Gym Stories

This isn't funny, sad, nor interesting.

>>38808895
How is this shit even remotely funny ?

>>38808895
Atleast you tried mate..

>>38808895

I feel bad, for your pathetic excuse at a thread...

>>38808895
kill yourself

>>38808909
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>>38809085

yall dont know a good story when you see one

This is the kind of story that comes about when people have nothing interesting in their lives to talk about but desperately want to talk to others. Feel sad for op desu

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>>38810592
I am well acquainted with that feel

>>38808895
???????

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>>38808895
I enjoyed this story

>>38809145
How far is your head up your ass, OP?

>doing squats
>finish up and move the bar behind the squat rack to do stiff leg deads
>no one is in the gym and there is another squat rack anyways so don't think anything of it
>new girl I've never seen before working out
>I took a box for box jumps to sit on right behind the squat rack and bar to rest
>she comes over and asks if I'm using the squat rack, say no
>..look over and the other squat rack is empty..don't know why she didn't use that one
>starts working out
>I alternate with her so she isn't weirded out that I'm right behind her with my face eye level with her ass basically when I'm about to lift off
>setting up when I notice her setting up as well...well fuck I'm not stopping and looking like a sperge so just continue
>about to lift off, look up and she's squatting in my face, look in mirror and she's staring right at me
>I literally deadlift while staring at her through the mirror
>we both finish, she turns around then kinda jokingly asks if she's bothering me.

>>38810671
damn hoe is thirsty as fuck

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>>38810671

>not replying with: ''you are bothering him'' and start pelvic thrustin' towards her

baka

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>>38808895
p-part two senpai

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>>38810592
hahaha I know r-right?

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>>38810671
>doing squats
>see cute sorta thicc but still nice body grill
>catch her staring at me through the mirror at least five times
>I smile
>she smiles back
>didn't try talking to her
>went home and watched anime for five hours before going to bed

2D>3D

>spend an hour in gym
>crushing squats, murdering deadlifts
>Middle aged dyel guy comes in
>stretches on the benches
>lowers bar and stretches on the smith machine
>piles some pl8s on top of each other and stretches
>goes to the yoga area, stretches out on the floor
>stretches up against some machines
>after 40 mins he leaves

??? ???

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>see a guy wearing some shirt that says "Mind Muscle Together Healthy Body"
>lol k
>he sets up for diddlies
>banana back deadlifts 255lbs for 5
>each rep getting worse and worse
>in between every set he grimaces while doing hip circles

>>38808895
why the fuck do all body builders turns into googles for shows?

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Y'all niggas don't even know ghettolifts till you've been to lifetime mississauga

>>38811587
It makes me smile to think of all the pain and suffering he's setting himself up for by egoliftjng

>>38811675

905?