Fat Hate

>>38783760
How about you look in the mirror

>>38783786
That's not enough.

>>38783802
Let us be the judge of that. Post body.

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>>38783760

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>>38783823
My camera isn't working but here is something close to it.

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let's dump what we have shall we

>>38783895
If you need motivation to make it to the gym on your first day, you're not going to make it in the long run.

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>>38783929

>>38783904
I've been going for two weeks now. I'm going to go to the gym in an hour and I'm not in the mood at all.

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>>38783951

>>38783957

>new year resolutioner: the post

>>38783957
>Making it
>You
Pick 1

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>>38783969

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>>38783994

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>>38784010

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>>38783957

It's called self-discipline and willpower, OP. You've got to make yourself do things you don't want to do. Force yourself to do what is best for you rather than just being lazy and complacent.

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>>38784022

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>>38784038

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>>38784070

that was it for now

>>38783908
This was really irritating to read. Not at the whale but the writer, God his style is infuriating

>>38783929
>she might have eaten it

Top kekkeroni, based doctor

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qQrmalhMj4

Fucking disgusting

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capped from the last thread

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>>38784197
guess I'll dump a few things

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>>38784214

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>>38784056

Hey, it's the "so literally evolution" guy!

>>38784023

am I the only one who wants a couple minutes eye to eye with this guy?
sit down with him and then just start kicking him untill he mans up?

>>38784197

thanks for that, I laughed at that but I suck at screencapping

>>38784214

kek

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>>38784254
I'll end with this recipe for now. I've got more FPH on my phone, might post some later.

>>38784275
It seemed tasty until
>mcdonalds
>how many layers of cheese?
>why so much cheese?
>seriously, who can eat that much cheese... it's just... why?

does anyone have that picture of the chick who thought she was pregnant but had just not eaten anything but deepfried chicken for 3 weeks?

>>38784254

Oh nice, I hadn't seen that one yet.

>>38784275
I really hate how people think throwing random precooked things together is a recipe.

>>38784239
Does she not realize she is standing closer to one mirror than the other? Yea, you will look different when you stand farther from a mirror than when you stand closer to it. What the fuck is she on about.

>>38784214
That's hot

>>38784478

These people think health and obesity are unrelated subjects.

You can't expect logic.

>>38784275
I want to try this. Even though I know I'll get heartburn and creamy shits, I feel like this needs to be experienced.

>>38783969
thank u fit i am not single but i gotta step it up for my bf thank u thank u

>>38783760

This is /fit not /fat, get ur shit together u fatfuck

>>38783925
At that point, just put her down like the useless dog she is.

>>38783943
Based random dude

>>38785782

indeed, her body is already dead, the rot has set in, the maggots have their feast
sometimes the body is still alive but the brain is dead
in this case it's the other way around but it's no less dead

I wonder what she thought when he said that, did she realise that she killed her legs? that she was already half corpse?
was she still human enough to cry or was she too far gone?

that reminds me, does anyone have that picture about fat people that can't move and are just waiting around for death?

>>38784070
Based Korean pastor

>>38784094
Agreed. Fucking hell, he thought he was so creative writing paragraph after paragraph of pointless simile.

>>38783943
Fecken rekt.

>>38784825
It has literally no flavor other than fake sugar and carbs. It's just pancake batter, pisswater beer, fried chicken slurry, fried salty starch, and processed cheese. None of those things has anything resembling complex or nuanced flavor, and it's just a shit casserole out of disgusting foods.

>>38783968
fucking enraging

>>38783929
This actually made me nauseous
How can fat people be so disgusting? How do you get to that level of complacency?

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>>38786845
>111 people liked this

>>38783802
She can get a bigger mirror.

>>38783969
RIP Zoe

>>38785949
A more accurate pie chart would be the amount of fat people who think curvy is the same as fat

>>38783902
Fatbro always brings a tear to my eye.

>>38784239
>Stroke
How very apt.

>>38783969
bit rude that

>>38786845
>sounds german
>Australia
Do people still not know about Austria?

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>>38784275
the worst part is the american cheese

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>>38787151
When will you Americans learn that it's spelled Australia.

>>38784022
Did it ever make the headlines?

>>38786845
>>38787217
EATING A MEAL?!

>>38783969
The even that really made me turn around weight-wise was when I tried (and failed) to kill myself. Set myself up in my favorite chair, wedged the shogun between my knees (I very clearly remember that the shotgun wouldn't lay flat against my chest because my gut was in the way) and fit the barrel in my mouth. I remember how sweaty I was, and how I was really devoid of emotion; I wasn't weepy or any shit, just empty, like a pond on a fall day.

