>lifting for girls

>>38857275

You are not free, she wouldnt give a fuck about your actions if she wouldnt get wet by it

>>38857281
But mentally, I'm free from the chains she's put around me

>>38857275
>those long messages

she's hooked on you

use the push and pull technique until she sucks the chrome finish off your dick

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>not replying "one needs to be alive to have life"

Smh desu senpai

>>38857275
u rekt her good m8
this is making it isn't it bros?
getting /fit/ and dropping bitches left and right...
r-right?

>>38857316
sure you are pal, sure you are. Now delete this thread while you still have what little dignity left, cuck.

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>>38857275
>military time

>>38857376
You sound somewhat mad, friend :^) what ails you?

>>38857389
>not knowing the European time convention

>>38857395
had to spend what money i had left over on a new car windshield and my chicken thighs went bad. :(

>>38857275
>not trying to get on that free head

>>38857389
>>38857397
What are you guys talking about? How would you write those times if not 00:53 and 01:04?

>>38857420
12:53 and 1:04?

>>38857408
What happened to your old windshield?

>>38857420
12:53am

>>38857420
In North America its would be 12:53 am and 1:04 am

>>38857275
>tfw i've been doing this for the past few weeks and it's not working

do i just block them at this point?

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>>38857420
>>38857430

>>38857430
>>38857433
>12:53 am

Huh. So despite using digital clocks you stick to the old 12+12 format that requires adding "am/pm" to every time, for no reason other than tradition? That's silly.

>>38857478
Most American digital clocks have a small LED dot in the corner than is off for AM and on for PM. That way you can always tell what part of the day you are in, in case you were retarded.

>>38857275
PLS POST FACE AND PHYSIQUE

>>38857275
that passive aggressive female bullshit

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>anon goes on a date
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7n70spmBHZU

>>38857478
It's a cultural thing. You get taught that in kindergarten.

>>38857546
This. Holy shit it's painful to read.

You dodged a bullet there, anon.

>>38857506
It's not about reading the time as it occurs, that's fine. It's about communication. You have to specify am or pm every time you talk about time and it's easier to misremember. Worst of all, speakers will sometimes assume it's obvious which half of the day they mean (not at all obvious in some contexts) and omit the am/pm part for brevity. Don't act like this has never happened to you.

>>38857570
literally me

>>38857604
It's usually obvious as fuck, I don't know what you're going on about.
And no one says am or pm, they just say morning or night.
>I'll meet you tomorrow morning at 8
>I'll meet you tomorrow night at 8

It's not nearly a big of a deal as you might think it is.

>>38857570
ABSOLUTE MADMAN

>>38857478
Nine-to-seventeen just doesn't have the same ring to it as nine-to-five.

>>38857433
You always have to make your life harder, don't you.

recoomend essential Red Pill material. I mean maybe a PDF that has all the /r/theredpill autism condensed to one guide, that site is such a fucking mess to navigate through

>have a nice life
What Song from deathconsciousness gets you hype? I was lifting to earthmover today and felt like everything will be okay

>>38857570
West is doomed.

>>38857570
Presenter was cute

>>38857275
This cunt will most definitely not let this petty shit end right there

>>38857570
Fuck dude, that was bad. I hope he's ok.

>>38857275
I don't get it. What's going on?

>>38857570
Why is he so weird?

>>38857349
>one can't be doing all the work

>>38857478
Not that guy but I use it because I'm just used to it, not even an amerifag

>>38858546
>too stupid to use spotters when attempting to lift 10x his own bodyweight
>I hope he's ok ://

Dumbass deserves to fucking die

>cool
>thx

Fucking rekt5 mate

>>38857281
>she wouldn't give a fuck about you if your face was ugly
>she wouldn't give a fuck about you if your personality was shit
>she wouldn't give a fuck about you if you were poor
Do you see the problem

>>38857275
I just imagined some retarded fucking anon not realizing the girl is being passive aggressive and legitimately thinks the girl means him well, so he responds likewise.

>golly gee, she gave me warm wishes!
>what a nice gal!
>gotta return the favor!
>people these days sure are friendly!

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>>38857570
MOMMY

MOMMY I WANT MILKIES

ANON WANTS MOMMIES MILKIES

GIVE ANON MILKIES NOW MOMMY

>>38857316
Tell us the story anon

>>38857275
Dude, she's absolute pissed at you. Don't take women's word at face value, anon.

