Running everywhere

>>38806062
this is legitimate autism

/autism/ general >>>38806062

>>38806062

same
people are ridiculously slow and when I can't weave through slow crowds it really winds me up until I wanna start swinging my way through

WHY ARE PEOPLE SO FAT AND DULL AND SLOW
YOU ARE THE PRODUCT OF A MILLION GENERATIONS OF APES KILLING THEIR WAY TO THE TOP NOW JUMP UP AND FUCKING ACT LIKE IT

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>>38806062
>be me
>at convenience store, just picking up some ice cream for later (dat bulk)
>hear heavy footsteps
>labored breathing
>rustling backpack
>oh for fucks sake, it's the running man again
>pants his way into shop, his business shirt and trousers are dripping with sweat
>grabs two loaves of bread, gasps his way through small talk with clerk
>liberally flicks sweat into all nearby surfaces
>ties the loaves to his backpack straps and proceeds to sprint out of the store, bread swinging in mesmerizing pendulous arcs as he goes
>flock of pigeons circling overhead, waiting for their chance

Accidentally put my ice cream down in his fucking sweat puddle, and my bike is now covered in pigeoon shit.

God I hate running man

You are a more autistic Forest Gump

>>38806138
fucking kek

>>38806062

we did this in the army, it's a guarantied way of losing weight

but is not autistic in that ambit

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>>38806062
>tfw you can't do this because a cop will shoot you

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>>38806062
wtf

>>38806138

*gifts reddit gold*

>>38806062
Why didn't you put the bread IN the backpack?