I pulled the trigger, and nothing happened. I waited ten seconds; again, I remember very clearly counting down ten seconds, then I pulled the barrel out of my mouth and racked the slide. With a new shell in the chamber, I tried again. Nothing but a flat click of firing pin hitting the primer. Just like the first time, I waited ten seconds, then got mad and threw the shotgun in the corner and went to walk around the neighborhood, and ended up walking by the gym.


TL;DR If you want to get fat-to-fit, try and fail to kill yourself with shitty handloads then go use your repressed rage to get thin.

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I'm not gonna make it
Today I went full hamplanet and ate a chocolate bar, I went over 200 cals over my daily intake.

I go to the gym, I walk a lot, I do cardios on off days, but I can't eat right for my own sake.

I'm sorry dudes

>>38786880

>125x117 thumbnail of a webm

I'd tell you to kys but you'd probably fuck that up too.

>>38787757
This isn't /r9k/ faggot. Either do what you set out to do or don't.

>>38787635

I'm glad you failed. I wish it hadn't come to that in the first place, but I am happy that you didn't succeed and instead decided to take control.

I will never know you personally, but I do wish you all the best. May you never get to that point again.

>>38787757

>giving up that easy

you're right you aren't going to make it, not with that attitude

did you eat that chocolate bar especially so you had an excuse to give up?
you did, didn't you?

you want to be a fat fuck be a fat fuck, but take a look at these pictures first, that could be you in a few years if you keep that attitude

or you could look at it differently, you fucked up but that's okay, everyone fucks up

"making mistakes is human" is something we say over here, the most important thing is that you learn from that mistake

if you want to start again and you feel the need for that chocolate bar again, think back to the feeling you had when you finished that and know that you'll get those feelings again

>>38783969
this is good motivation material

>>38787834
It's true, I don't want to end like these fat fucks
Gonna try to remember this day every time I want to eat something unhealthy. Gonna do two hour cardio tomorrow to even it out
Thanks anon

>>38784275
>no habanero ranch layer

That recipe is shit.

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>>38787836

>>38787757

>one chocolate bar
>200kcals over daily intake
>once

Cry harder faggot, you'll get no sympathy until you get some perspective.

>me
>recovering alcoholic
>been trying like hell to kick the booze since February this year
>it's an uphill struggle
>thought I did it, but then relapsed
>spent literally 13 days drunk
>8 beers and a pint of liquor a day
>shake it off and start again
>make it a month
>relapse again
>this time spend a week drunk
>same intake
>manage to get it under control
>three weeks later I relapse a third time
>this time was only 48 hours, but I drank a 40oz of cheap whiskey and a flat of beer
>threw up everything I've ever eaten in my entire life
>that was two weeks ago
>haven't had more than one drink a day since then, but I know my relapse will come, only a matter of time
>meanwhile I distract myself by biking and doing yoga and cooking and smoking cigarettes and reading and shitposting on /fit/

And you're crying about a chocolate bar. I wish I could meet you irl so I could tie you down and funnel feed you what I went through you whining. Pathetic. Self absorbed. Piece. Of. Shit.

Die.

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>>38783908

>>38786845
For real though putting spinach and eggs in your chicken and rice is the fittest meal ever. It's so good.

>>38784023
Jesus fucking christ robot, I didn't think you could actually sink this low but you managed to do it anyway.

>>38784022
this never happened

>>38783951
What. The actual. Fuck?!?

>>38784254
The newspaper article had me giggling like a retard

>>38787757
Do 10 minutes of fucking cardio if you feel that bad about it.

here's a personal FPH story.

>wife is pregnant with our 2nd
>wife's slimfriend organizes a baby shower for her
>the gift for the guests is an elaborate mason jar filled with layered ingredients to make cookies (flour, sugar, etc), mainly to look pretty (women lol). Slimfriend went to a lot of effort.
>pretty large party, 5 guests are no-show.
>5 mason jars left. Enter wife's 300lb friend.
>Few days later, wife asks whalefriend how the cookies were.
>"Um I dunno! I just ate the stuff right out of the jar tee-hee!"
>There was enough mix in there to make like 30 fucking cookies
>wife is like, whatever. Wife wants to get the 5 remaining jars to give out to her friends who couldn't make it to the shower, so she asks slimfriend.
>Slimfriend: "Oh I'm sorry, I can only find 1 of the jars"
>Turns out baleopterafriend had taken FOUR OF THE SPARE JARS.
>Gave one to her neighbor, and had eaten the rest

My wife was pissed off because now 4 of her friends who missed the shower were left with nothing. In the end, what made me LOL was that her fat cunt friend still has no idea what the cookies tasted like.

>>38787900
>but I know my relapse will come, only a matter of time
great mindset you have there
>cut off in traffic
better get hammered
>get yelled at by girlfriend
better get trashed
>boss is mad at me
better get smashed!