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>>38857408
NOT THE THIGHS

>>38863241
Bump the thread, I'll spell it out for you all when I get a chance. I've posted it here before though

>>38857275
I go by rule of threes.

>three times try and communicate.

By the third try no sign of life, I just peace out and find myself a better girl.

>>38857570
The woman in that video was insanely cute.

>>38863403
>not going by the rule of 1

>>38857570
jesus christ i lost it when he mentioned anime. wow guess he is a verified /b/tard at this point.

>>38857604
Come on m8, I'm not American and everyone I know uses military time but they never use it in communication. Who the fuck says "meet me at 1900 hours bro"? That's autistic.

>>38857331
Clearly she was just bullshitting for attention

Clearly OP just wanted an easy way to break up with her because he's a coward

No need to thank me for my expert analysis

>>38863712
She dumped me weeks ago faggot

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OP here, anybody want to hear the story or fuck it?

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>>38864521

Yeah my nigga.

>>38864521
no fuck you

>>38857275
The mistake you made was replying

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>>38864542
>>38864578
o-ok, its just another oneitis sob story where she leads me on for a solid 4 months, tells me she just wants to be friends instead, then proceeds to indulge my alcohol addiction by still sending me lewd pics and flirting

every time shed get bored of me shed just cut contact, then when she wants attention and keep me hooked she fades back in and starts the cycle over, fucking with my head

i finally got it through my fat fucking head and stopped replying to here, provoking her to send me the text in the op

i hope she burns in hell

>>38864603
>4 months
>just wants to be friends instead
are you 19

>>38864603
What the fuck does open and empty even fucking mean?

>>38864678

open vag empty womb

>>38864603
just text her "you wanna fuck or not" it's that easy you cunt
t. my roommate is banging some random asshole with a receding hairline right now

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>>38864624
>on and off for years
>always been my oneitis
>start dating in september
>everything is just peachy
>the fucking day her classes end she completely changes
>starts ignoring me
>wont reply to me
>spends every waking second with her friends
>lets them poison her mind and turn her into some degenerate hipster
>never wants to see me
>always makes excuses
>keeps telling me she loves me the entire time
>lies to me when she says shes busy and is actually out at clubs
>let her get away with everything because lmao in love
>at the gym grinding away my feelings while she parties without me every fucking weekend
>may-august its like this
>week before she leaves for school
>finally confront her for the millionth time and ask her what the fuck she is doing
>"desu anon i know its fucked up but ive lost all romantic feelings for you and i just see you as my best friend"
>"but i still want to be friends with you"
>proceeds to send lewd shit to me all the time
>realize that I have been broken as a man and let a woman control every facet of my life
>drink heavily and try to die for 3 straight weeks
>finally get my shit together and tell her to fuck off
is that better?

>>38864678
>>38864692
this

>>38864678
In an open relationship and empty inside

>>38864713
yeah i'm not reading all that you scrotumhead

>>38864702
Fuck no it's over he got rid of her let that be the end of it. Right now that's what SHE WANTS him to come crawling back with constant messages just so SHE can drop him instead of him dropping her.

He asks "You wanna fuck or not," That immediately gives her the opportunity to say "ew no, that's all you want uhh bye." An now in her mind SHE dropped HIM.

There are millions of whores in this world and every day another one turns 18...fuck this one and get meet a new one.

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>>38864702
she doesnt

we got into a huge fight when she found out i wasnt a virgin

>>38864713
lucky for lewds
unlucky for shit situation/ girl
just completely cut her out of your life and move on- it'll be healthier anon
I feel like I need to do the same in my life if things keep going a certain way too.

You guys are all fucking pussies, you guys are going to continually get fucked by girls if you arent able to for one moment not think with your dick and take a step back.
fuck this board, lost the little hope I had that some of you were actually alpha.

>>38864737
piggybacking of your post, should you tell a girl you're a virgin?do you only tell if she asks? or just keep it to yourself?

>>38864737
..People get mad at something that small..? jesus if anything I would want my man to sleep with thousands of women to have experience. Nothing worse than a man with no experience.

>>38864901
Tell her if sex is a likelihood. Don't just tell her out of the blue.

>>38864947
lol yeah obviously. thanks anon

>>38864901
Fuck no, women think that taking a man's virginity will make him clingy as fuck
If she's a virgin, and you think she's marriage material tell the truth, otherwise just say you're not extremely experienced but you're not a virign

>>38864990
i wouldn't say shit until after it happens, if at all.

