Does Rippetoe have a wife or children? >inb4 gay

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This is one of his children.

However he was taken away by child protection services after they were concerned about his rapid weight gain (0.5lb per day) and the fact he was carrying milk around everywhere with him.

We are all children of the toe

>>38884475
kek'd

I believe he has a girlfriend who also coaches.

>>38884385
do u think he would be obsessed with manliness of squads if he had those?

obviously not. anal ppl doesnt have healthy relationships

>>38884385
I live in Wichita Falls, same town as him. I can go ask him if you want.

>>38885293
Please do so

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>>38885293
liar. I am you and I live in Oslo. fucking lying cunt

>>38885457
I don't think so pal

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>>38885457
>>38885490

>>38885502
You reaaaaaally had to prove him he's not you. Wow.

>>38885521
identity crisis averted

>>38885521
I was scared that I might accidentally be in Oslo

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>>38885502
dude, you posted that shit from pc and you post as me via smartphone.

>>38885293
read that as "I can go ask him out" at first

From what I've heard, he lives on his own in an entirely self sustained cabin in the woods. Supposedly he abstaons from tech and only recently started texting.

>>38886419
If he lives in wichita falls then I doubt that. North Texas is shit and no one would do that to themselves and live in the woods in a cabin. Our woods are 12 foot at the most mesquite trees and then dead grass. We've been in a drought for like 8 years until this past spring. This is the worst place in the world to go cabin living.