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/fraud/ roid general
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where in god's name is everyone
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>>38777998
No teu cu
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What's a good beginner cycle? Interested but want to go on something low dose/low sides

Already have gyno so i figure fuck it
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>>38776954
how young is too young for /fraud/

gonna put my 4 year old son on dat dere juice so he can be chad
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>>38778241
Get that gyno taken care of first.
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>>38778241
Dbol 50mg/day for 12 weeks
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>>38778251
>Price of surgery
~5-7k

>Price of le babby cycle including AI and PCT
~$300-400
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>>38778241
Look into raloxifene into reducing gyno. Good beginner cycle is just test e 500mg/week, but make sure to keep up on ai cause you already have gyno.
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>>38778251
I got ralox on the way to see if it shrinks significantly before getting chopped up. If it shrinks the procedure will cost less since it means either getting the glandular tissue excised or using a little tiny lypo thing to suck it out. Want to start the cycle after its taken care of i guess.
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>>38777998
Been grinding up some herb and garlic marinated chicken breast, going to have some delicious protons tonight.
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>>38776954
Aspirated from my hip earlier today. What do? Been limping on it for about a week and a half
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>>38778329
D O C T O R
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C
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Or you could take some amoxicillin if you have a connect.

Is it red, achy, itchy, swollen? Are you feeling feverish?
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>>38778377
Kek I a man so tempted to comment "I already have something better"
But also don't want everyone knowing I'm on roids
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this is gonna be fun
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>>38778503
Mirin the pharma grade
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>>38778329

is that pus?

if u have antibiotics on hand i'd take them because that's pretty much all u'll get by going to a doctor.

if not, go to a doctor and get a prescription for antibiotics.
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>>38778241
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>>38778503
>fina
>accutane
>25mg asin tabs

Rip dick
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>>38778518

same here. mostly the pharma grade test.
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>>38773733
Jerry always have been the most alpha, without a doubt.

Really remarkable you call me insecure tho, since you're on a ton of drugs because you can't cope with reality when you see your handsome face in the mirror. kek
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>>38778328
Oh shit, this ground chicken is amazing by itself. Tenderizing (72 blade hand tool) and marinading with a vacuum sealer overnight just permeates every fiber with the marinade flavor. Man, I want to buy some chuck, marinade with some soy sauce and spices and grill up some burgers.
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>>38778549
Pls

Pls no
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>>38778329
Dedepends? Does it hurt/sore? red?

search on the internet for the signs
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>>38778549
not gonna take the fin/accutane if i don't have to, I have a pill splitter for the asin
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What does it feel like to be on steroids? Do you just feel stronger? Do weights feel lighter?
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>>38778377
>>38778540
>>38778619
no redness. just soreness and pain.i'm limping pretty bad
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How many CCs for delts max
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>>38778927
1mL.
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>>38778801
Possibly benign inflammation. I would personally do a round of antibiotics either way, for peace of mind.
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How common are issues with injection sites?

The anon with a possible infection worries me. And people who claim they can see scar tissue if they get lean enough.

And then there are people who pin Tren A erryday. Are these people just reckless or is it really uncommon that you get issues from an IM injection?
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>>38778579
My nigga
Hate these kids that complain about plain chicken and rice when it's simple enough to make the gains tasty.

>>38779004
My related question is do you eventually get conditioned to the pip or is it always going to be an uncomfortable 48 hours?

Upon injection last night I really thought it was going to be smooth sailing, alas shit fucking sore and it lines up with leg day.


Side note, maybe it was the 5150 but I think the tbol is kicking in!
There was a really nice quality to my power tonight.

I warmed up as per usual, and bench today was a relax three sets of 4x250 superset with 8x80 dumbbell rows and it just felt so smooth.

Usually my first set of bench feels shit but not this time, just quick perfect contractions, and the rows were a joke, already wondering what do in a couple of weeks since they only go up to 115.
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Hey, I've never taken short esters before but I'm about to start in a couple weeks, I know with enanthate type esters its like 4 or 5 weeks til you start to see the changes you've been building, but with the shorter esters, how long til you start seeing your result? 2 weeks ish? If ace and prop only last 3 or 4 days then I'm guessing it wouldn't be that long. Just curious, anyway.
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>>38779334
http://steroidcalc.com/
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>>38779241

that's the upside and downside to gear. if u don't pay attention to your joints/tendons (body overall) you can end up exploding in strength while the rest of your body's support structure isn't ready for it.

i doubt it'll happen to you since you've been lifting for 3-4 years already, but something to keep in mind.
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>>38779399
Got all my lifts preprogrammed for the upcoming month, for example heavy day bench next week is four sets of 4x255, week three is five sets of 4x260 and deload week is meant to be two sets of 4x265.

Regardless of how I'm feeling I'll keep it under 300 throughout and just maybe max my reps on the last set.

But yeah I've heard horror stories of dyels powering up to quick and snapping clavicles, shoulders, elbows, tearing their chest et cetera.
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I was almost going to up the dosage of the tbol today since I was impatient of first two days feeling zilch.

I am only using 40mg, but that's fine.
Thinking of using it first 20 days as a booster and then starting around last pin doing 20 days at 60mg a day.

Make sense?
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>>38778549
>>25mg asin tabs
>not using pharma ai
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Did my 8th pin of test yesterday (250mg E3D) and it's finally kicking in. Had an insane amount of energy in the gym today and had a rock solid erection after my last set of squats. Solid.
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>>38779595
>and had a rock solid erection after my last set of squats.

Really?
Catch anyone miring?
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>>38779664
i'm a dicklet unfortunately so no
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I am a TRT patient on my first cycle. Feels pretty good.
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>>38779671
Well having a public boner, even a nice juicy one, is sort of inappropriate.

>>38779682
What dosage?
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>>38779714
Cycle 250mg sustanon e4d. Trt 250mg test E a week. Yes it is prescribed and monitored.
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Daily Skywalker supremacy post
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>>38779978
I like this guy
He's 6'4, doesn't spout memes, and admits his steroid use
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I'm a few weeks into 2nd cycle. Started out continuing a cut and just switched to bulking, heart beat per minute has gone up from 55 to 75 over a couple of days.

I'm on 500 test 500 eq so I was planning on giving blood in a couple of weeks to reduce rbc anyway. Will try to get a walk in appointment on Thursday instead. Should I also take aspirin or something? Gonna have to step my cardio up a bit .
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What happened to the manlet who tried to get taller with GH? Haven't seen him in a while
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Ok guys so I started a Tbol only cycle but day 3 and I start getting real bad test suppression, it started getting hard to keep an erection. I've stopped my cycle, I was only on 60mg a day anyway and I'm back up and running at the moment so it's all good.

I still have some tbol left so i'm thinking of running 250 test C so my test levels don't tank then doing a clomid pct for 3 weeks at 150mg a day.

