have you ever spotted a fellow /fit/izen while at the gym? how

>>38868285
I'm nearly sure one was. He slapped me right on the tip of the boner.

No but I have seen Big Lenny a few times.

yea i see manlets all the time

I once saw a guy shout across the gym to his buddy 'what are you training legs for bro? do you even lift? train arms every day and chest every other day, do you even lift bro do you even lift?

>>38868329
For sure some reddit fag

>>38868285
whenever I see a skelly doing deadlift I like to think they came here

>>38868285
girl at my gym comes on /fit/ seen her body on CBT a lot.
would approach her but she acts really autistic at the gym so i'm sure i'll scare her off.

>>38868649
>she acts really autistic
That's surely a /fit/person.

theres a group of 2-3 highschoolers that I see occasionally, overheard them making "n-no homo"-related jokes in the locker room once aswell as talking about rich piana inbetween sets. i have a feeling that one or two of them would browse here.

>>38868285
Saw a fat kid doing SS. Approached him, gave a quick tip on form without being overly aggressive or intrusive, and he muttered the equivalent of "y_you too"

If that was /fit/ then I'll eat my hat

>>38868688
Wasnt*

>>38868649
ask her out and while you fuck her shout "LONDON"

>>38868285
senpai from my gym goes on here. He's actually really nice, and no I don't usually except to say hi.

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No but theres a legit retarded guy at my gym

Not downy level retarded, but he must be heavy autistic

>there every day
>mid twenties
>humpty dumpty body
>skinny limbs and a huge gut
>talks to himself in the changeroom LOUDLY
>'ya i did heavy sets today, stretching when i get home'
>'you gotta do 8 reps'
>'some people say milk is the best protein shake'
>nobody asked, nobody is listening
>wanders around the gym doing 1 set of each
>will see someone benching 2pl8 and go 'WOW!!'
>will ask people to work in and then kinda subtely kick them off the equipment and not let them have their turn
>thank fuck he never acknowledges me.or talks to me

Until today....

>doing lat pull downs
>comes up and asks for a set while staring at his feet
>agree and tell him its all his cause ive seen him do this shit before
>leave quickly so he doesnt try to befriend me
>dont wanna be that guy having a conversation with a retard while everyone around you pretends not to listen
>finish my workout
>walk into changeroom
>retard is standing in middle of changeroom BUTT NAKED
>doesnt seem to be in a rush to put clothes on either
>just chillin totally naked
>i see him
>i see his legit micropenis
>he makes autistic eye contact with me as i wall thru the door
>panic
>give him a head nod
>rifle thru my locker quick as fuck
>leave before he can saunter over and strengthen our new friendship

Fuck i hope hes not there tmro

Is it one of you guys? Ottawa Canada Goodlife St Laurent

>>38868668
This sounds like me, country?

I was working in with some dude, we didn't talk to each other just gave a head nod when it was the other guys turn

I was browsing /fit/ or some other board, he happened to glance at my phone saw the screen and asked

>fit?

I nodded and we continued our workouts without speaking. Then when got naked in the locker room and sucked each others dicks

>>38868872
Atta boy!

>>38868714
At first I thought the story was about the retard.

>>38868714
oh man...

613. i know who you're talking about. hes been at landsdowne too.

hes actually a nice guy... but yeah... sometimes i just dont wanna talk to anyone when im working out.

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>see spooky skeleton walking past me in gym
>hunchback keyboard posture
>he's holding an SS book
>Fate/Zero t-shirt
>proceeds to squat/ohp/DL
pretty sure I just saw another /a/ transplant

there's a ton at my gym

they talk to each other in memes

>>38868649

cheekie at your gym?

Some jacked dude at my gym walks around with headphones on, stares at the ground, and mumbles "fucking manlet" fairly often.

>>38868714
>making eyecontact after looking at his dick
fuck me, you are the autist here

>>38868668
Michigan? Might be me and the lads

>>38868285
I think I have because I saw someone else have the SL5x5 app out on their phone and they were doing squats. I just assumed they were from /fit/ because I'd never heard of Stronglifts outside of here. Didn't meme or anything just was like oh hey dude I see you're doing Stronglifts, keep it up etc etc because he was clearly a beginner squatting like 65lbs

>>38869555
Trips confirm
Most /fit/ sods I've ran into were pcool

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>>38868315

>>38868285
>have you ever spotted a fellow /fit/izen while at the gym?

