YLYL - /FIT/ edition

>>38781066
If I wanted to laugh I'd just ask you what your one rep maxes are.

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>>38781070
HOLY FUCK

>>38781070
I bet you post bananas in YLYL threads

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>>38781079
I'm fucking dying

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>>38781070
3/10, basic af

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>>38781094
No, that's not quite the SIKKKK BURN you think it is. But if you want to have some karma for reposting a screenshot of it for the retards in /r/4chan, then go ahead

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>>38781070

STOP

>>38781070
IS IT 2015

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>>38781070
:0

>>38781070
BTFO
T
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>>38781070
BROOOO

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>>38781070
DELET THIS

>>38781070
[ ] x gon give it to ya
[X] x gave it to ya

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>>38781070
Plz no

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>>38781070
gg OP

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>>38781070
OP GG OG FIRST COMMENT KILLED THREAD

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>>38781701

I'd like to introduce you fine gentlemen to a concept that is known as "anywhere but here". Please take your sick may may bollocks back to the cesspool of the Internet and never return. In other words, perhaps ones you understand: delete your account.

Also Jesus Christ, the filters here are savage.

I'll post my diet and a story, could I get some tips on if I ate well today?

>Be 19
>Gym 2 am
>Obese class 1, 85 kg 161 cm
>I'm messing around on the leg press
>Doing 80kg on it, it's not that hard
>Kinda messing around and throwing the weights up and down but catching them so they don't make a loud noise
>I don't like loud noises
>Someone triggers the motion detectors
>All the lights come on
>I see myself light up in the mirror
>Panicking because suppose to be empty gym
>just stare at ground as 7/10 qt walks past
>'Remember anon girls expect that you'll perv on them so don't raise your eyes'
>She says hi
>I salute her and say 'hey'
>She sits on the leg press where you lay on your stomach and do retard leg presses backwards
>Waiting for my chance to leave she comes back and says to me
>'hey I think the machine is stuck I can't get it to change this'
>I go over to it and inspect it, I tried forcing this little knob
>It won't move, so I point to the upside down leg press next to it and tell her to use that one
>Apolosiged to her
>I went home
Ok now so my diet for today was this

>Apple
>4 pieces of corn on the cob, salt n pepper
>burger, 200 cal bun, egg, slice of pineapple, spinach
>Nap
>big bowl ofSpaghetti and mince meat for din dins
>a chicken tendie

Did I eat good? I did like 30 calories on an exercise bike too.
I used to go to the gym 7 days a week for about 6+ hours but since my dad died I'm really depressed

>>38781066
If I'd want you to laugh I'd tell you my one rep maxes are.

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alright guys settle down now

>>38781781
>back to the cesspool
wheredoyouthinkweare.mp4

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>>38781070
Include me in the screencap

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>>38781070

COMPLETE BLOODBATH

This is disgusting. I'm crying.

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>>38781070
Jesus Christ dude go for a walk, theres no need of such things in a family board like this one

>>38781070

I feel like it was around this time last year when the original of this happened.

>>38781070
savage

Is this the reddit mentality? Are you all trying to get karma or be included in that sweet sweet r/4chan screenshot

I am convinced corporate America is trying to infiltrate /fit/ to peddle their bullshit. They are trying to figure out the meme culture so they can incept us with their second rate products.
Thank god I had my first sip of monster this morning or I wouldn't be able to recognize this bullshit!

>>38782740
it's a samefag

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wtf happened to this thread?

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>>38782044

Are you implying this won't work?

>>38781110
Newfag detected

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>>38781070
*wipes ass menacingly*

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I thought summer was over?

>>38783740

t. OP

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>>38783759
try again

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>>38783680

How fucking NEW are you guys. FUCK you.

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>>38783804
How fuck new are you? I indirectly asked the same question and yet you included me.

Get the fuck out.

>>38782862
kekked hard. I am definitely going to do this.

>>38781807
what the actual fuck

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>>38781807
>Asks about advice on his diet
>Doesn't post proper amount / weight of the food he ate
>big bowl of spaghetti
>big bowl
>how many cals
>did I good

RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>38781070
/thread

>>38781070
fpbp

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>>38781070
This is the best,golden,funniest,most epic,godly post I have ever seen on the internet in my entire history of existence and I would give you everything I own if I ever met you.You should be president and have your own religion and stuff.

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>>38781070
wow im concerned that this faggot might kill himself

>>38781066
Now that's what I call skeletal muscle.

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>>38781070

>Gain height

>>38781066
:)
>>38781070
:O

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>>38781070
:^)

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>>38781070

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>>38781070
why can't we just, ya know, have nice things?

>>38783740
I dont know, did you think summer was over?

