Redpill me on the Q-Ray, boys Should I keep it on at the gym?

It's the most obvious scam I've ever seen in my 26 years.

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>>38837054
>current year
>not ionizing your meridians
>making it

>>38837077
Please explain what ionizing your meridians means in a way a child could understand it.

>>38837090

Makes you feel good, bro

>>38837054
>not Head On
>not Western Sky

>>38837090
QRay bracelets are designed and crafted following Traditional Chinese Medicine (TCM) theories and history. An ancient practice that originated more than 2,000 years ago in Asia, TCM is now considered a fairly mainstream option for alternative medicine; TCM practitioners can be found in most areas of the western world and beyond. TCM is all about keeping yourself in balance: mentally, physically, and spiritually. Being perfectly balanced means that your body's life force, or "Qi," is at its optimal best. When there is an imbalance in your body, your well-being suffers as a result. Left unchecked over time, it is thought that imbalance can lead to disease. -

In order to regain better well-being, TCM advocatestypically recommend accessing your "meridians"-14 pathways throughout your body that are thought to correspond to various energies-to restore wellness. If you have ever wondered how an acupuncturist knows exactly where to insert the needles, it has everything to do with your meridian channels. Likewise, a QRay bracelet also taps into very specific meridians due to its location and positioning while being worn. When your Qi is rebalanced, optimal well-being can be attained.

>>38837040
>>38837077
>>38837093
>>38837124
http://www.quackwatch.org/01QuackeryRelatedTopics/PhonyAds/qray.html

Bullshit to sell you worthless steel jewelry at ridiculous prices..

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>>38837200
>full damage control mode
western medicine on suicide watch

>>38837040
Don't forget to fill your house with CRYSTALS for maximum focus of your energies, OP, and sleep inside a pyramid, LOL.

>>38837124
>Traditional Chinese Medicine (TCM)
woah

>>38837040
I keep mine on at all times. For extra power, sometimes I'll insert a healing crystal up my anus to absorb negative energies.

>>38837040
it's literally just a fucking piece of metal. even if slapping on a piece of metal gave you any benefit at all, then you still wouldn't need it since the weights are mostly metal anyway