So shirtless pic on tinder? yes? no? 10% bf btw

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>>38803750

Why is she dressed that way if she's not looking for hookups?

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>>38803759
>actually believing her
she's not looking for hookups.. from guys she doesn't wanna hook up with

>>38803759
Pay for play

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>>38803759
>>38803783
>>38803786
srs should I use a shirtless pic?

>>38803750
>white person
>dreads
Wake me from my slumber

>>38803786

ahhhhh

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>>38803750
100% yes just don't use a mirror selfie and you're gucci

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>>38803797
if you got abs then flaunt that shit homie

remember this is a sexual meat market, show those bitches what you got no nonsense

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>>38803786
DELETE THIS

>>38803816
What is that bio Jesus Christ

>>38803750
>tinder
No.

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>>38803816
>100% yes just don't use a mirror selfie and you're gucci

>tfw no friends so I have no good pics

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>>38803800
>BRBR HUEHUE
>white

>>38803797
>18 with a kid
>Wants to find another sucker to lock down in to marriage before having sex
fucking kek

>>38803797
fucking lmao
the worst thing is that she will probably find a sucker, assuming this is the US

>>38803829
As weird as it is, it seems to work. I think girls like it because it beats the more boring bios

>>38803797
Only if you're at a beach.

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>>38803816

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>>38803797
>that bio

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i got about 100 matches in a month travelling around europe with dis photo, only used it to find good places to see and go out to but whatever.

>>38803838
Bitch looks like Michael Jackson

>>38803797
If you are aesthetic you can fuck her.

Wimenz always use the "not looking feir sex", its just an excuse to shoot down ugly dudes and betasm

>>38803816

That first pic would be perfect IF you had a friend in the picture too and blurred out their face.

>>38804192
>Dog isn't a friend
What is this feel

TFW not rich

>>38804192
Who took the photo brah?

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>>38803759
Because she wants to?

Women can dress however the hell they want. Don't assume anything about her you fucking pig. She feels sexy, so good for her. She should be allowed to feel sexy and she should be allowed to wear whatever she wants. Don't judge her.

And if you do judge her you're the problem with this society. She probably has a master degree in Math while you are still living at home with mommy and daddy. My gf's wear suff like this all the time and me and my gf's second partner enjoys it

So yeah
seriously fuck you

>>38803750

Yes if you're looking to smash, have a funny bio as well that makes ot clear you wanna smash but are a fun guy at the same time.

>only looking for girls interested in seeing candy shops
>i am an architect and i have a bone for you to inspect
>not gonna lie we gon fuck

>>38803750
My first picture is of my portaging a canoe. Whenever I've asked girls about it they just said you can def have shirtless first pic but it should be of you doing something or somewhere that it's appropriate to be shirtless (i.e. beach)

>>38804264
is this pasta

>>38804306
Aussie women are fuckingg trash, literally worse than American women. NZ women are the worst tho.

>>38804306
fucking crazy eyes, she must fuck like a champ thou.

>>38804306

Are your eyes as crazy ass the puss?

>>38804264
I ALMOST took the bait. Well played anon, well played.

>>38803816
mirin physique
routine?

>>38803816
your bio is straight autism looking good otherwise. you bulking this winter?

>>38803992
>self respect not required

>>38804695
It's not supposed to be good though. And I would have but actually these past few weeks have been so bad for me with stress I haven't been able to eat a full meal at all

>>38804688
PPL and SL gave me the best results

>>38803911
Is it true tho?
No judging just wondering

>>38803750
No, only if you're doing something that requires being shirtless and it's your hobby, like swimming or surfing. Otherwise you look like a douche.

>>38804339
>>38804352
Is this what crazy eyes are?

I'm a fag, and there's some dude at work that sorta has the same eyes, that I want to fuck.

Do I bail out?

>>38804306
tfw you see another gold coaster on /fit/

>>38804146
.. Wat?
That beautiful girl does not resemble Michael Jackson in any way, if anything she looks like Lucy Liu. You should get your eyes checked my friend..

