Wait... So.. He doesnt take cold showers??

Give your hotter sister and all your friends golden showers while they rejoice in the smell of my high test leaking everywhere.

>>38852215
so... youre saying you dont.... yikes anon :/

>>38852177
I don't get this cold shower meme
I understand hows its good near the end of your showers for pores but
Other than that idk

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>>38852177
>Hot water knob? Haven't touched it in months. I'm actually currently going through the process of having it uninstalled from my plumbing, they should be coming out sometime next week. I had to list a reason(s) on the work order as to why I am requesting my hot water knob to be removed and discarded. Would you can to hear the reasons? Well stay tuned friend. 2 reasons:

>1. Discipline
>2. Mental toughness

>My property manager was initially questioning my reasons, but I explained to her that by taking cold showers I am actually able to develop discipline and mental toughness. After a long and heated (note that I needn't anything heated, especially my water) debate, I was able to convince her to put the work order in. Now I'm living a great life, warm water free. I even started forcing my gf to take cold showers with me. I refuse to date an inferior female, and I explained to her that if she can't learn to accept and love cold showers as I have then we really have no business being together anyways.

>>38853260
For real if a guy like that was able to keep a gf, he'd be alpha as fuck

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>>38852177
I bathe in the blood of my enemies.

>>38853294
I didn't let me gf eat a lot of the time.
She left me eventually and I don't feel particularly alpha about it.

>>38853260
every day I pray that some new photo emerges showing this guy took off the fedora and made it

>>38853294
having a gf that listens to you doesn't really make you alpha, it's just that having a gf that doesn't make you beta

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>>38853260
>implying having cold showers with women isn't the GOAT shower

>lots of screaming
>lots of gasping
>totally vulnerable
>wants warmth with you by cuddling with you
>erected nipples from cold shower

>>38852177
lol

>>38853224
I have dry skin so it helps with that and it wakes me up and keeps my mental alertness at 1000%

Get some help. This thread premise is so ducking autistic

>>38853423
Youll never make it