Mirin Stories?

The lack of responses seems appropriate for /fit/

>>38889223
jacked off in front of the mirror the other day and came almost instantly

>>38889366
Busy lifting

>>38889223
Girl that looked like she was 14 or something walked into a pole while starring at me.
I walked over and tried to help but she got flustered and ran off.

Stood up and wondered what her problem was.
I caught a look at myself in the window of a bookstore, I was freeballing in pair of jogging sweats and my shirt was covered in sweat and clinging a bit too much.

I looked like an extra in a porno/lifetime movie.

>>38889223
Used to be obsessed with this girl when I was 19 and a fatty, she never replied to me or just said things like why are you talking to me etc.. Saw her in town once gave her a hug and after that she never replied..

Ripped weighing in around 96kg, 5'11. Suddenly a message from this bitch (some years later) hey how you been :) all the bullshit, she then replied so when you gonna ask me out? I replied ah never,

Wanted to get more angry but just let it go..


Girl about 15 years old eyeing me hardcore in work shirt yesterday with arm pump, feeling a bit weird and also mostly older girls (20-40) are interested in my size now rather than younger.

Also do not think an Asian girl has ever looked twice at me lolol

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>>38889223

>>38889428
>walked into a pole while starring at me.
>I walked over and tried to help but she got flustered and ran off.
Kek. Female autism can be cute

>>38889428
I want to know this feel

>>38889428
>local girl walks into pole trying to look for her boyfriend she was there to meet
>disgusting sweaty creep runs towards her with open arms
>girl runs away in fear as the creep is left still looking at his own vividly disturbed self

>>38889496
Go have a black coffee and train you chode lol, can tell you have never been mired.

My chiro said i was a big guy

>>38889536
>lashing out
Confirmed lying autist.

15 pecs solid

>>38889473
adolescent girls and asians like twinks ime desu. Milfs are the first to comment on muscles, probs tired of dadbods. 20-30 varies a lot depending on daddy issues (which leads to dadbod + height preference).

>>38889223
Fuck motivation
Get discipline. That shit won't leave you like your high school crush and friends.
Fucking robot

>>38889623
I agree man

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>>38889624
>>38889223
this desu op. Passion will come and go, but consistency is the true maker of gains.

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>>38889428

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>doing weighted pull-ups
>gym buddy starts laughing
>some guy ran into cable machines while merlin

and

>doing moderate weight squats ATG without safeties or spotter
>wearing headphones
>tapped on shoulder
>its high test grill doing babby weight squats on smith machine behind me
>"really nice squats! and you're going solo!"
>grill says something else about having guts for no safeties
>"t-thanks..."
>put headphones back on right away
>finish remaining squats as quickly as possible

>>38889496
Lol

>>38889223
Monitoring

Bump

Doing deadlift, not even that much just over two plate. A turn to take a breather and in the mirror I see this girl checking me hard. I spin around and she gives herself whiplash whipping her neck away. Breddy gud

>>38889223
I've had some girls throw me some glances before but I had my first real mire recently.
Probably only happened now because I'm cocoon mode

>doing weighted pull ups w/a 45 in a power rack(the power rack faces a mirror)
>staring at my sexy ass lats while I do reps
>on rep 6 I see a girl looking at my back
>didn't really think much and kept going
>on rep 8 I look again and I see she's still staring
>keeps looking until we make eye contact, immediately looks at the ground

feels bretty gud

>be a few weeks ago
>be at funeral for some distant relative
>be sitting next to aunt
>during service aunt pokes my thigh to get my attention and feels how solid it is
>makes face like shes impressed
after service she calls me "muscles"
>"t-thanks Aunt Gina"

>>38889483
Indeed.
Female autism is adorable.

>>38889682
Kek

>>38889374
Nice

>>38889223
Does her ass smell and taste like sweet sweet candy?

>>38889966
Fuck her asap to assert dominance you twink

>>38889223
Girls were remarking about how satisfying it is to see a full plate on the bar for their squats, then look at my bar and go "but then you look at that...", "...but proportionally we're still doing pretty good".

I was only at 3.25pl8 but still feels good to hear someone merlin my weights.

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I got one I guess, was when I got my haircut and was driving.
I mostly keep to myself so I never really acknowledge any mires.

>Be little over a month that ago
>Get haircut since hair was grown out, shoulder length, and curly as hell giving me a hobo vibe
>Lady is shearing my shit, walk out and feel fresh as fuck
>Driving, first stop and begin to turn, attractive dude eye fucking me
>Driving, tons of people (mostly dudes) completely turning heads and staring at me
>Found one hambeast woman in a white tank top staring a hole into my face
>Friend who went with me said "dude all these people are checking you out!"
Felt pretty amazing desu. Though it was more my face than my body, I still consider them mires.
>TFW still have same haircut
>TFW people are extremely friendly and nice towards me
>The years of pain I went with shitty hair was cut off that very day

>>38890185
what was this fantastic cut?

>>38890219
Literally a male version of a pixie cut. But it accentuated my facial frame and so it looked good.
My face most resembles a diamond face shape.
>Born attractive
>Don't feel you're attractive enough for someone

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>>38890185
>typing up all this half-related and not posting face

>>38889223
sauce on girl?

>>38890274
dang anon
congrats, I hope to be in that situation soon. but I need to start lifting and find the right haircut. I just let it grow and get messy

>>38890274
Can you post a pic? I'm searching for it on google images but I'd have no idea how it'd look IRL.

>>38890300
Haha I did the same with my hair because at the time I didn't care much for myself (mental illness a shit, so glad I'm getting better).
Even if you need to lift more, or lose/gain weight I totally recommend getting the right haircut asap.
You can also look up haircuts that look good for your gender and face shape.
Just type in male face shapes or face shapes into Google, find the face shape that's most accurate, and then look on Google some haircuts for that face that you really like.
That's what I did and it did wonders!

>>38890286
Heidi Harper

>>38890330
Sure thing anon!
I got this haircut but just modified it a bit with shorter sideburns and that's about all I had done.
Amazingly simple, and thankfully I am a pretty attractive guy which helps a ton.

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>>38890393
>>38890330
Forgot pic. I'm airheaded sorry anon.

>>38889622
Kek

>>38890351
thanks anon
I'll get on that, appreciate it!

>>38890393
>>38890402
Alright, that is all I needed, I basically have this face, though the bottom of my nose is straighter, my jaw bigger and my eyes darker.

Now I just need to wait for my hair to grow a bit more and then find a place near me that can cut it well enough.

Thanks anon!

>>38890437
You're welcome! I'm happy I could help anon.

>>38890455
I'm happy I could help! I actually have a wider jaw than him and a straighter nose as well and it worked wonders for me.
Get it and rock it anon, I wish you the best!