>>38864990
>tfw christian qt who I've fallen for turns out to not be a virgin

what the fuck man seriously. it's like fucking impossible to find a pure girl

>>38863629
Why is it autistic?

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>>38864521
do it fgt

>>38864603
It's called Histronic. All she wants is your attention, if you don't give it to her she goes after you more, if you give her attention she backs off.

>>38864713
Ma nigga. Be sure to never text her again and give her any sort of contact. Had a similar situation and I didnt even get lewds. Cut her off completely and 6 months later she sends a meek "hi"
fucking women baka

Oh btw go to /r/theredpill it will help u with this

>>38862265
Honestly acting like this is one of the best ways to deal with passive aggression. Don't act at all phased.

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>>38857389

>>38864737
>anon loses girl for not being a virgin

Is this a greek tragedy?

>>38866145
>Hoe finds an excuse to dump Anon and make it his fault at the same time.
Just women 101

>>38865054
Now that kind of heavily depends on what denomination she belongs to.

If she's Lutheran, Church of England/Anglican or any kind of American meme denomination there is exceptionally small chance that she's seriously religious.

>>38864521
thank you I've been looking for this meme for the fancy caption Ily op

>>38857570
What a utter fucking Chad

>>38864603
good for you senpai

>>38864521
can I get this as a cell phone wallpaper

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>>38867442
only took me ten hours in MS paint

>>38867569
Keep practicing your kanji brah. It needs to be the same size as your kana

>>38857570
>webm
did he died?

>>38867707
>seriously critiquing MS paint writing

>>38867732
pls info

>>38867752
> not going seriously on your ms paint you did for a fellow anon in pain

Never. Gonna. Make. It.

>>38857570
presenter oomen is hot

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>>38857570
I can't watch this right now. I have a girl coming over and I feel like this video's giving me the autism.

>>38857570
Is the word for a black person really "nigger" in German?

>>38868536

>Is the word for a black person really "nigger" in German?

>Is the word for a black person really "nigger" in the US?

No, the world united and calls them all the same, plain stupid Niggers.

>>38868536
It isn't where you're from?

>>38868536

It's Dutch and it's 'neger'.

It's commonly used in day-to-day speech and it's not necessarily considered offensive but neither is it really suitable for formal parlance.

>>38868588
Do you know who the presenter is? I want to look up her pics to masturbate.

>>38868596
Gwen van Poorten

>>38868596

>Masturbate to pics without boobs or cunts

Must be great to be 12

>>38868612
Thank you my friend.
>>38868659
It helps not to jack off multiple times everyday to scat and necrophillia.

>>38868732

Try pedophilia m8

>>38864713

get a fleshlight for your sexual needs and a dog if you want compassion and loyalty

i haven't sexed a girl in 4 years now, no relationships, no drama, feels pretty good man

>>38868765
how old are you

>>38868765
or fuck the dog so you can get loyalty and sex

>>38857275
This is some 16 year old shit
you never fucked her who cares
kys

OMG SHE SENT ME PICS
nigga every girl on tumblr posts nudes if you follow their blog
get over it.

>>38864713
> finally confront her for the millionth time
> finally
> millionth
Reeee

>>38868799
y u gotta be so salty virgin

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>>38868856
Post ONE nude of her

>>38860649
This. Natural selection

>>38868659
>Masturbating to images at all
Must be great to be 12

>>38857275
Top kek.
I love taking attention whoring literal, it fucks with them stupid.
Top 3 most annoying girl trait

>>38867732
nah

>>38862199
nobody gives a fuck about people who are ugly inside and out

>>38868507
underbuttered toast

>>38857575
Just like the imperial system huh? Fucking metric fags are the worse

>>38868876
>>38864603
Are you retarded or just can't fucking read a full thread

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>>38857275

>oh ok thanks you too

>>38865404
Look who picked up his first psychology textbook.

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mfw my thread is still alive

thanks for the help brehs, it feels good to have her gone

>>38870356
Is that her?

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>>38870481
tis

>>38857570
Why do they drop random english words in their phrases?
Cant they use their dumb dutch words?

>>38857275
>What?
>lol

Would have been better desu senpai. Dont give them anything

>>38870523
Moar pls, and post nudes too.

