>tfw to inteligent too lift weights

>>38778818
>tfw too intelligent to lift
>fake intelligence test results and go to gym anyway in jeans and sandals
>tfw too intelligent for appropriate clothing
>walk straight through reception without even tipping or signing in
>tfw too intelligent for memberships
>people staring at me
>they suspect, even though they're much too primitive to fully grasp the truth
>approach the platform
>load up 5pl8
>tfw too intelligent for warm ups
>go to grab the bar double overhand
>tfw too intelligent for mixed grip
>bar rolls away as I try to grab it
>chase after it
>bar smashes into wall and begins screaming
>'STOP HIM STOP HIM he's too intelligent to lift
>simian gym denizens turn as one to face me
>they're closing in
Make a break for the exit at walking pace
>tfw too intelligent to run
>feel a stupid hand on my intelligent shoulder
>thisistheend.ogg
>wake up 3 days later in my apartment completely naked on the floor
>tfw too intelligent for clothes
>find note scratched into piece of slate next to me saying I'm banned from the gym permunately
>tfw they misspelled 'permanently'

I know that feel bro.

Anonymous 2016-09-20 06:49:44 Post No.38778988
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>>38778956
Kek

Anonymous 2016-09-20 07:08:09 Post No.38779092
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>tfw too melancholy to do calisthenics

Anonymous 2016-09-20 07:16:37 Post No.38779153
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>tfw too intellectual to get a job

Anonymous 2016-09-20 12:24:46 Post No.38780869
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>>38779153
you meant two*

Anonymous 2016-09-20 12:29:34 Post No.38780900
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>>38778956
>bar smashes into wall and begins screaming

>tfw too intelligent to provide a proper subject in a sentence

Anonymous 2016-09-20 12:34:54 Post No.38780932
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>tfw trainers at the gym expect me to follow their advice when they didn't even go to university and I am at a t4 engineering university

Anonymous 2016-09-20 12:38:32 Post No.38780966
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>>38780932
>tfw trainers at the gym expect me to exercise my muscles when they don't even exercise their brains

Anonymous 2016-09-20 12:39:29 Post No.38780972
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>>38779153
>>38780869
He meant to

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