>laying nude with gf post fuck
>she keeps grabbing my ass saying how much she likes it
feels gud

>>38889473
Why would you even be mad though? Picture an overweight weirdo trying their hardest to get physical contact with you, obviously wanting sex (I'm not saying that was your main drive). You feel a bit repulsed by their way of life and appearence. I'm 100% sure you done this to "that fat ugly weirdo girl". Now fast forward a couple of years. You grown quite a lot mentally. Had many different experiences and have a new way of looking at people. That weird lazy repulsive girl who used to get attracted to you got her shit together. No more dooritoes in the hair. Not covered in zits. Actually looks pretty fit. Maybe you misjudge her? You proceed to flirt with her and get an angsty reply. Yep, she sure as fuck didn't evolve beyond the physical. Hint: that's you.

Some anon posted a vocaroo of ASMR on music. Its surprisingly motivating.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0O65LPdAAu2

Please make another if your readimg this anon.

>>38889223

>be me
>changing for cattle show in buddies camper at fair
>get done sit down to put my boots on
>buds stepsister comes from the back of the camper
>didn't know she was in here
>say hello
>sits on my lap squeezes my arm and says hello
>comments on how big my arms are
>to autistic to realize what happening
>ask her get up I need to go show
>realize in the middle of the class what I just did
>go try make shit happen but I guess I pissed her off cause she wouldn't give me the time of day after that

And that's how I passed on my chance to bang a 17 year old thick gymnast for $10 and a fourth place ribbon. Feels bad boys, feels really bad.

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>>38889223
>tfw you're back home after an intense workout
>step out of the shower
>exit the bathroom
>pass the hallway mirror on your way to the kitchen to get some good ol protein
>a fleeting gaze towards said mirror makes you come back in front of it
>tfw you're actually surprised at how fucking shredded you are

Dude, hoes will be mirin all the time, but you know you've made it when your own fucking self starts mirin.

>>38891249
This was the gayest shit I've ever seen
0/10 made me cringe

its a short story, but really boosted my self esteem, here goes
>be me, reading a book on campus
>really nice day out, lots of students
> girl sits about 6 yards away from me, glances occasionally over my way and then stairs at her phone
>goes on for about half an hour
> gets up, walks up to me and says "you look super cute today" spills her spaghetti and 360 power walks away
I've never been on the receiving end of spaghetti spillage but it felt nice desu

>>38891342
stares° wtf how did i made it to college

>>38891337
This is /fit/, dude. Being gay is the fucking norm.

Got called "muscles" by colleagues at two different jobs.

Impressed 50 year old woman and muslim gook by doing a pullup onto an awkward warehouse shelf

Caught underrage girl mirin me openly several times

Thanks SS

>record myself jerking off completely naked on the bed after being on nofap for a month
>watch it the next day and can't help but jerk off to it and cum buckets when I came on my abs

is this gay or is it masturbation

>>38891342
>>38891386
it's okay allow me to show you to the stares leading outside.

>>38889223
Got a 2-fer from the other day at the grocery store.

>walking down frozen food isle with wife for dat frozen brock
>girl looks at me out of corner of her eye
>slowly turns to stare, eventually facing straight towards me
>felt like meat, smile, nod, spaghetti, etc
>horny smirk across her face as she watches me pass
>look back and shes turned to watch me walk away
>finally notice her bf digging through hungry man dinners
>understand why she looked at me like that now
>wife laughed about it, gave me a tough time
>after more shopping, go to check out while wife hits up redbox
>large man ahead of me
>has basket filled with chicken breasts
>turns, glances, smiles, makes small talk
>him-"Chicken is on sale right now."
Yeah, I saw that; too bad I just bought some a few days ago."
>him-"You work out?"
>thought cool, fellow /fit/ maybe
>get to talking about routines, mentions he used to be a body builder and now is a trainer
>suddenly, he gets flustered and apologizes, turns away
>no idea what happened
>notice wife walked up behind me during friendly conversation
>odd, but think nothing of it
>get out to car and wife is laughing hard
>"He wanted to fuck your butt! LMAO!"
>it sinks in; she's right
>have good laugh with wife on way home

I don't get many mires because I usually wear ill fitting, baggy shirts and hoodies, but this was on a pretty hot day so I was just wearing a single, thin shirt.

Fun times.

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>>38889223
Ehh

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>>38889496
>>38889568

I am not a man of many 'mires and am so socially maladjusted I probably will never notice them if they do occur.
>The exception is the nickname "beefcake" which is playful enough to be sarcastic most likely.
>It felt somewhat good regardless until I went to her house and heard her call her obese cat "beefcake" too.

It's genuinely a good thing I'm not lifting for pussy, or to get confident. God knows they're not going anywhere.

>>38889622
Those were the good times

>>38889557
for him

>>38889478
kek

>>38891342
Lol if she turns 360° she would be facing the same direction

>>38891875
We've reached a point where this post is the actual bait, not the one he's responding to

>>38891882
The actual bait is the one who calls the first reply a newfag

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She was into that shit

>>38891937
Sounds like what my gf says to me too.
Damn gud feel

>camping with friends last weekend
>chopping firewood
>wearing thin beater
>big overhead swings into giant log
>lats.jpg
>sweat clinging to belly
>abs.gif
>between swings I notice the conversation at nearby campfire has gone quiet
>one of my bros suddenly breaks silence by whistling at me
>glance over just in time to catch one of the girls mirin' hard
>she quickly looks away and goes bright red
>realize the convo went quiet cause people noticed her staring at started chuckling amongst themselves
>buddy wasn't even whistling at me
>he was trying to embarrass her and draw attention to her staring
>lol
>my gf complains later and says some of the other girls were checking me out too
>not sure if she's just being crazy / jealous or if serious
>still an awkward weirdo and not used to attention yet

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>>38891562
W A T
A
T

>>38892013
post pic and let me stare at you

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these threads make my dyel ass wanna lift bad

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>>38892057
THEN LIFT

>>38889965
nice

>>38891337
>implying you've never masturbated to your own reflection

>>38889536
d e f e n s i v e

>>38890050
Please mr. simpson... don't look at me like that... no... nooo!

>>38892057
What are you waiting for?

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>>38892122
>>38892068
already went to the gym today lel

>>38891162
Come to think of it you make some pretty strong points, hmm.

But the way she lead me around a bit hurt, I guess that's why I was a little bitter. Stupid visual world.

>>38891222
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL ahh I love you

>>38890185
Iktfb. I had really long hair for years just because I didn't know what kind of haircut to get. Once I got my haircut properly my mires have increased 100x over.

>be me
>work for FAVOR
>literally text back and forth with people/ deliver them food, groceries, etc is my job
>90% of the requests are 18-25 year old girls that want starbucks
>I instagram mode my job profile pic to make my face look j00cy
>always get over excited emoji filled texts from customers
>when i finally drop off the goods sometimes girls stare and smile and take their sweet time to retrieve their shit/start conversations
>occasional compliments on my looks
Or
>rare occasions get invited inside to drop the shit off

Im average as fuck tho.

