/tall/ general

>>38748864
you can tell this is an old picture, because I used to be a manlet, but by today's standards I am

Tfw 6'5
Was 170 skinny fat at one point in high school
Slowly escape skele
195 at like 12% bf now
Still small by fits standards but get complimented by normies
Have to eat 4500 calories to bulk
Trying to clean bulk this time but not gaining or losing weight because i have trouble hitting 4500 every single day
Lifts still going up can't complain
It's gonna take me a couple years to make it make it but I'll look beast when i do
>tfw no one appreciates being able to buy normal sized clothes at the store
Have to get all of mine online

Height aside, it's hilarious someone took the time to make that picture.

>>38748864
This honestly makes me want to kill myself even more than before, holy shit, Meme Magic is not to be fucked with.

>5'7 goblin manlet reporting
>Be fit ottermode, cute face, straight teeth
>Go to the casino with bros
>Be at bar drinking and talking
>Waiter gives me note and tells me it's from 8/10 sloot from across the room
>Note has sloot's # and we txt
>After 30min I leave with her to her place
>Fuck her throat/pussy and cream her face
>Tells me to call her (yea right)
>5'11-6'2 bros come pick me up and mire
>Feels good brehs

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>>38748864
>killyourself mode initiated
lmao

>>38749323
Why are people so fucking mean man?, what do you get out of it?, being 5'10 is the least of my problems.

>>38749475
Control your manlets, manlet king. Have SOME kind of alpha quality for fucks sake.

6'4", never really tried basketball and it turns out I can dunk. Pretty cool.

>>38748864
/insecure about our inability to look muscular general/

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>>38748864
I'm gonna buy some timberlands and I'll finally achieve the 6' mode

>>38748864
kek my gf is 6in taller than me stay mad lanklets

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>>38749704
so she's 5'6" then?

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>>38748864
>be 6'2"
>work boots make me 6'4"
>say I'm only 6' flat.
D E V I L I S H.

>>38749131
>tfw no one appreciates being able to buy normal sized clothes at the store

thrift my tall brethren, I can usually find good name brand fits at the place near me

>>38749987
what a god DAMN savage

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>>38749901
lmao

I'm 18 and 6'. How's that.

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>>38750118
...is that measurement taken at the end of the day or in the morning...?

>>38750181
In the middle of the day. Why? Why's time matter?

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>>38750242
You're about .5" taller when you wake up due to gravity when you lay down for hours in bed while sleeping.

>middle of the day
You almost made it.

>>38750368
That's cheating. What. That's not your real height.

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>>38750491
YOU DIDN'T MAKE IT OKAY?! YOU'RE NOT 6'0+ BY THE END OF THE DAY. YOU DIDN'T MAKE IT, MANLET.

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>>38748864
I'm 6'4" and I still feel too short.
>tfw not 6'11"

>>38749252
this literaly happened

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>>38749901
kek

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>>38750655

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The ol' overcompensation card is played too often. I guess self improvement is only important for those who have already made it.

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>>38749901
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MANLETS WHEN WILL THEY FUCKING LEARN

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>>38750692
>ROFL THOSE MANLETS, AMIRITE GUYS?

We have a midget in our midst

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>>38749901
Ice cold.

>>38749901
>>38749901
>>38749901
fucking rekt

>>38749901
hahhahahaha fucking top kek
>tfw I wear dress shoes every day to college to gain an inch. Still under 6'.
> 5'11
kill me

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>>38748864
>6'3", huge head, resting bitch face
>Ugly
>Can't ever find clothes that fit
>Hit my head on stuff more often than manlets
>Look like Frankenstein's monster from behind
>Girls look at me like I'm going to rape them
>Strangers get out of my way when the see me coming
>Solicitors at the mall never approach me out of fear

Pic related

>>38749652
I'd hope so you only have to jump like 15 inches

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>>38750491
>>38750574

>>38749901
i laughed so hard at this just with that fucking image

>>38750986
Meant for >>38750963

>>38750905
You werent lying about your huge head lel

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>>38748864

>5'9
>9/10 face
>easy gains
>pulled plenty of girls under 5'9
>even pulled tall girls too
>everything in world made for me, no banging my head on a door frame or looking like you're in a clown car like tallfags.

