>that first meal of the day

>>38793939
is that mold on your fries?

>that first heart attack of the day

need more beans for maximus fart gains

>>38793950
>fries
Those are chips and no, it's not. It's a black bit from the potato. Do you get all your "fries" from McDonald's you poor Amerifag? Never made "fries" before, no? No, you haven't, have you? No...

You're in the UK I recognise a great traditional meal when I see one m8.

>>38794612

Sure am lad

>>38793950
>>38794411

fucking lold

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Those beans come out of a can? What's with the wateriness? Is it soup? Maybe you're supposed to use a bowl. Are there instructions on the can?

What is that brown tumor on the left?

fucking hell why so many beans

how can u eat it like that all in one place? Id spill that shit everywhere
just get 2 plates is it too hard to wash the dishes?

Should I eat beans from the can without doing anything to them? Can a britlad help? I had those Heinz beans once, and liked them.

>>38794875
lol thats how canned beans should look like

>>38793939

Every time I go to England I think its going to be wonderful until I realize this is considered a "well balanced" breakfast.

Also 7/10 no fried toast

This is typical white english people dinner, this is what they eat every day. if those miserable white cracker fucks decide to spice it up they add some smiley face potatoes and turkey dinosaurs. fucking disgusting race of people

>>38797364
>>38797364
kek

>>38793939
where's the black pud? in that pastry?

>>38793939
>that first carb load to start off the day

>>38797364
>white english

what other type of English person is there, darkie?

>>38793939
better be maple style beans

>>38793939

>eating 1pl8 first set

>not eating 2pl8 first set

enjoy your no gains

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>first meal of the day

>>38793939
7/10 bean to chip ratio is way off, also that pastie looks small so no max protein gains on the minced beef which I guess them beans might make up for

>>38793939
Dude, i'm gonna type as sober as possible, that honestly looks fcking pathetic and digusting compared to my meal. and I'm being one hundred percent serious. Sorry we dont cook sht that was perviously in cans. you're a fuking joke dude, and im dead fuking serious. gert areal family that cooks good food, drinks beer and wine and winecoolers and has a good fuking time, and has a milliondollar house on the beach, im seriously.. dont eever potst your fuking poverty dinner on these forums ever the fuk again bro, and by bro i mean never my bro, fuking phaggot.

>>38798875
Oh man im cutting right now fuuuck

>>38798908

>misc

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>>38798804
The winning kind

I clicked on the thread because I saw chips, beans, and a pasty. Nice one OP.

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Beancurd ribs

>>38799040
looks overcooked

>>38799141

Nah famalam that's the marinade

Shits tasty man but you pretty much need a shower after eating them

I hate when my food touches

>>38797364
>white english
So English? Fucking paki twat

>>38799186
Probably a heart transplant too

>>38794627
Wew

>>38799249

Protip; take the skin layer off the ribs before you roast them - it'll allow the fat to drain better

>>38799219
I didn't know 7 year olds browsed /fit/.

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>>38793939
>that first dank (XD) maymay of the dayday

>>38797309
nah, you're not heating them up long enough

probably microwave them don't you? lmao

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>>38794411
Your meal looks disgusting and you didn't make those fries nigger, you defrosted and microwaved.

>>38793939
OI GOVNAH AV YEW GOT A BIT OF TEA FOR DA QUEEN M8 DONT FORGET TO BIN DAT KNOIFE WHOILE YOUHR AT ET

>>38793939
Baked beans are nice but they're also kind of shitty. Like they couldn't sneak their way into a fancy meal without being kicked out by meal security

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>>38793939
OP are you even trying? Every TRUE /fit/izen knows that pic related is god-tier.

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>>38793939

>british garbage

if you're gonna eat british at least eat a sausage-bacon-egg muffin with 3-5 pieces of black pudding and some eggs on the side.

And protein powder with milk.

top kek most english brekky ive seen in a while

You need more chips though. What you gonna mop up the bean juice with?

Needs mayo with the ketchup to make pink sauce

Also I bet youre northern

>>38802473
Reported

>>38797364
>disgusting
Yeah, too bad their ability to conquer the shit out of the world (and probably cuck your ancestors) was not hampered at all by their cooking.

Besides, a nice pie & gravy with mash and some greens is god tier. So is most Sunday roast.

>>38798875
C'EST UNE POUTINE, PAS DE "TATERS AND CHEERS", TABARNAK DE TAPETTE FUCKING ANGLO, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Surprisingly delicious though.

>>38802568
>conquer the shit out of the world
I can't think of any other country that had success with conquering and yet is utterly disgusting... oh wait, how about the ottoman empire? You products of incest still think the english language is widely used because of 'dominance' and not because it's the simplest shit out there.

>>38794411
Holy shit dude, I bet that entire meal came out of the microwave. You didn't make shit, you just bought the cheapest bag you could find and tossed it in the microwave for 3 minutes, couldn't even afford to fucking bake em.

>>38802473
you're that Canadian guy from /int/ right?

>>38802629
English isn't the simplest shit out there that would he mandarin. If it's so easy why do so many people have problems with it?

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>>38802629
stop being so salty lad, some people just end up having a lesser lineage

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>>38798875

Une poutine*

>>38802235
haha fuck im probably going to buy one of these now because of this stupid shit

>>38793939
That meal looks looks like total dog shit.

Why do britbongs suck so bad at cooking???

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>>38793939

>>38802568
wrong nigel

they conquered the world precisely because their food sucked cock

if all I had to eat every day was bangers and mash I would ravage the local populace for new things to eat

>>38802671
t. chang ping wung

>>38798875
Taters and cheese wtf hahahahahaha

>>38803959

Don't knock it until you've tried it.

>>38804403
p sure that guy was laughing at the name

>>38802288

>that comment on the screen

kek

>>38804411

Ah, in that case all is forgiven.

Dude, i’m gonna type as sober as possible, that honestly looks fcking pathetic and digusting compared to my meal. and I’m being one hundred percent serious. Sorry we dont cook sht that was perviously in cans. you’re a fuking joke dude, and im dead fuking serious. gert areal family that cooks good food, drinks beer and wine and winecoolers and has a good fuking time, and has a milliondollar house on the beach, im seriously.. dont eever potst your fuking poverty breakfast on these forums ever the fuk again bro, and by bro i mean never my bro, fuking phaggot.

>>38804433
>french diaspora stirring shit up again
go eat your wine and froglegs elsewhere faggot

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pizza is the alpha and the omega