>>38891562
Did you record cumming to your recording of yourself cumming?

>>38891562
It's both

>teaching my girlfriend to swim
>lifeguard is a QT petite girl no older than 18
>she's watching us with interest, I assume for safety because my gf can't swim
>when we eventually get out and I stand up, water dripping off pecs Lifeguard Girl literally bites her lip
>as we walk past she gives me an obvious up/down look, makes eye contact, smiles and twiddles her fingers in a little wave
>feel my gfs grip on my hand go thermonuclear
>I smile back

Luckily my gf was too busy death-staring the girl down to see that last bit.

>>38892255
nothing wrong with a smile brother, you seem like a good man.

>>38892255
another

>work in a restaurant
>female manager is taking an order from a pretty Hermione type, all long curly hair and slender
>I catch managers eye, make an appreciative facial gesture towards the girl
>manager rolls her eyes
>she then leans in to the girl, points to me and says 'See the tall barman? The one built like a tank? Hes checking you out.'
>I pretend not to notice this happening
>'Him? Really?' says she girl. She blushes scarlet and then won't stop shyly glancing at me
>manager rolls her eyes again
>'Trust me honey hes a bit of an arsehole when you get to know him'

Apparently that girl has been back three times in a week since then but I've been off shift every time.

>>38892290
>She blushes scarlet and then won't stop shyly glancing at me
What the fuck man is this a mirin story or a romance novel

>>38892191
I was fucking filled with spaghetti in highschool, and when a cute girl said she liked my hair, I intentionally grew it out into a dirty mop out of sheer retardation for the rest of the year. I spent the next couple of years awkwardly hiding behind my shrub of a hairdo, not cutting it until uni, where I was noticed by chicks way more

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>travel with the bus
>2 12ish old girls leave
>they see me and scream eeewwwww
Only the three of us and the driver was there, so there was no mistake. It killed me. They left in disgust.
It totally crushed me.

>>38889624
Oh look it's this guy.

Motivation is nice.

>>38892404
Do you have a ton of veins popping out or something?

>>38892416
No, I checked myself in the mirror when I got back too. Nothing was extraordinary. I guess that was the purest reaction to my face. I was just sitting around, I wasn't even looking at them before they started screaming.

>>38891929
>>38891937
were you looking at her in the reflection or yourself? don't lie

>>38892447
Might have been just them being dicks to random people. 12 year old girls are getting in the age where they are exploring their female abilities.

>>38891562
call christopher nolan. im sure he would jump at the opportunity for an inception sequel

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>>38891937
Don't just stare at it, eat it

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>mirin stories
>not webms

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>>38892543
>jelousfags will find excuses

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>>38892543
>>38892548
FUUUAAAAAAA
Have you got any more? These are motivating as fuck.

>>38889374
noice

Need advice bros.

I'm taking this chick out on friday, first date in around 4 years of coccoon mode. I'm picking her up after work and taking her to an informal dinner over some beers.

Given everything goes well should I ask her back to my place after dinner? Escort her home, go for a kiss and hope she invites me in? If my odds of getting sex double on the 2nd date I don't want to screw it up trying to get laid tomorrow and end up getting none.

Bear in mind I don't really know her, shes just a qt pharmacist I've bought drugs from a couple times, I just happened to ask her out last time.

>>38892548
>>38892543

His nose is plastic isnt it? It looks tiny, pointy and gay. Otherwise hes the perfect male

>>38892609
You're getting way ahead of yourself. Go on date and see if even like her first.

If you just wanted to fuck someone you shouldn't have made it a date to begin with.

>>38892609
1) I would do coffee for a first date, never something as expensive and time consuming as meal + drinks
2) Go for whatever's easier logistically, just don't be needy about it

>>38891337

> Not fapping to your own reflection

Not gonna make it

>Guy is fucking me from behind
>Says I have a really nice ass

This is why you squat boys.

>>38892627
>>38892634
I just don't want to screw this up like the last girl I dated. Went for months withotu getting any cause I wasn't pushing for it at all. I don't really mind waiting a bit, but I feel like if I don't make it sexual from the start the same thing could happen.

Well, except I wouldn't bear with it this time, I don't have time for women's bs anymore.

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>>38889223
>at work
>last day, got shift with bro co-worker
>dicking around when we actually get some customers
>taking their order when I feel someone staring at me
>lock eyes with girl like 30ft away
>she bites her lip
>ocean blue eyes screaming fuck me
>I look away b/c she's probably still in highschool
>ffs 15min shift over
>omw to clock out
>she's coming in my direction
>stare at the floor like turboautist
>she's about to pass me
>look up
>she's staring right at me biting her lip again
>give her a nod
>speed walk to punchout
close one

>>38892543
>that chinlet being so insecure
>not realizing his gf is so below average that she'd never get a dude like conor
>not also mirin with her to that perfect aesthetic greek god bod
That's mostly planet fitness' casuals, when they're not the fat fucks that show up on pizza day

>>38892771
She just wanted to steal you j00cy cumgains, don't fall for the sex meme, that protein belongs to you and only you friendo

>>38892826
your*

>>38891929
Once I fucked a tranny with best ass I've ever seen and she asked me to fuck her from behind in front of a mirror. Man that was something.

>>38889473
>Ripped weighing in around 96kg, 5'11
Pics?

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>>38891937

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>>38892447
Post body anon and we'll judge

>>38892609
generally you have 50% chance to fuck on the first date, 25% on the second, 10% on the third and steady 0.(0)1% later

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>>38889683
>bothering you mid-set
fucking women

>>38889223
young girls get embarrassed talking to me in my swimming lessons even tho i only do calisthenics. it's something

I wish I wasn't severely autistic and could pick up social signals. I just stare at people because I'm retarded but what if they stare at me because they miring?

>be going to gym for a couple months
>I guess it's because i'm a manlet but I get shapely pretty fast, even though i'm not "ripped" or "swole" yet
>older asian woman always there on the ellipticals watching soap operas on her tablet
>notice she gives me some looks every once in a while, but don't think much of it
>one day she comes in with a teenage girl and they both get on the ellipticals
>i'm halfway through deathlifts
>finish a set and notice them both looking at me in the mirror
>turn around and smile
>teenage girl blushes and turns around, her mom smiles back and waves

felt good

>>38891562
Is this reality?

>>38891249
i look at a mirror every time i pass it. it's just natural now.

i don't really mire myself, but it's more an obsession with progress, i think.

>dad told me my legs are getting noticeably bigger
>tells me to focus on chest, arms and shoulders more
>not even doing SS
T-thanks dad..

What are best mire worthy exercises?
I reckon my favourite at the moment are pullups and power cleans, just because power cleans look fucking sick even with babyweight.

>live in South Florida
>work in a store where I have to dress up with a tie
>wear form fitting clothes
>most of the clientele are old people
>mostly only get compliments and mirin looks from old people(usually old men)

Wake me up from this nightmare, /fit/.