>>38803783
this

"not looking for hookups" is just a passive aggressive way to avoid guys you're not interesting in fucking. because we live in a society where people hate honesty and confrontation of any sort

>>38804337
:(

>Looking for anything other then hookups on tinder while wearing slutty clothing.


Thank you for validating your autism, have a good day.

>swipes left

>>38803816
You're hot.

>>38804337
>Aussie women worse than americans
Senpai...

>>38803816
Can you post that pic full size? Pls

>>38803992
Sup Seattle bro, that bitch popped up on my OkCupid matches too lmao

>>38804264
2/10 made me post

>>38804264
>me and my gf's second partner
Kek
I get your point anon. Women are nothing but whores.

>>38803797
>that bio
>on tinder
>on tinder
ON
>TINDER

LMAO

>>38804771
No. The phrase "never stick your dick in crazy" only applies if he/she knows how to find you afterwards. Also, use protection; srs.

>>38803911

it got a chuckle out of me. that's more than most bios do

>>38805068

This
Tinder dosen't gibe your second name. Neither should you
Pump and dump

>>38804306
Ugh! What a cunt.

>>38803838
Looks like 80% Michael Jackson and 20% PJ Harvey.

>>38803750

Only betafags use Tinder.

Been on Tinder for 6 months and have 1000 matches, just make sure the shirtless pic isn't taken by you.

>>38804771
>at work

Bail out for this reason, not the eyes. Do not shit where you eat. Everyone thinks their case will be fine.

It never is.

>>38804337
>NZ women are the worst tho.
Sadly i'm beginning to think it's true

>>38803992
I don't understand. Why is this somehow hypocritical when she said she had all of it, too?

She's just expecting the same lifestyle she's living

>>38805630
b/c she's a 4/10

>>38805630
She's fat ugly and living in a dump.

>>38803816

>that 3rd pic

did you do a photoshoot with your dog? That is weird as fuck.

>>38805636
What does that have to do with anything when she said that she has everything she's also looking for?

Wouldn't you ask the same of a girl?

>>38805636
What if the dude is a 4/10, owns a shitty hovel and drives a 97 camry?

>>38803816
is that your fucking guide dog? Are you legitimately autistic?

>>38804820
ayylmao, wanna come over and chill on my balcony

>>38804990
thanks whoever you are

>>38805028
which one? i'm assuming the first?

>>38805641
naw this was just taken from my girlfriend (at the time) camera, now whenever people ask about the dog i just say i dog sit

>>38805745
see above

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>>38805928

>>38805941
>he fell for the marry and have kids meme

top goy

>>38805941
Nice bulge anon, what's your girth? 22"?

>>38806076
my sides

>>38804337
Plenty of male bogans out there too. Maybe the majority...

>>38806087
kek

>>38803750
Try and get a shirtless pic in while doing something that requires you to be shirtless, or most people would be shirtless doing, like playing volleyball on the beach with friends, swimming, etc. Otherwise it's just going to be seen as vain by a lot of girls, especially if you're not that impressive.

>>38804240
What is a timer brah?

>>38804264
>This is what passes as acceptable bait on this aite in 2016
We truly are worse than reddit

>>38803816
You are one of the best bodies I see in cbt threads.
Love the pale+blonde look

>>38806076
I have neither of those things tho

>>38806087
lul nice

>>38806172
girl took it which is arguably worse to have in a photo on tinder

>>38806210
thanks famm

>>38805941
>>38805928
Fuuark breh, I look like an Auschwitz version of you.
Savv'd for goal body and goal tinder.

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>>38805928
>i just say i dog sit

TOP KEK

>>38804264
This is indeed a good bait anon!
posting Theseus with the head of Medusa make it unfortunately obvious.
Well played kido

>>38803816
>>38803911
>>38805928
>>38805941
>>38806224
>prometheus
Is this the real you?
Thought you left along time ago.

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>>38803816
bio 11/10

>>38806910
I left for awhile, but I am back for now at least

>>38806974
I remember seeing some old pics of you and you looked bigger and more defined. Am i crazy or have you been slacking?