Should I use clomid before my pct to avoid gyno, and will 250 give me strong side effects? Also is clomid ok for a Test/tbol cycle?
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>>38780456
Is that actually a thing? Saw some people trying to get taller with peptides and AI.
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/fit/, will raising test within normal levels increase my gains?

let's say i go from 240 ng/dl to 800 ng/dl.
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>>38780501
can you fucking kill yourself?
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>>38780456
He got taller, finally got the height since he had face and frame, and became Chad. He moved on. So should you anon. You've been here for way too long. ITS really about important. TIME won't always be on your side. TO really seize the day doesn't occur often. WAKE your senses. UP lift yourself.
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>>38780522
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>>38780520
Don't think so mate, you need to fucking cut back on the test tho bro.
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>>38780506
I know the majority of people who fell for MemeK677 shilling were 18 year olds trying to get taller

But using ai as a natty would crash the shit out of your e2
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Does this look like a decent shape up cycle?
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>6 weeks
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>winny
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>test prop
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>hcg only as pct
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>>38780538
Not a single sentence in your original post has anything to do with how steroids work in the body. He's asking you nicely to try again and come back... Later. Like a really long time from now. Or just, don't come back. If you died or something.
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>>38780514
anyone?
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>>38780597
at 240ng/dl you have levels lower than an average 100 year old man so take a guess
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>>38780544
No, they were actually pinning hexa and cjc with AI to avoid fusion. As a fellow 18yr old it is legit interesting
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>>38780604
i just don't know. i've been searching around and i just keep seeing shit like "anything in the normal range is about the same for muscle growth".

so, you're saying i'd see a good increase in gains?
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>inject 50mg of test today for my new 100mg/week cruise
>it takes like 2 fucking seconds

i guess injecting isn't too bad when you are not pinning like fucking 3ml of oil every time through a 23g
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>>38780374
Coq10, niacin, asprin
And then donate too

>>38780514
...yes
The most dramatic increase from that sort of adjustment in saw was keeping muscle on a cut
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>>38780622
I pin 2ml through a 25g needle, i feel like nice and slow is the way to go.
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>>38779241
Just wait for the test to hit. Explode in size. Careful you don't hurt yourself, especially on bench. That fuckes me up.

Try injecting before bed and taking a hot shower after. Some gear hurts more than others. Just the way she goes
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>>38780681
Or don't get a dickhead source and find someone with proper oils
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>>38780660
Thanks Jerry. I'll start aspirin today and look up the other ones. Is that something I should run temporarily or for the remainder of the cycle?

I'm trying to keep use of ai, serms etc down (not using at all except for 3mg aromasin today).
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>>38780593
What I'm essentially asking is if it's likely that i'll get strong sides with a low dosage of Test Cypionate (250mg a week) and should i take clomid while i'm taking test and tbol to avoid estrogen affects of the test.
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>>38780686
There's too many variables to always blame the source. Ive been using this same test for a few months cruise. One day it hurts like a fucking rubber bullet. No reason why. Also virgin muscles will hurt for a while. I know because im back on eod and cycling delts for the first time hurts like a bitch
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>>38780708
I run those all the time as part of my normal supplement routine

That's smart, but these have less sides than literal anti-cancer meds lol

>>38780726
>new brew gives quad pip
>pin chest, shake a but because I chose an awkward angle
>no pip
Maybe I went too deep and injected into my lung
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>>38780739
>Maybe I went too deep and injected into my lung

Thats one way to get tren cough
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>>38780660
what about just building muscle while on a clean bulk. will i stall less, be able to stay on a beginner routine for longer?
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why are all these anons using tbol?
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>>38780967
meme compound on the month
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>>38780967
babbys first cycles and they're scared of dbol titties
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>>38780871
It'll be better, but not crazy

>>38780967
Probably some post on reddit
Atleast they've shut up about mk667
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hey guys, low test master race here, like, crazy low.. anyways, currently on trt from doc, about to get my dose bumped up to something reasonable, hopefully 150 ew. what can I run with it to maximize my potential that wont fuck me on bloodwork? mast maybe?
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>>38781102
How frequent is your blood work? I used to drop down 2-3 weeks early so I'd have normal bloods then pin more right after
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>>38781125
blood draw tomorrow morning, but probably every 3 months afterwards, not sure i want to ad too much more test, i was thinking 250ew as a safe cruise, would adding mast help make low key gains?
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>>38780967
Cheap, no bloat, decent gains, harder to detect so its good for competitive sports.
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>>38781137
not really

what exactly do you get tested for when you get your bloods done at your doc?
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>>38781137
Maybe an oral
I doubt they're checking liver values
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>>38781161
>Cheap
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>>38781161
>harder to detect so its good for competitive sports
lol
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>>38781194
free+total test, psa serum, hct, comprehensive metabolic panel. Ive made great (relatively, as a natty) before I started trt, so would I be wrong to think that working with 250mg ew would just make them get slightly better/ faster? also, would you worry about sides on 250 ew?
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>>38781233
comprehensive metabolic panel = liver function so no orals either

>so would I be wrong to think that working with 250mg ew would just make them get slightly better/ faster?
they would be better/faster

>also, would you worry about sides on 250 ew?
not really especially considering you'll be getting regular bloods anyway
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>>38781089
> It'll be better, but not crazy

thanks. any idea what i should say to get my doc to prescribe me testosterone injections? of course i'll take the bloodwork in with me, but anything else?
i know i can just get the test in less legal ways, but i'd like to try the normal way first.
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>>38781258
so basically my safest bet is to up myself to 250ew, prescribed test C for what its worth. what would you do in my position? maybe ad s4 or a different sarm? what would tren do to my liver out of curiosity?
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>>38781302
>what would tren do to my liver out of curiosity?
nothing
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>>38781357
so maybe should I play with some tren?
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>>38781297
Just tell them low test symptoms.
They'll call you depressed and not prescribe test, so you should just self medicate
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>>38778329
>>38778801
that's pus.

you have a bacterial infection, bacteria growing inside of you, and not a "benign inflammation".

the soreness and pain is due to the inflammation caused by the fact that bacteria is eating away at your tissue, and releasing inflammation-inducing metabolites.

you need IV broad-spectrum antibiotics as soon as possible, because it is only a matter of time until the bacteria travels from the local infection area to the bloodstream and the rest of the body.

the resulting immune system reaction (sepsis) is a life-threatening condition.
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>>38778329
also, the pus is most likely residing in a cyst - and it will have to be opened and drained.
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>>38781445
>you need IV broad-spectrum antibiotics as soon as possible, because it is only a matter of time until the bacteria travels from the local infection area to the bloodstream and the rest of the body.
>the resulting immune system reaction (sepsis) is a life-threatening condition.
I-I don't want to do steroids anymore
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>>38781228
You test negative after 5 days at the latest, there was a reason it was used by the east Germans to cheat at the Olympics.
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interview went well
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>>38781574
it was just the way you phrased it. also 5 days might have been the detection time 40 years ago, not anymore. they have better tests now and rested athletes from the last olympics and tons of people got popped for tbol and other stuff
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>>38778254
12 weeks... Enjoy your yellow tan
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>>38781674
kys
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>>38781682
Fight me nigger
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would 500mg test E and an appropriate dose of Mast be more preferable than like 300mg test e 400 tren A for a beginner cycle in terms of suicide inducing sides?
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>>38781717

Tren and mast have nothing in common.

This is a stupid question and you should feel stupid
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>>38781762
people always say mast is like tren's lightweight cousin, no?
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>>38781805
No
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>>38781805
Only person who would compare the two are people who never used them.

With mast you get some of the dick skin look some strength and mild ai.

Tren you get that tren look, massive strength and recovery, nutrient partitioning and a trap fetish
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>>38781585

Pics of sis.

>>38781674

Kek.

I ran sdrol, msten and mtren, msten at 20mg for 8+ weeks. Mtren and sdrol both for 5+

Liver was fine.
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Damn trest raws are expensive, $56 a gram. Any of y'all running it besides brick?
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Do you seriously have to wait until you are 25?
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>>38781419
let's say i get test cyp in less legal ways. is there some sort of calculation that tells you how much your average ng/dl will go up (average, because i know it's more of a waveform) per mg of test? if you're aiming for a certain ng/dl average, how do you know how much to use?
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>>38781832
>trap fetish
Im not even on tren yet and I'm excited.
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>>38781924

Did you just come here for answers with 0 research?