>>38893081
Manual labour
For some reason people like it when you look big because of gardening or some shit rather than gym

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>>38891562

>>38893106
Shit true senpai, because mires I've gotten are from chopping wood I think

>>38893081
Manual labor and really heavy deadlifts. This one guy came to the anytime fitness where i live every once in a while and he was deadlifting a fucktarded amount of weight, like 700 something lbs I think. Everyone, male or female, would stop to watch his sets. Dude was a beast and strongfat as fuck.

>>38893081
Muscle-ups

>be fat
>go to the gym with dorm mate (guy is pretty strong and drinks protein shakes and stuff)
>"hey man wanna try out this machine?"
>lots of weights on it
>can easily lift it
>dorm mate is impressed
>"wow when I started I couldn't lift even half of that!"
>also impressed that I can leg press 110kg

>>38890185
good haircuts are very important and quite underrated.

>>38891875
you must be new here

>>38893225
To be honest mate you leg press 110kgs everytime you stand

>>38891562
>>38892031
welcome to /fit/

>>38893245
Haircuts are literally GOAT.
Easiest way to go from a 3/10 to a 6/10.

>>38890274
Pixie cut, with curly hair? What does that even look like?

>>38892968
>Citation needed

>>38893295
>>38893245
Where can I get help picking a good haircut?
/fa/ just trolls me, my gf can never give me a straight answer, and I can't afford to go to a stylist.

>>38893333
depends on what you look like m8.

>>38893333
Post face, depends on face shape, nose, etc.

>>38890089
>only 3.25pl8

I think youre stronger than you think you are

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>>38893351
>>38893341
This is the best I could find

>>38893270
KEK!!!!!!!!!!

>be 5' 10'' 160lbs manlet prince
>DB bench 120 lbs in each hand
>Big ex-convict says "damn man how much do you weigh"
>"u-uh 160"
>"I thought you were gonna kill yourself"
Felt good to get a mire from a big guy (4u)

Got mired by my 19yo cousin about three weeks ago. We fucked last Monday.

She had a godtier ass and perfect tits. I couldn't resist. Fml tb h.

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>>38893096
nothings wrong with GILFs

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>>38893387

>>38893468
That's awesome man, thanks.
How do I ask for it, short sides and back, longer on top?

>>38893475
You could even pull up a picture on your phone if you're willing to go semi autism.

>>38893475
Just pick one you like, save it on your phone and show it to the haircutter.
"Can you do something like this?"

>>38893387
DYEL lanklet in an a suit jacket 3 sizes too big.

You look great anon!

>>38891222
>And that's how I passed on my chance to bang a 17 year old thick gymnast for $10 and a fourth place ribbon.
But dude
10 dollars!
AND a ribbon

>>38893488
>>38893485
Thanks bros, I'll do that.

don't know if it was a mire but bitch totally mired my car.

>>38893058
>working out for a couple months
>multiple women openly staring and admiring

Holy shit you fags are delusional lmao

>>38893387

Clippered sides, longer top.

Or if you're alley as fuck, grade 1 all over.

>>38893535
To be fair anon, I was pretty athletic due to a athletic childhood, and I was stronger than most kids my age because I helped my dad with his construction company most summers. I already look close to ottermode, so when I started taking whey and eating more, SS got me results quick.

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>Be fat most of my life
>Lots of anxiety, depression
>Ultra Chad customer comes in at work. Guy is in his 40's. Owns a successful business in town. This guy looks like he's from a Spanish soap opera (no homo).
>He usually gives me a tired/frustrated look like I'm not worth his time. Convinced he hates me even though I never did him anything wrong or treated him badly
>Brush it off and try not to let it get to me
>Some shit happens and I start to try and get my life together
>Work out semi-regularly, eating less, losing weight, depression is letting off, anxiety is way down
>Run into Ultra Chad again at work; been over a year since I last saw him
>Didn't know it was him since his back was turned to me when I ask if I can help him
>Turns around. Smiling he gets this a look of surprise on his face.
>Eyes squinting, says I look familiar. Asks me if he knows me from anywhere.
>Tell him I'm the same guy that's always worked here
>Gives me an approving look when he remembers me

There's been a bunch of other moments like these as well recently. People tell me outright that I look better/thinner. Noticing more women seem to act shy or flirty (specially older women). Men in general seem to be more respectful.

>tfw I don't know what to do with this new-found attention besides smiling and saying thanks.

>>38893599
You smile and say thanks
and then you FOHK DET BEETCH

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>Mom: "That shirt looks nice on you."

BREHS...

Still pretty DYEL but I got some bumps popping

>inna farmers market
>checking out
>girl greets me and begins to ring it up
>every other item she looks up at me smiling
>smile back but I am a retard so I don't notice what's going on right away
>haven't shaved for 3 days and have some old clothes cause laundry day
>she compliments my shirt "fits you nice"
>shirt is probably 8yrs old and sort of tight
>smile and say it's laundry day and sperg out a bit
>she laughs and says she knows how that goes, trying to drag the convo
>still to retarded to notice smile and just say yeah
>pay for my shit say bye and leave
>realize what just happened in the parking lot
>feels man

>>38893663
This really makes me feel motivated

>>38892543
>Abbo mires

They'll cling onto anything white that'll get them out the petrol caves m8

>>38893504

But it was a shitty ribbon.

I would take a redhead over a yellow ribbon any day of the week.

>>38893527
What car?

>>38893803
What about a blue ribbon?

>go away with a group of friends youth hostelling
>one of the hostels has a sauna
>one of my friends has his 17 year old sister with him (I'm 18)
>I've known her since she was 13, watched her grow up
>a few of us get into the sauna
>catch her looking at me
>get out and shower
>later in the night get a message from her
>"holy fuck you're hot"
>smile to myself, go up to her room and fuck her
>never tell my friend I fucked his sister

>>38893834
>not fucking your friend
never gonna make it

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>be me
>professor at university
>wear white button up dress shirt tucked into black khakis
>female students routinely comment on my glutes
>ask if they can touch it and poke it etc
>feel like a piece of meat
>this progresses for half a year until I start to get concerned
>tell them they have to stop
>I could get fired
>I'm here to teach, nothing else etc etc
>girl in the back yells "teach me the art of fuk"
>entire glass room starts giggling
>think they're clever
>I'llshowthem.jpeg
>tell her to come to the front of the class
>bend her over desk and pull up her skirt
>spank her with my ruler
>fuk her pussy and teach her to make sex
Feels good man

>>38893853
Next time anon, next time

>>38893858
ITT: things that never happened.

When I first started out women were miring like crazy. Like random women (e.g. in bars) touching my arms, chest, feeling up my abs as they walk by. Now nothing much has changed, I'm bigger obviously, still lean, but women don't mire anymore. Know what the only difference is? I'm balding. Do you think that's the reason they don't mire anymore? I don't want to believe it, but I can't think of anything else. I did think I was hot shit when I made my first noob gains though, so possibly I showed more confidence back then.

