>that first sip of the day

>>38755002
i enjoy 2-3 cans of monster energy drink in my ass every day

>>38755002
So, is this the new dank meme of the month?

>tfw you need to funnel two Rockstars into your dickhole every morning just to feel joy

>that awesome marketing internship that turned into you shitposting on 4chan for free

>>38755008
good goy

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>tfw only one sip left

>>38755018

No you're being advertised to.

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>tfw you fell for the monster meme

>>38755002
>tfw you're paying 3% for the actual drink and 97% so some Ken Block-tier faggot can burn ruber all he fucking wants

>>38755217
wtf is that

>>38755412
Kidney or bladder stones

>>38755412
kidney stones

>>38755412
Kidney stones

If you're lucky they get stuck in the tubes of your kidney and cause excruciating pain until you have surgery to break them up
If you're unlucky they get through your kidney and you get the fantastic feeling of forcing that thing down your dick and out your peehole

>>38755412
Chinese pee pee torture crystals

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>that first shit post of the day

>>38755426

You must have never had kidney stones. When they come out of your urethra it is painless because your urethra is bigger compared to your ureters. The pain is caused by the stone blocking the ureter, restricting the flow of urine to the bladder and building up pressure.