No, there is not. And you can't be sure 100mg is 100mg unless you get pharma gear. And even 250mg/ml from one batch can be 200 at one point or 300 another.

Pin 0.5ml e5d or something. 250mg/ml or 300 or 200 doesn't matter, you'll be at the top or above reference. But that could be 1000ng/dl or 1500ng/dl, we don't know and diminishing returns
And other shit make it pretty much impossible to figure out anything by calculating it.

Pin. Get tested. This can be found on every single board.
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>>38781915
no
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>tinder can use spotify
not sure if this is good or bad.
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>>38781962

Wat.

Yespls, match through music taste.

Insecure edgy teens Inc
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>>38781962
[Lana del rey intensifies]
Funny because you can just download what you want other to listen from spotify AND just use your regular mp3 when on the go.
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>>38781978

>[taytay intensifies]

/Fit/
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So I got some tren in the mail. Same source same lab. 2 are amber/orange tint and 1 is liquid gold color. Do you think the amber orange oxidized? First time using this lab but source is usually g2g. What's the weirdest color tren you guys ever used?
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>>38781987
taytay gonna feel like cheating "omg u like taylor swift?" but that will only apply with girls that actually read your bio.
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>>38781987
I mean, 1989 was really good. I'd never listened to her music before that album, now I <3
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>>38782011

One has been dnppiss coloured. The other 6+ gallons of water with no food for
48 hours coloured.
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>>38782023

>bio-o-o-o a a a a O O O
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>>38781987
>taytay
[autism intensifies]
REEEEEEEEEE

Fuck she's the red to my bull
Some inexplicable instarage
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>>38782031
I'm injecting both either way. Oxidized tren kills?
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>>38781915
No, i'm 19 turning 20 about to hop on. it really depends on a case to case
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>>38782056
Probably just jealous of her femininity. Tay doesn't have a clitdick.
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>>38782078
>feminity
>dat long neck hunch back
>back goes to her knees 0 ass
>looks like the sloth from ice age

Nice try

I bet my cooch is nicer than hers anyway
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>>38782056

I know. Still qt tho
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>>38782056
would you let your hate get in the way of multiple girls? WOULD YOU?
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have any of y'all used 1-Androsterone? Want to try dhb without paying a arm and leg
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>>38782097

Tbh, this is what I go for. So... Eh...
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>>38781924
Not really. You can kind of ballpark it
250mg will be above natty high

You can estimate lower doses at 5-10x the dose in mg

>>38782056
Preach, sister
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>>38782024
implying she has much talent when she relies on max martin and shellback to write every single song.
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>>38782107

1test is not the same as 11oxo

Im assuming you mean adrenosterone btw.

One is extremely potent, the other is weak with good anti corticosteroid prroperties.
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>>38782104
I don't understand what you're saying senpai

>>38782113
Hot in that pic but idk
Maybe I'm biased cuz flat chest
Don't get me wrong i love me sum tittays
But I'm an ass (wo)man
Or whatever the tumblr correct terminology for that is
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>>38782097
Did your clit get bigger on roids?
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> Muslims taking over wouldn't affect me negatively at all
> lots of Muslim friends, often go to Muslim shops, treated with respect, good prices and food
> be a patriot first and speak against Muslims like a rabid nazi as it's clearly more a military-industrial complex than a religion
> 'stereotyping' Muslims puts you at odds with... women, homosexuals, atheists, Jews, and liberals

We should have never let women vote. If for nothing else, because it lends credit to the fallacy of 'equality' and distracts from the reality that all estrogen-dominant people with power are naturally self-destructive.

On the other hand, 'ISIS' could only be a pre-emptive strike launched by our own government/elites. These 'attacks' only serve to mobilize our population and nullify the very-effective strategy Islam has had for 500+ years. Actual Muslims may align themselves with this enemy-plant out of ignorance, but it doesn't change the fact that they dug this grave and Jews win once again.
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>>38782133
https://www.a1supplements.com/primeval-labs-1-andro-v2
I believe it's 1-Androsterone which just doing a quick google search converts to 1-test.
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>>38782128

Taytay is qt.
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>>38782170
mudslimes out
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>>38782150

I like ass, and tits. But not neccesarily big.

But I have a thing for extremely skinny hipsters. That doesn't usually work with big ass or tits.
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>>38782097
>long neck isn't feminine
>leaning forward to inspect produce like a good wife should isn't feminine
>tall leggy blond pop star doesn't have a fat ass, big surprise
>not worth even addressing
Confirmed delusional and jealous. And I'm not even a ts fan. You're worthless.
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Here is the full thing, tho good luck with people actually reading your stuff (I heard girls actually do it instead of swipe right to everything like boys)
http://www.theverge.com/2016/9/20/12948514/tinder-spotify-integration-show-top-tracks-anthem
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>>38782170

>Jewsus wins again.
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Its all about Ass, guys who like big tits simple never grew up, their sexual lives are still pinned to their mothers.

Ass is for sex, tits are for nurturing.
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Alright how do I actually fix anterior pelvic tilt, these BULLSHIT stretches don't work. Mine is extremely bad and I walk all fucked up because of it.

>struggle very hard on the treadmill while my heart rate is only 130bpm
>however I can do the elliptical at 170bpm for basically endless amounts of time with no effort

SOLELY because I cannot walk properly. It makes my ass and stomach stick out like fuck too.
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>>38782130
>implying I said anything about talent
She's a pop star, of course her music is written and produced and practically performed by lots of other people. It's current year. But she makes a good product.
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>>38782224
Well I am exaggerating a bit, but it's still really bad
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>he doesn't listen to SIA
how much of a pleb can you be?
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>>38782179
She is a malnourished lizard beast

>>38782216
DFC is best C
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>>38782272
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>>38782244
Sia is great.
>>38782216
This is poor trolling.
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>>38782372
Nigga, its true (at least to an extent) when we were children we got pleasure from feeding and being nursed by our mothers, tits played a large part in that, when we grow up,some men carry on associating titties with pleasure and look in other women for things our mothers used to give us.

Ass is the superior fetish, instead of bags of fat far away from the vagina, we have a beautiful sculpted derrière right next to the main fun zone.
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>>38782272

More malnourished lizardbeasts pls.
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>>38782210
You disgust me

>tfw your parents who you seldomly talk to start sending you links to news stories about how HIV is at a record high in your city

Well, time to die senpai
>who told them I'm a massive whore

I don't even see them. I must be on my way to kim kardash paris hilton fame senpai

>tfw you can see an improvement in your physique from all the sex
Weeeeeeeeeeeew
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>>38782432

>beautiful sculpted derrière

Eh, not in most.
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>>38782439

Sex all day erry day on gear. That would work I think.
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I'm bulking, should I do anadrol or dbol?
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>>38782439
what's your physique like?
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>>38782446
Im talking about averages.

Also, bear in mind titties can't be worked on, they can't be improved, ass can be trained and is a much better indicator of how a person is.
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Already a big guy, looking to finally cut down since I am no longer doing any sports and can afford to get super lean. What would be the best cutting agent for me? I've been lifting with good diet since I was 16 so my lifts are pretty good for my age.
Stats
Age: 19
Weight: 225

Bench: 295
Squat: 475
Deadlift: 515
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>>38778778
This pls
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>>38782485

Both are hot.

It's weird you think its because of not growing up.

I like both, and pretty much every other part of a body can be hot as well. These 2 are just a bit more common. And noticeable.

Hipbones pls.
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>>38782528

Neither. You recover faster. And while they increase strength it's gradual so not all that noticeable.