It's really the opposite of what anybody wants to pretend it is.

>men try to pick fights with you if they're small or they want to be your bro if they're big
>women become spergs around you
>fat/ugly women become confident enough to openly flirt and swolest you
More than anything you'll be mirin yourself in that perfect lighting.

>>38893981
Why do the fattest chicks love me so much but whatever if theyre pretty I fuck them anyway I like all types of girls

>>38894008
I've sworn them off forever. Slim girls are way more fun and smell better. I can never go back after mounting this rail thin girl with a thick ass. Too bad about her acne and sjw tendencies...

Protip: fuck a feminist. Guaranteed the nastiest lay you've ever had. Choke me out and call me a slut type shit. Go figure.

>Be at work
>Friend telling a story about how he wanted to ask this girl out but he couldn't bring himself to do it because she had her friend chad with her
>"How can I even compete, he had the most chiseled jaw line and he was muscly as fuck. He wasn't as big as you though"

T-thanks breh

>>38893933
Have you shaved your hair yet? Might help.

>>38894064
When I got a buzz cut my acquaintances and friends told me I looked better before

>>38889366
You're the first responder, and mimi tells me you responded pretty quick after op posted. What the fuck did you expect? Most of /fit/ is probably out generating mires

>>38893933
When u got jacked u had confidence and women liked that. As u started balding u started losing that confidence and women are great at perceiving such feelings so they stopped mirin

>>38893933
>baldcel
if you aren't NW0 (or NW1 with other features that make up for it) it's over

>>38894156
>confidence
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFnJMPQow7A

>>38889223
My mom complimented me on my gains once.

>>38894193
You're gonna make it

>>38889473
>somehow it was this chick's fault that I was ugly, fat and generally undesirable

>>38889623
You're saying girls with daddy issues like manlets with dad bods?

>>38893270
I kekd

>>38893452
I'm jealous

>>38891162
Damn this nigga talkin' some sense

>>38892290
>Hermione reference
>arsehole
God lift the Queen eh britbong

>>38889223
>Be in club
>Got very high and drunk so completly zoning out the entire time
>Think I look like shit
>People are aproaching me and telling me I look fucking huge
>Also standing over everybody else because I am like the tallest guy in the club
>Feeling really high and start standing in the corner of the club staring at a disco ball
>2 beautiful girls walked up to me and one started grinding on me
>They tried making conversation with me but I was to fucked up to ask for a number for the girl that was all over me
>They eventually left
Fuck

>>38894193
Fuck her lol what can go wrong

>>38893933
It's your confidence, when the gains were getting more noticeable your confidence was being boosted like crazy, you came to expect the mirin', and ofc it stopped when you started balding and you could no longer feel confortable in your own skin.

>>38893834
Fucking 17yos who are sisters to your friends must be awesome. I wish my friends had hot young girls as sisters, I'd go to their house, get the friend deep drunk and when they pass out I'd sneak into the sister bedroom and make out with her, dare her to come with me and take some pics of me fucking her beside the passed out brother.

>>38894184
I'm a redpiller but u can't deny confidence matters. She will get attracted to you with face, money and status but leave quick if she senses a beta by judging your actions

>>38894338
>redpiller
I'm tired of normies hijacking this meme. The "redpill" meant knowing the truth about WWII.

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>tfw only ass mires
>tfw im a man

>>38894366
lol fuck off stormcel the redpill was always about how most of what you're told about women, feminism and how to get laid is bs

>>38893719
what were you supposed to do? ask the number to a fucking cashier at a market? that is unconceivable where i live

>>38894319
I'm the guy fucking the 17 year old, and I actually have done that - besides the taking photos with the brother part. Good idea though anon.

>>38893933
Shave it off and grow a beard
Ripped bald dude with a beard is a pussy magnet

mercy, mirin' threads are the best motivation there is.

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>7 months in
>gained some weight
>friends always compliment/tease me about how "huge" I've become
>one asked me about my goal physique-wise and then told me I was already kinda big
WHY DO THEY LIE TO ME I'M A FUCKING DYEL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>38894121
>mimi
I can't bookmark shit with that anymore. Do you have the same issue?

>>38893058
She thought you would be a perfect beta to marry her daughter.

>>38892094
This changed my morning, thank you a n o n.

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>>38890402
ohh yeah anon. got this hair in my drivers license pic and it was "the nicest license shes seen in a long time." get complements on it every time a chick sees it.

Mfw "you look different here, you have less hair now."............

>>38893858
Top kek m8

>>38894089
Buzz cut since I was like 10, 29 now. I let my hair grow out once to like 1.5 inches and felt like a dirty hippie. I have no idea what my hair would even look like if I grew it out/styled it. Honestly the thought of styling my hair sounds gay as fuck. I say that while I'm browising a forum of half naked dudes in compression pants.

>>38891875

You must be new here. See, here in /fit/, we're so mufuggin' ripped that it actually takes us 720 degrees to turn in a full circle. It's just the reality of being that big. Don't worry anon, soon you will get there too.

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>>38894500
/fit/izens are like greek gods. Gay and vain and a bunch of drama queens.

We bitch and moan and laugh at each others shitty physiques but we're still in better shape than 95% of the normie mortal population

>Talking with a girl that I know for a while
>We were talking about an older woman that I talked to.
>She: Would you bang her?
>I said: Yes
>She: When are we going to bang?

Since I'm lifting, girls want to fuck me out of the blue.

>At a concert
>singer ask for people to crouch down with the music
>me and my pal won't do that stupid shit, we are too cool
>qt jumps over me and makes me fall while laughing, stays on me until the singer ask for people to jump
>dance very close to me while making eye contact for the rest of the show

feels great

>go clubbing with GF
>sleep at her place
>take the bus to my home next morning, dresses like the night before
>tight shirt and jeans, luckily I had my sunglasses at her place
>stay stand as always
>two girls HEAVILY mirin
>smile at them
>they smile back and giggles

The funny thing is nothing like this used to happen when I was a lonely virgin, Got a GF and suddenly I have to avoid accidentaly fucking random girls at bus, at work, her roommates, etc...

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>>38893930
Why do you say that? It looks real to me
>>38894777
Checked

>In college
>Making noob gainz
>Isn't really much but better than most of the college
>qt Afghan girl keeps mentioning my muscles
>Want to make a move, but she's a muslim so it's easier said than done
What do brehs?

>get mires from waitresses, service people, gym friends even work buddies (Im in sales but i sell concrete so even the plant guys mire)
I feel nice

>>38895170
Find out if she has brothers
If she does, tell her you think she's cute but her brothers would probably kill you
or her father if you just want to avoid it

>>38895170
Convert her to christ and have a qt loyal wife who does anal.