>>38864990
>>38864901
I always thought that when I'll get to fuck a woman (if I will) I'll only tell her if it goes well, if it goes badly I'd just go "sorry it's been a while" or some other excuse being cool about it, saying you're a virgin would sound really bad

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>>38870653
nah, girls love to fuck the virginity out of you

>>38870627
no

>>38870678
Only if you're good looking and not a virgin but lying about it

>>38870678
Why are you even interested in a slut that wears crucifxes? that should be an indication of her mental aptitude.

>>38864603
Yeah, she's a Cluster B.

You did good cutting contact. Those kind of girls are poison.

>>38870678

No they don't........

>>38870777
Shhh, let the virgin believe what he wants. Also nice trips.

>>38870318
Nah had to deal with this and therapist explained it to me

>>38870721
Cross != crucifix

We're Catholic m8

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>>38868797

>>38858282
What is the equivalent of the red pill for women to read and learn from?

>>38857506
>tfw Alaska
>tfw 4 hours of sunlight
>sleep schedule gets fucked up and can't tell when it is half the time in the winter

i... i'm not retarded...

>>38871383
tumblr

>>38864713
Good job my brutha. Never let a woman control your life or make you feel like shit. nobody deserves to be toyed with like that. Never contact her again.

>>38857570
I don't get how people think he's bad, that woman is fucking horrible.

>>38870678
>this girl treated me like shit
>refuses to posts nudes
confirmed beta boy

>>38868775

31

>>38871900
Can't post what you don't have brah

>>38871900
>>38871977
Yeah she never sent nudes

>>38857275
Man up and break up with her you faggot, the way you did it is repulsive

>>38872437
Read the thread you dumb cunt

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>>38857275

>>38864923
>nothing worse than a woman who has no experience and isn't loose as fuck
thats how you sound anon, men don't want loose cunts like you

>>38857570
There was barely anything wrong with this. If anyone was cringey to watch it was the milf

>>38857478
If the time system bothers you so badly, what's your opinion on the metric system?

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>>38857478
>eurotism

the germans really did a number on you lot

>>38873233
sup michel

>>38870356
>ignore my boobs
top kek

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Women are cunts man.

>>38870523
I thought this was a picture of some kind of explorer trying to pet a woolly mammoth.

>>38875575

jesus christ. Fucking cuck

>>38875575
>hold her hand everywhere, carry her things, pay for her food
Sounds like you're the idiot here. That stuff comes when you're both well established in a good relation.

>>38875596
>>38875599
>virgins who think they are giving advice, and aren't pathetically attempting to be "chads"

Girl was clearly in the wrong here you cunts. I'm 26 and any girl that has a reaction like this clearly has insecurity issues and probably came from an abusive relationship.

>>38875613

I'm not trying to be a chad. You were just a fucking cuck.

>>38875644
>cuck
>l-look mom I used the meme word again! xD

Not even me. Nice try though.

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>>38875575
>I am here

>>38875658

did the word ''cuck'' confuse you? The guy is passive beta male, no denying that.

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>>38875613
>i know much better because i'm 26
it's like hearing 'trust me im an oldfag' on /b/ back in 2008

>use the word 'oneitis' unironically

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>>38875575

>>38875681
He offered to carry a girl's bag and got shit on. The only beta here is you trying to whiteknight this bitch.

>>38875575
Wew lad
>treating a woman well

>>38864603
Op literally just found out this girl i was sorta seeing is seeing another person at the same time. Deleted her number and all texts, no way to talk to her now if i wanted. Now im going to do some shoulder and chest work and finish my day off drinking with bros. Not much has changed other than the fact that I have the OPPORTUNITY to see more emotionally balanced women. You shouldve cut off the minute you felt she waa playing you. There are qualify women out there and you will end up bitter and wastinf your time dealing with sluts. This site can be toxic regarding women but these things are just like any other mind of gains: you will fail, fall, and hurt until you make it.

green texting my last (and first) tinder convo. Tell me where I went wrong. Please no bully.
>You look like the kind of girl who likes cotton candy. (couldnt think of how to open)
>not sure if I should take that as an insult or not.
>Definitely not.
>When I was in highschool, I wore a perfume that smelled like cotton candy. It was a hit. Maybe I wouldnt be single if I still wore it.
>Maybe you wouldnt be single if we went out some time
That was 40 minutes ago and no response. Try not to cringe and tell me where I fucked up and what I should say next time I get a swipe pls

>>38875721
She was never there to meet people. She was just there for self gratification. About 40%-60%, depending where you live, of the girls you find on there, are there solely for the purpose of free compliments.