You're weak as fuck.

>>38784022
oh shit i used to live in san antonio area. can confirm that there are a lot of crazy fatties there. i am not to sure about story since i moved before it happened

>>38787900

You sound like quite the whiner yourself. Stop drinking faggot

>>38788038
>someone binge ate enough raw ingredients to make 120 cookies
I'm going to be sick

>>38786268
... Maybe /fit/ can compose a more edible version. Any takers?

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>>38788038
Was she approached about taking the other jars? I would assume like most fattasses they would deny having it untill they can't any longer. Then act like its not that big of a deal anyway and/or act like they wouldn't have wanted it, or would say they wouldn't be deserving Since they missed the party anyways to justify themselves.

>>38787900
You sound like a bitch.

>>38788113
for what purpose

If the food is bad for you and tastes like shit, why bother trying to improve it instead of just eating different food

>>38787734
... I'm confused by this. Are they supposed to be mirin, or doing a double take at the fat as fatass that just appeared, unicorn/leprechaun style?

>>38788115
>Was she approached about taking the other jars? I would assume like most fattasses they would deny having it untill they can't any longer. Then act like its not that big of a deal anyway and/or act like they wouldn't have wanted it, or would say they wouldn't be deserving Since they missed the party anyways to justify themselves.

Yes, and she played it off like a joke "tee hee!". After similar incidents and a persistent lack of consideration on her part, my wife and her are no longer friends. This bitch is so lazy that when it comes to other kids' birthdays, she will find some piece of shit toy her son no longer plays with, wrap it up and pretend she went out to buy it. It's not like she's poor either, her fat beta husband is on 6 figs making software with cheeto stained fingers.

>>38787894
What an improvement. Would go hiking with.

>>38788164
For bulking purposes. Replace crap batter with protein batter. Cheap nuggets with breasted nuggets. Rank syrup with zero cal syrup and so on. Cmon dude. Live a little.

>>38788217
>bulking purposes
I don't get it. If you eat X amount of protein then you can healthily get bigger, why does that protein have to be so spread out over shitty food?

>>38788187
Good on your wife. That fatass would have corrupted her m8. That's what they do. They bully the slim; the strong minded ones end the assiciation. The weak get assimilated and start the cycle all over again.

>>38788238
Ok, you win. Here's your (You).

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>>38788260
>Here's your (You).
Uhh... thanks?

>>38783872
>there isn't anything wrong with being lazy

I'm done lads

>>38784092
fave

>>38788275
I thought summer was over

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>>38783760
OC. All of my coworkers are varying degrees of hamplanet. One of them left their locker open, and this could easily be any one of them.

>>38787900
You can do it, I have been sober for 3 years after drinking half a gallon of liquor a day for years

>>38784144
jesus christ

>>38785896
>Low socioeconomic area

It was a nigger so no she didn't realize her legs were dead and no she didn't feel bad about it

>>38787894
Still incredibly fat and gross.

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>>38785680
Holy fuck im crying

>>38788724
I just don't get what you're trying to do. With your "here's your (You)" you implied my comment about not eating shitty food was contrarian or something for the sake of getting attention on an anonymous imageboard.

Now, me being confused about that implies I'm here because I have extra time from not being in school.

So what are you going for here? Are you just saying all these things in attempt to fit in or something? You know you can think for yourself and speak in terms not pre-approved by the 4chan hivemind.

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All of these comments are a shitstorm

bonus: the girl who's posting the shit has the username of "intersectional_lgbt"

>>38789397
Source?

>>38784144
The video of him eating nutella no hands was more disgusting than 1 guy 1 jar

>>38789614
all those -

>>38787734
I've never been able to smell an image until now.

>>38788760
What's a Jolly Rancher, like 20 calories?

>>38789494
is the one on the left in the Special Olympics?

>>38789550
Every day we drift further away from god's light.

>>38787757
stop eating chocolate
>>38787900
stop drinking alcohol

>>38788038
Wait so she...ate a whole jar of like...mixed flour and sugar and shit?

>>38789807
not even fat but that stuff is pretty good

would probably vomit after more than a handful though

>>38789783
>Talk to random atheists
>"If there's a god why Dosent he show him self or let us now he's there"

You guys ever wonder if your diety is ashamed

>>38784144
he gets worse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfAq5e1bBeg

>>38788898

I know I will. Notice how all my relapses have been progressively shorter? Sometimes I lose it, and then the next day I say "fuck it, I'm already down a day, what's another?"

Getting better though. Thanks for the encouragement and perspective.

>>38783925
>eeeep!

My sides

>>38783908
Somewhat believable, but probably fake.

