Red Pill me on this delicious, healthy, and superb beverage

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You can make your own at home. Take a glass of piss. Add sugar.

I'd like to tell you about Red Bull sugar free, 100% Wings Without The Calories, Carbs Or Sugar.

>>38839356
Go on...

Red Bull Sugar free gives you wings while balancing a busy day between work and gym or during fun nights out with your friends. Whenever you are in need of a boost.

The water used for Red Bull is fresh Alpine water of highest quality, which comes from springs nearby the production sites in Austria and Switzerland. This region, the Alps, is known as one of the world’s biggest fresh water reservoirs, where water is available in abundance and constantly replenished.

Hence, to ensure consistency of the upmost premium quality around the world, Red Bull is produced in the Austrian and Swiss Alps.

Acesulfame K is a non-caloric sweetener. It is used worldwide in over a thousand different products including foods and drinks like chewing gum, dairy products, baked goods, etc.

Aspartame is a low-calorie sweetener that is produced synthetically. It is used worldwide in over 5,000 different products (such as soft drinks, yogurts, candy, chewing gum, etc.).

Both, Aspartame and Acesulfame K, have an excellent safety profile. Numerous scientific studies demonstrate that these substances are safe for use as sweetening ingredients.

The safety of these sweeteners has been evaluated by regulatory bodies all over the world (e.g. FDA in the US). Health Authorities rely on the safety evaluations of independent scientific advisory bodies such as the European Food Safety Authority (EFSA), the United States Food and Drug Administration (FDA), and the Joint FAO/WHO Expert Committee on Food Additives (JECFA).

There are two types of vitamins: fat soluble and water soluble.

Red Bull contains water-soluble vitamins. Water-soluble vitamins do not get stored as much in the body as fat soluble vitamins. Instead they circulate through the blood plasma, whatever the body does not use will be released. Water soluble vitamins include the group of B vitamins, e.g. niacinamide (vitamin B3), pantothenic acid (vitamin B5), vitamin B6 and vitamin B12, which are contained in Red Bull.

These B-group vitamins contribute to normal energy-yielding metabolism, such as the build-up and break-down of carbohydrates and proteins and contribute to normal mental performance (pantothenic acid) and the reduction of tiredness and fatigue (niacin, pantothenic acid, B6, B12).

Moreover, B-group vitamins play a central role in the brain; they contribute to the normal functioning of the nervous system.

To this day caffeine is naturally present in more than 60 plants and contained in many foodstuffs such as coffee, tea and chocolate.

One of caffeine’s primary sites of action in the human body is its stimulating effect on cognitive functions. Caffeine helps to improve concentration and increase alertness.

One 250ml can of Red Bull Energy Drink contains 80mg of caffeine.

Did I mention it's just 3 calories per 100ml? You do the math. You can't lose with the invigorating taste of Red Bull sugar free

80mg of caffeine

waste of money

just buy a good preworkout

>>38839437

Fuck you

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Monster > red bull

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I believe that both Red Bull and Monster energy drinks are Kosher, see:

http://www.chabad.org/library/article_cdo/aid/1681159/jewish/Is-Red-Bull-Kosher.htm

also, if you want more "red pills" while you drink Red Bull, then I suggest you learn from the people on this list:

http://thezog.info/list-summaries/

Also, if you want to know how the people on this list got to be where they are, start reading at page 12 in this book:

http://www.jrbooksonline.com/PDF_Books/jewishsupremacism.pdf

>>38839453

appropriate response, financially retarded anon.

better yet, make your own PWO. all you need is beta alanine, caffeine, and DMAA.

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