>enter the gym >cute guy hogging the only squat rack

Sorry, you can stare at my ass till I finish!

>>38800823
That was literally me this evening, except I'm not cute.

>>38800855
do straightfags enjoy homo mires?

>>38802238
Some do, the insecure ones don't. Mires are an ego boost, regardless of gender.

>be straight
>just want a homo to suck my dick and then vanish and never tell anyone

Wtf?

>>38800823
>mind if I work in with you
Is this really that hard?

>>38802361
You mean like at the same time and naked?

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>>38802277
>>be straight
>wants to do homo stuff

>>38802238
Yea those are a huge ego boost, but most of my mires come in the form of timid Chinese women spilling their spaghetti in front of me. Why did I major in mathematics..

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>>38803561
>have fetish for 4/10 chinese girls
>walk into math student association meeting
>mfw

>>38800823
>not booking squat rack in advance.

>leg extensions
>legs stay the same size

>>38803931
>decline bench
>do it anyway

>>38803969
>Romanian deadlift
>Alive in rome

>>38804698
>in rome
kek

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Did you get a whiff?

>>38803827

Dude you're freakin set man. I wish my fetishes were that easy to satisfy

>tfw no crazy hot single surfer girls