How am I supposed to tell if they're from /fit/?

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>>38869716

They wear this in the gym

>>38868629
this.
speaking of reddit, fuck fitness there fucking mods are cancer

>>38868649
oh got dam. das cheekie alrite

>>38868714

There's a couple of tards at my gym

>get to cheer on downsy kid as we make him do sled pulls around the building
>everyone gets fucking pumped up as he makes triumphant rage tard noises dragging around heavy shit we've tied to him

We're making a monster out of him.

The other one is a really autistic mildly obese black kid that fucks around too much

>>38868872
I WAS THAT GUY! YOU GAVE ME HEMMOROIDS YOU SICK CUNT!

>>38868285
A few years ago I overheard a DYEL yelling "SQUATZ AND OATZ BRAH" to one of his DYEL friends.

Cringed hard. Never talked to them. They disappeared after 3 months of so.

>>38869402
I've been to Queen St and St Laurent. Which would you say is the best in Ottawa? Most girls to leer at?

>>38868849
>>38869588
Sweden, Nacka

Any 619 /fit/izens?

>>38869402
Also, have u seen that attentionwhore brunette girl at St Laurent who always wears bright yoga pants pulled up past her bellybutton, with a sports bra. And does extravagant leg/ass exercises and parades herself around, constantly bending over and shit. Kinda has a brunette christina aguleira vibe, there every day

Fuck shes hot and i want her to sit on my face but she also had the worst lordosis ive evr seen

I'm autistic so I sometimes wear a tank I got from a shirt maker, it had the dino from the sticky on it and says "London&London". One guy at my uni gym recognized it as from /fit/. I also have a couple of friends I've met from /fit/ as well.

If anything, my Jason Genova shirts have gotten more recognition from people.

>>38868688
l0l golden

Two possibly. Something about them gave off the 4chan vibe

Saw some fat kid following what seemed to be SS
He sat on his phone between sets and talked/looked at no one
The two times I saw him, he had a shirt with some anime girl shopped into a photo with a rapper
I hope he's out there makin it

Preface for the second guy, my gym only has one squat rack but three benches (one with nearly useless safeties). I'm waiting for him to finish using the rack and as he finished his 95lb squats, he started to dragging a free bench into the squat rack
I asked if I could use the rack since we have more benches and he was cool about it, but very possibly autistic

Something about them just gave off the/fit/ vibe
Must be autism and ss

There was one guy who comes across as *slightly* on the Spectrum (maybe just shy) who I have chatted with a few times I would have sworn was a fitizen, but then I noticed him doing cardio one day, so I guess not.

>>38868649
Go to her and say "ayy bb, is this London?", then watch her freak out once you realize it's not the same chick.

>>38868649
1/10 for making me reply

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There's a really tall lanklet chick who does cardio and a few machines who seems to be a very awkward person with little social skills.

I'd be willing to bet she comes here.

>tfw I wish my King of Manlets ass could climb up her for sexy times.

>>38871179
Yeah man, what gym?

I've seen a dude wear a Zyzz stringer he's huge af probably on roids. I want to be his pin buddy but I'm too intimidated

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>>38871209
>Fuck shes hot and i want her to sit on my face but she also had the worst lordosis ive evr seen

One squat: one kill.

im pretty sure im the autist retard at my gym


>been there for years
>see the same faces for years
>literally dont know them
>always told myself i dont have to socialize in the gym
>theyve seen me grow
>gym keeper is an old hermit bro person
>and is my only semi friend

have yet to meet any 860

>>38871760
Same with 734

>>38871759


and the chances that anyone on /fit/ goes to my gym

literally 0% chance

>philippines, MLLS BLCN

>>38871639
>paying over 2€ for ikea meatballs
but why? they're shit on par with frozen dinners

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>>38869804
They're everywhere

>>38871783
Comes with potatoes and I think the expense is mostly based on the pricey Lingonberry jam.