I joked after eating a huge burger the other day about how stuffed my stomach was. A girl patted it and exclaimed my stomach was extremely hard. First mire in a while

>>38893834
>>38894319
>>38894459

this triggered me hard

my sister is a crypto-stacy and she is just 15

when she is 17 she will be slutty as fuck, i already feel like a cuck when she goes slutty mode

>be the strongest motherfucker in the college gym, but look nattyish

>then some roidfag appears

>barely benches 80kg after 1 year

>already bigger than all CBT including masT

>now everyone thinks he is stronger than me because they are THAT retarded and can't count the weight in plates

yeah, fuck normies

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>Be out last night
>Some girls birthday party
>Bump into girl I've been after for a while
>She tells me she loves my smell(aftershave) and starts rubbing my leg
>*I am diamond-dick, the most solid of snakes*
>later in night another girl is talking to my buddy
>she slaps my ass as a joke, tells me how firm it is
>starts saying how she's been noticing me recently and that I'm cute
>later asks if I want to fuck the shit out of her friend (birthday girl)
>say no in stronger terms than necessary because she is fat and looks legit down syndrome
>don't get laid despite having 3 girls on my case
>MFW don't care because drunken one night stands are pointless and I'd rather have the confidence boost of getting hit on anyway

>>38892952
It's all about the face here. They left because of my face, not my body.

>>38895267
The ability to move weight around in the gym does not matter to people who do not lift.
They do not know that basically every bodybuilder and lifter out there are on gear.
They look at natural guys who busted ass to get any strength and mass and athletic gains as weak when compared to the enhanced druggies.

Deal.

>>38895342

the worst one was when a friend of mine asked me how much i benched, and when i said it he was astounded by a "REALLY? With those arms you bench that much?, how come that roidfag benches this much? I don't believe you"

I had to bring him to the gym to show him how i benched that much and did weighted dips also to make him believe me

fucking pointless, that's why i'm planning getting a home gym to lift comfy without the bullshit

>>38889223
>On my way home from the gym
>Wear shorts and a Superman Under Armour compression t-shirt
>5-8 year old girl and her 30ish year old mom walk in my opposite direction
>Kid pulls her moms arm and says "mom why is superman sweaty?"
>"Because he goes to the gym sweetie. Even superman needs to train to be strong"
Kid mires best mires

>>38894232
no, the opposite. Girls with issues need tall guys to remind them of daddy.

>>38891162

>No more dooritoes in the hair. Not covered in zits.

but i still have dooritoes on my hair and still covered in zits and i don't have my shit put together, it's just i'm more muscular

>>38895405
;_;
Good mother

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Got mired and sexually harassed by about ten 15-16 year old girls today

>going to an education facility to get my license as a cook, because I need it for one bullshit reason
>me and few other people got sent to the next building to wait for some guys
>they call the building "Madhouse" since it's a Christian school for fucked up kids to straighten them up
>got into a class packed with girls
>as soon as I enter they quiet down
>not important, but 5 minutes before I came in they bullied one newcomer so hard she was shaking outside on the sidewalk crying
>laughinggirls.jpg
>all of them were red flags - dyed hair, tattoos, fit bodies, tough look
>I love me some red flags
>I sit on a chair, put my boots on the table, plug in my earphones and chill
>can always see from a corner of my eye one or two girls starring
>one thing you should know, my body is covered in scars, so the next question was inevitable
>one cute troublemaker signals me pull away my earphones
>"Ey bruv, what's up with those scars? You a gangster or sumthin"?
>"Not your business love"
>I though that would shut them down, but no
>"You a soldier? You look like one"
>"You go to a gym brah?" Where to? Flex for us hahah"
>etc.
>then one girl comes over, sits on my lap and pulls my hand between her legs
>"How 'bout you take me for a ride boy?"
>I try to not let show how shocked I was
>"Not happening love"
>Other girls pull her away and laugh
>Play it cool until I'm supposed to go
>When I'm finally leaving leaving, they call me over
>One girl wrote down her number on my arm
>Then another
>And one more
>"If ya lookin' for sumthin' to fuck, holla at us, don't be a puss"
>When I left I tripped on a stairs but nobody saw

Whole day's been mad. So far I haven't encountered something like this

I had to immediately go to the toilet and jack-off, so I wouldn't come back and do something stupid

God I fucking love my second world country where this is acceptable behaviour

tl:dr I'm handsome

>>38895405

lmao the other day a black baby girl started groped me out of nowhere

she didn't stop fucking groping me when i was sitting, i had to get up and leave kek

lolis m8

>lolis

>>38895405
>>"Because he goes to the gym sweetie. Even superman needs to train to be strong"

This gives me hope for the future. I choose to believe.

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>>38891929
>>38891937

>>38895267
I've been going to the gym for a year now and I can also only bench 80x5 :(

At least my diddy is at 155x5

>>38895578
Jesus Christ
I wish I'd lifted back in high school

>>38893719

she was just being nice you autist

>>38895578
Then you woke up in your sweaty jizz stained bed

List of kinky edgy sex stuff to do when I make it:

>get friendly with guys my age who have hot sisters, get drunk with them, film myself fucking their sister in the stand and carry position on top of the passed out brother, bonus points if I can make her squirt on him
>get a feminist that actually takes care of her body and has at least a 7/10 face to walk in public with my cum in her face (search tag: cumwalk)
>get her to wear a miniskirt and give me her panties, walk around town without it, while dropping things and making her pick it up without bending her knees
>train her to when I drop cutlery go beneath the table to pick it up, but not sit back until she bjs me and swallows my cum
>train her to enjoy being shamed and humiliated, till she can't go back to a normal life and get her to say being my whore is the best thing a woman can be in her life to her feminist friends
>pump and dump her friends
>ghost her and then dump her too
>get one of these "nerdy gamer gurls" that stream on twitch or have a youtube channel to be tied up and used as a fucktoy once in a while
>get a girl that is going to marry a rich guy pregnant, have him claim the child, then have her divorce him and use his money to pay for my kid while the mom raises him and I visit once in a while
>go to beta husband house, fuck his wife and his 18yo daughter
>go to the most VIP parties, pull 10s and fuck them within 10 minutes of meeting them
>fuck a girl with a junkie boyfriend, cum in her mouth and have her kiss him while it's still hot, saying it's a new drug that's like ecstasy, have him swallow it
>have her tell him after he does it that it was just cum and that he should grow up and stop believing everything people say
>have a girl blow me in front of her beta boyfriend
>have a girl give me a handjob while having dinner with her family
>have a girl tattoo "property of 'anon'" on the area below her navel with a down arrow pointing to her pussy

>>38895772 cont.

