fph thread

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How about starting a thread with content, fäm?

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>>38767397

>>38767020
Why do fatties swarm around this woman? Is it because she can't argue against them because she's dead?

>>38766854
I just wanna say shoutout to all the fatties actively working to lose weight. I'm proud of you keep up the good work.

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It's these threads that convinced me I needed to lose weight. Made the 5'6" manlet that I was at nearly 200lb decide that I wasn't happy or healthy with how I looked. These threads that inspire me every day to keep at it, keep trying to go to the shitty chain gym in my town and keep pushing till I can look and feel better about myself.

It's been about a month since I started lurking, studying the sticky, and I'm already down > 20lbs of pure body fat. Just throwing in my 2 cents to say that I love all of you /fit/izens.

Maybe someday, we'll all make it.

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>>38767882
Good job bro. I mire that mindset

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posting the tale of fatbro

because someday we're all going to make it

I need to cut, even if it means losing my 1.5pl8 ohp. Counting calories and sticking to a set diet is easy, but seeing my gains leave my body is never fun. I guess I'll look like a sick cunt underneath the fat, I just gotta let it out

>>38767882
Same here friend. Feels fucking great being down 4 kg of fat in 3 months. Never thought I would like to go to the gym. Never thought I would enjoy "healthy" meals. And here I am, anxiously waiting for my classes to end so I can hit the gym.

Life can be funny sometimes

>>38768160
Being able to lift heavy with fat on top of your muscles is like fat girls talking about how big their boobs are.

Lose weight, tubby and start gaining lean mass in the Winter.

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>>38767408
[[[[CITATION NEEDED]]]]

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>>38768160
do it you fat fuck

>>38767767
One thing has always bothered me about this. Shouldn't the sandwiches be way more than 1060 calories?

Sandwiches I make tend to come in around the 400-500 Cal mark.

4 sandwiches is 800 Cal in bread alone.

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I have a bit of a story that I wanted to share. It doesn't really have a point other than wtf.
Trigger warnings (because you cunts need them judging by your autism about sex and vaginas): Women, sex

>be me, work in a sex shop
>last shift for the week, Sunday afternoon, 15 mins till I close
>phone rings
>answer with usual professional courtesy
>man on the other end, says he thinks he spoke to me last week and asks if we do plus size corsets
>I tell him that our store doesn't actually do any proper corsetry with steel or acrylic boning, and the closest we have are bustiers that resemble corsets, and yes, we have them in plus size up to 4X
>He says the reason he asks is because he's looking something for his wife to wear, and she's gained a lot of weight and it's affected her confidence, so he wants to help her get her confidence back
>I dgaf about sob stories, but I have 15 mins to kill, so I listen
>She's gained a lot of weight and let herself go, is miserable, and can't seem to lose the weight
>He explains to me that the real issue is her breast size. Most cups won't fit her because she's HH or some shit
>I tell him that maybe a different style with soft cups might be suitable since you don't have to worry about an underwire or cup
>suggest things like bodystockings that are stretchy
>He tells me she's a size 22 (Australian sizing)
Google tells me size 22 is Tess Monster mode, but I didn't know this or have any idea what a size 22 looked like during the phone call
>Give him the usual spiel of "the best thing you can do is to come down with her and have a look at what we've got, or check out our website
Coming to think of it, NOTHING we have would fit a size 22
>Then he starts telling me that he wants something sexy for her to wear, because they had an erotic photoshoot done by a photographer mate, and it really seemed to boost her confidence

continue.....

>>38770282
>I thought "if she wants to feel sexy and boost her confidence, why doesn't she just eat less?" but I can't say that shit because I'm at work
>He says there were two male models in the shoot giving her attention and she loved it
>I wanted to tell him that the guys only gave his fatass wife attention because they were being paid but I just go "uh huh"
>He tells me that the guys were amazed with the size of her tits and that they were hanging off the ends of them
>"Uh huh"
>While he's telling me all the details of this wildlife shoot, I'm thinking "does he actually think this is risque or that he's titillating me with the details?"
I couldn't quite tell if he was just some guy getting his thrills by speaking to a girl on the phone about his fat fuck whale wife, or if he was just some poor dude at his wit's end trying to make his wife happy
>It's getting close to close, so I take control of the call and tell him to bring his wife down to see if there's something suitable, and make a point of telling him our opening hours and saying we close soon
>He then starts going on about how steamy the photoshoot was, and that he thought if he wasn't there, the guys would have fucked his wife
>Cuck alarm goes off
>He says his photographer mate has offered him a lot of money to make a sex video with his fatty wife in it and that you can't turn down that kind of money

continue....

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>>38770292
>I interrupt and say that would be her choice if she wanted the money or not, because he's getting a little too carried away with the idea of whoring out his fat fuck wife
>He says it's $5000
>I almost lol. $5k is money you can't say no to? Guy wants to whore out his disgusting wife for cheap.
>By now I'm bored and want to get the end of day stuff done, so I go back to my default repeat opening hours, tell them to come down to the shop, but this time I also say that I don't even know what a size 22 looks like so I'm not sure if what we have will fit, and that the ONLY thing I can help him with is talking about lingerie
>Sucks that I have to remain professional and polite, because I do like my job and need the money to pay for gym, food, and supps.. and rent and shit
>Dude finally gets the hint and the call ends

So what the fuck. He thinks the way to getting his wife to feel sexier is to whore her out for porn? And did he honestly think that he was telling me hot dirty secrets that might turn me on or some shit? We get weirdos all the time in sex shops, prank calls, guys ringing up because they get thrills talking to women on the phone and trying to get us to disclose personal sexual preferences, so his story of his hambeast wife having two dudes suck on her udders while pics were being taken was actually disgusting. Size fucking 22!!! Disgusting.