Unless you take halo, mtren etc.
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>>38782432
Yes, it is true we were fed on breast milk. Some of us, anyway. But the rest of it is you trying to support your personal preferences with fraught psychology. How about you're just an ass man and I like both and Jerry likes children. No right or wrong except for Jerry who is wrong.
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>>38782439
>I must be on my way to kim kardash paris hilton fame
Delusional
You're just a low class meth-whore
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>>38782558

Mast plsgo.
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>>38782482
Dyel upper body crush you with my thighs the ass is fat lower body

Gotta lose some bf before I got visible abs again though, it's all sitting on my fucking stomach... too much test in system probs redistributing my fat negatively
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>>38782200
It is all about the shape brother. So long as it has that nice bubble form to it then all is well.
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>>38782565
>wot is humor

Have fun with dat assburgers anon
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>>38782439
Her ass is shit, but face-wise she literally obliterate you on all fronts. Like, It's not even funny
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>>38782569
The worst insult possible. Bye.
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If I hoped on steroids what would I work on?
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>>38782224
Ellipticals are Bullshit meme cardio

>>38782333
I don't like bikinis that small desu

>>38782436
No that qt is not a taytaylizard beast.
She's cute!!
CCUUUTTEEE!!!!!
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>>38782571

Add gw, add mk677, add t3 take more amphetamines.

Meth chic incoming.
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>>38782535
Im biased, and i know it, the reason i talk about it in terms of growing up is simply because i went through that phase, tits in my early teens then all about ass.

I do like both, but ass>>>>>>>>>tits.
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>>38782493
6x5 fork put downs
3x2 finger down throat
8x1 proper diet
5x5 cardio
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>>38782604

You can just buy them, no hoping required.

>>38782606

Pic is qt 2
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>>38782620
>my preferences changed when I turned 16, if yours didn't then you're basically a retarded infant
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>>38782493

Fork putdowns mostly.

Your stats are slightly over mine at 165lbs so cut to 170ish?
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>>38782604
>2016
>gyno
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>>38782596
if you could only have 1/10000 of my superior genetics you would be a lot happier with yourself

>>38782604
Looks pretty good, especially for fraud standards. You look already bigger than 95% of the people who roid over here, which is really pathetic

Everything looks in line imo. If i could think of something i would say a little bit more traps

good job
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>>38782604
Your self-esteem
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>>38781445
looks like im not going to pin that test i just got 2 days ago anymore.
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>>38782663
Wow mast are you feeling alright
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>>38782571
I like the dyel upperbody, big lower body on a girl, especially if she has a small stomach, and a little boobs
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>>38782649
M8, it was a semi serious, mostly bullshit discussion, don't get butthurt.
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>>38782663

It's sad that you still believe everyone wants to get hyoog.

I'd be on t3 and quit lifting if I were you.

But I'm not you, nor are you me and that's fine.

You'd probably try to gain like 20kg before cutting if you were me.

Basically

>STOP LIKING WHAT I DONT LIKE.

And I thought he was you because of the Jerry comment he made.
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What do you think is more effective, and what do you think is safer/healthier for a pre-workout

ephedrine or 1,3 dmaa
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>>38782553
Dying to start,but waiting on hair to fall out,then gotta cut down gyno
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>>38782685

I dosed his brotein shake with some ghb.
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>liking big breasts

>>38782641
Qt
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Mast is a child
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>>38782604
traps, rear delts, forearms, tan, shave body hair
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>>38782713

Looks good desu.

Please don't follow mast.

Full klokov 4 u.
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>>38782653
>>38782636
Sorry if you think I'm fat, but I'm 6'4" so I'm really not. I even have slightly visible abs so I just want to get super shredded.
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>>38776954
What are the negative sides of taking accutane? I have real bad bacne, and would like to get rid...but have 12 weeks left on blast, do you think the negative sides are so bad that I should wait til I finish to take it?
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>>38782607
>gw
might as well eat uranium
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>>38782685
I see potential. He already achieved this natty, imagine the possibilities. We have to encourage dedication.


>>38782702
You know what's really sad? Let me tell you what's really fucking sad. That you are on a ton of roids, ruining your body. For what? For a skinny fat body that you can attain by just doing nothing.

It's not that i believe everyone should be big. But why in the hell would you use roids for a skinny fat body. And don't come with that strength utter bullshit.

You don't even look nearly like you used roids.

That's why i like this sport, because not everyone got the willpower to really do it. Weak minded pussies
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>>38782732
No, just severely mentally ill

>>38782716
Like he needed to lose more brain cells
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>>38782755
Is it that bad? Ive been on 15mg a day, 30mg on back,leg and sprint days
Plus 24mg alb,17mg yohimbine
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>>38782788
CANCER
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>>38782595
>cries in spanish

Jajaja why are you so mean to me mastypoo

>>38782607
>take more amphetamines
Hells no they turn me into a fucking slug
I literally just sleep and drag myself around lazily

Fucking paradoxal effects i tell you
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>>38782751
Start using nirozal 2% shampoo. Leave on acne areas for 5-10 minutes. I had horrible acne on blast and took that route and it helped 80%-90%. Better than putting harsh chemicals in my body
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>>38782795
Srs?
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>>38782732
My father raped me when i was a child. Firtst i really had a hard time, but It somehow converted to a new sexiual fantasy of my.

Iam watching Dad and son porn now.

>>38782799
I'am not going to bully you anymore. It's like picking on a disabled person. It's unfair.

I got too many leverage.
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>>38782692
T-thanks senpai

>tfw canary still has not bought me this shirt
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>>38782747
>Already a big guy, looking to finally cut down since I am no longer doing any sports
>looking to cut
And we gave you advice on how to cut, diet and proper cardiovascular are 100% the best way to lose weight

If you actually want to go hardcore look up DNP or try a simple EC/ECA stack, realistically there isn't a lot out there (at least that I know of) as far as fat burners that work well without destroying your health, I have no experience with clen so feel free to make your own conclusions
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>>38782709
Honest ephedrine
Dmaa was amazing,but i never got stim dick on ephedrine and ephedrine has documented b2/b3 properties,dmaa not sure
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>>38782833
Is that an approved shirt to wear if you have problems developing pecs??
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>>38782831
Did you ever fondle your brother when he was little?
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>>38782833
He will after you buy my ticket
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>>38782850
It should be

>tfw hot guy texts you this last night after saying on fraud how i wanna fuck him again but think he moved away
Pls lurk
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>>38782877
mirin dem abs
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>>38782877
Molly, this is your mother, were extremely concerned about your behaviour, stop being such a goddamn whore.

T. Your mom.


P.S. HIV
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>>38782823
yes
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>>38782751
pls respond
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>>38782877
what happened to the catfish?
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>>38782770
how do i get "overdeveloped" arms? is it even slightly possible for a natty to have hueg arms?
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>>38780681
I'm excited.
Right now I also managed to catch a phlegm cold which is likely holding back my power levels.

Hoping I get better soon.
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>>38782924
>mast thinks his shitty insert abs are better than my hookups

Kek and you say I've got too much to pick on...

>>38782932
My mom is more like
'Go be a huge whore gold digger and live the slut lyfe I never could

But also don't get herpasyphlaids'

>>38782965
Uhh he just never shows up. Keeps making new times he'll show up. Asks when I'm home like a serial rapist. I just keep demanding proof pics and he sends me xos lmao idek what he's trying to get out of this since I'm giving him nothing now
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>>38781849
Post your liver values at the end of that. Running any oral for longer than 8 Weeks is idiotic. Your chances of actually compromising your liver go through the roof not to mention the chances of liver tumours.
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>>38782770

I was on them a long time ago, and my strength back than was apparently enough to call me a liar and accuse me of estatting.