Kinda hard to believe that no cameras caught her. I mean, legally he can sue for battery and NOBODY saw her leaving or follower her out for a license plate?

>>38785334
Hownu.ru

>>38788217
>Live a little.
Fatfuck detected

I love these threads, as they keep me motivated.

Last year, on this very day, was the day I finally decided to try and lose weight. I was at around 315 at the time. I started eating healthier, and join a gym 6 months later, and go there 5 times a week (3 for lifting, 2 for cardio).

I'm currently down to about 250.

Am I going to make it?

>>38788047
Not him but alcohol is a drug unlike food. Food """addiction""" is uncomfortable, alcohol addiction and withdrawal particularly can literally kill you.

>>38784241
phenotypic plasticity is heritable, eating habits are heritable, but actual body weight is environmentally determined.
we need controlled experiments

>>38789789
Is this real life ?

>>38784144
This man is the most disgusting thing in the thread.

>>38787734
>whalewatching.jpg

>>38790207
Anyone who manages to lose 75lbs and shows no sign of stopping looks good to me.

Good luck bruv

>>38787757
I will implement that new meme

>how many cals did you overdo?
>Like 200, my dude
>You are like a little baby. Watch this
>vibrates HAES HAES 20000 CAL GENETICS

>>38789550
Worthless fags

>>38789550
How it really happened:
>Whaaa? Like pee
>...Yes
>out the door
>come back!
>nope
>text on cell phone "come back"
>even if you are the only other furfag in town, nope

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The best and only motivation anyone could ever need

>>38790494
oh fuck

that's what i needed

>>38789789
>filename

Oh lawdy I am kekkin'

>>38789751
Monster

>>38790494
Thank you for that

>>38790494
>10s
>"Is it okay if I touch you before we draw?"
I need to start fucking roiding or something.

>>38783760
You're going to die much sooner than expected. Probably during a great McDonalds shit .

>>38790494
The janitor won't have even had to wet his mop that night.

>>38783760
These threads and /r/fatpeoplestories, but more these threads, helped me out so much with motivation and changed my life story of being a fat sad fuck to a guy who isn't fat with noob gains. It's been everything to me, and I love you stupid hateful fuckers.

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>Be a 320lbs fat fuck
>Decide to lose weight
>Eating at 1700-1800 calories a day
>Still binge drink on the weekends
>Still go out to eat with friends
>Losing weight so fucking easily I can't believe I didn't do it before

If I continue to eat at ~1700-1800 forever I'd eventually become underweight, but it doesn't feel like I'm starving myself. Eating at maint when I get to my goal weight is going to be sweet.

It's so fucking easy, why do fatties delude themselves in to acceptance. I never accepted my fat, was just too lazy to change it. If I had known it was this fucking EASY I would have done it earlier. Please continue to hate fatfucks /fit/, everywhere else seems to accept them and it's disgusting.

>>38784056
Kek

>>38783968
Poor fucking kid

They sound black too

>>38787900
Work on your attitude, bitch. Good luck not being a faggot and quitting.

>>38788002
this movie is fantastic-tier

hahaha I feel lonely because none of my friends enjoy it or it's message.

>>38787734
This is the most reddit picture I've ever seen.

>>38789323
Hey dude stop projecting and post a pic of yourself!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whB4wt0pwyo

>>38790666
Brilliant trips Satan. I'm going to start using that line.

>>38790673
You'll hit a plateau eventually. At that point you can either increase your exercise, or further restrict calories. Either way, keep it up!

>>38789550

How does this woman look in the mirror every day? I'm so happy I'm virgin every time I read her shitty comics. I'll never degrade myself to that level, ugh.

>>38791149
>someone gave this lardcicle a television show

christ I just want to punch someone. And somehow I'm pretty sure that the producers know people who watch it are mocking her and probably encouraging her getting BTFO consistently

>>38786845
Sounds like something the goose would say

>>38790494
>those literal flutter eyes
Jesus Christ anon thank you

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>>38783968
My gf is a nurse, you wouldn't believe some of the stories. People who are so fat they stop washing themselves. People who bathe so little their skin has fungus. People who move so little they don't notice the necrosis in their limbs. People with skin literally falling off the bone.

The worst cases are mostly tied with mental illness so there's some sympathy to be had there, a lot of times they are mentally handicapped, but the ones that aren't, that are just pure apathy or neglect for no reason? I don't think a single person in the hospital has any respect or sympathy for those people.

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>>38783968
Holy fuck. Parents deserve major time in jail.

>>38791332
Oh I forgot one: People who are so fucking fat THEY CHECK THEMSELVES INTO THE HOSPITAL JUST TO HAVE THE FUCKING NURSES CLEAN THEM.

AND NOT JUST WASH THEM, LITERALLY WIPE THEIR ASSES AND VAGINAS BECAUSE THEY CAN'T REACH.