>pic related
That's about as big as we sell. "Queen" size it's called. The models on the boxes are all high test to pudgy.

>>38770305
Where in Aus do you work slut? 5k for a fuck - yeah, nah cunt.

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>>38766854
Wow really make you think

>>38767020
Tbh I dont see the appeal in her
.>>38767397
Kinda mean
>>38767408
Source bitch
>>38767767
Wish I could afford to eat like that
>>38767882
Lmao u still a manlet

>>38768145
Fakengay
>>38768160
Tfw u cut and have zipper abs

>>38768496
Wtf I hate blacks now
>>38770282
>>38770292
>>38770305
Where do you work
Imma throe up *barf

>>38770384
What the fuck is wrong with you? Weirdo

>>38770420
What do you mean

>>38770326
>>38770384
It's a sex toy shop. Not saying which brand. All I do is sell toys, lingerie, lube, condoms, porn, hens and buck's night shit...

It might tickle you to know that it's the Indian and Pakistani guys who buy delay products and bathmate pumps the most.

>>38767882
keep going bro

keep going

>>38766854

Good, fucking Trumpton are lazy bunch of cunts who do fuck all half the time and occasionally turn up and cut people out of cars. They need another job to do.

>>38770583
Of course they all have mirco peens according to the WHO

>>38770305
Are you an alternative chick?

>>38767882
Good job you fat fuck. Keep that mindset and you'll make it. Fat shaming works, don't let anybody tell you otherwise. The people who attack fat shaming are the people who don't want average people to be in shape.

>>38772384
Nobody's main chick works at a sex store, of course she's the side bitch.

In all seriousness though I've never seen a female employee at a sex store that wasn't either an alt chick or obese or both. Then again I live in North Central Florida so that might be a part of it.

>>38768496
Fuck that bitch

Poor doggo :((

>>38770384
Please stop posting you shitty tripfag

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>>38767020
this shit makes me rage. its revisionist history

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>>38766854

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>>38772952

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>>38772960

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>>38767397
I agree with the first line of that. Fat isn't a bad word! It is however an accurate descriptor

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>>38773004
>Anotha one

>>38767408
>confusing correlation and causation

>>38773104
>Implying fatties have anything resembling an education.

They don't see the difference.

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>obese mom makes me a drink with fruits in it
>just by looking at the full 10-12 oz glass of juice I'm already estimating the calories
>ask how many tangerines she put in it
>tells me to shut up fruit doesn't count
>tell her to tell me what she put in it
>6 tangerines, trys to downlplay the 2 cups of pinapple and 1 Apple
>I probably drank 400+ calories of fruits in one sitting
>more than if you just bought OJ in the store
>muh healthy at every size
>I tell her she needs to fix her portion sizes
>she tells me to burn off calories cleaning the bathrooms
>she's sitting on the couch while I am scrubbing the floors sinks tubs toilets and walls

I mean. Why do aversive to trying to lose weight?

>>38772979
Sikk fruntbutt 2bh

>entire life I was fat
>as a baby my relatives would call me chunky chicken
>growing up I was bullied into reclusion, no longer being active I gained a lot of weigh
>I spent all of high-school at 220+ pounds and still had extremely anti social behaviors due to bullying from middle school
>my grades were always higher than a majority of the class so I stayed home most days and ate junk food playing games
>graduate with no goals in life as I planned on offing myself before 30 anyways
>then I found /fit/ and /pol/
(1/2)

>>38773373
>began to see men of the past and how great they were
>Greek aesthetics and philosophy, proverbs that gave new outlooks on life
>an idea of honor and being more than ones self is slowly engraved into my mind
>while /pol/ changes how I see the world it begins to intermingle with how /fit/ makes me see myself
>I'm disgusting, I'm fat and it is revolting
>how can I believe that degeneracy is bad if I myself am a fat degenerate
>start cutting bad shit out of my diet, fuck soda and junk snacks
>start running and working out, I'm now 160 pounds and still losing weight
>plan on joining the rcmp and having a long career
>want to have a wife and three kids minimum
>want to be an example of what fitness can help a person achieve
>all because /fit/ and /pol/ taught me being fat is wrong

Never stop fat hate threads, they literally saved my life

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>>38773373
>>38773496
god speed anon

>>38772691
The people who made that video couldn't even find a picture where Monroe looked like their model so they had one with a ton of transparency to hide it.

>>38773496

Damn, that's inspiring anon. You can make it brah.

That's why I love history - it's inspirational as hell.

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>>38767882

>>38767882
Hey man good for you I was 170lbs 35% bf same height when I started changing my life! You can do it!!!

I need help, my dad and i are fat, but i'm trying to make it and it's inspiring my dad into doing the same and getting healthy again (he was a volleyball player, he actualy had a shot at being a professional) but he has a little problem: he doesn't see the problem about the body positivity movement and think there's nothing wrong with being fat and that being realistic about his and other fattys problems is being mean.
How can i show him that body positivity is a problem?

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Hey guys, thanks for all the motivation.

just wanna post a little progress, should i keep cutting or start to lift? I went from 235 to 165, now back up to 174lbs Thanks again. Im sure I "Could have done it without you" but you have helped me so much.

