bowflex appreciation thread

>>38857777
get out, nice quads though.

My friend joe has one. We call it the joeflex

I know this ho who had one. We called it the hoflex

My bro had one, we called it broflex

>>38857800
I remember i bought one of these and set it up for a fat friend of mine who refused to use it. We called it the noflex

Had a bud who did really controlled reps on his. We called it the slowflex

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Did you know that in order to get in shape for the crow, brandon lee used a boflex?

Rumor has it he called it the crowflex

>>38857825
attached a fleshlight mouth attachment to one. call it the blowflex

My father had one of these he set up outside but never used. Left it out there when winter came.

By that tume it had become known as the snowflex.

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Had one that i only ever masturbated on

Eventually just started calling it the OHflex

>>38857777
Buddy had one of these. He set it up in his living room so we could """"""workout"""""" while watching the Simpsons.

We called it the Moeflex.

Used one for about a year and saw little to no gains. Switched to weights and saw massive improvement.
Now I call it the memeflex

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Uncle had one. Really racist guy since the war. He eventually sold it to a japanese guy. Ended up nicknaming it the tojoflex

I use mine as a sewing table half the time. I call it the sewflex

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>>38857777

A dude I knew who considered himself a PUA got one for his studio apartment, my friends and I all called it "a stupid machine that a dipshit uses to achieve nothing."

>>38857777
Had one, used it on my feet
Called it the toeflex

i used to know a hambeast from class who got this for her birthday
we called it sowflex

>>38857777
Nice quads, but not as nice as the triceps and biceps you will get with our brand new resistance technology!