it right

>>38907264
I had a girlfriend for a while would have me put my dick through warm cookies to a make a sort of cookie cock ring. Then she'd get a glass of cold milk and sort of suck me off and eat the cookie at the same time. She had some real shit go down in her childhood, which is I guess where it came from.
I still can't be near baking cookies without getting real uncomfortable.

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>>38898973
It is even called "healthy bun" here. Tbh all forms of cheese sandwich are my kryptonite.

>>38915984
Was she into rough sex?

>>38912198
Really, what ABV are your sessions? and is the lower kcal amount worth it cos I feel like i'd rather have a pint of gloriously hoppy 6% pale than 2 pints of 3% stuff

>>38903329
But successfully keeping it out the house because you know you'll drink it IS self control

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>>38901173
>cheesecake
Anon pls

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>>38915984
>I had a girlfriend for a while would have me put my dick through warm cookies to a make a sort of cookie cock ring. Then she'd get a glass of cold milk and sort of suck me off and eat the cookie at the same time

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>>38903177
>implying

>>38898998
Where the fuck are those from!?

>>38899034
Was thinking about doing this for my bulk, how dangerous is 300g of protein butter per day?

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>>38898973
Usually get 2 McDoubles and small fries. Shit is like 1000 calories for $5.

>>38917489
puerto rico

>>38899173
Sigh... When I was a fatty in high school I'd eat 21 of those for lunch every few weeks. Feels bad man.

>>38898973
tfw peanut allergy :^)

>>38917675
Why not 2 double cheeseburgers for best price/proteincalories ratio?

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>>38898973
Good beer... Eating good clean foods is normal for me, but as soon as i go out:
>drink 3-4 beers
>heck, why stop now im starting to feel good
>drink 4 more
>oh man, is that potato chips you got there
>devour the bag
>drink 2 more
>oh man im super hungry, lets devour a chicken burger
>pass out
>wake up with regret
>cry into my milk & oats

Im not talking about weak american beer, 5-8%% stuff here

>>38917675
Get on my level
~1k calories, 40g proteins for 75 cent

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>>38917947

>>38903470
I'm not sure if that's coffee or tea but that looks fucking delightful

>>38914377
>>38914399
kek. Fuck man, I need to find some low sodium sunflower seeds, can't find any in Canada.

God tier snack kcal wise, but the sodium is too much.

>>38917947
everything is expensive in Canada.

>>38914794
how the fuck do people live like this

>>38911232
I eat like 8 apples a day, not joking.

>>38901266
Jerk pork
Oxtail
Fried Chicken, Fried fish (with rice & peas)
Ackee and Saltfish
fried plantain
fried bami

Have a good time.

>>38900987
Can you get unsalted, lightly roasted peanuts for a decent price? Put in a decent food processor, pulse until you have peanut butter. I usually add a little peanut oil to adjust texture, a little salt, and sometimes some honey. Sometimes I don't add anything else. Shelled peanuts are a decent option, but are obviously more labor intensive.

>>38918688
peanuts with the shell on are a decent option sometimes, I mean (shelled would mean they don't have the shell, apparently)

>>38917884
>>38917675
The mcdoubles are 390 calories each you fucking retard

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SEND HELP SEND HELP
>that first nut

>>38918434
>how the fuck do people live like this
force of will nigga, I have to be miserably for 2 months but it's alright because I look like a shredded cunt after it

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Family came from the Soviet Union, so I grew up eating this; I can eat four slice of bread covered with this and butter in about a minute.

>>38919706
Dark Bread + thick layer of Smetana + Caviar

what do you think about that?

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>>38919826
Nah bruh, Russian white until I die. Also not eating bread on a cut anyway.

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b r e h s

>>38899523

>mfw coke zero + cheez its

Sounds fucking disgusting brehs but you'll have to try it to understand. Put a bunch of cheezits in ya mouth and then swig some cola from the can and chew. It's fucking heavenly.

I only drink water (sometimes flavored) and only get carbs from fruit+veg now though

>>38904812

black licorice kills gains breh look it up

shit rapes your testosterone

>>38903047

Those are a big reason of why I was 350lbs at one point in my life
They are too delicious
I have 4 packs in my pantry right now
They're from january
I'm now 259lbs
We're all gonna make it

>>38910357

mah nigguh wassup,

These and Charleston Chews are my candies of choice. I really can't even let myself eat one, if I do, I _must_ eat the rest of them.

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anything breakfast related like this, agree?

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Mom's food, she's 2000 miles away from me :(
If you find a good Moroccan restaurant, try this, it's called Rfissa.
I could eat that until my stomach explodes

>>38912055

hhhhhhhnnnnnnng fuck me those niggers are delicious

>>38907907

Bad dates.

>>38903102
LE COOKIES

>>38911853
Mint is bad for your T levels.

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>>38920137

>mfw cooking up sausage and bacon and frying eggs and hashbrowns in the grease then mashing it all up in a bowl

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>>38899185
Cherry Monster best Monster.

>Playing the game of fitting as much PB on a spoon because you know you can't double scoop
>getting a second spoon

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This shit right here

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>>38920137
That is a shit tier breakfast. If you're bulking then eat a full English every morning to make an empire of gainz.