I guess having some height can help in some cases, but then you have the negatives of dying earlier and having it be harder to gain muscle, hell your potential as an athlete is even lower than manlets.

Most olympic athletes are between 5'8 to 5'11, its the optimal size, don't get too mad though, wouldn't wanna strain your enlarged body and die even earlier than me :).

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>>38751093
This

There isn't a downside, besides the superficial societal prejudice associated with being under 6 feet tall.

>>38751023
no it wasn't manlet faggot.

>>38751093
>>38751113
Settle down little guys, men are talking.

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>>38751165
>little guys
Does mommy know you're looking at anime boobies again?

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>>38751165
>men
>on 4chan
That's a good one

>>38748864
quality thread faggot

>>38751165

Don't overexert yourself typing there mate, wouldn't want your frail lanky body to collapse in on itself now.

WHO CARES REPORT THIS SHIT-POSTING CRAPTASTIC PILE OF MEME-MADNESS SERIOUSLY WHO GIVES A FUCKING DAMN NO ONE NO ONE CARES

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>>38751231
>>38751261
Man, our little buddies here are getting a bit riled up tonight.

>>38751286

lanky wankies BTFO

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>>38751319
Sorry little guy, but you lost a long time ago.

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>>38751286
>little buddies
Aw, thanks breh

>6'7" 120 kg
>feel average af around young people in Australia

fucking land of chads

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>>38751331
Don't kid yourself: we all lost

>>38751231
>implying you can see physique
My face actually carries the conviction of a mature adult laughing as he plays with the emotions of futile shitposters.
You think you can phase me? Even the very thought is ridiculous.
*sips glass of red wine*

I could crush you with a single keyboard stroke if only I could be bothered. That's how little you mean to me.

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>>38751331
How dare you compare yourself to Donnieboy

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>>38751346
>teleports behind you
>replaces wine with grenade
>impales you with katana
Since we're apparently roleplaying

>>38751346
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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>>38751379
Me and my friends have just printed out your message. We're gonna hang it above the fireplace so that it can bring us endless laughs. Not that you would understand what having friends is like. As I write this post, while composing my latest novel in the background [did I mention I'm a prize-winning author? and you're what? a neet shitposter? hahaha], it occurs to me that in years time when you've hit rock-bottom because of your actions today that I'll have no way of seeing you writhe in pain. While upsetting, I'll get over it

Now, be gone!

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>>38749901
the rektage is too much

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>>38751382
Sorry man, I can't play anymore tonight. I have to get some sleep if I want to lift tomorrow.

>>38751346

*tips oversized fedora*

>>38748864
hello friends im 5'5

>>38751428
Hi man how are you doing tonight?

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>>38748976
>>38749156
>>38749243
>>38749252
>>38749475
>>38749676
>>38749703
>>38749704
>>38750118
>>38750242
>>38750491
>>38750715
>>38750837
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>>38751428
>manlets

>>38751459

angsty lanky wankie detected.

don't hit your head on a door frame on the way out you giraffe

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>>38751459
Why so hostile, (and apparently bored) man?

>>38751472
Bet you tell your gf the same thing.

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>>38751491
RIP

>>38749639
Keky

>>38749987
if this makes you smile then you need to check your priorities anon

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>>38749987
That's fucking stupid

No one seriously believes 6 ft is a manlet, do they? The national male average height is 5 10' with standard deviation of 2. 7 inches, so at 6 ft to 6 6. 1' range you're taller than 95% of humanity. This is like over on sci where everyone pretends they have 150 IQs and the standard dev for that is 15 points...