>>38774288
Keep up the solid work.. And just remeber... If you quit.. You'll die alone. Best wishes.

>>38774288
Holy shit anon, major kudos on the progress. Keep pushing and you'll do well.

>>38774288
Good shit brah! Lookin sharp.

>>38773373
>>38773496
Good for you, anon, I'm glad to hear you turned your life around.

>>38774288
To answer your question you should be lifting. You should basically always be lifting, even on a cut:

>>38767408
If you're too lazy, negligent, or irresponsible to maintain your own health then there's a good likelihood you're lazy, negligent, and irresponsible in other aspects of life which manifests as legal incursions and less reward.

>>38773373
>chunky chicken

But gj on combating degeneracy and providing our people a future.

Deus Vult anon

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I hate fat people that think are are muscular and don't admit they are just fat

>>38770305
>>38770282
>>38770292

>guys paid to pretend cow is sexy seem to think cow is sexy

WOW REALLY NO KIDDING

Poor fucks probably downed ten dick pills before going.

>>38774300
>>38774421
>>38774463
>>38774769

thanks a bunch guys. lifes good. feel like 10x the man i was a year ago

>>38774288
Any loose skin? What's your Height?

Obese women make me literally gag in my mouth and want to throw up. Disgusting pieces of lard.

>>38775026
You're on your way. Keep on making it '_'7

>>38775057

Thankfully no loose skin. I am manlet of all manlets at 5'8. Last I checked, I have checked my BF % on one of those fucked off machines at my gym, and it says 14% but I feel it is higher. I started cutting at 1500 calories per day, low carb but not keto. No soda of course, lots of lean meat, and fresh veg. Still continued to drink frequently whilst on the cut, and cant help but feel I could have done so so so much better without booze. I am starting a fresh run this week, excited to crank the daily calorie intake up to 2100 and start lifting heavier. I was an varsity hockey player in high school, and that was at my fattest. I will be starting Joe DeFrancos Strong Bastard 911 program thursday.

>>38767767
>2 4 pint bottles
GOMAD
OMAD
MAD
AD
D

>>38772386
>Fat shaming works

It's literally the reason why Asian countries don't have an obesity problem (excluding a country or two).

I can't find the video right now, but there's a dude on youtube who did a blog about going to Japan and people literally telling him to his face that he was fat like it was the most casual thing ever. And the dude was /fit/, so he wasn't even fat he was literally just bulking.

>>38769632
They are halves m8

>>38773023
The only thing I'm pissed off about is that she's wearing the wrong sized clothing
I remember when I was a freshman I was shopping for my very first highsvhjo dance saw this absolutely BEAUTIFUL gown, the price was right, it fit but we discovered it was torn at the zipper because some fatty tried to force her way into it. I was so angry, it was absolutely heartbreaking to the 14 year old version of myself

>>38775575
Highschool* failed

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>just started writing an argumentative paper against HAES
>go to their website to get some info straight from the source
>very front page
"Let's face facts"
>"We've lost the war on obesity."
>even one of their own core "facts" is a statement of pure resignation and acceptance of inferiority

>>38767882
You're a nigger

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>>38775629
I don't really get it. I mean after college and getting an office job I quit exercise and started drinking, got fat as a result. But I knew why I was fat, I knew what I had to do to stop I just didn't do it, and I sure as fuck never went around saying I was healthy.
Why are women more likely to up and refuse reality?
Why are they more likely to believe psychics or that guy who said he could talk to ghosts?

>>38775575
Girls really do live on easy mode

>>38773306
>obese mom makes me a drink with fruits in it
>I tell her she needs to fix her portion sizes
you dumb fuckin cunt. make your own drinks lazy shit

My grandfather is obese, he has gone to the hospital many fucking times because of complications due to his mother fucking Obesity. What do you do to someone who is addicted to alcohol or drugs? You Institutionalize them? What do you do with someone who is addicted to food? You preach body positivity??? No that's bullshit. Both of those addictions can fucking kill you my grandfather is not going to be around much longer because of his fucking eating habits. It's not fucking social justice, HOW IS IT JUSTICE TO THE FUCKING FAMILIES OF OBESE PEOPLE TO LOSE THEIR LOVED ONES EARLIER THAN THEY SHOULD? Body positivity is fucking bullshit. Stop thinking about just yourself and start thinking about the family who wants to keep you around as long as fucking possible.

>>38773306
Have you ever thought that maybe your mommy is pissing you off on purpose so you can FUCK OFF and go live on your own?

>>38775748
Lack of encouragement for critical thought and not many female role models for skepticism and science.

It's actually quite sad/scary to have half of the population so scientifically illiterate they're bamboozled by crystals and tarot cards.

Fatshaming not being effective is wrong. These threads are the biggest motivator I got, every day I visit one to remind myself what I do not want to become. I might be a sad, pathetic shit who cant stop my depression but at least I can stop myself from becoming this.

Thanks for posting in these threads anons. My pants are no longer too tight, my stomach, ass and thighs are shrinking, and my body are getting firmer every week.

Might even make it one day.

>>38770583
Maybe i'm on the wrong track here, but does your name start with an a? You sound like a girl I used to go to school with who now works in a sex store.

>>38776901
Forgot like 5 'S's brah, thats bad grammar

>>38777041
shit, brb.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zMT3SqgRfk

>>38774288
This is impressive in that short of a time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8HDFAu6Z3A

>>38772691

tbf I would smash that girll

>>38772536
>>38774288
Good work. Just throw out all the jewelry now.