>>38783943
Nothing offensive here this stranger actually tried to give good life advice to an asshole blocking off his car

I'm glad we share shit like this as screenshots, I would have been upset with myself to know I directly gave this guy a click/view

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>>38791349
WHAT THE FUCK THOSE ARE SOME BIG-ASS TITTIES

is it elephantitis or some shit?

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>>38791353
>with my folks, they're driving
>we got to a mall/store/theater, wherever we're going
>parents spend 20 minutes circling the lot looking for close parking instead of just picking one of the open far-off spots, walking, and getting a bit of exercise

they still do this, even at the goddamn grocery store which has a tiny parking lot

it's so infuriating

>>38787621
A SUCCULENT CHINESE MEAL??

>>38791332
>>38791351
There is going to have to be a check put in place for welfare and abuse of public medical funding. I can't believe there isn't some way to fight this, probably the fat has infiltrated the government too

I literally consider accidents resulting from drunk driving (being the drunk driver) shouldn't be helped and being fat just the same.

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>>38789789
>that filename

>>38783908
>Titan
>moon of Jupiter

into le trash it goes

>>38791459
>parking beside anyone else
>ever
I hope they enjoy getting getting their car doored by some other fat fucks.

I always park as far away as possible from other people even though I drive a shitbox.

>>38791432
Gigantomastia

>>38791459

Are they also the kind who will see someone getting into their car and then sit there for five fucking minutes waiting for them to pull out, blocking everyone behind them?

That bugs the shit out of me almost as much as the lazy fucks who can't be bothered to walk a hundred extra feet.

>>38791588
fortunately not, they don't squat.

>>38783760
>I love my fat body
>but I must purge all those who might criticize or think down on me

God, being fat is a fucking delusion

Can someone point me to a blog or tumblr or something that obviously shames other body types? Researching for school. There's always screenshots in these threads but no sources

>>38788217

That sounds like the most disgusting thing ever.

>>38791669
This Is Thin Privilege is the main one. otherwise just search tags and wish you didn't

>>38790910
I enjoy it. Ill be your friend anon.

>>38789885
Despite not believing in a god I wholly subscribe to the moral guidance system implemented by cristian religion to prevent people from becoming subhuman through their own deviant and socially abnormal desires that in great quantities plague societies and create more problems than the freedom is worth.

>be me
>8th grade
>I'm chubby, but not fat, able to run, jump, exercise
>be friends with 2 hambeasts
>one, who I'll call "Sam" is pretty short and round like planet
>the other, who I'll call "Emily", is fat and tall
>both are whiny and annoying but I don't have any other friends so I hang out with them
>We have gym together
>Rollerblading unit
>Emily goes about a fourth of a mile
>She's like a giant turd circling a drain, but panting and gasping for air even at slow speeds
>Emily comes up with "heart condition" she never mentioned before
>Sits on the ground for the rest of the class and whines about it
>After a while, Sam sits next to her
>They do this every day for about 3 weeks

She also had this one other habit; She would smoke. But, as we were 8th graders, we couldn't exactly buy them ourselves. But that didn't stop her from being as disgusting as possible. She would go around in parking lots or wherever and pick up used cigarettes and smoke them.

I have a story about Sam if anyone wants to hear it. It's more "fat people logic" and less gross.

>>38790494

I am sure he got to impregnate all of them after they finished filming.

>>38788401
same here

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>>38791904
why not?

Does emily enjoy her herpes simplex?

>>38791546
sup /o/, hardly seeing you on the reg anymore

>>38787734
There's a story that goes with this, I can't remember it exactly but those two guys are her dad and brother mirin' cause she was feeling bad about herself for being fat. So they did that to make her feel better.

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>>38791993
I thought it was acne, but now that you mention it...

>Still 8th grade
>We're going to the mall
>My mom gives me $20 to treat everyone to food once we're there
>Sam whips out something like pic related
>Calls it a meal smoothie
>Ask her about it
>"I'm trying to watch my weight"
>Oh, that's cool. Good for her
>Ask her how it works
>"I have to drink like 3 of these a day :("
>Take this to mean she replaces certain meals with pic related
>They get hungry, know I have $20
>We've only been here for like 20 minutes, but ok
>Emily says we should eat somewhere healthy
>We go to subway because it's in the food court and it's "healthy"
>I have the money, looking to capitalize personally on mom dollas
>I initiate a conversation on what everyone is getting
>I say we should all get 6 inch subs
>WW3
>"We NEED footlongs"
>I ask about the meal smoothie, point out the redundancy in having meal smoothie AND footlong sub
>Isn't that enough, I plead
>"OF COURSE NOT, I'M HUNGRY"
>I put up a good fight
>"That money is for US"
>I'm outnumbered, hamplanets threaten to drown me in lard
>I give in, pissed because I'm a cheap bitch
>Order myself 6 inch subway club
>Emily orders footlong meatball abomination with extra cheese
>Inspired by her order, Sam orders the same thing, but with extra meat as well
>I pay
>They eat their orders within 10 minutes
>A maelstrom of marinara
>It gets everywhere, on their clothes, on the table
>Fear.jpg
>I'm picky and don't like what they've ordered (and how they're eating it), so I lose my appetite about 70% through my sub
>They want cookies
>I say fuck no, start walking back through the mall
>They waddle after me
>They bought cotton candy at some point after too.