>>38875707

I could not carry any less about the whore. And I'm not whiteknighting the slut. I'm just calling him a fucking beta because he is.

>>38875721
Not bad at all. Tinder is really just a game, and, unless you're on top of your aesthetics, you're not going to get any girls jumping at the chance of your dick.

>>38875721
shoulda just incorporated wearing the cotton candy perfume with meeting you.
you have to be subtle

>>38875575

Breh she'd be perfect for me.

>make my girls pay they own shit
>jokingly habe them hold the door for me
>wont drive them home unless they open the car door for me
>lock passenger door
>drive away out of sight
>come back and pick her up
>she tries to get in
>drive slowly away
>"AHAHA ANON STOP PLS"

You can't be a cuck. Jokingly being an asshole works for me, justburself lmao

Especialy if they have even a bit of bantz life is then easy mode.

>>38875746
well i didnt give her any real compliments, so I guess I didnt fuck up too bad?
im in southern cali

>>38875748

Care*

>>38875748
>projecting this hard

What happened man? A girl in HS shoot you down because you kept following her?

>>38875753
if there was no interest she wouldnt have swiped though, right?

>>38875721
were you trying to neg her or something?
also that last line from her
wtf?

>>38875775

The girl is a whore and he is a beta it's just that simple. Its not the end of the world, he and she can still be happy.

>>38875784
"neg" her
what?

>>38871383
brown pill

>>38857478
It's because Amerilards feel the need to use retarded systems for everything, see imperial and month/day/year.

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>>38875596
>>38875599
>>38875644
>>38875716

Holy shit, the whiteknighting in this thread is pathetic.

Real talk. No girl is ever going to dump a guy over something stupid like offering to carry her fucking bag for her. That shit is insane.

She either a.) has EXTREMELY low self esteem issues and some kind of fucking mental disorder; or b.) something fucking else was going on (like she was cheating) and made up a bullshit excuse via text.

The fact that she would even break up with her boyfriend over a fucking text message speaks miles about her as a person.

Take solace in the fact anon that women like these always grow up to be completely miserable cunts that shortly expire.

>>38875794
its where you talk down to a girl to lower her self esteem

>>38871383
um, there isn't one cuz you don't need one. If you're a girl and attractive, you're playing the game of life on God Mode

>tho feminists will try to make you believe otherwise

>>38875875
sorry im not familiar with nigger lingo
well if she was gonna be a cunt and reject me maybe i should have

>>38875899
its not really nigger lingo more pickup artist lingo

>>38875916
then i especially wouldnt know it, lmao

>>38875707
When will people learn women do not like to be treated well anymore
They see it as a sign of weakness

>>38875575
did you at least fuck her?

>>38875865
They will if he consistently has an attitude like that for any amount of time

>>38875950

this, but be carefull now, you will get called a whiteknight by him. :^)

>>38875721
YO HOLD THE FUCK UP
SHE REPLIED
"Smooth", she says
Fucking help me here

>>38875958
No one even defended the girl, he's just projecting or is a numale himself

>>38875975
decide on a time and a place to meet up

as in YOU decide and tell her

>>38875950
>>38875958
>>38875990
>samefagging this blatantly

>>38875975
Ya dun goofed, move on to the next

>>38876004
oh god fuck man my autism is hitting me hard
what do normies usually do? Walk in the park? Dinner? Walk in the park?

>>38876018
Hookah lounge bruh

>>38876011
how? what? should i not reply at all?
>>38876025
been once before
might be a good idea

>>38876018
coffee, or better yet lunch (OP here btw)
>>38876025
anything but this

>>38864603
she might want you to be a booty call but you keep texting her "pls b my gf"

>>38876052
nah m8, she goes to a school 2 hours away no way in fuck thats a booty call

>>38876037
Pick one with alcohol that isn't run by terrorists if you do.