>>38804264

>gf's second partner

Overplayed your hand. I like it though, overall very solid bait

>>38805667
nah, cause my affection is related to material possessions or tangible achievements.

being fat, ugly, and with no sense of style, as in pic; you shouldn't be listing off what you want like a fucking itinerary.

this cunt needs to get a fucking clue, or aim lower. she acting like she a 10 when homegirl is fighting to be a 4

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>>38804306

>>38806984
My tinder pictures are quite old, I don't get nicer photos taken that often that show off the body as much

>>38807156
Under selling your body so the hoes are even more turned on during the big reveal?

>>38804264
I know a guy from Facebook who unironically post shit like this everyday. All his posts have at least 100 likes from girls and he has a qt girlfriend. He is like a real life SJW, goes to meetings and that stuff.

>>38807302
I bet he's a cuck too.

>>38804771
>>38805340
He is absolutely right gay Anon!

>>38803759

not looking for hookups with ugly people

>>38805630
>>38805667
Also keep in mind that having a degree, not a job, is what she mentions. Meaning it's likely she has a useless degree in fine arts or something, and is expecting the man to have a serious degree and a good job.

>>38804264
Next time just leave off the "my gf's sexond partner" bit. It's still pretty obvious bait because you go really heavy on the feminism stuff, which is almost never seen in seriousness on this site, but it would probably get an angry reply or two before someone said "nice bait faggot".

>>38804306
>that angle
>large breasts
She is fat

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>>38803816
cute doggo

>>38804306
Is that the mongs sister?

>>38803759
Hook ups are free
She's probably expecting to get paid

I know I would desu if I was hot I'd be selling this pussy in such prolific and enthusiastic manner I'd be able to buy several businesses and retire by the time I'm 35

>>38803750

that's mos def a stripjoint chaning room. she's a hooker working tinder.

>>38803992
Omg thiiiiiccccc

tinder advice?

i seem to get decent matches, but the conversation is killing me

this one girl opened the convo with me but now it's just me asking her questions and her giving short vapid answers that dont lead to any other conversation

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>>38804264

>me and my gf's second partner enjoys it

I smiled

>>38803816
Mirin dog and straight alpha bio

>>38804264

You fucking white knight. Yeah there's nothing wrong with women dressing however they want BUT if you think she's not looking to fuck you're denying the intrinsic nature of ALL women and ignoring her very clear signals.

This doesn't mean she'll fuck anyone but I guarantee she's hooked up with a guy or two from Tinder. Only those worthy.

>>38804203

Mans best friend.

>>38804240

Wasn't insulting the guy it's to improve his profile because then it looks less staged. Plus if the friend is smaller...less fit he'd look even better by comparison

>>38808205
Not all women disrespect their bodies and want to fuck. Just because most men are pigs doesn't mean women have to be

>>38808288
Why is having sex disrespecting your body, bud?

>>38808328
Because your body is a temple. If a female wishes to withhold sex, she is respecting it. The more sex a guy has, the dirtier the mind he probably has as well

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>>38808205
>calls him a white knight
>agrees with his opinion about women

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>>38803816
You sicken me

>>38808340
Smokers, drinkers, people who spend time getting a tan and those who drive a car (that's dangerous yo) are disrespecting their bodies too I guess then?

>>38807210
Yeah somewhat though not entirely intentional I'll admit

Also

>tfw you might be getting the feels for your fwb

I didn't want to get on this ride guys, I wish I didn't give a fuck I truly do

>>38808165
meet outside asap

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>>38803750
>not looking for hookups
>mfw

I just opened tinder and found I got two super likes with a couple of pretty cute girls. The problem is that neither of them have much written in their bio or interesting pictures so I don't know how to open the topic. Is this the time to drop some dumb ass pick up line to break the ice?

>>38809472
yes
that's how it goes nowadays bro, they're on tinder for a reason, no need in holding back

>>38809507
I just dropped two pretty bold pickup lines so let's see if anything pans out of it. The brown girl kinda has an evil eye but I'd love to take her to pound town so I held back a bit with her. Any more advice?

>>38809732
You used the triangle one didn't you.