I'm friends with Sam on Facebook. She's grown, but not taller. No idea what happened with Emily.

>>38789474
Why (You) mad tho

>>38792326

Pic of Sam please

>>38783895
"I went to business school... at night."

>>38789755
I found Jolly Rancher wrappers in the treadmill at the gym today. What the fuck

Don't get why everyones posting all this HIGHTEST and calling it fat

>>38789550

Forgive me, Padre

>>38789494
>implying pushing yopour body to the absolut limit of what it can do is healthy

>>38787109
this

>>38791904
>She would go around in parking lots or wherever and pick up used cigarettes and smoke them.
Homeless tier

>>38790494
Jesus christ, they don't lift in Japan?

>>38787757
I often make myself food out of impulse when I'm at my daily limit of calories. I then just put it before me, look at my logs. Instead of eating it, I just look at it for a while and think about discipline. I meditate for about 15 minutes looking at it, then wrapping it up and put it in the fridge for breakfast or lunch the next day. Try it out when you get food. Before ingesting anything, just watch it mindfully for like 5 minutes. It will help you resist.

>>38793034
In Japan, if you lift into the realms of what /fit/ would classify as acceptably swole (1/2/3/4 and so on) you're usually seen as either an actual gangster getting ready to beat someone up and mug them or a homo, the latter of which /fit/ kinda acknowledges but doesn't take seriously. Bodybuilders for example are almost universally seen as gay. Gachimuchi doesn't help either.

What is Gachimuchi?

>>38793106
meant for >>38793072

>>38793106
1. Google it
2. Pick the KYM link
3. Congratulation, you are now learned and / or gay.

>>38789550
Idc what y'all say this is cute as fuck

>>38793106
The newfag club's two blocks down.

>>38792985
congratulations, you fucking moron

at least I know the original

>>38793127
thanks

>>38793254
Pro tip: you can use this whenever you don't know literally anything else.

>>38788760
holy fuck this. All of my female coworkers are fat except one. They all tell me about their new diets they're trying and give the same "I tried this new diet but it hasn't been working" and then they cheat on their diet and order pizza and shit in the office. Then they ostracize me for being a stick in the mud cuz I bring my meal prep luncies my gf made for me.

>>38784275
literally vomited at the pictures

>>38787696
That's some real Nostradamus type shit there

>been struggling with my weight for 12 years
>these threads keep me driven to do something and keep trying
thanks /fit/. I hate being fat and gross.

>>38789397
SOURCE

>>38783957
Hey, it's ok. When I feel like not going to the gym after a long and stressful day I do this 1 little trick;
I take my shoes and socks off, call up my favorite pizza chain, get about 30-40$ worth of pizza, wings. Breadsticks and pop.
Then I curl my toes into the carpet, breathe deep, and accept that I'll never look good, I'm a worthless failure, and the problems in my life are of my own design.
I'm sure soon enough you'll feel right as rain to go to the gym. This little secret is practiced by almost 75% of the US population, now you know!

>>38788115
Sounds exactly like Hillary and her emails

>>38793917
I order a pizza every week or 2.
That said i dropped about 80 of the 100 i wanted to lose so ive earned more freedom to have overkill meals.

That said gotta make sure to not eat at all during that day and gym also to minimize damage.

>>38783943
>>38783929
i dont believe this, maybe its just a cultural difference i cant imagine someone getting into this situation... are these a plausible situation where you guys are from?

>>38793976
Congrats on the weight drop. 80 is a big fucking number. You'll make the big 100 in no time. Best of luck, brah!

>>38783968
i like fast people, they're cool, horrid storie though

>>38789789
I'm not sure what the image on the left is, but I'm glad big Ron Coleman is making a comeback.

>>38787900
Little bitch, stop upstaging people's problems

>>38788354
I'm crying.

>>38790668
I have no son, I have you.

>>38787900
Chill out m8, go have a beer or something.

>>38794205
Thanks man. I look a ton better and feel better for it.
Once i hit my goal is when it really begins.