>>38766854
Since womyn and men are equal, perhaps a 50% gender requirement for all rescues should be implemented regardless of how it affects Tumbler's financial statements.

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>>38777937
>that numale cuck of a boyfriend
>funnel feeding

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Praise fat shaming! In 10 months I went from 5' 140lbs and unable to eat healthy or complete one pull up to 110lbs and doing 3x5 sets of pull ups.
I spent the first 3 months studying religiously more than exercising DESU though.
Thanks fit

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>>38777488
The hell is wrong with people. This isn't real.

>>38767882

I believe in you brah

>>38774288

Noice

>>38776596
She said she appreciated my company you dumbass.

>>38775774
>make your own drinks
I didn't ask for drinks
I tell her not to make me any but she does anyway
She wants to lose weight so I tell her how to

>>38768160
Bulk through winter and start cutting in March for summer. Nobody cares about your bod for the next 6 months, but you'll be swole as fuark come next June for beach season

>>38775575
Go to a fucking tailor and get it fixed
Like don't women know how to sew anymore? You really that fucking lazy

>>38778907
Good filename.

The girl doing the lelo cosplay seems like she's just naturally wide. I mean, she's got some flab for sure, but she just seems square.

>>38773306
Ha ha why is your mum still running your life breh. Are you bootybothered it was fruit rather than tendies? No one's forcing you to drink it, just pour it down the sink man, just go outside ha ha

>>38778260
I know I'll have made it - or at least will make it - when I can do at least one chin up

>>38778907
>>38778976
Yeah agreed I think this is just an unfortunate body type

>>38768496
doggo ;(

>>38770282
are you kaoru from nana to kaoru

>>38766854
How do people live like? How do they get jobs if can't even leave the house?

>>38777488
Projectile-vomiting.png

>tfw fph threads disgust me so much that I actually undereat
>tfw I actually need a weekly kebab to hit an acceptable amount of weekly calories
>tfw fat friends keep asking me how I lose weight while I'm eating junk food "all the time"

>>38774288
gj anon!

Fat shaming definitely works. I've wanted to drop body fat for years, finally started about two months ago, and while I didn't start due to FPH, these threads definitely keep me going.

>>38780655
To test cal in cal out I literally only ate McDonald's/greggs/pizza for a few weeks

I still lost 1kg~ a week
It's hilarious

>>38767854
thanks breh

>>38774813
I honestly believed I was all muscle until an MRI showed a thick casing of fat all around me which I could not deny.

>>38766854
http://vidhuber.com/crazy-woman-realizes-she-is-fat/

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>>38779435

disability man, these people are too fat to work and thus the doctor writes them a disability note and thus the government pays them to stuff themselves sitting on their lazy ass all day

in my eyes if you're too fat too work then you get 2 choices
1: euthanesia
2: lose weight

if you prove that you can't do option 2 then it"s straight to option 1
it isn't murder, it's a mercy kill

>>38779413
`man, that manga was amazing

>>38770384
Fuck off, you're the cancer.

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>>38778987
You write like a full blown autist

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>>38780933

>be Stacey
>hang out in the mall waiting for Chad to take me for pizza
>crazy fat hambeast waddles by with equally fat hamchild trailing behind
>I cannot contain my giggle
>hambeast hears and waddles over to me as fast as its stumps can carry it
>hambeast breath right in my face
>glares at me while chortling 'faaaaaaat'
>feel pin prick on my leg
>realised she stabbed me with...something?
>is that a needle?
>did hambeast poison me?
>want to scream but don't feel so good
>everything goes black
>wake up on a train
>fml

>>38773496
/pol/ is for fucking easily-triggered faggots though, try >>>/his/

>>38767882
Your gonna make it brah I believe in you

I'm in a hotel full of fatties and hamplanets. The gym doesn't even have a barbell and isso fucking tiny. Second day and have seen some shit

>>38780986

Why do you post this in every single thread? We've seen it by now. You cant get redit may may points here

>>38768145
I crie errytiem

>>38770305
Maybe the guy likes her gf fat and want her to stay that way.

>>38781799
>They have a cave troll.

>>38778907
>When the fifth element is trans fat

>>38772384
Nope. My hair is a normal colour, I only have ear piercings, and I have no tats.
>>38772426
Lots of the other girls fit that description.
>>38774991
And probably took bleach showers after
>>38776967
Could be, but most of the guys I went to high school with are now creepy losers who get all stalky when we barely spoke in highschool.
>>38782468
Or maybe he's some cuck loser who gets his kicks telling people he's going to pimp out his fat bitch wife

>>38778922
>mommy said she loves me

>>38773373
>>38773496
It's too bad about /pol/, but at least you're only a pathetic piece of shit now instead of fat and pathetic.

Is this the things that never happened thread?

>>38779043
Are you a woman?

>>38775096
Seconded.

>>38775748
Princess syndrome.
Growing up being taught that the entire world owes you something because you're female adding to that Princess Syndrome.

>>38781799
Lying her fucking ass off.

>>38786304
>It is NOT shallow for me to only date gorgeous people
>But the thin people I am interested in are QUITE shallow if they can't find me attractive

This has to be a troll.

>>38776072
bruh, that's the fucking reason I'm doing this bullshit. i don't want to rob the people that love me of time with me, i owe it to my famalamadindong to live as long as i can

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>>38774813

>Posting the prime example of this

ty anon

>>38778907

Weird body but would fuck

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>>38780933
>http://vidhuber.com/crazy-woman-realizes-she-is-fat/

Yes.
She's on drugs
It's bad.

