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How to lower testosterone levels?

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whats up /fit/, so I am going to the doctor to get my levels checked in a week and I want to make my Testosterone levels as low as possible so he will prescribe me some gear

so far my ideas are
> drink a ton of alcohol
> smoke a ton of weed
> take a lot of stimulants like caffeine and adderall
> get less than 6 hours of sleep each night
> dont sleep at all the night before
> stop all exercise
> eat a ton of processed shit like candy and fast food
> go on a low fat and low protein diet
> eat a lot of licorice
any more suggestions?
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Go on gear and come of.

100% chance of working.
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Eat candy with licorice, that shit is suppose to lower your test significantly.
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>>38786354
> in a week

I know that would work lad but don't have the time

also the doctor would know I was using gear because all my other hormone levels would be fucked up too
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>>38786336

>weed
>adderall

No, he's going to know you're a junkie and you ain't getting shit
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>>38786558
why the fuck would I get drug tested at a testosterone clinic?
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>>38786336
Assuming they're doing a full panel of shit, alcohol will show.

I'd say:
>fuck ton of soda
>energy drinks
>jerk off as much as possible until you're cumming flaccid
>no sleep
>no exercise
>fast food
>extra fries
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>>38786447
Then nothing you can do.

What you should have done is do a cycle then go to him about 5 weeks after your last injection.
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>>38786336

drink period blood. women secrete estrogen into the discharge of their vaginal wall. it's like the ghost-chili-extract of hormonal treatment
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>>38786336
Remember to have weak, feminine posture in the hours before you are tested.
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>>38786655
I can't tell if this is genius or trolling.
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>>38786628
>fast foood

He needs to eat food with no fat at all so he can't produce gormonas.
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>>38786655
> it's like the ghost-chili-extract of hormonal treatment
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>>38786694
That's why I said extra fries.
A large soda, large fries, and a burger? That's like 200g carbs
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>>38786336

well, how much do you care?

if you really care, don't sleep or eat the night before

your t will be eviscerated
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>>38786447
maybe you can get some dbol in that time though
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>>38786707
and 50 fat at the very least
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>>38786336
Only jerk off to extremely skinny women. You wouldn't want anything too high test
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>>38786336
Eat 0 grams of fat.
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Fap 5 times a day
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>>38786336
Eat some Tofu nigga eating anything with soy is like cutting off your balls look it up.
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>>38786666
Its fitting that the last topright pic is a black woman and from the thumbnail. It looked like she had her knuckles on the table rather than her hands. Looked like a gorilla.
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Suck a dick, I'm serious. Ever since I started sucking dicks and doing gay shit I feel like I'm becoming more and more of a bitch. I actually do have low test btw.

But I'm pretty sure being on the business end of a hard cock really drops down your testosterone levels(the emasculation and the submission).

I'm not even sure I'm gay, but sucking a dick is a humbling experience.
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