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>>38751565
God no. It's one of those wacky /fit/ memes

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IRL manlet cutoff

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>>38751621
>5'9"-5'10"
Feels good

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>>38751621
Nice sources to back it up.

>>38751565
i think 5'7 and under is actually manlet. 5'10 is the global average but someone 5'8/9 wont be noticeably smaller.

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>>38751644
Mad his meme is getting squashed

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>>38751644
How far do you want to want to delve into the metadata, here?

>>38751621
>>38751654
>>38751663
>making a fake chart to make himself not be a manlet on paper
wwtl

>>38751703
>stale memer won't let go

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>>38751703
You're outnumbered, pally. It really doesn't matter how short we are.

>>38751709
>>38751720
Settle down little guys, men are talking.

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>>38751752
Are you the same fucker from before? How long have you been here?
>>38751165

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>felt insecure about my height before
>5'8"
>just googling height related things
>found the /r/short subreddit
>they all seriously hate on people who are 5'7" to 5'9" calling themselves short

>tfw there are people who would literally kill for my height

>>38751809
>Reddit

Just fucking kill yourself you fucking cancer

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>>38751809
This

I'm 5'10'' and I feel like a giant at my uni gym

>>38751826
reddit sucks yes. I don't have an account.

It really just helped open my eyes how stupid it is to worry about height when you're 5'7" to 5'9". You're literally taller than most women and there are plenty of people who easily make it at this height.

>>38749639

I had a really hearty chuckle from this.

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>be 6'6
>tfw girls stare at me

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Shitposting aside, how do you tall bros deadlift? I'm 6'5" and just do stiff legged ones.

>tfw 5ft 10"
>I'll never tower over 95% of the population, in addition to being muscular.
>I'll never be that magic combination of tall and muscular
>tfw have to settle for towering over 58% of the population

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>>38751915
Don't be a bitch. You could try that.

You don't have to live being 5'6". You don't know what short is.

>>38751837
Shut up manlet, youre scum and you must kill yourself

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>>38752150

>>38752158
>not an argument

Manlet rage

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>get new gf
>over a foot shorter than me
>fug her for the first time
>"oh wow anon, I'm glad you weren't that big, I thought that because you were so tall you were going to be huge and I was afraid it was going to hurt
>die a little bit inside

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>>38752180
>Manlet rage
Try harder

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Man I love tall threads.

>>38752150
Found the 14 year old

>>38752198

The grass is always greener. These 8 inches tear sugar walls up and can painfully hurt them.

>>38752338
Found the manlet.

>>38752200
>>38752338
Found the manlets

>>38752523
>6'1
>manlet
Pick one

>>38752338
>>38752523
>>38752528
Spotted the manlets.

>>38752532
I pick 6'1.

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>>38751346

>>38748864
Tall people die earlier.
Want proof? How many tall old dudes do you see walking around? Checkmate lanklets.

Enjoy your 50 years on this earth, I´ll be fucking hot 25 year olds when I´m 60 and rich as fuck thank you very much

>>38751382
This is quite literally the saddest thing I've read tonight. As a fellow man, you shame me, you shame us all.

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I'm 5ft10, i'm tall r-right?

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>>38754295
I've got some bad news for you, friend

>Pic related

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>>38754307
I'm only 22, i'm going to grow some more aren't i?

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>>38754332
You have a small glimmer of hope friend

>>38754295
I'm 5'10 and nobody has ever called me short. It's basically the cut off. It's not tall but a model agency would still find aesthetics within your height. They do 5'10-6'2 usually.

>>38749131

4500 seems high even for your height. I lean bulk at 3400-3500 and I'm 6'7.

How much weight do you gain a month eating that much? How much of it is fat?

I'm 5 years old and 6'4 manlets gtfo

>>38751565

Haven't taken stats in a while, but wouldn't one standard deviation of 2.7 inches from the mean of 5'10 (=6 ft 0.7 inches) be only 68% taller than the rest of the population? (Rather than 95%, which would be 2 standard deviations.)

