Brad Pitt lifts for women, gets cucked

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2644859/Angelina-Jolie-reveals-shes-closer-adopted-son-Maddox-genetic-children.html

>Three of Jolie's children are adopted and she said she was surprised she had more in common with adopted son Maddox than her own genetic children.

>>38820612
Good investigation skills Detective Pepe

>>38820612
It's not even his wife's son (as that would imply the son would have the mom's genes) though, it's just some random kid.

And honestly, this is more a case of karma than anything else. Pitt cucked Aniston first.

>>38820665
They're getting divorced because Brad cheated, though.

>>38820677
I think that's just a rumor spread by tabloid magazines, legit news organizations reported the divorce filing as caused by "irreconcilable differences" instead of infidelity

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>>38820636

Put 2 and 2 together...

http://hollywoodlife.com/2010/11/24/co-sleeping-attachment-parenting-expert-advice-angelina-jolie-brad-pitt/

>Celebrities Like Angelina Jolie Are Co-Sleeping With their Kids! How Do You Feel About The 'Family Bed'?

http://hollywoodlife.com/2016/09/20/angelina-jolie-brad-pitt-sleeping-different-beds-divorce-split/

>Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt: Sleeping In Different Beds For A 'Long Time'

Brad. Got. Cucked. By. Wife's. Son.

Fight Club aesthetics BTFO

If theres anything to learn from this is:

Even if you a Brad fucking Pitt, DO NOT PUT YOUR PENIS IN CRAZY

you cant change the CRAZY, you cant reason with CRAZY.

>>38820622

Theres obvious mental illness in just that article title alone. Jolie is shit

>>38820711
apparently this incident may have been ignited by revelations of infidelity.

>>38820909
Sticking your dick in crazy is fine, just don't get married to the cunt.

>>38820612
>/fit/ - Health and Fitness
>>>/pol/

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>be brad pitt
>get cucked by ugly gook son
>tfw

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>>38820746
>wife's son
>isn't actually her son

I still don't understand why he would leave Aniston for Jolie
She's younger, waaaayy hotter, and seems like she'd be more of a feminine qt who loves and cooks for you rather than Jolie who looks like a domineering BDSM bitch

>>38821671

I dunno. Jolie seems like a nice person to be honest.

>>38821685
She seems like a genuine nice woman who has some mental disorder desu, adopting half of africa and a third of asia isn't really reasonable

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>>38821775
>giving the less fortunate a better life
>mental disorder

anon... I dont think that word means what u think it means...

Where is the part where the son cucks on her?

>>38820612
She's got a mommy fetish.
Anyone who looks or acts like a son or is emotionally vulnerable and needs matronly care makes her melt and soak through her panties.

>>38822056
Yeah, especially when you have the resources to do it.

>>38822056
Altruism is a mental disorder tbqh

He never lifted

>>38821611
>Asian Masculinity

>>38820612
>>38820746
>celebrity gossip websites
you will never make it anon, you always have and always will be a failure

>>38822056
she could send them money so they dont have to leave theyr families instead of adopting them so she can stroke her ego

>>38821671
Aniston is ugly with a man voice
There's a reason why she STILL isn't married

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>tfw even brad pitt was no match for his wifes son

>>38822240
Orphan = no family.
Are you fucking retarded?
Do you think she swooped in and bought children who had families or something?

>>38822827
I actually thought i read somewhere one of the families tried to prevent her from adopting or some shit

>>38820677
>be Brad
>have best facial genetics and body for normies
>multimillionaire and award winning actor
>marry who i think is my femal equal
>she adopts a bunch of shitskins
>gets her tits removed

A man can only take so much, if I was brad I wouldn't get married though its a meme even for him, especially for him. Dicaprio has the right idea

>Being Cuckasian in 2016

HAHAHAHAHA
Even Brad Pitt got cucked by some scrawny gook. How the fuck can the rest of you compare?

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>>38822056
There are other indicators of her being mentally abnormal

>pic related

>>38822929
Had to Google this:

Thats her brother

>>38823211
Bullshit!

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>>38824903
It's true, m8. Happened more than once
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3798877/Vials-blood-knife-play-kissing-brother-lesbian-flings-sexual-kindergarten-bizarre-history-Angelina-Jolie-s-love-life.html

>>38824999
What a weird family.

>>38822929
>>38824999

well now i really do feel bad for Brad

hot so hot incest

>>38820612
This is just what you get for marrying a crazy chick

>>38820612
Yeah seriously like what the fuck is with that weird little hairy Asian man that's always with them like what the fuck is that

It's like the ugliest possible Asian with the prettiest whitest "parents"

>>38821671
>yfw
>Aniston is older
>has a potato nose
>has a man chin

>>38825654
>still has boobs
>still has a vagina
>doesn't keep a hairy old Asian man in her bed

>>38822854
That's Madonna, retard.

>>38820665
It is LITERALLY impossible to cuck a woman, retard.
>>38820612
>lift until you have a godly body
lol wut

>>38820612
What te hell is filthyfrank doing there?

>>38821671
Brad now deserves a hot chick in her 20s, not this old hags. He should follow DiCaprio ways...

>>38821671
Because she ages like shit, she looks like Iggy Pop now.

>>38820622
She's not saying he's her favourite, she just said they have a lot in common.

>4chan looking for reasons to call women crazy
what a surprise

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>>38822193
This. Someone gets it.

Altruism is a scam.

>>38822872
Anon... DiCaprio is gay.

>>38822929
She openly admitted her problem with substance abuse and mental disease.

She also turned it all around and gracefully became the goddamn mother theresa of calcutta. Even Brad himself came out on interviews to say how hard it had all been for her, and how impressive it was that she improved so much.

NONE OF THIS IS NEWS.

most famous actors must have some kind of mental illness so they can fake themselves all the time easily.

>>38826827
Once you reach this level you never stop acting. I bet Brad and Angelina even act to each other.

>>38820612
Brad Pitt is a constantly drunk stoner with low IQ. Not exactly a /fit/ role model.

>>38826748
>Shhhh
>They still think 3/4ths of the guys in hollywood are straight. Let them dream.

Nah bro DiCaprio is a total pussyhound. He loves the vagina!

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>>38824999
Their dad is John Voight, of course they had a fucked up youth.

There's not a single doubt that Jen's mom got knocked up by Iggy when she was a groupie/prostitute btw. One of the reasons why Jen hates her mom.

>>38826783
>mother theresa
That bitch was crazy though. She would force people to suffer and withhold medicine so they could be martyrs.

>>38827189
>Once you reach this level you never stop acting.
I've always been curious if actors especially method actors were more or less susceptible to personality and identity disorders.

>>38820612
you should only be lifting for traditional Catholic and or Orthodox girls

>>38822056
she's said in an interview that she has to cut herself during sex since it isn't intense enough. if that isn't a mental disorder i dont know what is.