>get that streamer/youtuber "gamer gurl" to wear a tail buttplug and dog ears and nothing else
>have her be my dog for a day, walk her around my house with a collar, forbid her from speaking and make her bark, eat scraps from a dog bowl in the ground, drink water by licking it and go for a walk in the lawn
>have her pee in the grass by lifting her leg, caress her hair every time she does things right, slap her ass and call her a bad dog every time she messes up
>reward her with as many orgasms as she can handle in a day if she lasts the 24 hours without talking, taking out her ears or tailplug and sleeping in the floor obediently
>fuck a bride on the day she marries while she's wearing her wedding dress, film it, send the video to the husband before they go for the honeymoon
>make her believe I'll travel with her to wherever she was going to have her honeymoon, get her to give me the tickets
>use them to have a vacation with the hottest of her bridesmaids and fuck her a week straight
>fuck a gradeschool teacher in her classroom
>fuck a doctor in the exam room
>fuck a flight attendant in the flight crew bedroom during a trip
>fuck a news anchor in the studio just before she goes live
>fuck a police officer behind the mirror glass at the interrogation room while her partner talks to a suspect
>trick a naive purity ring-wearing chastity-keeping teenager girl into believing my cum can make her skin glossy and youthful and have her use it as facial cream twice a day for a week
>fuck a nun in the ass, convincing her it's okay because she'll still be pure
>have a /fit/izen girl cut for two weeks drinking water and eating nothing but what she can milk my cock for during that period of time
>fuck a girl while she narrates every movement happening to her boyfriend who was just saying how much he loves her on the phone
>have a girl travel the world for a chance to see me, have her suck my dick, send her home

>>38895789 cont.

>go to an olympic event and sleep with all of the female medalists of a country, bonus points if I can do it in the day they're going to compete, triple points if I can do it with more than one at a time
>fuck a native brazilian that has had no contact with modern society in the amazon rainforest, get her pregnant, see their tribe raise my son and expect him to start them on the bronze age before he hits puberty
>have married fanatic muslim, catholic, anglican, orthodox and mormom chicks give up their faith to have.one night stands with me
>have genius asian chick miss her entrance exam to TODAI to be with me for a night
>have mom and daughter compete to see who gets to have me fuck them for a night
>make the mother have to get her 18yo son to have an erection to win
>make the daughter have to get her dad an erection to win, whoever does it first wins
>they can't know if they were first until they finish their assignment, meaning both son and dad will be fairly traumatized
>if they were good sports, let them compete with increasingly public displays of whoredom, until both of them will do whatever I say for the chance of having me fuck one of them
>have a girl blindfold and tie up her lesbian girlfriend, make her think my dick is an extremely realistic strap-on, fuck her till she begs me to ler her cum, at that moment take the blindfold off, take my dick out
>and then say: "beg for it", if she does, give it to her, if not, have the bisexual girlfriend tape her eyelids open and fuck the bisexual girlfriend in front of her until she can't help but ask for the dick too


I guess that's about it, if I try hard enough I can do most of these before I'm too old to lift my dick.

>>38895772
cringe as fuck

>>38895772
>>38895789
Bro, you need to get out of the house because some of that's wayyyy too specific. Good luck man

>>38895804
>>38895789
>>38895772
You are autistic
But good luck

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>>38895751
I live in Eastern European shithole, so all men are ugly as sin, and most of the girls are quite hot, honestly

If you are looking slightly above average you get a shitton of attention, if you have good face and good body, you are irresistible

I still don't think I should fiddle their diddles, since they are pretty young, but it's legal to fuck here if you are 15
>>38895770
Nah mate, it's your bed that's going to be covered in jizz and blood since I'm coming over there to rape you in 5 min
Prepare

>>38895811
>>38895805
Nofap, can't sleep, can't help but look forward to the near future.

There is stuff people will find disgusting there, but anything you find cringeworthy is probably because you've of thought doing it in the past.

>>38895839
Thanks bro. Also, I wish I was autistic, then I'd have an excuse to have gotten so far down before, I'm just really fucking stubborn when it comes to doing anything that doesn't benefit me short term.

>>38895840
>I live in Eastern European shithole, so all men are ugly as sin, and most of the girls are quite hot, honestly

What the fuck is up with Slavic sexual dimporphism?

>>38893504
It could have been 200 dollars and a shirt.

>>38894437
>how to spot a newfag

>>38895840
Which country is that?
I'm Ukrainian, although living in Canada now

>>38893351
C-could I get in on this too? I need to do something new with my hair.

>>38895924
Slovachchyna

I only go to Ukraine to smuggle cigs (30 cent a pack are you even trying mate)
>>38895895
All the good looking intelligent men died in wars, so all that stayed in the genepool were cowards, beta males and drunktards

>tfw your 60 year old female coworker grabs your arms and ass all the time and comments on how big youve gotten.
Feel uncomfortable man

>>38889965
Probably the most realistc mirin story ever

>>38893270
That's not funny - not in the sense that it's offensive, it's just the truth. As a former fatty even on my first day at the gym I could easily leg press 100Kg because that's pretty much what my legs were doing all the time throughout my life.

>>38891337 wow lol youre straight?

>>38891677
Beefcake is what cartman says after he puts on a thousand pounds from mass gainer in a an early season of south park.

BEEFCAAAAAAAKE!!

>>38892543
>>38892548
>that faggy haircut

>>38892317
that was a good gag, liked that one

>>38896177
That guy is pretty much vanity incarnate.
His body may attract some average girls, but if you want to get mired by actual qts you need to conduct yourself with confidence and character instead of jacking off to yourself.

>>38893823

Blue ribbon = chance at champion = chance at best in show = $1000

I'd take the blue over the girl, or have someone else show for me and try for both.

>walking in mall after a gym session and shower
>decide to for shits to go into Hot Topic for nostalgia
>can't find or see anyone in the store...uh
>walk to the graphic tees and a petite girl is working asks if I need help joke that she's very petite that I didn't see her when I walked into the store , we both laugh very cute girl
>minding my business while she folds clothes when like a group of teenage guys comes in and is being loud and unruly
>since she's so petite they don't see her either and one of them bumps into her while moving through the aisles laughing and yelling
>since the damn aisles are so narrow she gets shoved into me and I catch her
>they don't notice anything till I say to watch the hell out loudly, the group walks out quickly
>don't notice till I look down since I tower over her that I think she's been staring up at me the entire time she got shoved into me and I've been holding her
>still holding her I let her go and ask if she's ok, she's rubbing her elbow and says she is ok
>notice she's angry so t lighten the mood I laugh and say "if those guys come back just call me and I'll beat them up for you.."
>under her breathe still looking down rubbing her elbow I hear really quietly "you can beat me up," then see her smirk a little
>when she looks up she realizes I'm staring at her still, her face immediately goes red then says she needs to grab something from the back and hurries away
>literally left alone in the store until another worker comes in with a Styrofoam drink

>Deadlifting 405 to warm up
>spot qt 3.14 9/10 babe mirin
>pull the weight and let out an explosive fart that echos throughout the gym
>it doesnt stop
>she begins to finger herself uncontrollably
>her leg extension machine turned into a water slide
>I panic and run to the bathroom
>qt front desk girl asks me if im ok as i run by
>"Y-you too!"