>>38792326
Since when does $20 cover three people eating out?

>>38791432
They don't even fucking qualify as tits anymore, they're just rolls

>be fatass
>find /fit/, lose 60lb and start lifting
>find courage to ask out qt asian grill, end up dating
>suddenly I gain back 30lb and eat like shit again
how do I keep motivation?

anyone have medicbro's planet patient story?

>>38794379
When you don't order a combo meal for every person.

>>38794382
myfitnesspal, 5x5, c25k
i draw all my fitness motivation from apps that automate my life to such a degree that I can just switch my brain off and cruise it through my smartphone

>>38794418
I still go to the gym 3 times a week, I just eat shittily too, though

>>38794382
>lifting for girls
you were destined for failure

>>38794436
myfitnesspal
you can literally just hack in the name of the food, then the manufacturer (if it's store bought or from a chain of restaurants), it adds up the calories by itself
it's literally brain fucking dead easy, that's why i like it
do it phaggort.

>>38794382
If you lost all that weight and didnt learn anything then you deserve to gain it back.
Change your lifestyle.

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>>38787734

>>38787900
This is odd to me. I love alcohol so much that I won't let myself get addicted just so I can consume it my whole life. I drink every weekend. Do that.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ij3k50-C28

How long can you last, /fit/?

>>38790494
This is what we're put on this earth for

>>38790277
No. Its a monster from silent hill.

>>38793842
your a tripfag so you aren't out of the shit yet.

>>38794382
remove the trip for starters faggot.

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>>38783994

>>38793254
Fuckyou.

>>38794333
>checked
But ya I'm glad you realize how hard it'll become. Losing the last bit of weight to enter aesthetics is the hardest part. That's when diet become tremendous, and its when most people fail. There's a reason you see a lot of people who lift but you barely see any people who actually look good. Not just big, but lean and big. Its hard to get both. Ive been lean trying to get big for a while now. Slowly getting there. Shit takes a lot of time.

>>38789783
>>38789789
>drift away from gods light
indeed we do

>>38788002
Underrated

>>38792848
perdona padre pecatti

>>38789751
what is happening to our species?

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>>38794293

>>38794523
lolwut

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>>38791149
>for someone who claims to be happier than they've ever been you sure cry a lot
>I don't believe you
Based comedian
Whitney BTFO

>>38788249

>Good on your wife. That fatass would have corrupted her m8. That's what they do. They bully the slim; the strong minded ones end the assiciation. The weak get assimilated and start the cycle all over again.

You know, part of me is sad that she is gone, she was great material for FPS. I didn't even encourage my wife to end their friendship because I thought that whalefriend's behavior was hilarious.

>another time
>wife throws kids' party at a park, makes cupcakes for kids
>lots of cupcakes left from the party, wife doesn't want them in the house
>whalefriend couldn't make it, so wife schedules playdate with whale, whale's calf and our kids at a Chick-fil-A
>wife brings extra cupcakes to give to other friends after the playdate
>during the playdate, wife and whale chit-chat enthusiastically while kids play
>wife needs to rummage in bag, lays out tray of cupcakes on table
>immediately whale goes quiet and stares at cupcakes like a dog waiting for its master to finish preparing its dog bowl
>for remainder of playdate whale barely says a word and can't take her eyes off cupcake, wife quietly thinks this is hilarious
>wife leaves without offering whale cupcakes
>sadwhale.jpg

>>38789807
>Wait so she...ate a whole jar of like...mixed flour and sugar and shit?

The stuff wasn't mixed to begin with, it was sort of stratified in layers. But the flour was on top so she would have had to eat some raw flour along with the sugar, cinnamon etc. It wouldn't surprise me, every time I saw this bitch arrive she'd be carrying a paper bag with burgers, fries and soda, and one for her calf. Shit I feel really sorry for that kid, he was already a total pussy who would start bawling if my son looked at him wrong, and you just know he is gonna grow up full fatass and remain a pussy because his beta dad is such a shit role model.

>>38784144
his thumbnails are fucking hillarious

>>38785782
>useless dog
Very few dogs are that fucking useless.

>>38795524
I assume she meant she added whatever liquid ingredients the mix required (egg, water, etc) and mixed it in-jar and just ate it like a jar of peanut butter with a spoon.

>>38784275
This actually made me wince. Cheese with batter and cheese and breadcrumbs and cheese and cheese, "delicacy".

>>38787757
Keep bitching and you won't, good luck being a useless fatty.

>>38787900
>but I know my relapse will come, only a matter of time

That attitude... srsly you are already making excuses. Being an alcoholic I presume you know about that fatal glass of beer?

>>38783951

This cannot be true.

Please, I'm into minus points on Faith in Humanity here.

>>38785902
Kind of makes me want to start a Non-denominational church/gym.

