>I need a strong student to help me move something

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Sorry ma'am, I was just helping out Mr. Dick

>>38801227
>expect me to do cardio
Nah bitch

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>>38801227
> women over 25

>>38801248
retard

>>38801248

legitimately not going to make it

>>38801248
>spotted the virgin

>>38801290
>>38801307
>>38801330
Didn't know there were so many post-wall women on /fit/. Angelina Jolie pls go

>>38801330
>>38801307
>>38801290
what's happening here?

>>38801248
Absolutamente Asqueroso

>>38801248
>image.jpg

Has there ever been even a decent post from an applefag?

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>teacher asks who here goes to the gym
>dont put my hand up

*walks into class late*

>>38801382
30-40 is fuck me years
40+ is MILFhunters.com

You're literally eliminating 67% of all women by going for nothing older than 25

>alright, now hit the container with the metal rods as hard and as fast as possible for a minute
>you look strong enough, should be easy
>NO HIT IT HARDER YOU WANT TO PACK THE SAND AS DENSELY AS POSSIBLE
>WHAT YOU CANT ANYMORE ITS ONLY BEEN 30 SECONDS

>>38801227
>tfw materials professor actually gave me extra credit on my final exam for running up and down 6 flights of stairs to go and get the atheltic scholarship guys (read: niggers) from the usual classroom
Pased that bitch with like 104%

>>38801559
>Pased
America I see

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>>38801248
>work at a tanning salon
>see tons of foxy wymyn every day
>women 27-32 are in their prime
>see this
>mfw

>>38802970
>believing a womens prime is 27-32

ISHYGDDT

tfw always was one of those people

the most ebin part of it is that i'm not incredibly muscular, I'm just tall, broad-shouldered, and fat