>>38876050
>>38876052
let me reiterate, ANYWHERE BUT A FUCKING HOOKAH BAR UNLESS YOU ARE REALLY INTO THAT SHIT

>lets go to a hookah bar
>uh ok lol
>isnt this fun
>not really why did you choose a hookah bar to hang out in
>idk someone on 4chan told me to

hookah bars are some stoner shit, plus theyre dark and dirty

take her out to lunch towards the beginning of the week, have a nice time, get her talking about the weekend, if everything goes well then you'll make plans to invite her out on friday saturday, and thats when you fuck her brains out

>>38876090
meant for
>>38876025
>>38876037
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>>38876009

it's time to stop posting beta boy.

>>38870356
What is your response when you get this pic? Be honest fit?

>>38876334
i told her yes

>>38876383

what the fuck dude. put up a proxy and lets see them nudes for real.

>tfw Im planning on having a bushel of roses delivered to her house with a card saying "Good Bye"
Priscilla I love you but Im never going back.

>>38875746
Why do they do this? Do they have low self esteem or is there some other reason?

>>38857275
Stopped talking to two girls after they started sending me passive aggressive texts if I didn't reply instantly. "K cool" bitch I'm not on my phone 24/7 but if I am it's on 4chan :^)

>>38857570
His problem was never fully extending his legs after already taking 5 seconds, almost definitely doing to much weight, and of course no spotters.

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>>38864678
She just took a dump, her rectum is empty and asshole open and willing for an insertion.

Alternatively, she's referring to the shower behind her.

>>38865969
did you really redpill plug? you're pathetic, man. good luck picking up self-conscious bar sluts with daddy issues, because that's all redpill will get ya

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>texting for girls

>>38876334
unfriend her for being a shallow attentionwhore
why do people condone this bullshit

>>38864603
I know that feel anon, in fact I'm still in it right now except the roles reversed now
You did good anon, you'll feel better after a while. You'll probably still think of her but fuck it, she'll def contact you again and try to act like nothing happened just don't fall for that shit again

>>38858282
Yes, if only such a thing existed...

>>38863403
>3
how often do you actually hear back from the chick on the 3 attempt, dude? it never happens

try rule of 2 instead

threads like these honestly scare the fuck out of me

it makes me satisfied that I have a cute gf that isn't a party slut who only cares about herself though

>>38875950
Not anon but do you think a girl would do that over text though if it wasn't because she cheated or something?

>>38879028
adding on to that whenever my buddy got dumped over text it was 9/10 times because she cheated and couldn't own up the fact so she took the easy way out

>>38857570
The ending was better than i expected, almost stopped about 4 minute in

>>38879036
do you even count this as dumped? it sounds like they just hung out or dated a few times and she was letting him know that it wasn't gonna work.

>>38879044
Yea rereading that it sounds like they just hung out and he was taking it way too far compared to where she thought they were in the relationship/friendship

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Reminder that all the single women you meet are single for a fucking reason

>>38857570
B A S E D M I C H E L

>>38864713
Ghost this bitch and block her number.

>>38857389
>he can't count to 24

>>38857604
>this autism

Nine out of ten times the context is already there. If someone asks you out to dinner and you say "how about eight" everyone knows you mean PM and theres no need to say it.
Do you really tell people you are coming over at seventeen forty five? Sounds weird af.

>>38864923
>Nothing worse than a man with no experience.

How am I supposed to get experience in the first place then ?

>>38876334

"What boobs?"

>>38875865

Actually women DO fucking dump dudes like this; the reason is that these guys don't seem genuine to the women.

And don't act like this is her serious boyfriend because from the way it was written they had only gone out a couple of times.

You guys gotta stop being such pussies when it comes to rejection.

>>38875613

HAHAHAHAHAHA

what the fuck are you talking about?

>>38857478
Here we used a mixed system.

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>Is it ok to kiss on the first date/meetup?
Later I'm seeing this girl I met on tinder. I'd say she's a 5/6. I'm not handsome but I'm tall and have filled up a bit after 7 months of lifting.
We're going drinking something at a bar inside of a park, pretty nice.
I got the whole conversation and going around thing, I was just wondering

>>38875875
Lmao, "negging" isnt about lowering anyones self esteem, its just a nerd term for teasing/banter that shows you dont put pussy on the pedestal, it also challenges her and women love challenging men.

>>38882031
Just kiss her on the first awkward silence
Not in the bar though, unless it has a somewhat private booth

>>38882031
Yes, its absolutely ok and sometimes even expected to get somewhat physical/sexual if the mood is right. Just dont go overboard or she'll feel guilty, also dont be too obviously enthusiastic or she'll feel you're "easy" or desperate and lose interest.