>>38752528
Found the manlet

>tfw 6'4"
>tfw ~80% of the times I go clubbing I'm in the top 5 tallest guys in the entire club (sometimes I am the tallest)
>tfw sloots trying to make eye contact everywhere just waiting to smash
>tfw they literally don't see manlets unless they're standing right in front of them and even then they'll dismiss them immediately

>>38751809
top fucking kek /r/short is full of incel manlets trying desperately to seem taller and more attractive and sperging out about how they get treated while /r/tall is Chad manmores joking about tall objects being normal for them and being a bit annoyed about legroom on public transport

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> tfw you think you're 6'1"
> tfw get measured at doctors
> tfw actually 6' 2"

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https://www.reddit.com/r/short/comments/2nvs6w/rshort_you_are_tall_for_one_day_what_do_you_do/cmhgeup

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>>38752150
Wew lad das edgy

>>38754290
Found the manlet. Did his post strike a nerve newfriend?

>>38754227
>I´ll be fucking hot 25 year olds when I´m 60

Sure you will, buddy

You are right though; the heart of tall people tends to give out earlier because it has to do more work to pump blood through our longer veins

Not that I give a shit; desu I don't even want to live to the point where life is just crap and you become baggage for others

Plus a heart attack sounds like an okay way to go

Bit painful but I'll just keep a bottle of Jacky nearby just in case

>tfw 6 feet but still pretty face


Phew

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>>38756738
Congratulations, you made it. Welcome to the thread. Your complementary 5'9"+ models are waiting in your master suite to be impregnated.

>>38748864
6FT 4 reporting.

Serious question to manlets: How do you feel when you go outside every day and most men and even women are taller than you?
Does it make you feel inferior?

I have only ever seen one person in my entire life outside taller than me, I just can't imagine what it must feel like to constantly be inferior to others every day.

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>>38748864
OFFICIAL HEIGHT CHART

PLEASE REPORT WITH YOUR HEIGHTS IMMEDIATELY FOR INSPECTION

MANLETS WILL BE MOCKED UPON REPORTING.

>>38754415
Forgot to say i work outside so i burn mad calories
I'll gain like 3 lbs a month and stay pretty lean

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>>38748864
Reminder that even hot celebrities are hated by girls when they find out they are manlets

>>38755680
That feel son, i love that feel

>>38756832
6ft4 reporting.

Stay mad manlets

>>38756845

No one gives a fuck what some amazon huntress tier 7/10's think senpai

Currently 6'8 240
S: 345
B: 240
D: 485
I actually have scoliosis in 3 parts of my spine all mild.
Can't wait to reach 2/3/4/5

>>38756832
6'2 here. Feels good. This chart is accurate btw in my experience.

>>38755745
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
i love how butthurt they all got about his post

it was genuinely funny
it just shows how on edge manlets are

Manlet here. Ask me anything.

>>38757362
How's the weather down there?

>>38757362
When will you learn?

182cm Manlet reporting in, noticing a late growth spurt in my 20s was 178cm like 5 months ago hoping to reach 186cm wish me luck brehs

5'6 here

Considering killing myslef if a girl rejects me for my height again

>>38756832
5'11 feels bad

>>38759031
Are u sre bro?Myabe you measured yourself at morning when you are taller

>>38748864
Jokes on you.
I love pint size girls.
Also less joint and backpain.
Gains come easier.
I'm good

>>38761541
And even pint size girls will ALWAYS go for the 6'+ manmores over little boys like you

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>>38761541
>I love pint size girls
and they don't like you.

>>38749639
kek

>>38749652
Yeah but the, "why dont you play basketball?" question was annoying. Hard to be an anime loving shut in in HS when all the coaches and students want you to be chad. My retard self thought playing FF and Runescape was a much better use of my time. Fuck me.