But holy fuck, my sides just OD'd from laughter.

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>>38781865
>>38780933
something about this excites me and i'm not sure what

>>38773373
>>38773496
Everything about attempting to be a /fit/izen: you're gonna make it.
But /pol/? Dude, they literally just go against the grain. If only you visited that sewer during the Bush Administration or early Obama Administration, you would know.
/his/ and /sci/ are better if you want >to see men of the past and how great they were

>>38767882
Right here with you famalam. Still a fat fuck but working at it. Each one of these threads pushes me harder and harder. The introspection is great.

Not too crazy of an FPS but at the college I attend some of the auditorium rooms only have chairs with a pull-out arm on the side that students use to write on, like a half sized desk.

There are a couple people in my class that are so fat they can't use them because their stomachs are too big.

>>38777096
pretty groovy

>>38784363
>injecting ivs through her perineum
uwotm8

>>38773373
>then I found /pol/

That's a step backwards, not forward.

Anyone have the 600lb life water weight thing

>>38788700
>not sitting on your IV needles
Why even live?

>>38786505
Thank you

>>38767882
>5'6

Great bait

>>38781985
>le triggered may may

Kys

>>38782860
You sound like a degenerate desu. Would not date.

>>38790390
>trip
>buzzwords

Stop posting loser literally no one wants your input.

>>38787326
>>38784349
>man finds shit that works for him
>REE LETS GET HIM REDDIT LE DOWNVOTE THEYRE SO PROBLEMATIC!

Thanks for correcting the record

>>38790499
He said it first you shit eating Manlet retard

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>>38782156
It's a gem, deserves to be reposted

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>mom came to visit
>she is super overweight now
>knees are useless to her
>needs to walk with a cane
>couldn't walk with us to see shops
>because of her weight she has more accidents if she go to the bathroom in time
>always out of breath
>take her to lunch
>mention my weight loss goals
>says it's nice and she is losing weight too
>ate half a sandwich cause she is full
>maybe this time it's different
>we go shopping and she wants snacks for the ride back
>loads up on cookies and cakes
>buys a bag of cherries to eat as well
>"the fruit will balance it out"
>had to explain that food doesn't work that way
I'm watching my only living parent die.

I don't know if my genetics are garbage, or I have some dysmorphia in my life, but I've gone from 300 to 270 in 2 months, and I can't tell at all, although everyone who has seen me recently has told me I look much better, even people I haven't seen since I started the gym. Am I retarded?

Also, thanks for the fat hate daily. It's my favorite thread on /fit/.

>>38767854
Thanks man

>>38790935
It's fucked anon, but never blame yourself. As cold as it sounds she really has only herself to blame, so long as you can say you tried.

>>38791028
>genetics
Seems you haven't been browsing these threads enough. Yeah a person going from 120 to 90 is going to notice a big difference whereas a like yourself at a huge weight isn't going to see a lot of progress for some time. You will feel a lot better and once you do lose the weight you'll never want to put it back on.

Give it time.

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>>38791114
Yeah I have focus on my change. Sorry for the blog post. Here is a picture that people were looking for in the pervious threads. I hope this keeps going. These threads are motivationto some and a cautious tale to others.

>>38791151
By genetics, I actually meant my fat distribution is mostly located in my gut. I can see some muscle formations in places that have little fat storage, such as traps and my calves.

I guess I've just had to look at my disgusting piece of shit body for so long, that nothing really seems to change in my eyes. At least I'm not going back, even if I won't actually see results for months to come.

>>38773496
>>38773373

>using /pol/ as inspiration

never going to make it

>>38770282
>Trigger warnings (because you cunts need them judging by your autism about sex and vaginas): Women, sex
Was this supposed to be funny? Cuz it makes you look autistic.

>>38791311
In fairness she's so bloated she could pull off the look of Rihanna after Chris Brown did his thing.

>>38781865
>>be Stacey
Lol. So you're okay with admitting you're a whore?

>>38791561
>Implying that faggot chris brown hit her
>Implying it wasn't her punchy butch lesbian girlfriend after she found out she ate some other chicks cunt

Yeah....

>>38791028

15 pounds a month is actually great progress, and dont get discouraged if it drops.
What >>38791151
Said is part of it, but also because you see yourself every day the change is gradual so you dont really notice unlike people who dont see you as often

>>38791498
but he's doing what hitler would want, exterminating millions of unwanted things, in this case fat cells.

>>38791192
You'll definitely notice more as you keep going. Focus more on the scale at the beginning of your weight loss and more on the mirror at the end of it; there's always something between the two to remind you from time to time you're making headway.

>>38790707
I went to give blood and got mired by the cute nurse over my arm vascularity

>>38791161
Post the Jenkins one

>>38767882
It wasn't these threads that convinced me but they certainly give extra motivation.

My #1 reason to lose weight is to feel better but after browsing these threads #2 has definitely become to avoid being associated with these people. I never blamed anyone else for me being a fatass so I definitely don't want other people to think I'm like these responsibility hiding fat fucks.

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I don't understand why people think that it's bad to tell children to not eat too much so that they stay skinny

I'm thankful for my parents as I actually had energy and was actually able to do physical activities. But fuck it, I guess all anyone wants to do anymore is sit down all day and jerk themselves off into twenty cheeseburgers

>>38792728
Growing up I was told to always finish my plate. Even after I stated I was full. Guess that is why I'm losing weight now.