Right now you'd be right. I am on too much gear. But I get checkups every month. Health is stable, how is yours? Aside from "I feel fine"?

I wasn't allowed to lift for over 1.5 years. I lost a shitton of muscle and strength in under a week. From 82 to 67 in 7 days. Mostly muscle. I should have died.

My strength was very high for my weight. I never cared for much else. I want to be 84kg at most, after the rowing stuff is behind me.

Bodybuilding isn't a sport. It's a beauty pageant. You don't need size for sports.

For me size comes with strength, not the other way around.

How is that bad?

I don't look good now, but if I were to work on that it would screw up my strength gains. It'll come eventually.

>>38782755

One study, ONE.

>>38782747

You didn't state height.

I'm 6'0-6'1. Abs visible can be 20% or 10%. Probably quite some bloat, so guessing 10% to lose or so?
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>>38782833

Dem lips. Hnnnngggg
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>>38783028

Im on trt, I took a lot of benzos, my liver never budged.

I have a before and after test from just test to taking mtren and msten with ASAT, ALAT AND G GT.

Difference was under 1%.
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>>38783016
do you have siblings?
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>>38783068

I'll have to add that my ASAT and ALAT have always been slightly above reference even before I got my benzos.
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>>38782991

Only work arms?

>how does mussels work.
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>>38783096
1 full brother, a half brother, 1 half sister

The two half siblings aren't related to each other however and I am the eldest
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>>38782571
Yolo clen til death gurl
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>>38783168
So you came from a dysfunctional family.
explains a lot actually
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>>38783231
My body is ready

MUSCLE CRAMPS HERE I COME

FOR ZYZZ M8 AEEESTHETIC
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>>38783258
Oh. Well duh

I don't know overall I think I had a pretty good childhood. I mean I've had friends or psychs make a point of certain things being off but I was happy with it
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Wanna do a 12 week blast of Test E and Tren A for my first cycle.

thinking 4-500mg Test E, 250-350 Tren A for first 8 weeks then continuing on just Test E before PCT.

Would prami and aromasin suffice for an AI? Clomid and nolva be fine for like a 4-5 week PCT after? Thanks
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>>38783323
fuck off
research more, none of that cycle makes sense
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Why you lads always hating on that there tbol?
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>>38783397
How exactly doesn't it make sense? Give me one good reason, and not "oh don't use tren for your first cycle"
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Also any home remedies to get better from this cold?

Varying shades of green are coming out of me and I fear it'll kill my gains.
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>>38783431
Huh? Last time tbol came up that i saw everyone was dick stroking it like it gave em 5 extra inches
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>>38783441
it makes since, I cruise on 250 test and just throw in 350 tren a for 8 weeks here and there
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>>38783452
>takes a picture of his snot
U wot m8

Anyway I'm in the same boat rn. Rinse your nose out with water with table salt in it. It'll make your sinuses golden famalamjam

Wew really feeling these dillies
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>>38783452
vodka pepper shot,
hot sauna
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Will start first cycle (250mg test-e E3D for 12 weeks) and I'm wondering about kickstarts.

I've seen dbol 60mg ED for 4-6 weeks recommended, but I'd like to know what my other options are, in case I can't get a hold of dbol.

I know there's abol and sdrol, and for all I've read the pros and cons are about the same as dbol, right? What about var? Seems to be easier on the liver. Does it make sense for a kickstart?

I might not even kickstart my cycle, just to be 100% sure of the sides, but I'd like to know what my options are.
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>>38782224
stretching hip flexors, adductors and general hip capsule work and spinal erectors, more glute and hamstring work
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>>38783452
>>38783492
Actually this reminds me

Crush a bunch of jalapeños in a glass and just hold them under your nose

Will clear you right out
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Anyone else feels like their lifting routine takes too much fucking time?

>1.5 hrs going to and out in the gym
>.5 hrs fucking around to the supermarket
>20 mins to prep and cook meal
>20 mins to eat while watching shit on youtube

Godamnit that's a huge chunk of your free time gone.

And I live 2 mins away from work so I just work 9hrs with lunch/breaks and that's it for my obligatory shit, I can't imagine americans working those retarded hours + traffic.
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>>38783441
you dont know how to control your ai, and you never will. now youll have to deal with estrogen problems while you have prolactin issues. Youre gonna pump your self full of caber, aromasin without knowing the use for either and if you even needed it at all. prami isnt even an ai btw.
most people do low test/high tren for a reason
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>>38783497
Tbol senpai

Don't use var it's overpriced for what you're doing

If you're deadset on that at least grab some winny instead

Though honestly I'd recommend just sticking with test 1st cycle so you can understand what its like as your base and how your body reacts to it without having to fug around figuring out what compound your sides are coming from
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>>38783463
Kicked in for me yesterday, bench felt really smooth.

Plus as a noob the low sides did appeal to me, I don't get the appeal of dbol if you lose most of what you get.

>>38783482
Just incase there was any confusion.
Plus it's an image board.

My nostrils are mostly clear, this is coming out of my lungs.

Just bums me out that I'm not a 100% stud for my first cycle.
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>>38783497
if youre dead set on injecting e3d why dont you get some prop and do 250 prop / 250 enan every week. youll feel it by week 2. or frontload it if you have enough.
winny is great most likely not fake and wont make you explode like a water ballon like dbol
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>>38783536
Aromasin would prevent most prolactin issues, would throwing in nolvadex during cycle work better for estrogen inhibition? Prami isn't an ai, i know this. i have some pubertal gyno so i'm assuming that adding prami would inhibit any further growth of the existing beast tissue or possibly reverse it.
>>
Got pharma gear from Iran, on a watchlist now but it works. Maybe a bit of radiation in there.
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anyone here have experience with m1t?
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>>38782831
>My father raped me when i was a child.
>Iam watching Dad and son porn now.
I knew it! Men can become gay by being raped or forced/tricked into having sex at a young age.

I've had dreams about old man giving children rotten food(that made the kids go insane). I'm pretty sure that's my view on male homosexuality, it's imprinted onto boys at a young age when another male takes advantage of them.

Homosexuality is a mental illness bruh.
>>
which is better test with a short ester or test with a long ester?
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>>38783561
Well most people will recommend doing both tbol and dbol at the same time. Maximize your gainz

And you don't necessarily lose what you get from dbol, it just seems like it because it makes you bloat so much when you drop the water weight after you think it's lost muscle but not really

>cold
Egh you gon git bronchitis breh git on dem antibiotics dayumn
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>>38783604
if you have gyno now go on a ralox or nolva cycle for gyno reduction. theres lots of studies, ralox is like 82% effective. before you start cycling.
aromasin will prevent estrogen issues and wont allow estrogen to make prolactin worse.
if youre going to run another compound anyways why dont you go with mast? it will decrease your gyno and probably wont even need ai. run 400/400 is my sweet spot for test/mast. 0 sides 0 ai. dick tight skin
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>>38783671
Depends on how your body reacts to sides, how frequently you want to pin etc

At the end of the day test is test
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>>38783686
So just a raloxifene cycle before my first gear one? Like legit just that one compound, no SERMS or ai needed? also do you build a tolerance to AI or estrogen inhibitors? thanks for the help
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>>38783695
Expend please.

e.g. If you're prone to sides do you go for test-e or prop?
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>>38783492
Actually just worked something out where I get unlimited hot yoga, hot pilates and hot barre yoga by cleaning up the place for one three hour shift a week.