>>38751428
sorry to hear that

>>38761808
>Runescape

Fuck I still play it until this day

>>38751786
Mike T is 6 1 you are not allowed to post pics of people taller than you as a reaction image its just not right

>>38751340
SKELINGTON LEAVE PLEASE , YOU A RE TOO SPOOKY

>tfw 5'8"
>tfw self made millionaire at 28
I'm ok with this

My roomie's girlfriend hugged me and said "I always dreamed to have a tall boyfriend like you"

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>>38762051
Dude never bring money into this. You may be superior to everyone on this board but NEETs above 6' will sling the shit they live in at you regardless.

I don't care if you guys are taller or shorter than me. I'm fucking better than all of you. :)

>>38756832
6ft2 strongman master race, this is accurate, but some I have seen some little bros scoring with girls desu, girls say they are cute (???)

>>38762269
We are bby :)

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>>38762269
Then they see my dick, and it's all over. I have the beginnings of a second dick kinda branching off halfway down my primary dick.

>>38756832
>6'6"
>too tall
Oh look, spotted the angry 6'2" manlet who thinks he's hot shit.

>>38751093
5'11/6'0 > 5'9
t. 5'9 manlet
be honest.

>>38762349
Fuck off man 6'2'' is the ideal

>>38762269
You should see my nipples

>>38756832
6'4 master race. Fucking manlets

>>38762402
Whatever you say, tiny boy.

>>38762497
At least I'm human. :)

>>38762452
>6'4
Even girls are this tall. 8' here eat shit manling

>>38762510
Keep yelling on Internet strangers on how """tall""" you are and how manlets should learn while convincing yourself you're not one. You must be a very confident individual.

>>38759031
don't give manlets false hope.
Growth spurt in 20s is very rare.

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>>38762517
I'm trying to visualize this

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>>38762541
I am breh. :) I think you're getting a bit nervous, tho. Once you pull out the ol' "hurr internet people" card your argument falls apart.

>>38762544
All it takes is a positive state of mind

>company nominated for prestigious best place to work award
>everybody gathers to take a picture in our lobby, get placed in back because I'm 6'4"
>emotionally unstable milf that works there is placed in front of me.
>"I never realized how tall you were" followed by a once over that triggered every sjw within five miles
>proceed to be hyper conscious about not touching her so HR doesn't kill me while we're taking photos

The look on her face when she realized everybody heard and saw that interaction was priceless.

>>38762561
Even a manlet like me can die for my Emperor.

>2016
>Being a manlet.


Darwin is laughing at you, you fuckin evolutionary failures

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>>38762646
Naw breh we succeeded. Don't you know how natural selection works? Darwin is dead btw

You're so mad.

>6'3 master race here

who else loves being able to see over the isles at stores? it's amazing

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>found out this morning I'm actually 175cm, not 177cm
>can't even claim I'm 5' 8 without rounding up

Fuck this sucks

>5'5 life

At least I still look pretty young.

>>38762939
imagine how nimble you can be, just duck and run and shit like mario or something.

>>38751331
Lost the day he was conceived. God would
ve made an exception for abortion of smol niggas.

>>38751428
I'll pray for you. It must be depressing, being a calm dorf, making you hated by shortlets and humans alike.

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>>38748864
>be me 5'7
>out drinking and chilling with m8s
>literally the shortest dude in my group
>all of sudden girls talk to us
>one girl says to me "wow you're so short I'd had to dig a hole to suck you off haha"
>respond: "yeah well go start digging bitch"
>m8s laugh their asses off
>girls leave

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look at the pictures manlets fucking post, 5'7 and only 165lbs bodyweight. I fucking hate being fucking stick mode at 190lbs 6'3.

I'm more attractive than a 5'7 jacked guy by definition right? Pls I need confidence boost manlets piss me the fuck off

>>38748864
manlet here, I'd hand myself, but I can't reach the role..

