what did you do this morning /fit/?

>ate toast, butter, and drank a cup of juice
>walked the doggo
>showered
>no shampoo has been really helping my dry scalp
>shaved
>minoxidil
>wart cream on my finger and toe
>waiting for everything to dry so I can put some Black Jamaican Castor Oil on my face

>>38846738
I jacked off

>>38846738
>Woke up
>Realized I'm still alive
>Remember I still have no friends
>Remember no one will ever love me
>Fed and watered the parents
>Checked the news: WWIII not happened
>Came to /fit/

I'll go for my bike ride later.

>>38846801
How can anyone even be depressed. It's so dumb.

>>38846738
>tofu-seitian sausages 30 g of protein a piece 580 cal
>three scoops of proteins 60 G protein 300 cal
>Cla capsules 25 cal
>fish oil 25 cal
>watched 4 episodes of Russian tv about Catherine the Great.
>about to run for my twice a week cardio. Going to run for 20k
>homework, grade papers
>lift
>Probably eat rice and drink more protein in there somewhere

>>38846738

not gonna make it running like that lad

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>>38846801
Also this, praying to frog God for market crash/world war.

drank 2 liters of milk in 10minutes

>>38846869
>le mass memeia

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>>38846738

>he fell for the running meme

>>38846738
Your mom.

>>38846738
Squats. Lots of squats.

jerk off in women's clothing for several hours

>half marathon participation medal

Good job Anon, but really now...

>>38846738
>At 5am I was walking home my brother-in-law to be back to the hotel.

>He was dressed as a bright pink penis

>Met a random guy called Klaus who let us smoke a joint with him

>Saw a german girl called Helga willing go off with three Welsh Dudes to get gangbanged

>Slept in so late that the hotel had to wake me to make me leave.

>>38846761
going to star inthe minstrel show?

>woke up next to qt gf
>asks if I want breakfast
>"no"
>both go back to sleep
>no longer morning

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>>38846738
Smoked a bowl, Had my two scoops, getting ready for a BBQ rn. Rest day is heavenly.