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>>38781070
Holy kek

>>38781070
because star wars is actually hell

>>38781070
top kek!

Wow this thread fucking sucks a bag of dicks.

>>38781070
OP is /triggerd/

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>>38781070
How is he not invisible if he's wearing the ring?

>>38781807
You did good anon

>>38782862
requesting the .gif another anon made recreating this

>>38781070
OH SHIT ARE YOU ALRIGHT OP?
WILL YOU BE OKAY?

>>38781807
Sounds like you've already made it

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>>38781079
>implying that these aren't just ironic and everyone isn't just faking hype
unless they aren't being ironic, in which case i'll kms
...or everyone calling other posters newfags and summer is also ironic. the longer im here the more layers of irony there seem to be

>>38781070
this is not funny at all

daily reminder that %50 of fit is under 22 years old
http://www.strawpoll.me/11108050/r

>>38781781
>back to the cesspool
>delete your account

Dude do you have no idea where you are

>>38784953
>implying theres this many people who would even bother to do this ironically
It's all one retarded dude with nothing better to do
Great thread lads

This was in SIR's new year's comic because the joke's very old now. Uninspired, low energy comment.

>>38784595
>puts on nerdglasses

the ring enhances the natural ability of any species that wears it

hobbits are naturally unremarkable so the ring grants them the ability to not be seen

if a human were to wear it then he'd become mega-ambitious

if a dwarf were to wear it then he'd have an even greater knack for money

if an elf were to wear it then he'd become the best sorceror ever

bassicly invisibility is a hobbit only thing

>>38784624
Also /r/ing this.

>>38784974
Hi OP.
>>38785087
>76 / 34 / 58
Hi newfriend.

>>38785261
I've somehow completely missed this due to the invisibility memeing
Thank you scholaranon

>>38785489
Are you implying you don't have 50 phones for shitposting?

>>38781093
fuck in hell I only went to /b/ for the ylyl threads and thought they were pretty good, then the fucking bananacancer happened

>>38781070
Faced.

>>38781066

>Dat hypercalcemia

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>>38781070
Just perfect!

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>>38782044

Don't fucking start again.

>>38781070
JEEEEESUS CHRIST

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>>38781066
Post only legendary screen caps now.

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>>38781070
OP on suicide watch

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>91 replies / 67 posters

Well, (You) are officially trying too hard.

>>38782794

I think this post deserves recognition

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>>38784624
Here you go

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>>38787215
That trigger discipline though...

>>38781070
2Soon

>>38782530
Fucking faggots. That shit is nowhere near screencap worthy.

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>>38781070

exactly as planned

>>38782044
>dyel faggots
Lost

>>38787441
You mad cause you got blown out OP? I'd be mad bro.

Also pic related in the screen can for the bants here: >>38781070.

(You don't have to include this but I think it'd be funny...)

Hi future Brian!

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>>38788163
...forgot pic. I'm sure you can crop it together and make it still look funny.

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>>38781070
Jesus christ man calm down

>>38783740
>>38783804
>memes? On 4chan?! Fucking newfags I tell ya
Please don't come back

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>>38781070
Faggots sperging over a fucking lame ass joke.

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>>38781070
Anon in the middle.

>>38786209
I own 7

>>38781070
Idk man, how strong are you?

>>38781066
All these replies are just people being ironic in response to the oldest punchline in /fit/ history, right?
Please tell me we don't have this many newfriends and people are just circle jerking about the how strong are you thing.

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>>38788163
Lord almighty I hope this is just really quality bait

Actually, that could apply to this entire thread

>>38781070
Every response to this post reads like it came from reddit. Include me in the screencap :^)

>>38789990
It's all a samefag.

Ignore and move on.

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>>38781070

>>38790035
>114 / 52 / 82 / 2
Welcome to your first day on 4chan newfriend.

>>38781070
downvoted :>)

>>38790035
>82 posters

Feel free to lurk more.

>>38790050
>>38790055
>Falling for bait this outdated

Hello le reddit xd

>>38785261

Holy balls really? I never got that. Thanks anon

>>38781066
the enlarged skeleton wouldn't effect anything. Skeletons are powered by magic, those tumorous bones wouldn't make him stronger

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>>38781066
Anyone else notice the dudes hair is actually an arm flexing?

>>38781070
You must be a newfag, coz that home has been done more than your other

>>38781070
WAKE ME UP

>>38781070
Put me in the screen cap please.

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>>38784993
jfc reddit please go.

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>>38781070
Top fucking kek Anon

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>>38790952
lost fucking hard

>>38781070
what the fuck, guys, We've done this

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>>38781066

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>>38781070
Lol fuking rekt him m8

>>38790087
Enjoying your first day on 4chan?