>>38751915
Why did God not make me 6'2" to 6'6" with muscle mass that fit according to those heights? How many years until I get to die please.

>>38762349
I wish I was giant master race. All of my ancestors were. The celts names derive from "tall ones". Why am I doomed to walk this Earth any less then 6'4"? At least I am intelligent, maybe I can be a scribe or something else when the tall ones take the world back from the rat people.

>kill yourself mode initiated

this made me laugh so hard

>>38763223
Top kek I'd love to have a funny slightly short dude in my group, I'm literally the shortest at 6'2"

>>38756832
6'4" here lads

>nearly every time I meet up with a girl from Tinder they comment on how I'm so tall
>be only 6'0

There was actually one time though when a girl said "I thought you'd be taller" but she was like 5'1 and probably had no concept of height above a few inches taller than her own height.

>>38751471
I wont, because they compensate for my height while you cant find anything that does the same for yours

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>>38751459

>>38763223
Fuuuuuark

>>38763338
It looks good in a pic, seeing a ripped manlet irl you just see someone overcompensating its really easy to point out when it matters. If you really care to look like that hop on a cycle and just be a god.

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>>38756832
5'7 :)

>>38765443
Kneel down your king!

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>>38765459

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>>38749987
Fuck you!

>>38765459
Does he even have to kneel? :^)

>>38762734
You're 5'8.8"

>>38754458
Not that guy. But you are correct. Majored in Statistics.

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>>38750905
>>38751026

>>38748864
>the actual average of a male is 5'11-6' The government just doesn't want to increase height stats cause people all over the world will kill themself
Fucking kek this is probably true as well, seems like most guys are around 6' yet the stats say 5'10 is average

5'10 Manlet here , I like to take holidays to Asia so I can feel tall. Feesbadmen

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6.0 is life not manlet not a fucking stick 6.0 recommend special agent height look like jason bourne

5'11 and i want to kill myself

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>>38756832
6'1 here

It's a good thing i'm not living in the netherland... The average for men high in my country is 5'9.

>>38768060
you should

>>38767373
It could depends on the kind of social cirlce you're in. If tall mens are more promoted it wouldn't be surprising to find a higher average size for men of high job position. Also remember that older men tends to be smaller, so if you're only hanging out with 20/25 yo that could also be it. Also if you're only hangign out with barbarians the average height of people around you will me bigger than if you were in some asian social circle.

TL;DR : middle aged asian janitor are small, but you're not likely hanging out with any.

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>>38756832
5'4
Live is hell.
And this thread is too.

im 6'4 but my face isnt attractive and my body isnt very proportional, so its not always amazing being tall. I also had to have heart surgery, so I havent been able to lift for a year, just getting back into it now, but my muscle turned to fat. You dont have to be over 6 foot to get ass, most girls dont care as long as you are taller than them.

>>38756832

6'4 мacтep peјc

>>38768568
Shut the fuck up manlet gtfo my thread nice try

>>38768347
Honestly /fit/ makes it a much bigger deal than it is IRL. I'm the same height as you, it is still possible to get a hot gf and ons and stuff.

The problem is now I'm realizing I don't want any of that.

>tfw your only motivation is learning because women are whores and uninteresting

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>mom is 5'4 and decides to have kids with a 5'7 manlet
>literal 5'6
At least I have 20/20 vision and a chin :'^) hopefully I caught some of my grandparents tall genes and get a couple more inches before I stop growing.

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>>38770999
>mom 5'3
>dad 6'1
>dad's sister is 6'
>I'm 5'7

Femanon here. I really prefer 5'7 to 5'11 type guys. There so much hotter.

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>>38771590
look at this manlet wearing a dress posting on /fit/

you are truly the worst

>>38771687
At 16 i was 157 cm then i got my big spurt and know i am 177 cm at 18 still growing, you are gonna make it brah

>>38768060
Yeah you should kill yourself, not because you're 5'11 because you're a whiny bitch faggot