I have a game

use the dumbbell to bash down the door and escape

>>38853390
Fuck you game!

>>38853390
shove the dumbbell up my ass

>>38853390
OP doesn't want to get a gym membership, or buy equipment, and is using miscellaneous junk he bought on a whim 3 years ago.

Come up with your own workout faggot.

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>>38853390
Put my penis through the hole on the grippy thing, turn the stool over and put the leg into my anus, then smash my penis against the ground with the dumbbell.

use the hand gripper to stretch my asshole out so i can eventually fit the dumbbell

>>38853390
>Step 1: squat the 20 pounds, hit pr
>Step 2: try to squeeze squeezy thing
>Fail
>Step 3: obtain no gf × F
>never fail
>Step 4: Pretend to be tall by standing on stool
>Step 5: still no gf
>I wish it wasn't this easy
>Step 6:Make a thread on 4chin about challenge using these 3 objects

And that'll do it. Now you are /fet/

>>38853686
>>38853731
>>38853733

damn, /fit/ is extra gay tonight

>>38853390
>20 pound dummbell
The only thing youll be training is your asshole

>>38853390
squeeze the gripper then insert it into ass so my asshole gets spread. now jump from chair onto dumbell - smashing the dumbell into my arse pushing the gripper all in.

>>38853718
Uh... that's exactly my situation, so I think all you wonderful gentleman should do op a favor and answer his question...

Calisthenics.

>>38853930
Shhh
Let them continue to do whatever they're doing.
It's funny.