how does one enter techno viking mode?
>>38851707
what would his routine be?
was he natty?
>>38851707
attend raves in collapsed communist countries
mismatch socks
take lsd
>>38852701
the most challenging part about this is getting the proper nutrition whilst doing so..
follow these guidelines and eat well and you will be well on your way to tekno vikinghood
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I always had tehnoviking in my mind as a fucking big guy but he is fucking dyel. Who would have tought that one's perspective can change so much after you start lifting.
>>38851707
Hello, the year 2000 called.
They want their meme back.
>>38853861
Im thinking the same thing, friend. Does this mean that DYELs think he's huge?
>>38854449
Yup.
Also I remember thinking he looked old as fuck at the time but now that I'm 26 he looks like he's about my age. Maybe a few years old
>>38853861
compared to whom?
obviously viking genetics
>>38851707
Low doses of steroids and x.
>>38854471
>>38854449
>>38853861
>begin thinking that anyone with abs or 'big arms' is huge
>starting working out and going on /fit/ for a few months
>'kek dyel'
>2 years later when the reality of nattyhood sets in you have a renewed appreciation of viking dude (who is about the natty limit if natty)
>>38851707
This video is 17 years old. I was 16 when i first watched it and he looked like a giant then.
Not so much now.
What I never noticed is the T-rex / Slug hybrid just to the right of him in the shot.
>>38853873
The meme you're using is from the same era. So stfu.
>>38853861
>>38855078
You've just developed body dysmorphia from hanging out on /fit/ or looking at roiders instas too much
Sign Sam Bradford as your quarterback
>>38856046
3-0 #skol
>>38855078
>>38853861
He is easily 90kgs+
>>38851707
Just a reminder that Techno Viking is a research scientist, who sued the shit out of the guy who uploaded the vid because he was tripping mad balls and didn't want his employers to see.
He's also DYEL as fuck now.
>>38856173
Source? Current pic?
>>38856189
http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2015/07/20/where-are-they-now-techno-viking/
>>38856222
Thanks. The fact that he was a lumberjack at the time is pretty cool
>Gunther said he left the lumberjack business in 2002, after being fired for misconduct.
>“Yeah, I got angry at one of the lads and I punched a tree. But the tree fell on top of my supervisor and broke his leg. They don’t make speed like that any more,” he laughed.
Also interesting to learn he's gay
>>38851994
Pills xAMRAP
Rave x fail
>>38856222
>>38856294
hey retards, that story is very obviously fake, do you have any critical thinking skills at all?
>>38853861
He is huge if his natty, he is average if not.
>>38853861
if he is natty he's pretty big and shredded, probably way bigger than you are
>>38856711
Americans don't understand satire lad.
>>38853861
>he is fucking dyel
hows that bodydysmorphia treating you