This numale is doing curls in YOUR squat rack. What do you do?

I'll let him have the first sip of the day

Mean mug him, while take my headphones of so he can hear the hard trap rap I'm listing to(letting him know that I'm not no soft nigga). If he don't respond tell him sternly that "this rack is occupied".

I bet you he would even be kinda shooked or intimated by my aura.

>>38786279
>intimated
Hot.

>>38786197
I stare at him for 8 seconds until he reracks and does wrist curls with gloves instead

>>38786197
Is that Jimmy Neutron?

>>38786197
Hip thrusts.

I neglect that lift far too often

>>38786225
>dat firs sip of duh day
>SLLUUUURRPPP

>>38786288
>intimidate
I meant to say intimidate you hoe ass thorough ass bitch nigga, don't play wit me boi I'll whoop you like your daddy boi!

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>>38786267
that fucking dyke on the right
looks like a typical fucking feminist

>>38786267
Why do they all look the same?

>>38786364
They are game devs. They popped out with the same genetics

>>38786351
Ian mccarthy?

>tfw I have a habit of making the same "non threatning smile/face"

I hate myself.

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>>38786395
Yes

>>38786197
tap him on the shoulder after his set, take off my headphones. "Hey bro, mind if I work in real quick?" They usual say something to the effect of "all yours boss"

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>>38786197

His mom and gf

>>38786364
Software tends to have a very strict "culture fit"

>>38786267
I bet most of those faggots are really passive aggressive and sneaky af! Just makes me angry looking at this pic.

Anyone else getting angry just looking at this pic?

>>38786451

I'm a comp sci major and most of my classmates don't seem like nu-males

>>38786536
That's because you're deep in the sauce, you're probably a nu-male yourself.

>>38786504

Yes actually numales are absolute trash

>>38786197
inform him that his toxic masculinity triggered me.

>Nu-male
>gym
>implying

>>38786536
say that again when you finally get to senior year.

>>38786551

Not even close

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>>38786504
Same. Funny thing is at least 2/3 of them probably have a gf or some significant other. Its not fair breh. All I want is qt to cuddle with and use their butt as a pillow

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>>38786615
Sure thing pal.

>>38786197
I grab the bar and raise it above his head, as it probably has no plates on it
In fact there probably even isn't a bar, numales can't lift shit

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>Nu-male tries to give YOU advice

>>38786197
Compliment him on his Keyblade pendant

>>38786197

Slam his head into the rack, but not too hard so he doesn't pass out. Tell him all is forgiven if he helps load the bar and spots. Then slam his head against the upright again so he passes out this time, then drape his hand/arm/whatever over the safety.

Unrack bar, drop (but not so hard you bend the bar) onto safeties, bandage amputated limb, slap asshole awake.

>>38786197
Tell him to let me know when he's finished, I have OHP to do

>>38786197
Fucking Jimmy Jewtron.

>numale
can you please leave

Man don't fucking talk to me, I'm here to train not to talk.

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> when you tower over most numales at an average 6'2
> when your broad shoulders make you wider than them as well

>>38786197
I stand next to her making loud sighing noises so I don't have to speak up and hope he gets irritated and leaves

>>38786197
is this even a real human bean?

>>38786267
FUCK


Time to go shave

>>38786421
smiling is for pussies

>>38787007
>don't reply to me or my wife's son ever again

>>38786601
This.

>>38786279
pls be troll

This

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brhau4xo0x0

>>38786197
This

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAAAbwEtZRo&t=0m24s

>>38786197

Fuck him in his goipucci

Tell him he can't handle my potions. They're too strong for him

don't you ever touch my weights bitch

you come to this gym again i'll f*ckin rape you

*slams mirror*

>>38786292
>wrist curls with gloves

thanks for side gainz