>>38809732
>The brown girl
I seriously hope her last name is brown, otherwise you done fucked up son

>>38803750
>not looking for hookups
>don't waste my time
dude wat
dat body tho

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>>38804264
YOU GO GIRL!

>>38809857
Nah, I told the white girl I'm going to break every seat in town so the only place to sit is my lap. I was going to say "so the only place to sit is on my cock" but I thought that might be a bit strong. What is the triangle one?

>>38809904
Nope, she's a qt Hispanic chick. Has kind of an evil eye going but she's short, has a banging body, and her lips would look great around my cock so she checks all my boxes.

>>38805941
Height? Weight?
Lifts?

>>38809948
>Nope
Son i am dissapoint...but good for you i guess

>>38807837
This.
I always assume they're fat.
They hide it so well I feel like fucking Sherlock Holmes trying to figure it out.
I've learned some tricks, the most useful one is to look at the arms, also if the bio is unusually long (>6-7 sentences) there's a 98% chance that she's fat or at least nuts.

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>>38806195
It is true.

>>38809987
Well its logical
If she isnt fat or crazy then why is she single?

>>38806470
>Theseus

>>38810086
well around 30-40% of the girls in my area are tourists or erasmus students who just came here without knowing anyone and they just need to meet people.
Tinder works better if you're in a city with high traffic.
You can't complain either, if you just hook up with a crazy girl and never call her again you won't suffer the consequences of her madness.

>>38803750

fire sales on tinder

>>38810164
I havent tried tinder and i dont really want to, doesnt seem like something i need in life because id rather try to pick up girls IRL than on tinder since tinder and online in general seem to be flooded with bots, catfishing and girls who are just out for an ego strok

I mean its cool that they do these things but im looking to hook up and tinder seems like shit for this

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>>38809055

i actually tried this, with another girl who initiated the convo, i thought she was really keen because she replied fast. but we had a strange exchange

(paraphrasing)
me: are you free for a drink this week?
her: how tall are you?
me: 5'11"
her: aw that's alright
me: lol what's your cutoff?
her: 5'10 lol
me: cool, so when are you free?
*radio silence*

maybe i came on too strong, but at first i thought she was blowing me off but i asked a friend who is a girl what the hell she meant and she told me to go for it... i guess practice makes perfect.

>>38808179
hahah nice use of photo srs

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Her bio said 17m

>>38803750
Shirtless pic or don't even bother.

>>38810187
well, I'm not gonna lie to you, if you get 10 matches, you only get to keep a conversation going with 3 or 4 of them, and you'll only get to score with one or two.
At least that was my experience so far, I've been using it for two months now, can't complain though, because I occasionally fuck with my ex.

>>38805941
what dog race is that?
Also where is that pic taken?

>>38810451
From what i picture if youre a man you get maybe 1-2 matches every six months and they are both bots
But i dont have time to fuck around with that bullshit now, got a company to build

>>38810534
no no no no no
You get way more man, I got 12 in 9 weeks, 5 of them in the last week because I uploaded a picture of me surfing and that seems to turn them on

>>38803750
Idk. I'm definitely not 10% bf but I've still been getting 1-2 matches a day with just one picture of my face on there. I should really get some pics with friends but I just never think to do it if I'm out with them

>>38810594
Im quite the boring guy
All i do is work, lift, study and have my hobbies but nothing cool like surfing
I dont have a dog either which seems to be nessecary

>>38805941
that's like the perfect pic to hook up with girls. how many girls wanted to fuck because of it?

>>38808598
Bro you need to stop talking to your fwb, switch fwb for at least 6 weeks, then you can go back to your first fwb. Feels will be gone guaranteed

>>38803816

>blocks out name
>leaves name uncensored in bio

Hey Jim. Mirin your gains.

>>38810793
>>38809966
pls respond Prometheus

>>38809974
Why are you disappointed? I don't buy into the /pol/ racist shit, and I'm already mixed race beyond redemption from their eyes so there's no reason not to. If you guys wanna all compete for a bunch of 4/10 chubsters just to have a white woman then knock yourself out m8.