It's 102F/39C in there.

I got full of hot sauce, but avoiding booze since I'm running an oral.

>>38783521
How bout just inhaling pic related?

>>38783523
>20 mins to prep and cook meal

Do you exclusively live off of quick oats?
Been making my horse, chicken thigh, rice and bean mix for last hour you nig.
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>>38778377
>>38781445
Went to the doctor. He looked at at for 2 seconds and could tell that it's not an access. It's inflamation
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>>38782788
>Is it that bad?
>>38782795
>CANCER
>>38783046
>One study, ONE.

1. the one study is a rat/mouse study where they were given absurd doses (above what the fitness dose prescribed for athletes is/was - yes, even corrected for the difference in animal model) for >100 weeks (closer to 2 years) that can't be taken seriously for the aforementioned reasons (also plz note that most people don't take gw for more than 12 weeks

2. so much evidence to the contrary. see:

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/17693664>Peroxisome proliferator-activated receptor-beta/delta (PPARbeta/delta) ligands do not potentiate growth of human cancer cell lines.
>The quantitative nature of the present findings are inconsistent with the hypothesis that cancer cell lines respond differentially as compared with normal cells, and provide further evidence that PPARbeta/delta ligands do not potentiate tumorigenesis.
>PPARbeta/delta ligands do not potentiate tumorigenesis.

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/17893232
>attenuate colon carcinogenesis

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/18054822
>inhibit growth of UACC903 and MCF7 human cancer cell lines.

https://cellandbioscience.biomedcentral.com/articles/10.1186/2045-3701-2-34
>This study clarified the mechanism underlying GW501516-dependent promotion of hepatic repair by stimulating proliferation of HSCs via the p38 and JNK MAPK pathways.
>helps ur liver

I have no reason to shill gw and am not on it but to give people cancer scares for no reason kinda sucks
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>>38783492
>>38783736

Definite fan of hot sauce cleanses, legit will kill and clear anything inside your digestive tract
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>>38783702
>http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/15238910

I wouldnt call it a cycle but if you fix your gyno before you cycle youll have a better time.

"Sixty-eight patients with idiopathic gynecomastia were seen in the Breast Clinic. The median age was 39.5 years (range, 13-82), with a median duration of symptoms of 3 months (range, 1-90). The median size was 3 cm (range, 1-7). Twenty-three patients were treated with tamoxifen and 20 with danazol. Complete resolution of the gynecomastia was recorded in 18 patients (78.2%) treated with tamoxifen"

"Based on the good results of another author 10 boys with marked pubertal gynecomastia were treated with the antioestrogen Tamoxifen (Nolvadex) at a dose of 20-40 mg/d orally for 2-12 months. In most cases the gynecomastia decreased totally, only two patients experienced palpable subareolar glandular tissue at the end of therapy"

"Sixty-one Chinese men with idiopathic gynecomastia were treated with 40 mg of tamoxifen daily for one of four months (median, two months). Eighty percent had complete regression of their breast swelling. No long-term side effects of tamoxifen were observed over a median follow-up period of 36 months."

"Tamoxifen resolved the mass in 30 patients (83.3%; CR=22, PR=8) and tenderness in 21 cases (84%; CR=0, PR=0). Lump gynaecomastia was more responsive to tamoxifen than the fatty type (100% vs. 62.5%; P=0.0041)."

"We evaluated the efficacy of the tamoxifen treatment in 37 patients with pubertal gynecomastia. All had distinct, easily palpable breast swellings with a diameter of over three cm. Pain, tenderness, and swelling associated with gynecomastia were reported by six patients. Eight of the patients were obese. One patient also suffered from varicocele. Pain and size reduction was seen in all patients with tamoxifen treatment."

"After suppression of anabolic steroid intake and treatment with tamoxifen, a high remission rate can be achieved "
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>>38782224

You never saw results from just stretching because the problem wasnt excessive shortness of the tissue itself, but too much neuromuscular tone from bad holding patterns in day to day life.


Lunge and couch stretch. RKC plank after. Then trap bar Deadlift and focus on squeezing the glutes hard. Regular deadlift and squats you never fully hip extend, has to be trap bar, or DB Lunges if there are no trap bars.

You need to fix motor patterning, the effect of stretching on the CNS is short lived so you have to act right after. Lunge /couch stretch helps turn off hip flexors, RKC planks turn on abs and glutes, trap bar deadlifts reinforce the new pattern under load.
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>>38783168

post solid pic of thigh/ass
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>>38783685
First cycle I should have kept my dick in my pants and just done test but the temptation to add an oral was to great.

At least I didn't listen to this one guy trying to sell me on tren/sdrol beginner stack.

Been gobbling down cyto greens for them antioxidants.
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>>38783775
Thx I'll start trying this right away
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>>38783771
Pretty sure that's how poo in the loos managed not to die in their septic environments.
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>>38783728
Test e generally

Though everyone reacts differently, shorter esters = out of your system faster = easier for you to deal with if shit does hit the fan senpai

>>38783736
>inhaling pic related

Gon need a video for science

>>38783784
Lazy senpai my ass is on here somewhere go find it

>>38783790
Some people can hella stack and jump into tren 1st cycle and be fine

But it's not worth the risk imo kek
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>>38783736

Oven baked chicken pieces, pork belly slices, shoulder steaks, pork loins, etc take like 15 minutes in the oven.

I just buy side dishes straight up since a single guy ain't got time for that shit (canned lentils/beans/chickpeas or oven-ready cauliflower cheese or readymade lentil dishes, chilled pastas rarely).

Don't want to waste an hour cooking big shit like turkey legs, whole chicken, gamon joints n shit. only during my day offs or non-lifting days.
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>>38783811
fucking saved
how have i not seen this glorious image of the infamous toilet witch before???
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>>38783497
>in case I can't get a hold of dbol
if you cant get dbol you cant get anything else either
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>>38783552
thanks, I most likely won't kickstart my cycle. I'll leave that for my second one.

Var, however, is supposed to be VERY cheap here, that's why I listed it.
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>>38783890
I'm too high to understand why i phrased this so weird but I should clarify that people tend to get less sides from test e not that it's the shorter ester
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>>38783523
>going to the supermarket and cooking every day
do you even meal prep?
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>>38783482

>table salt
>sodium hcl
>not d-amphetamine hcl
>shiggydidgeroodidoo.
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>>38783602
> dead set on injecting e3d

Wait, is there another option for test-e in a first cycle?
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>>38783941
If var is cheap there it's fake af senpai and you're just buyin yoself some dbol or winny anyway le
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>>38783930
Not everyone lives in the US, my man.

I hear a lot about bunk dbol here, while var is both more easily available and cheaper.
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>>38783944
>I should clarify that people tend to get less sides from test e not that it's the shorter ester
this does the exact opposite of clarifying anything
>>38784019
i dont live in the US
dbol is cheap as fuck to produce, var is expensive as fuck to produce
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>>38784030
>opposite of clarifying anything

Well i give up kek my eyes are like rolling into the back of my head at work did not expect these dillies to hit me like this mustve been the coffee
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>>38783523

No. It's over too fast.

But because I just got back I need insane rest in between.

I literally lift with 2 minutes between sets. Then 5 minutes between exercises and after 3 exercises I need like 15m or i'll fail on rep 1.

Not even because it's heavy, the weight will literally just fall down. You all know the feeling, hard to describe.

Today 8 sets bench, 5 sets btn press, tried incline, failed hard.

Rest for 10 minutes.

5 sets chest flies, 5 sets delt work.

3 minutes.