>>38790952
a good 45s of keks. wept a little. easily the best thing on fit ever.

>>38781070

>Tfw /fit/ is so shit now you can't understand if the replies are sarcastic or not

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It actually happened yesterday I couldn't believe my own eyes

>>38785261
Hmm thanks anon

>>38786510
But why doesn't it work? Surely if I just stand on the bar and lift?

>>38782794
Underrated

>>38781070
Underrated

>>38785261
>hobbits are naturally unremarkable
>invisibility is entirely random

isn't the whole plot of the hobbit based on gandalf exploiting the fact that hobbits are stealthy little fuckers and co-opting one to do his bidding?
so the ring enhances the hobbits naturally remarkable stealth?

>>38793347
pls b London

>>38793347
what's wrong?

>>38794222
WOULD THE RING ENHANCE MY ABILITY TO TAKE SCOOPS?!?!

>>38794245
You mean dicks?

>>38793347
That's a power rack, there is a difference between doing curls in a power rack and a squat rack.

>>38793347
Hello fellow blue hen

>>38781070
Never gets old.

>>38794222

I never said that invisibility is random, I said that it's a hobbit only thing

unremarkable might be a wrong word though
what's a good word for nobody pays attention to them? (non-native english speaker)

>>38794469
>what's a good word for nobody pays attention to them?

me

>>38794369
What's good ;)
I'm the manlet

>>38794520
I'm the tall skelly.
If you're the guy with the beard that deadlifts like 4pl8 I've mired ur strength no homo

>>38794469
firstly I'm impressed by your english you came off as a native to speaker to me
you could say insignificant, inconspicuous or unimportant, maybe.

I'm in Australia land and its pretty late so thats all I can think of right now

>>38786963
Over 6lbs of shit?
What the fuck

>>38790952
hahahah HAHAHhahah

goddamnit I loled hard

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>>38781070
FUCKING KEEEEEEK

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>>38781066
>mfw after reading that

>>38793574
I hope someone has the screenshot of the anon talking about tying balloons the end of the bar and reverse benching.

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>>38785261
>bassicly invisibility is a hobbit only thing

Do you even read, brah?

Isildur could wield the ring and become invisible as well.

>>38781070
Bench 80lb
Dead 150lb
Squat 60lb
Ohp 60lb
Curls 30lb

5' 10
170lb

Laugh it out fuckers

>>38794633
Nah but I know who you're talking about. His squat is pretty savage too. He's the captain of the powerlifting club. He asked my gf and I if we'd ever competed powerlifting before and that was kinda flattering. I only pull 3 pl8 and squat the same.

>>38785261
Not quite. The ring gives power. When Bilbo first uses it, he's trying to hide from Gollum. Frodo and Sam only know that the ring grants invisibility and therefore only use the ring when they want to become invisible.

>>38781070

If you're surprised/amused by this, you've probably only been on /fit/ for a few days.

>>38788766

Fuck you're autistic. Do you get confused when people leave the room? Do you wonder where they go?

>>38795840
>newdyel calling others new
The irony of this post is delicious.

>>38781070
boom

>>38781070
wowee

All those unironic replies to the same unoriginal joke
W E W
E
W

L A D
A
D

>>38781070
HOW WILL OP EVER RECOVER FROM THIS

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>>38781070
Oof burned OP

>>38798351

does a joke stop being funny the number of people who've heard it

>>38781070
old joke is old

>>38798351
Hi welcome to your first day on 4chan. I'm gonna put you on a 6 week lurking program. Report back after you complete your training. And as always read the sticky! Thanks!

>>38781070
top kek

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>>38781066
OP here

i guess i have to tell you after all those replies...

i don't know my 1RM, but here are my working sets for 3x5 after one year

deadlift 110kg
squat 100kg
bench press 60kg
ohp 40kg

>>38781070
Is there a character that could even possibly EVEN TOUCH Madara Uchiha? Let alone defeat him. And I’m not talking about Edo Tensei Uchiha Madara. I’m not talking about Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara either. Hell, I’m not even talking about Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikodou abilities and being capable of both Amateratsu and Tsukuyomi genjutsu), equipped with his Gunbai, a perfect Susano’o, control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu.

>>38781807
O-ONE REP MAX!

xDDDDDDDDDD

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>>38781070
Get a load of this screencap

>>38800148
Lost

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>>38782862
Kek every time

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>>38795559
mfw im 145 pounds 12% body fat and i'm like double all that.

>>38781066
BOOOOOM, didn't see that left hook coming

>>38781807
Did you guyz even read the first comment? homie blew OP out of the water, how can your stale ass story even compete.

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>>38781070

>>38781070

> BRUTAL

> SAVAGE

> REKT