>Deadlift >The bar never was alive to begin with

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>>38797376

>deadlift
>dead inside

oh nvm it's actually perfect

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>Clean and jerk
>Who cleans before he jerks off?

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>chin up
>my chin is at a 90 degree angle when I perform the exercise

>Dragon flag
>didn't transform into a dragon
>or a flag

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>plank
>actually a person

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>High bar squat
>Completely sober

>>38797376
>flies
>actually standing on ground

>>38797376

>sit-ups
>lie down then sit up

>>38797376
>squat
>security guard kicked me out at closing time

>>38797376
>french press
>get shot

>lift for girls
>still no gf

>row
>no ores or boat

>>38797376
>Pullovers
>But I do it wearing a double-breasted suit

>curls
>hair stays straight

>bench press
>not pressing the bench

>>38797376
>Cop signals me to pullover
>I grab the passenger seat dumbbell
>Crash the car

>>38797798
>die jacque'd

>snatch
>still a virgin

>skullcrushers
>actually crushing my elbows

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>>38797866
>not pushing the bench relatively to the bar
>making it
pick one

>good mornings
>during the evening

>decline press
>do them anyway

>Extentions
>No fake hair

>smith machine barbell flys
>but i'm not flying

>>38797376

>manlet
>not even a man

>>38797376
>ab crunches
>still not feeling full

>chin ups
>still depressed

>>38797414

That was lazy and you should feel bad

>>38797376
>military press
>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>38798188
underrated

>>38798014
kek

>>38798412
Is there any logical reason why you would fucking say that post is underrated? Has anybody expressed any kind of dissatisfaction or criticism at all against it? Are you delusional? Are you reading replies that are nonexistent? Maybe you come from communities with voting systems, but there is literally no way that you could know what other people think of that post you just replied to here. Maybe it's psychological. Maybe it's your own post you're replying to, like a 12 year old fucktard liking his own facebook posts thinking his swelling autism is going unnoticed. Maybe your self esteem depends on you tricking yourself into thinking someone out there thinks your post is worth something. Or maybe you are just a retard, the worst kind of retard, the one who thinks he's smart, the one who thinks he's the only one to have gotten the joke, to have understood the post. Well, guess what, faggot, that post is under no definition underrated so why don't you do the world a favor and go check out what the bottom of your toilet seat smells like?

>>38798517
I kinda agree with the anon. This thread has a lot of really great, clever responses. Part of /fit/ is striving for the best, even when shitposting.

Happy lifting anon.

>does planks
>Grubby buccaneers force each other to walk on me for mutiny

>>38797376
>decline bench press
>do it anyway

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>>38798131
>barbell flys

>do goodmornings
>actually work out at night

>that first sip of the day

>>38798517
Don't you ever, EVER respond to my thread again unless you're going to say something constructive. I have had it up to here with you jackasses ruining this board because of what you think are 'smart' or 'funny' comments, when really you're just trying to hide your own insecurities by belittling someone on the internet. Why? What exactly do you gain from it? Don't you realise that the posts you respond to have REAL people behind them? Real people that don't deserve the bullshit you think is acceptable to throw in their faces? Did your parents not teach you any decency or basic manners? Whatever the case, it ends NOW. It's time you little brats learned a thing or two about respect. If I catch you pulling this sort of shit again, believe me, there will be hell to pay.

>>38798660
Shut the fuck up, I hate your fucking guts. I hate you, your "clever" "observations", as well as your stupid fucking autistic face. I hate you and everyone else involved in this thread, I hope your miserable life full of "epic" moments on an internet imageboard ends painfully slow. I pray to God every night that there will be another holocaust full of people like you. I want a belligerent country to experiment on you, get invaded by a larger country that steals the research your pain created and uses it toward gassing other people like you. When they throw your stupid body in a ditch I will take your retard brain and revive you just to torture you. You'll be seeing me in your nightmares kid.

>low bar squat
>im not a manlet

>>38798406
Hearty kek

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>shrugs
>I know the answer

>>38797376
>Lunges
bud ids only 09:30 XD

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>>38799007

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>>38799007

>>38798115
>>38798188


kekisimo

>>38798517
And thus a new pasta was born?

>skull crushers
>cranium intact

>calf raises and farmer walks
>I live in the city with no time to walk

>All machines for shoulders are being used.
>*shrugs*

>mat pulls
>I'm doing all the work

>>38797816
>ores
Oars m8

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>>38798636

>Nordic hamstrings
>My hamstrings are Jewish