5 sets leg raises.

Sets take +- 45 seconds. So total 2.5m per set Inc rest. I was in there for 2+ hours.

Leg day was insane, 8 sets Squats. 8 sets leg press. 8 leg extensions, 8 curl and 3 calves because pump.

Tonight it's 8 sets bb rows, 5 sets pullups, 5 sets seated rows, some weird thing that helps my lats for 5 sets.

Then take 5 off. Closegrip bench for tris. 4 sets.

Finish with curls/tricep work supersets.

I'll be in around 1am, ill be out by 4 I reckon.

I want strength, more rest and higher weights should be better
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>>38783955

E5d. Fluctuations aren't that bad. Just pin a little more.

Also, depends on how bad you get with unstable levels.

Pinning subq also works.
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>>38783958
var is sold by compound pharmacies here, with a prescription. Those tend to be even cheaper than regular pharma (like adrol, which is also sold with a prescription, and cheap).
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>>38783890
>Gon need a video for science

Just had a sniff, fuck if that goes anywhere but my mouth. Just handling the bottle is a hazard.

Went for a piss two hours after using and had burning cock for a day.

Yeah great risk great gains but I'm relatively patient.

>>38783900
I'm currently avoiding anything premade.
Natty I usually eat around 5g sodium a day but for this cycle I'm keeping it 2g and under.

>>38783906
My Pepe game is on point
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>>38784057
since you do it on the side
what you know about escorts in canada?
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is 29 guage to small to inject with?

whats the smallest guage you guys reccomend that does not require backloading?
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>>38784072
Interesting.

I'll look into prop-est, though. That seems like a winner for me.
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>>38783773
Should i use raloxifene and tamoxifen or just one or the other? also what doses and for how long? sorry for the annoying questions just very excited that this might work
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>>38783944

No, you phrased it correctly. Test e or prop are the same in sides.

Prop acts faster and needs to be pinned more often. People lazy. So... People get more sides because they don't pin ed.

Also what are you high on. Pls share experience, I have been sober for a month T_T
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>>38784057
>nodding at work
s m h
>nodding while on 4chan at work
S M H
M
H
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>>38784096
I've done 31s before
Just takes a while
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>>38784109
Raloxifene works better, has a higher affinity towards the recptors in breast tissue
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>>38783016
I actually agree, my ab insertions are shit. But what if they were flawless also, like the rest? I mean, i have to give the rest the illusion that they have a change to compete with me.

His abs insertions are as shitty as mine.

Also funny you made yourself believe they're acutally hook-ups. Mirin the level of delusion.


>>38783046
I'am not talking about health, i'am talking about the fact you're ruining your body for zero results. I'am doing the same, but i make damn same sure i get the results i desire.

There is enough input, but no results. What is the purpose? Please explain.

The rest is just excuses again, i don't even bother to argue about.
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>>38784079
Can i move in with you

>>38784080
Fuck I've made that mistake more times than I'd like to admit

>cutting up jalapeños
>run eyes
>masturbate

I've spent fucking hours running my cumt under cold tap water for this express purpose jfc

>>38784081
>escorts in canada
Wat u wanna know
Everyone is different. I'm very open and affectionate (not like I'm not used to acting) and most guys are very surprised by this. Apparently lots of girls have weird rule lists and won't let you kiss em etc

>>38784110
Hydromorphpnefkgxhj however it's spelt

My fwb married guy had some left from an old script je sold to me

And ofc copious amounts of dxm cuz this fucking cold

COME BACK TO DEGENERACY NOTOP
JOIN ME DOWN THE RABBIT HOLE
kek

>>38784135
Yeah they literally pay me for this and I'm still quitting cuz I don't like waking up and apparently being hours late for weeks on end and getting the company fined/in trouble is a no no?
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>>38784245
>made yourself believe they're actually hookups
Idgi what is it then?
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>>38784245
masT the point of an apostrophe is to reduce the amount of letters you use. I am OR I'm NOT I'am

>Inb4 mad
Just trying to help
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>>38784250
yeah why would you even have a day job? wasnt your escorting thing super profitable?
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>>38784250
resubscribed
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>>38784250
Kek, an ex had the pleasure of making love to the tap after some foreplay following me prepping habaneros.

> kissing sex workers

For what purpose?
Might not have rinsed her mouth after last swallowed load.
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>>38784269
Customers/clients?

You're a whore, plain simple

>>38784278
Thanks brother, i never saw it that way. I always thought I'am was the way to prononce it

I will keep it in mind.

It's important to make each other better.
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>>38784287
Well I've had this day job prior to escorting so i kinda just ride it out

But yeah since I can sustain myself fine off escorting I'm gunna quit
Plus more free time = more escorting dollarydoos

And I honestly have noticed an improvement in my cardio with all this sex

Might be coincidence but I think it's the positivity of the orgasm endorphin rush over additional exercise
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>>38784250
>I'm very open and affectionate (not like I'm not used to acting) and most guys are very surprised by this. Apparently lots of girls have weird rule lists and won't let you kiss em etc


Thats pretty surprising to me kek, maybe you make so much money because of your personality HAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>38784330
>Thanks brother, i never saw it that way. I always thought I'am was the way to prononce it

U srs?
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>tfw you will never make out with estp after shes sucked multiple dicks that day
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>>38784330
Isn't getting paid for it a one up from doing it free though? How's that even a downgrade idgi
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>>38784109
Just one or the other. Ralox is preferred.
In my country they are both OTC medicine and nolva (tamoxifen) is about 50% cheaper. I'd do 40/40/20- until it subsides. You'll have to look up ralox as i believe it's 60mg. I had pubertal gyno and used nolva to completely get rid of it while cutting to 10%bf to start my first cycle. If you are still not 100% sure of your gyno and want to cycle go test/mast. Mast was developed as a breast cancer drug.
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>>38784346
jesus christ how fucking high is the girl in that pic?

look at her eyes top keke
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>>38784339
How old were you the first time you traded sexual favors for money/drugs/wtv
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>>38784346
I'm really quite charming and outgoing face to face. Got dat charisma dripping off me senpai

Lots of guys say they like that I'm very upfront/confident especially with sex, since lots of women they've been with are prudish and insecure. It's a different experience, I can get the appeal of my allure
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>>38784365
I don't think she looks high at all. You seem like a degenerate.
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>>38784386
Not all you got dripping off of you, amirite?
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>>38784386
desu, its why you're nice to talk to on here too, its kinda refreshing.
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>>38784352
Yeah of course. Thank you for your help sir.

>>38784354
If you believe it's an upgrade to fuck men for money, then who am i to judge you?
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>>38784430
Holy shit mirin intelligence genetics
>over 12 years old
>doesn't understand contractions
>still telling people you're superior genetically
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>>38784109
This will probably help you out with some questions. Pubertal gyno fucking sucks.

http://www.uk-muscle.co.uk/topic/165044-gyno-reversal-with-tamoxifen-study/
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>>38780622
that trip name tho
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>>38784441
he's a meathead but he's our meathead
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>>38784430
I wish woman would pay me.
I get no pleasure from protected sex.

It's just cardio and I hardly ever finish, as tight as they are they're no match for my seasoned kung fu grip.

A proper blowjob on the other hand.
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>>38784386
>I can get the appeal of my allure
I can't, at all
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>>38784353
kys
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>>38784339
>tfw missing out on cardio gains because of autismo
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>>38784476
She's funny, honest (f you know how she's like you can figure out if she's lying), is interesting, charming and looks good.

sure she is a whore, but no ones perfect lmao.
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>>38784513
They're all whores.
She's honest.
And them lips.