>>38781799
>Body completely run out of places to store fat
>Starts stuffing it under the forehead

Perhaps eventually her forehead will cover her eyes so that she can no longer see her food?

>>38774288
>should i keep cutting or start to lift?
you realize these thigns aren't mutually exclusive? you should always lift, cutting and bulking just refers to your diet

>>38774813
tbf being fat does make you strong. I was a total fatass who never did any exercise for 3 years and when I walked into the gym I could bench 80kg for reps

moving around every day is like training with one of those weight belts.

>>38775575
BRISBANE

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>>38777488
NO

>>38792728
It's probably piggybacking off the reason why whenever you go over your grandparents house and they encourage you to eat as much as you possibly can because they lived through the great depression when food was rationed and there wasn't enough to go around. Your parents are just copying what their parents did to them because that's how most people parents.

>>38793496
>Being fat makes you strong

Ayy lmao found the fattie

>>38793675
former fattie*
it does though, anyone denying it is a retard. of course it does not make you not fat. but a fat guy who never works out is stronger than a thin guy who never works out.

>>38791571
Are you an idiot? Can you read?

>>38790707
Just tell the truth and admit you wanted to eat the mouth swabs fatty

Thank you /fit/ for inspiring me to lose 32 pounds, start lifting, and start doing cardio. These threads kept me motivated, and helped destroy any excuses or myths I knew.

>>38777488
>chafing asshole.
I have a sandy asshole. I think it's hemorrhoids. I started squat shitting and it did wonders, but the last few days it's come back.I hope it goes away again. I swear to god. I could get shot, and it wouldn't show on my face.

>>38767854

Thanks m8.

I got one
>used to work in retail
>fat fuck (he is 230 now but used to be over 300 then) is bitching about push ups
>say they are easy mode and do a shit ton of push ups
>he says yea but you dont have the weight i do.
>he then steps on me
> i proceed to do 100 push ups with him on me
> he gets super butthurt
Tbh he is going through a divorce which is helping him slim down at least

>>38769632
>4 sandwiches is 800 Cal in bread alone.

You lucky duck, I'm poor so I buy shit bread and it's 35 cal a slice (and that's about all it has) I couldn't imagine a 100cal slice of bread. Does it taste good?

>>38795523
where do you live? Where I live, even if you're dirt poor, you can still buy decent bread.

>>38770305

Who the fuck wouldn't take $5k to make fat porn? You are basically making a free $5k, no one would even watch that shit.

>>38795552
depends what you mean by decent. you can get high calorie bread for next to nothing. but a good hand baked bread from a bakery costs a lot

>>38795754
By decent I mean decent. I live in Germany, and you can get a loaf of AWESOME bread for about 2,50 euro. Or, often, you can opt to get half of that for half the price (not all the time, but often). And I mean all kinds of bread. Potato bread (fuckin' amazing), multigrain bread, carrot bread, dark bread, nut breads, fuckin' all kinds of bread.

Bread and Beer is what germany is all about, honestly.

>>38795754
>>38795798
And I mean at bakeries, too, though you can get those kinds of breads at discount bakeries too, although, of course, they're not as good. But still.

>>38793039
i really didn't know your forehead could even store fat

>>38791369
das art tho
#femnism

>>38795455
you did 100 pushups with 230 lbs on your back?
I smell bullshit!

>>38792411

>few weeks ago
>suddenly become disgusted with myself
>run the numbers
>fucking 3300 TDEE
>cutting so hard I fet sick every day
>begin exercising as well
>lost just over 5lbs a week
>still got 40lbs to go
>feel disgusted if I eat more than 1200 cal a day

I don't understand how I let myself eat so fucking much. You constantly see numbers like in the pic, eating low is literally the easiest thing in the world. One day I will be healthy and I don't know how the fuck I will deal with these people.

>>38767882
Same man. These threads made me change my life. I had a real condition that was my excuse for everything. These threads made me so disgusted with myself that I lost 70 pound and can life 4x more than when my weak ass started. Best part is I was finally able to recover thanks to my healthier lifestyle. Hating fatties literally saved my life.

>>38795523
Where can I get some 35 cal a slice bread? I need it for my cut.

>>38796047
My TDEE is about the same anon. I'm down 42 pounds so far. Been eating around 1500 everyday. I'm afraid I'm going too fast but at this size any bad that could come of losing too fast is probably a better fate than staying this size longer.

We're both gonna make it.

>>38778907
>the fridge element

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>>38790707
>more than 266 at 5'8
>100% healthy

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>>38790935
thats bad mate, but you can only help people who want the get helped. It's not your fault at least

>>38791028
one day it will come to you and you will suddenly realise how everything changed for the better. I know cause I went from 270 to 190 and I also noticed nearly nothing while in the progress

>>38796004
300 asshole
L2r
Sides i said stepped in me

>>38790935
>mom and dad were getting pretty far into overweight when I graduated high school
>felt kinda bad but couldn't get through to them
>end up living at home on an internship for a year
>mom takes inspiration from me working out, so she decides to start exercising
>goes out for 30 minute walks every night, I join her sometimes to keep her motivated
>ends up letting me do all the cooking so they can eat healthier
>few months later my mom comes back in from her workout ecstatic
>she was able to jog for 1 minute without stopping
>few more months go by
>she's running with me getting 3-5 miles in 3 nights a week
>ended up signing up for a half marathon a year out from that point, was able to run the whole thing by the time it came around
proud of her desu. wish I could get my dad interested in fitness again but he's too stubborn

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>>38768222
jesus fucking christ.