>>38784144
He's like Reviewbreh's total inverted opposite.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gq_JgnoOCCU

>>38789614
Awesome dad. Those comments bring murder to mind though.

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>>38788002

>It's ok to have diabetes.

Like it's ok to have cancer.

>>38789397

Jesus fuck that looks JUST like my brother it's freaking me out.

>>38787129
oi

>>38791588
If I see someone waiting on my space I'll stay there until they're gone.
Good thing fatties have no patience

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>>38790494

I bet you could drown a toddler in their undergarments right then.

>>38790673
When you 320lbs its super easy to lose weight because it takes a ton of calories to maintain that mass. So if you drop to something like 1700 cals a day then it melts off. As you get thinner you body will require less and less and if you don't change anything else then you're weight loss will begin to slow. Just keep in mind it will slow down as time goes on.

>>38796044
>>38791170
I know. I lift 4x a week and play tennis 2x a week. Should easily make up for the weight loss.

>>38785680
Probably the same slide where that little boy got decapitated. He was in a raft with fat chicks in it as well.

>>38787511
i would fuck all of them. except for the guy i hate the color of his shirt

>>38783951
i gagged ...
wtf man
>CAPTCHA: Select all images with soup ....

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>>38789550

>>38791669
>>38791711
How the fuck does this website even work? Horrible on the phone...and I'm not installing the app.

>>38787734
Man, not getting those delegates really hit Cruz hard.

>>38795048
technology

>>38790673
Holy shit that's a lot of calories. You must be giant if that's a cut.

>>38784239
Whats up with random face flashes?
go back to /x/

>>38788217
This is retarded. You're trying too hard to make something work that was shit in the first place. If you want a bulking dish in a casserole than do a shepherds pie type deal where you can put veggies in and real food

>>38790494

Imagine their reaction to prime arnold or ronnie coleman

>>38796161
I'm king of manlets at 5'11. 1700 seems to be less than the average TDEE for men and most websites say to not go below 1500.
Anyway I'm only cutting to ~180lbs at the lowest.

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Fresh content from TITP. This week, we learn that it's always better to look on the downside of things. Why be happy when you can shit on everything instead?

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this isn't really a fat hate story I have but I just feel bad for the kid

>my cousin
>little girl about 6 yrs old
>probably 130lbs
>only eats fried chicken as her source of meat
sometimes I babysit her
>takes her to the mall
>she hates walking
>can only walk for about 2-4 mins before she needs a break
>walks super slow
>gets out of breath

The parents aren't bad people, they r overweight but not obese, but they r the rich kind that r too busy to parent their kids so they let the kids do whatever they want ... on a side note their son is 5'5 and 200lbs.... and they have another younger daugher who doesn't eat anything at all and is probably underweight..

Their mom is full of mom science.. she wants her son to lose weight but the food she cooks is all fatty and they go out to eat almost all the time and whatever she doesn't finish she has her son finishes it... the son also drinks pop with every meal.. not 1 bottle but like a couple of bottle...

tfw want to help them make it but they don't want to help themselves so cant do much about it

then again... not my kids so not my problem

>>38794379
Subway has (or at least had for fucking ever) $5 footlongs.

>>38794165
In a place like Los Angeles, parking a car is always a Warzone, fatties or not. Stupid fatties parking like inconsiderate trash is very believable. "Normal"people park their Hummers in fucking compact spots all.the time.

>>38787734
>imagine the smell

>>38787900
ha lightweight

OMG, this fat bitch is basically creating content for us to hate

>TFW official queen of FPH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbDa1DUi-Wc

>>38795524
Christ Alive, what is it with fatties having their eyes magnetically attached to food?

I've got a colleague who almost literally drops what he does whenever someone brings out something he might be be able to eat.

>>38787856
if you're struggling to control your eating, instead of going to the store do your food shop online. there tends to be tons of really cheap frozen food like chicken, beef, veggies etc that they don't always have in store, and psychologically it's way easier to stick to a diet plan if you're not tempted by all the bullshit they have on display in the supermarket

>>38789789
Looks like a rock ship from ftl

>>38794382
Remember that your girlfriend will dump or cheat on you if you become fat.

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>>38790494
Here is the source for you /fit/ters.
It starts at 8:40

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x16n2oa_aidol-131018-ske48-no-ebi-friday-night-ep03_fun

>>38784241
this bitch thinks the holocoust was in the 1920s

>>38787900

>8 beers and half a fifth
>drunk for a whole day

Are you a woman?

>>38783982
top kek

>>38788002

>everyone dies bullshit in that last box

I used to think that way until I almost died, truth of the matter is I want to live as fucking long as possible.

>>38795737

Jesus that never even occurred to me