> tfw a powerlifting coach at my gym just messaged me saying I dominated my bench yesterday, DAT SPEED DAT POWER
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>>38784408
Weeeeew senpai desu ne

>>38784419
Thanks famalam xoxo

>>38784430
Well I'd rather be a rich whore than a poor slut so yeah

>>38784513
Weew lad you flatter me
This some kinda reverse trollan?

Jajajaja


Mmmm ruining my diet with greasy chinese fast food
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>>38784550
>Weew lad you flatter me
stop laughing in spanish, you can't even speak spanish.

and no, I was serious kek.
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>>38784565
She's not gonna fuck you bro
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>>38784565
I speak a little spanish, it's my step mothers 1st language
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>>38784328
>not wanting the Gfe

>>38784542
Stop talking to any of them
It's not worth your time
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>>38784475
You tried to be less ugly and have more confidence?

>>38784441
Shit, you got me.

That hurts me a lot actually. No sleep for me tonight, that's for sure.

>>38784550
If you got nothing better to become in life, then yes this would be the best option for you. I agree.
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>>38784585
This guy fucks
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>>38784580
fuck off cunt.

>>38784581
your dad has good taste kek.
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>>38784601
Well having good bb genetics doesn't pay much, and I can't imagine you lasting long at a decent job if you're opening your emails with "I'am excited about..." so probably worth losing some sleep over.
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>>38784611
He does. She's a giant tittied Venezuelan fitness babe who wears designer errythin

Trophy wife
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>>38784640
>giant tittied Venezuelan fitness babe
a man after my own heart, did your mom remarry?
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>>38784666
>666

Weeeew

Yeah moms remarried a billion times. Her current marriage exists but I think she wants out. She wishes she married rich which is prob why she's all about being a gold digger. She's got an amazing job but even worse than i am with money
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>>38784698
>Yeah moms remarried a billion times. Her current marriage exists but I think she wants out. She wishes she married rich which is prob why she's all about being a gold digger.

LOL, 3D women, jerry is always right.

what does she spend it on anyway?
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>>38784585
Noted
>>38784601
Awww you were nice to me before, anyway I'm handsome.
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>>38784638
I got a bachelor and and a pre-master diploma.

I'am also making 2k net a month, with 2 months of job expiernce.

I got nothing to complain about really.

>>38784744
Then you got nothing to worry about m8.
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>>38784330
If you want, Im autistic enough to correct all the little things that make it obvious English isn't your first language. Not the general grammar BS that everyone does, just the odd little inconsistencies. I figure it would be annoying but tBh I would appreciate it personally as long as it's in text. Up to you.


Example:
>Plain simple
Never heard anyone say it like this. It's "Plain and simple"
>>
>>38784441
For ESL, he's pretty good.

>>38784475
I'm pretty sure you could get women to pay.
They'd just be old broads and uggos.

>>38784513
>sure she is a whore, but no ones perfect lmao.
I wouldn't stick my dick in her, but she seems like she'd be fun to drink with.
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>>38784820
English is a lot easier than Dutch, grammar-wise.

We got a lot of exceptions here. That's why it's probably the most difficult language to understand.

I appreciate your help, but most people over here understand what I am saying, thus no need to correct every grammar mistake i make.

But feel free if you really want to.

>>38784827
>nobody is perfect
Only the inside matters
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What do you guys do to reduce PIP? My virgin babby quads feels like they've been stabbed by a knife.
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>>38783046
you are fucking delusional.

masT is right, if you take steroids, atleast get to the next level.

why inject illegal cattle hormones and mess with your body like that to look like an average joe or get stronger which no one gives a fuck about and is a retarded reason to take steroids.

masT might be a lot of things but he isnt delusional.
He is honest and sees the things like they are. And what he told you was 100% the true.
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>>38784951
>why inject illegal cattle hormones and mess with your body like that to look like an average joe or get stronger
trt?
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>>38784948
It gets better over time. Soon you won't notice it.
Warming up the oil before injecting help.
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>>38784988
Thanks, that's comforting to know. I'll try heating it up a little next time.
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>>38784873
Nah Polish is the most difficult.

And like I said, not the grammar stuff, no one really cares about that. But the little mistakes a person still (relatively) new to the language will make.
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>>38785089
Why is Russian ranked so high?
>>
Okay so i was convinced if i want to go on 250mg test e, ill just pin 250mg test e once per week.

but some anon a week ago sounded really confident telling everyone that the halph life is 3-4 days, and that i should inject 125mg every 3 days instead.

i wouldnt care much but i think it would be a hassle to get exactly halph a cc everytime.
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>>38785089
afrikaans meester ras
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>>38785143
the half life of enanthate is 4.5 days. you should inject every 3 days.

enough with this "pin test e once a week" meme jesus christ
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>>38785143
how is getting exactly half a cc any harder than getting exactly one cc lol
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New

>>38785192
>>38785192
>>38785192
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>>38785143
More frequent pinning is better, no matter the half life, for keeping hormone levels constant.

Why 250? Seems low for a cycle and high for trt.
>>
when switching from babbys first blast to babbys first cruise, should I keep the tuesday/thursdays pin schedule or can I switch it up?
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>>38785208
im gonna BnC for a long time now.

I start with 250 just to see how things work out and how it feels like. How the gains are and so on.
When i feel confident, i bump up to 500.

The only other thing i ever consider to do is deca, because of dry gains and less sides.

Fuck everything else, fuck orals and shit like tren or hgh.
I saw so many people, even friends getting huge on 250mg/500mg BnC.
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>>38784245

I've been back in the gym for 2 months, 4 if you count dicking around to get used to it again. Most of it was spent cutting, I'm still maintaining until I lose the water, ran no ai for 2-3 weeks.

I am a lot stronger, definitely got a bit leaner but still weak.

But I was struggling with a 80kg squat for 5 and can do sets with 120 now. Bench at 60 was dangerous, I should be able to hit 5x100 next week unless this shoulder shit goes on.

And I'm not on that much gear. I would like to run 2x or 3x what im running now, and ive yolodosed in the past but i'm not an idiot.

My health is fine, I've got atherosclerosis but gear doesn't seem to aggravate it at all.

I'm in the gym a lot. Going until my muscle literally gives out. But that's 2.5 hours at best now. It used to be twice as long on a 3day split.

I put effort in, I get results. I just had to start low. If I had added half the weight of the past 2 months to my maxes I'd be on par with brick.

Apart from deadlift. Deadlift is fine but I don't go over 220kg anymore. Back problems enough in our family.

Tldr

Purpose is progress, I havent run anything over 250mg until I started taking things serious again. And even now, all in all, im not running high doses.

I would love to go in for 2 hours twice a day. Destroy my body and go again the day after. And I will. And I'll eat. But right now that would end up injuring me.

If you suddenly lost half your strength or more and 20% of your weight + your body would no longer be used to lifting. Would you jump in like you do now?

Also, what's your routine atm?

I only remember most calling mine retardedly high volume back then, but it did what I needed it to.
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>>38784250
>COME BACK TO DEGENERACY NOTOP

2cb and amphetamines. Only after I hit my old PRs on upper body and 180kg+ squat.

Amphetamines are great for cutting anyway. Add some dnp, go skiing for 2 weeks. Eat little, keep pinning, come back lean af after 2 weeks of sports, lifting and walks in the snow on 2cb.
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>>38784827

I, wait, ESL in the netherlands this is high school tier mistakes.

But it's an imageboard and I fuck up plenty myself.

Especially leaving out ' and such.

Only when on my phone though. It takes more effort to type correctly on muh phone.
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