>>38766854

If high obesity areas just formed a dedicated demolition/wall release squad and invested in a super stallion or Mi-26 wouldnt a lot more lives be saved?

>>38767397
People seem to think basic human respect means more respect than it actually is.

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>>38791369
TRIGGERED

that is the WORST use of that quote

fucking fat people mang....

>>38779413
Im giggling like a fucking downer 10/10

>>38773306
This board is for 18+ years of age. From this story, I'm assuming you're like 10 years old. If you're an adult your "mommy" shouldn't be an issue like that. If you're an adult you have your own life and can choose to cut out the toxic people

>>38773373
>Then I found /pol/
That's unfortunate. Stopped reading there

>>38791582
You don't lose fat cells. Fat cells just shrink.

>>38793496
80kg is bitch weight from the start. If you are doing anything less than 225lb for 6, you are still a tiny faggot bitch who needs to shut her cocksucker.

>>38775773
I'm a different girl and I've never even had a reason to wear a gown. You should really stop generalizing and oversimplifying. Do you like it when girls make inaccurate generalizations about you?

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>>38795892
"merica found a way

>>38778907
Yeah girl, suck in that gut for the photo.

>>38775748
>>38776811
>speaks as if they've personally met and got to know half the worlds population
You guys need to get out of the basement more often, its easier to see people in actual daylight.

>>38790390
>triggered
>still just a meme
You are a meme. A forced one.

>>38779048
Perfect for leaving humanity behind and have a powerful dead lift though

>>38787326
>le pol is evil maymay
go be mad somewhere else
you're just like an ideology fatty

>>38791192
i feel you man
my calves are rock solid and the rest of me looks like the michelin man

>>38772960
i don't get this one, are we looking at the chick wearing the tshirt in the pool or the fat chick in the shitty bikini in comparison to the thinner woman on the left?

>>38796744
Your mom sounds cool
I wish I could say the same about mine

>used to only drink soda and eat shit but was a 60kg skinnyfat
>get inspired by my brother and start lifting
>dont gain or lose any weight but get more satisfied with my body, changing up my diet and feeling better in general
>every time i pr and i'm happy my mom says im too busy with fitness and i shouldnt get more muscular (i didnt even make muscle gains fast at all cause muh girl gains)
>doesnt care about her own diet at all, drinks only 1 glass of water a day
>gets annoyed when i want to eat healthy stuff for dinner and its not convenient for her
>literally never ever saw her run in my life until last vacation, where i saw her her waggle after our car because we were driving away
>never once complimented me and claimed i looked good before

feelsbad.jpg
but at least i can be proud of myself

>>38777937
>alright babe, you ready to funnel?

I WaNT TO DIE

>>38795798
God I miss German bread. As a clapistani who's lived over there, the bread situations are not in the least comparable. You an get good bread in the states, but there's so much wider access in Dland. Germans also have way higher standards too, w/r/t bread, so shitty stuff doesn't thrive as much as in the states.

>>38798348
Post bod

>>38781799
makes me think of that post about the fatty that taped their forehead fat back out of their eyes in the middle of a check out line

I'm trying to find good shit on tumblr and I don't fucking get it. All it is is images of reblogs of other blogs. Wtf where I am I supposed to be seeing original stuff

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>>38797304

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does this look like fun.

>>38798348
im proud of you pham

>>38766854
Anyone have medicbro's planet patient story?

>>38800774
Are you logged in and searching the tags, you big doofus?

>>38767882
Same here, except it was 6'3", ~200lbs, ~21% PBF, very little muscle. Barely two months of gym and eating right, I'm down to ~194 and ~17% PBF.

We can make it, brah. We just gotta belieeeeeeeeeve*
*[spoiler]and work hard at it[/spoiler]

>>38767882
i fucking hate you and want you to die

>>38801347
looks like a nightmare

>>38792728
When I was growing up, I was overweight, but I was also really tall, so my relatives got it in their had that it was normal. I was always encouraged to eat, even to the point where I could eat an entire large pizza by the time I was 13. My relatives just thought I needed it.

Even when I started to loose weight, I was encouraged that I needed to eat more, and it wasn't healthy.

>>38795798
>Love wonderful bread
>US stores carry 'whole grain', 'white' and some cheap potato stuff.

I miss Deutschland. I miss my dark breads.

>>38767800
this haha i laughed

>>38801347
lmao at the guy in the top left
he seems confused as to how he got there

>>38778325
Its leddit, anything is possible

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>>38770292
>speaking to a girl
h-hey anonette, a-are you free this weekend? I'm having a party, I-i just thought you might want to come!

>>38798213
The two women outside of the pool. Both roughly the same weight, but obviously a very different look.

>>38791498
Here you are laughing at the same 50 reposts and using this thread as "inspiration"


You're never going to make it

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>>38802198

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>>38767020

Audrey Hepburn is the superior vintage qt and the most perfect woman to ever exist.

Read her biography a while ago. She's actually is super interesting

>>38773306
Aww poor babby

>>38802388
explain this please. how is this body type possible?

>>38802607
lymphedema

>>38772922
It looks like the turkey with those things on the feet Americans have for thanks giving

>>38797465
>inaccurate

Everything they say about me is true

Fat ass CNN reporter gets enriched by peaceful protester

https://twitter.com/POLITICOvideo/status/778769123874631680

>>38802198
My god it's like the wet dream of that mad scientist from South Park

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"Galaxy makeup"

Bring on the planet jokes

Hi i just wanna ask if you eat very low calories for like about 2 months does your metabolism slow down?
I ate very little calories like 1000 and cant seem to lose weight much anymore

>>38802963
If that happened, people wouldn't starve to death and we wouldn't have eating disorder clinics.