>>38920341
Is that a doner with mayo? You sick fuck. Salad and chili sauce or GTFO.

>>38904406
>bacon
>gains

pick one m8

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>>38920366
British kryptonite best kryptonite.

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>>38899523
>That first bite and sip of the day

beer
in fact im killing 1.3 liters right now

fuck weekends

my new neighbors moved in...they're mexican...

>>38920377
nah, kebab meat over chips and cheese. Garlic sauce and bbq sauce over the top. In Australia they're called HSPs

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>>38914550
You could have picked anything...anything. You picked the worst candy to ever exist. Fucking shame on you.

>>38920745
>dem tits
I think I'm straight now.... wait, nah, i'm not

Sushi. Oh man, every time I've hit rock bottom it has included sushi. Last time I got a reality check was at an all you can eat sushi buffet where I filled my plate over ten times, went home, puked, and worked out from shame. I need a designated sushi day or two every month or I'll be out of control and pig out spontaneously on everything in sight from cravings. I wish I could make it myself but it becomes too flaccid and small pieces of sand gets into my mouth.

>>38915889
what a beautiful lady

>>38903177
>>38906756
>>38908807
>>38912933
>>38914218
>>38917675
>>38919881
>>38920137
>>38920366
Fuck I love all this shit

>>38920745
>>38914550
candy pumpkins are a shit
candy corn>

>>38920745
that's some nice titters

>>38898973
bakery

anything. I crave that shitload of carbs every moment every day

>>38915889
She's really pretty

>>38898998
>>38900276
>>38906756
>>38910645
>>38920145
They look disgusting.
They taste fucking amazing.

>>38914550
God yes! i ate a bag of these the other day needless to say i felt nauseous

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Cut my life into pieces

>>38905768
Fuck yes

Fuck gas stations every time I go to one I buy gummy bears or gummy worms and a Gatorade

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>>38917908

>weak american beer

m8...

>>38922872
Root beer is the best soda in existence
The only thing that comes close to root beer is fucking cream soda, I'll never forget the day I was given a 12 pack of cream soda and drank the whole thing within a day, fuck

>>38898973
BOSTON BAKED BEANS

Best candy in the world right there

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I could eat this for every fucking meal

>>38913431
Sure am. I accidentally ate a whole box of them the other day watching the cricket

>>38903809
YEah but I just shovel down the Vitamin C ones, they're so goddamn good.

>>38923088
backwoods bastard is so fucking good.

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>>38923092
>cream soda
is there a better sugary drink?

>>38923112
IM ALREADY BUYING BROWNIE BATTER AND COOKIE DOUGH WHIP
DELETE THIS

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>>38917908
>Im not talking about weak american beer, 5-8%% stuff here

Obviously you've never had a triple ipa

I'm not sure which shantytown of Europe you inhabit, but if you ever make it to the states try pic

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This shit right here

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>>38914377
I see you

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>>38923197
Here you go bud

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These fuckers. I will slam a bag in 10 minutes flat after a 3 hour ride. Fuck they're like crack for me

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heart atk in a box

>>38903545
Switch to the zero cal version first; your problem is likely a sugar addiction, not a straight up energy drink addiction. Since I cut out as much sugar as possible out of my diet, these (zero cal ones, tho usually dose 28 or red bull) became a once-a-week thing. You don't get the heavy highs and lows either once you cut out the sugar. Also, decent coffee is worth the money (I'm talking self-ground + french press, none of that Starbucks creamy ass bullshit)

signed, anon with fucked up teeth from years of Monster abuse

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oh fuck ya

>>38922872
I am saving the rest of the soda for tomorrow but I keep walking back to the fridge to take some sips
Not making it

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JUST

>>38923603
Ew

>>38899034
ITS TIME TO STOP

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>>38898973
I don't binge on this often but when I do I can easily finish an entire box in one sitting

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>>38925247

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who else here /BJ/ ?

>>38925280
This

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Wherever there is poutine, I must devour it.

>>38920075
God speed brother

>>38900640
>scrummy
It means scrumptious

>>38925300
I stole a customer coupon to save 50 cents on a pint
Not gonna make it

>>38903809
>When you have Chocolate flavoured Vit. D pills
>tfw you live in the True North so no sun 6months of the year
>Tfw they are your only deserts but you can only have one because you can only take one
>tfw when you can't greetext

>>38908582
do you want to fucking die in your sleep because you don't have the energy to survive the cold, dark, long night?

>tfw you miss hoodie season
>tfw your hands and feet are continually cold
>tfw you don't get starbucks with those pretty girls from economics class because you can't go over your intake.

>>38910459
Do you realize how simple chocolate chip cookies are to make? Literally could not fuck up the recipe unless you cannot measure. Make a batch, portion it and freeze the dough.

Oh, you have no idea how good the frozen dough is.

>>38919826
muh nigga

fucken love black bread

>>38925480
Buying all the ingredients is a lot more expensive than a sale on cookie dough.

>>38923885
Stop fucking chickens, anon

>>38920341
literally nothing better than an HSP

>>38920377
Lmao gtfo you haram dingo