why is /fit/ so obsessed with eating ass?

Because nothing beats munching down on a nice fat turd cutter. What are you, gay?

>>38890068
Simple answer is its delicious

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>tranny on the left, fatty on the right

Naisu

>>38890068
Lowkey, I'd eat that tranny's ass.

She's not a tranny, she's a physique competitor and she's CUTE

https://www.instagram.com/p/BJ_km4fgJc1/

>>38890250
Yeah that's a tranny.

>>38890068
The dingleberries around the ass is a good source of Protein, OP.

Don't knock it til you try it OP. Pretty amazing desu.

>>38890068
>>38890068
Most people just like staring at ass and think that they like it enough to eat it. Only the few actually like eating ass. To be honest ass in general just started trending a few years ago, but again most guys arent down to eat it. Ive eaten ass and its amazing nothing like kissing a girls thighs and slowly working your way up and then turning her around and licking and kissing her ass and then whispering in her ear that shes gorgeous as fuck and then placing your tongue on her prefect brown star.

>tfw

>>38890082
A turd cutter is a gay man's penis, not an asshole. Think about it

>>38890309
>https://www.instagram.com/p/BJ_km4fgJc1/

This man gets it.

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The girl in the orange tank goes to my gym sometimes to lift, and I think I'm in love with her

Too bad she'll never love me back because I don't squat more than her...

>>38890641
>love
>never spoken
Pick one

>>38890337
>implying assholes don't cut turds

Gf loves it. So do I.

What are you some kind of cuck?

>>38890757
do you mean you have to talk to her to know you love her
OR
if you love her you have no choice but to tell her this
??

>>38890068
>spotted someone who's never eaten ass

>>38890068
mas-ling-gwa
eat the asshole bitch

>>38890250
>she's CUTE
I think you have a mental disorder m8
She's fucking ugly

>>38890068

That's gay as fuck though

Feels good man. And girls usually fucking love it

I don't know why I love eating ass. Hooked up with my ex last weekend and during round 2 she said she wanted it in her bum. Made her have a cute little gape that would suck up my spit and when I saw that I buried my face and tongue in her bum and ate it like it was my last meal. I'm worried I'll never find a girl into butt stuff, or I'll have to put in too much time like I did with this chick. Any girl down right away is probably a whore.

>>38891814
literally every girl is into buttstuff

>>38890068
Gotta make gain son.

>tfw I remember taking this screen cap
Nice

>>38890068
Why do women's tits start to look so unappealing when they get pecs over a certain size. It's so mannish.

>>38890309
I saw a porno when I was a kid that involved Rocco Siffredi eating ass.

I've grown up to be a regular ass muncher, most girls I've been with have liked it. I'm a freak in bed though.

>>38890309
meh
there's this nearby thing called vagina, which is way more appealing
ass is nice to look at, that's all

>>38891886
Nigga most girls might be interested but after a couple horribly frustrating sessions of barely working in the tip and she screams... takes the freakiness out real quick.

All 3 long term relationships I was in... I stuck in in the pooper. Tried long enough to actually get halfway down. Some of them got off from it, but never without pain and they could never last longer than a couple minutes.

Maybe you all have needle dicks, idk

>>38890068
I was obsessed with it until I switched from ass to pussy one time and she farted right in my eye and gave me pink eye. I stopped after that.

>>38890964
The first one, obviously. Jesus christ. This page really is autistic

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>>38892084
>This page

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>>38891899
I find it very sexy for some reason. There's a roiding, i assume, woman at my gym that wears tight low cut tank tops and you can clearly see her pecs coming out between her clavicle and where her boobs start. One time i caught her doing the zyzz pose in front of a mirror and i just sat there, staring.

>tfw when you fantasize about muscular women with broad capped shoulders, strong cores, square asses, tree trunk legs, masculine jaws and long fat dicks to worship, but feel absolutely nothing for actual men
I do not understand, it would make everything so much easier.
Im dyel as fuck, with a face that looks like i havent slept in a week and the first time i passed by a gay bar some guy tried to hit on me.

>>38890337
you're a retard
>>38890770
winner

>>38892036
maybe they can't relax because of your anime wallpaper and bedsheets, faggot.

>>38892299
Sounds like you should have let him fuck you.

>>38892433
someone call the blue board police

The better question is why wouldn't you be?

>>38890068
pull sumo
eat butt

Because it's hot as fuck?

Fucking fags on this board I swear

I take my girl out to a mexican place a few blocks away from our gym. She loves the stuff and its cheap as fuck.

After we eat I get her in a real good mood and she lets me dive right into her body...I glide my tounge from the back of her neck alllll the way down to her crack, tracing her spine, before i plunge my entire face into her booty.

I love the stench of her sweaty ass as she farts up a storm from our dinner. I feel like my cock is about to take off from cape canaveral every fucking time.

>>38892322
Lol

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>>38890068
Everyone on /fit/ is a disgusting porno addict Tbh

I like eating ass but most girls I've been with don't seem to be into it
One if the best fucks of my life was this little blonde slut, I raised her legs and licked up from her ass to her clit
She got so wet you could see the juices dripping down her asshole.
I've never seen a girl get that wet, even In porn.

>>38892032
but blood and piss comes out the vagina. Thats nasty

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>>38894641

>>38895414
Guess what comes out of an ass.

>>38896875
Protein.

>>38897126
Protein is absorbed in nearly 100% earlier. Guess again.

>>38892061
Should have washed your face moron

>>38890250
I'd lick this gir's arsehole if it wasn't so obvious that she sucks nigger cock

>>38890068
Eating ass, protein farts, blood in shit, anal sex --- that is about 70 percent of /fit/ posting these days. Get used to it.

>>38890337
No thats a turd pusher. Silly faggot