>>38802607
ain't chu ever had sum of dem krabby paddies?

Not all heroes wear capes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSaUoGs543Y

>>38802925
I'm less upset about her fat moonface than I am about her poorly applied makeup. Those freckles look like a child's crayon scribblings.

>>38774288
Keep it up pal, doing good.

>>38803127
those are part of the makeup

>>38791028
Take progress pics if you aren't already. One every week or one every month. It's totes normal not to be able to see body progress b/c you see your body everyday. Seeing progress pics help with the motivation.

>>38802963
Read the sticky

>>38802925
This is just sad

>>38791300
To be fair, she could of been ordering for others too for all they know (even though she probably wasn't).

I order for family when I go to resteraunts, so I don't know why they started mocking her.

>>38790659
Yeah! Cute invictus is here to spread his saving message!

>>38786304
I kek'd.

>>38803197
Yeah, didn't I just say that?

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>>38803112
Made my day

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>>38777937
Fuck you.

I told myself I wouldn't drink tonight, and yet here I am washing down cheap whiskey with Ziiegenbock to cope after 4 fucking minutes of this disgusting shit video.

And I'm a fat fuck. Thanks for making me skip dinner you faggot.

>>38767854

Thanks senpai. Down 30 lbs so far. The negative reinforcement / fat shaming / hating myself helps me a lot. None of that "love yourself" bullshit. Fuck that. I know I'm a digusting piece of shit and need to change.

Can't believe I haven't seen this video until now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXFgNhyP4-A
BASED

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>>38802198
She looks like a graveler

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>>38790707
>40.4 BMI
>"I'm totally healthy guys I swear!"

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>>38801347

>>38803913
what the fuck am i looking at here

>>38780986
goddamn ahaha

>>38803884
Holy fuck, I agree with her but she's so fucking painfully unfunny.

>>38802388
B R E H S

>parents refuse to even go for walks
>I've been begging them for upwards of 15 years to just go outside and walk around the block
>dad has sleep apnea, won't use machine, basically says he doesn't care if he dies he's done living
>mom lost 20 pounds and then gained 30
>these people are 68 and 65 years old
>brother who has always been obese became an RN and despite working all the time, is not losing any weight

they made me fat and i lost 70 pounds when i was 18.

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>>38766854
Fat acceptance and HAES is actually incredibly racist. Minorities get diabetes and other life style related illnesses at a much lower BMI, and at lower weights than whites. (pic related, it's science). Pushing fat acceptance within groups of ethnic minorities is basically genocide.

These HAES tubblrina cunts pretend they are SJWs, but they are the biggest white pasty supremacist whales imaginable. They're basically pol, but fatter and with weirder hair.

>>38773004
Hahaha! Under-rated.

>>38781799
is she still alive?

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>>38804213
>No Africans

>>38804263
the nimmone'ya didn't take her yet

somehow these fucking things survive and great people have strokes at like 43

>>38796047
if you feel disgusintg for eating more than 1200 cal a day, then you're a useless punk. fuck off dude

>>38778117
This.

>>38778907
Id bery the lelo o yes i wood

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>>38803098

topkek

>>38801347
I love going to the zoo and look at the hippo's!

>>38795892
your body can store fat anywhere, just specialized in stomach , breasts, and ass. If you get lipo your body can't store fat in the places your adipocytes were removed from anymore, so it has to store it elsewhere like your arms, back, or forehead if you don't change your eating habits

>>38791311

Rhino *

Damn auto-correct

>>38803722
Evan Williams?

>>38786424
>This has to be a troll.
You've never been on social media?

>>38768496

I almost choke in my own saliva

>>38802263

you're a tripfag poltard

literally the most autistic thing on 4chan

>>38802455

her peahead irritates me

>>38802607
>>38802627
lipidema stage 1 actually.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqgZLO_9Rf0

lmao at this doctor not buying any of her fat bullshit
'it's mostly water'

>>38802388
I don't think she counts entirely. Girls got a legit disease. Lipedema.

>>38802388
Guess the race of her boyfriend.

Welp, found this online.
Now fat people have no excuse.

http://www.nhs.uk/news/2016/09September/Pages/People-with-obesity-gene-can-still-lose-weight.aspx

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I've been depressed lately and eating garbage because it's convenient.
This was what I needed guys, thank you. Depression be damned I'm starting my cut tomorrow.

>>38780986
Kek'd pretty hard

>>38768496
FUCKING NIGGERS HURTING DOGGOS REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>38770282
>>38770292
>>38770305
F E M A L E
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>>38772979
Based army bro

>>38775575
>>38797465
V A G I N A S
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>>38775773
Kek. When you have the option of hypergamy as a perfectly acceptable choice to actively pursue, of course.

>>38801347
There's like 5-6 TONS in there right now?

>>38803517
>bodies burn calories
>i can burn calories out of food by cooking it
Literal thought pattern
Completely ignoring the fact that
>food is cooked everyday

Also, why dont they think that they are not seeing this EVERYWHERE if this works?

Do they think that they've discovered something?

>>38803884
>>38804134
She received alot of shit for this video.
Shes a self proclaimed comedian.
Everyone hates her.

>>38806527
Tomorrow?
Start now

>>38804134
I found it amusing, then again I literally giggle at everything

>>38805861
Pathetic