b-b-bros! Finally got my first match!!! Help,,What say?
>>38860861
The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin', you know what I mean?
The bigger the waistband the deeper the quicksand, or so I have read.
>Wellness Advocate
>toddler son
This is not healthy for you and I'm not talking about her weight.
>toddler son
be a man and step up to the plate OP
>>38860861
Ask how her ex could leave that behind
>>38860861
ask whether she prefers to go by Smashly after you're done with her.
>>38861011
Fuck yeah and I got dubs so now you have to or you're a cuck.
>>38860861
OHIO
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My blob's son
>blob
>kid - mixed for sure
>works for pyramid scheme company
Fuck Tinder
>>38860861
Tell her you'll give her solo and the wookie if the hutts pay 3 million credits
>>38860861
Go Full /Pol/ and ask if the son descends from unimpeachable Aryan stock.
If not, trash her.
If so, insist she tells you the tale of husband's heroic death and offer to raise the child as a warrior in the service of the God-Emperor Trump.
>>38861319
a true alpha male would eat the little fucker and impregnate her to perpetuate his bloodline
>>38860861
>wellness advocate
>seriously
>>38861050
fucking lold
>>38860861
SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER!
>>38861549
WHEN YOU SEE THE WHITE WHALE!
I miss that one.
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>>38861050
Kek