when is the best time for my weekly fap?

sunday at 9:12 pm

post leg workout and you'll blow a load so big and hard you'll momentarily black out

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>>38785073

i've been doing it at 9:13 for years. is that why im still dyel?

>Fapping
>Not using average looking 4chan tier legbeards as walking fleshlights that you can fuck half to death
>Not chilling out while they bring you food to bulk on before kicking them out.

You fail nigga.
You fail.

>>38785073
Objectively wrong.
At 3 ante meridiem every Saturday, with swallowing your tears not optional.

>>38785199
My oneitits is an average looking 4chan tier legbeard and I will fuck your shit up sempaialam

>>38785222
You can still love her, I'm just going to be that big dicked guy who absolutely destroyed her pussy and if she's up for it, ass, one day.
That's all.
She'll still love you, she'll just have this memory of me pounding her till she blacked out.

>>38785301
dude so alpha he scared this thread away

>>38785053
God damn, who cares?

>>38785301
Kys

>>38785085
Some real fucking wisdom there.