>>38868702
hi there

>>38868285
reddit fags all the time
/fit fags approach me once every couple months

>>38871734
Ya man its actually that bad

>>38871128

90% of the time i go to landsdowne, 10% queen.

i haven't been to st laurent in 2 yrs now. i was never a fan of it because basement+low ceilings.

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I stopped after this

>>38871945
Kek

>>38869810
post cheeks

Nope, but I always smhtbfamilia when I see one of those three guys with the veni vidi vici tatoo.

>>38868688
>Be at gym
>Some autist walks up to me carrying a milk jug
>Mumbles something about Rippletoe and staying parallel while sqauting
>Attempt to thank him, but sperg out and manage to blurt out "Y-you too"

Its like pottery.

>>38868668
definitely me and my bro. You in DC? We quote the piano man while we lift.

>>38868668
Impossible, you need to be 18 here

>>38868329
do go to the same gym as Dom Mozzetti?

>>38872449
Sorry bro I'm in >>38871142

>>38868688
It was probably me lol

>>38872449
>We quote the piano man while we lift.

This is the gayest shit I've read on this website.

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>>38868315
DELET THIS

>>38871718
Just walk up to and say "fuarkk brah, mirin". His Zyzz stringer shows he's a huge Zyzz fan, and he will probs fangirl with you over Zyzz. Then make a friendship, and after a week or two, ask about roids.

If we suspect we see a /fit/izen we should do something

Asian manlet in Croydon, London.

>>38874181
Hid the clips for the SMith Machine?

Report them to the local feminist?

But them a pair of shoe lifts?

Lock them in the sauna?

Say, "Lifting won't bring her back"?

Poison their Monster Zero?

Do 2 more plates in our DLs to assert dominance?

Say, "Nice Gyno"?

>>38868714
Didn't even notice this post, I'm >>38871216

How is Lansdowne Goodlife? Price? Considering checking it out, Carleton is always busy as fuck

I follow a guy named Josh Lemoine on Insta, he's into the Genovaverse and I'm pretty sure /fit/ too. Dude is a trainer and pretty strong. Maybe he's in this thread?

Pretty sure I'm the gym autist

>dyel as fuck
>nerdy and beta as hell voice
>light as fuck squats and DLs and bench
>never talk to anyone
>stare into oblivion between each set
>all the regulars have to know my face by now
>still haven't talked to any of them
>stutter and mess up my sentences every time someone tries to ask about working in
>too nervous to look anyone the eye
>always looks distressed because I'm weak as fuck and everything is heavy
>browse /fit/ between sets

Fuck it. I'll probably neck myself by 30 anyways

>>38869730
I would legit wear this at home if I lived alone. Seems comfy af.

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>>38868315

Overheard a potentially /fit/ conversation between two people at my gym:

>Hey man, what are you doing here?
>Just trying to make it, bro

>>38874454
just practice the phrase "ya man"

>>38874510
I have one and they're not as comfy as they would seem. The fabric is great but having pants and a shirt instead of one huge piece of cloth is so much more practical and comfy.

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>tfw extremely boring gym-bro that never cracks any jokes

>>38874454
stop browsing anime image boards between sets and you're like 80% of the people at a gym

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>>38868714

i just wanted to be friends

>>38868285
Asian manlet loner at my gym gives off the /fit/ vibe looks like he get no pussy either and probably still a virgin.

>>38874958
>tfw this is me

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If you approach me in the gym I will end you

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Once I saw some guy I'm like 99% sure was a pretty big tripfag a couple years back at my college gym. Cant for the life of me remember his name though. Does anyone have any /fit/ trip fag infographics or some shit

>>38868285
Just today i met a /fit/itzen actually, I was wearing my Zyzz tank top and then he came to me and said "Zyzz never dies". From there it became history.

>>38874510
>Wearing clothes when alone

>>38871216
Post shirt

>>38876482
Post tank

Fitness Connection Garland Tx

Nah but that gym bully post was from my gym so obviously there is another

i'm the only one who actually enjoys the gym ambient and don't get anxious as fuck in it?

i get legit anxious in other places but the gym is comfy as fuck

i'm that 5'5 manlet who is always cheerful as fuck fyi

>>38871760
Yo. What town?

>>38876644
Holy shit. Small world. Hometown is Garland, Tx