>>38883417
that is not good advice
there wasnt enough intimacy at any moment
I think I'll just die a kissless virgin.
I just dont have and cant develop this skill

>>38883439
I went on the date, we drank something at a bar outside, sat across the little table, looked in the eyes sometimes during convo or silences. silences didnt bother me, I enjoyed them.
then we took a stroll in the park but I wasnt good enough at being "flirty" and she didnt seem interested enough at any point
Must be nice to live in the US where women are whores (aka they dont care about showing a single sign of sexual attraction)

>>38876018
>>38876025
>>38876037
>>38876050
>>38876090

Coffee, dinner etc are all chump suggestions. Best dates are active dates. Pool (billiards), bowling, ice-skating, picnic in a park (obv summer only), or just a walk.
Theyre good because they open more opportunities for physical contact and dont force the two of you into constant conversation and eye contact.

>>38883483
Im from eastern Yurop. The society is more sexually reserved than the US, but a bit of sensual touch is generally seen positively. I dont mean that you should reach into her pants or lick her face all over on the first date. Good touch would be mouth-kissing (no tounge), neck-kissing, grabbing her waist and pulling her in, running your hand through her hair, caressing her face, holding hands. Be creative, be sensual, dont be lewd. Godspeed

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>>38883469
delet this

>>38883708
Okay, sorry

>>38883643
the problem is the conversation always remained kind of detached.
yeah I asked her questions, followed up on em, talked about her aspirations, interests, joked around
but I just cant make it go the way that gets me to putting my face on her face lips-first
i dont know if it's all my fault, she sure didnt try much
Oh well, I'll just focus on hitting intermediate on symstrength

Please anons heed my words. When it comes to women you just gotta churn and burn. Never have oneitis. Focus on improving yourself and you'll find plenty of women to fuck. Shit would have saved me a ton of time and trouble when i was younger.

You get their numelber, meet up and escalate right off the bat. If that doesn't work you go to the next one.

Any man can become a Chad in his own sort of way.

>>38875975

Fake it till you make it.

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>>38883768

>>38883784
there'll always be one girl though you're infatuated with

>>38883784
>You get their numelber, meet up and escalate right off the bat. If that doesn't work you go to the next one.
that's nothing for your heart though, just for your dick to get wet

>>38883822
So? I'm infatuated with a girl I went on dates with and fucked for 3 days straight last week but she lives on the other side of the country. Now we're planning some trip together because we enjoy each other's company.

I also am set up to fuck this girl who put me in the friendzone tomorrow after we fucked Sunday night and I've got another thing tonight with someone else.

Don't let your infatuation of a girl get in the way of other experiences unless you're 100% locked in with each other.

>>38883832
You gotta sift through to find someone you connect with somehow if that's what your looking for.

All I want is to meet up with girls and have fun with them now so it works out. If they want to keep doing that cool, if not im bouncing.

>>38883883
>Now we're planning some trip together because we enjoy each other's company.
and that's how yóu should do it, if you like each other, just do it

>>38883783
Real life dates dont look like the pizza place commercials. If you were joking around it couldnt have been that bad. When you're both laughing, pull her close by the waist and look her in the eyes. If she doesn't recoil and doesn't look uncomfortable, you kiss her - either the lips or pull her hair gently and go for the now exposed neck.
Dont expect the woman to "try much". She will give you those little girly signals and nothing more.

>>38883944
this
you guys are way too overthinking

>>38857570
Ugly milf, would not fugg

>>38876334
>nice tits

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>>38864990
>If she's a virgin, and you think she's marriage material tell the truth, otherwise just say you're not extremely experienced but you're not a virign

aha okey, how does one tell if a girl is a virgin or not? you can ask her but you can never know if shes telling the truth..

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>>38862353
Laughed way too fucking hard at this

Thanks man

>>38878988
>I have a cute gf that isn't a party slut who only cares about herself though

where did you two met?

>>38857275
hahah. ok, that was well done. killem with kindness.

>>38883944
we were sitting on opposite sides of the little table.
I didnt touch her except for the couple "greeting cheek-kisses" when meeting and saying goodbye
I'm just not good at this
There's a good escorting service here in town, I'll try that when I cant take more of nofap

>>38875575
she's dumb. she should have groomed him into a cuck then she could have his wallet while she fucked whoever she wanted.