What's up with monster energy drink shitposting?

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it's just the latest flavor shitpost, you should know that by now

>>38782851
It's not shitposting
It actually a good product and anons like it

Monster's marketing interns are bored

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>that first post of the day

No idea what you're talking about but you sound tired. You might want to go grab a 0 cal monster ™ to re-up your energy though!!!

Tbh I have no fucking idea but I'm just Rollin with it

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>that first whiff of the day

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I want to post a piss fetish picture with >that first sip of the day but I don't want to get b&

Epic meme of the week.

>>38782939
Do it for us anon

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worse than jim posting

>>38782851
Advertisement geared towards a young general populace by use of intricate media culture to facilitate a sense of desire for the product.
>that first sip of the day
>that first sunrise of the day
>that first glass of water of the day
>that first sip of coffee of the day
>that first tune of the day
>that first key bump of the day
>that first joint of the day
>that first injection of the day
>that first burger of the day

It's actually quite effective. I bet half of the anons who see those posts end up buying a can of something that same day.

>>38784086
True, I am tempted to go buy an energy drink every time I see those threads.
Not Monster though, it tastes better than Redbull, but its still pretty bad.

>>38782851
I don't know. I haven't visited /fit/ in a week or two. Yesterday, after browsing for a few seconds, I added a new filter.
/that first (.+) of the day/i

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>>38782851
>shitposting

>>38782851
At least the roaches are still gone

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>>38784086
>>38784559
>tfw you already drank that exact same no cal no carb monsters occasionally and now have a deep lust to go to gas station and buy one

MONSTERS MARKETING TEAM FUCKIN GOT ME SENPAI