>>38893081
if you're doing cleans with babyweight tho you're not doing them with mire worthy technique either so i wouldnt say they look sick, in my experience no one has ever looked at me until at least a 120kg clean (with 2 reds)

Anyone notice how girls are such autistic spergs when they see a guy they like?

I feel like if girls had to be the one to hit on guys, that no relationships would ever happen because they are so autisti

>>38896275
She wanted you to follow her into the back and beat up that pussy you fooooooooooooooool why didn't you do it

>>38895305
smart man

>>38891562
Its alright. I filmed myself humping my bed from behind and then jacked off to it

>>38896275
just like my chinese cartoons

>>38895578
>second world country
Coulda sworn you were a Britbong from what you'd wrote, which country are you in?

>>38889623

This tbqh lads

Teenage girls like tall twinks with douchey haircuts. I train a group of high school girls every spring and within 8 weeks of lifting they're all stronger than their faggot boyfriends.

Teenage girls also don't give af about how rich you are, whereas anything over 20 is a money grubbing shrew

>>38895840
Bro if it's legal and they want it....

>>38893930
you full autism

>>38891562
I actually film myself Masturbating and post the videos on Reddit and I get a lot of attention because my dick is really
Big. Sometimes I also get hard watching myself cum

I've heard that's normal because it was a time you had a lot of pleasure so it's normal to get aroused by the thought of your own arousal

>>38889223
>first time at uni
>friend of a friend is there, catch her glancin'
>stops mid conversation
>"wow anon your biceps are the size of my head!"
>me not having buttburgers says "is that a bad thing?"
>she says "no your body is perfect"
also happened yesterday
>in a literature class
>suddenly a noise from next door
>Prof says "Anon you're the biggest guy here, go shut them up"
>

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>go home from uni after a month
>take shirt off to pick up cat (she's shedding)
>brother is there
>he goes "daaamnn [My name]..."
>think "oh boy here it comes"
>"...you got fat!"
fuck

>>38896506
>implying OY MATE IT'S 6 O' BONG-ia isn't a second world country

Nah mate, Slovakia. We send gypsies and whores to your country

>>38896550
>is that a bad thing
>he thinks that isn't a cringey response

Confirmed autist

>be soccer referee
>the kids are high school aged
>feel like a creep because the girls are usually the hot girls you remember from high school with ponytails flying around and tight bodies
>if I'm in the center these girls will frequently "accidentally" run into me and grab my arm or butt
>will come talk to me at halftime about "fouls" while twirling their hair and laughing
>if a girl goes down during the game I go over to ask if she's okay and they look me up and down and say "mhmmm" and reach their arm out for me to help them up
>will do the handshake line after the game and girls will put a piece of paper into my hand with their phone number or social media shit

Are these mires?

>>38889473
Tried to get some girl at the start of university, she rejected me on the spot. Same cause I was fat. End of 2nd year now and I've got a decent body. She comes onto me. I fucked her because I'm not a fag and don't keep illogical grudges.

>>38895231
She isn't a slut for me though anon, we do genuinely like each other. Just act like a strong male and try and steer her in the right direction. I've got a sister myself, and I make sure I know what's going on in her life so that she doesn't fuck herself up somehow.

>>38889965
bullshit. you cant do 8 pull ups with a 45 attached

>38895420

can confirm. before I started working out, the only women who ever looked at me were girls with daddy issues (I'm tall and bald) and fat single moms. now that I'm in decent shape, other women will approach me.

don't diss girls with daddy issues, though. they're fun as hell if you can deal with constant drama.

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>>38895578
>>38895840
>>38896004
What the fuck are you waiting for you fucking faggot??
You have 3 15 year old hot SLUTS begging for your dick.
That is literally my number one dream in life
IT'S EVEN FUCKING LEGAL WHERE YOU LIVE
What the fucking flying fuck!
Do it
D O
O
I T
T
N O W
O
W

>>38889223

>Visiting friend
>Friend's dog escapes house, crawls under fence and makes it out onto the street
>Run after dog and jump over the fence
>Friend's mom and sister dripping wet from muh power

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>>38895789
>>38895804
Dude, this is too long and too cringe
You need to get out more
You spend too much time on the internet

>>38896550
>Prof says "Anon you're the biggest guy here, go shut them up"

Prof mires best mires

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOL-EJZjmp0

zero to hero... someday...

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>at goth/industrial club for a show
>two girls start talking to me
>ones a hot as fuck blonde with twin side ponytails
>ask what im doing after the show
>they say theyve been drinking and will be staying in a hotel for the night
>say Ive got work in the morning so I'll probably just head home after
>they lose interest and walk away
>dont realize what just happened til the next day
that feel when you have weapons grade autism

>>38895578
are you from the same place as tracer?

aka imaginary bong land?

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>>38896818
I'll have to think about it bruv

Don't know what the law exactly says about this, since I know they wouldn't stop yapping their mouths if I fucked them

>>38896911
Why does everybody think I'm a bong, I just translated it for you niggers as best as I could

>>38896931
>http://www.ageofconsent.com/slovakia.htm
You have no idea how fucking lucky you are you son of a bitch.
As a 22yo kissless virgin (with a thing for younger girls, because I missed out on teenage years) with no hope of ever finding someone I am just boiling with hate to the prospect of you not converting this chance into free 15 year old pussy

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>>38896634
no

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>>38892543

>Planet shitness

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>>38896958
You know what, I'll call one tomorrow and see how it goes, don't be mad fella, I was just unsure about the law

>inb4 why don't you take a seat over here

TWO WORDS

ROLEPLAYING CHATROOM

>>38896958
There's literally a website to see age of consent... wtf

>>38897048
that looks like a lot of fucking fun growing up
No problem man, it's just my crippling depression paired with envy talking.
But yeah, please do, and report back, at least I'll have a greentext cheering my day after I fail my PRs tomorrow

>ROLEPLAYING CHATROOM
what did he mean by this?

No seriously, what the fuck do you mean?

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>run 21 km race last Sunday
>they were serving spaghetti
>try to sit aside some guy
>guy: "this spaghetti is fucking spot on"
>me: "I can fucking sit, cramped to the neck"
>guy: "You are a little chubby pal"

mfw I have lost 6 kg this last 2 months

>>38897122
To catch a predator /tv/ maymay

Also, I actually read up on it little bit more, it's perfectly normal to have sex with a 15 year old even if you are like 30. 14 is a nono, unless there are some special circumstances

But from what I heard girls here are usually fucking ever since they are 12

Oh, and the educational facility looks a lot like that place - only cleaner. It's actually in a school building and I always see some kids drinking on fences there. They even made a rest (understand smoke) room so old people wouldn't bitch at kids when they light up a smoke outside of school gates

So when are you moving here?

>>38897178
What the fuck, are you on drugs?

>>38897122
can you stop memeing you sperg

>>38897221

it's an inverse mirin

>>38897246
The question still stands

>>38892860

>she

>>38896542
l-link?