So had a date with a girl, she wants to come over to my place

>>38748553
OP my man

she wants to watch Netflix and chill if you know what i'm sayin'

Your cute

She's trying to steal your gainz nigga!! Make a big proton shake while she is over and don't share a drop!!

Sometimes girls like to watch movies in other peoples' houses.

I haven't figured out why they do this yet either, it must be like a territory thing or they like to look at the way other people arrange furniture.

I've had 3 girls come to my house in the past because they wanted to watch a movie (one wanted to see the video game i was telling her about too).

We sat around for a few hours while the girls asked me if there was anything I wanted to do, but I was happy to just sit around so I said no, eventually they must have got the research or whatever they needed and they left. They must have good memories because they never asked to come back.

>>38748594
If this wasn't satire. Wew

>>38748666

It was clearly satire, satan.

>>38748553
Where ever you do, DONT MAKE A MOVE ON HER!!! The last time I had a chick over to watch a movie, it ended in me in tears and her in massive shame.

this thread may be satire but i remember being in high school and watching a movie with a girl at my house alone and literally thinking like 'this isnt very fun whats the point of this'

and then she came back like once a week for like 5 weeks and then i stopped inviting her over

I was 17

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>tfw a hot girl (biggest tits in the class god dammit) texted me and wanted to come over and watch a horror movie I'd mentioned previously
>I'd already seen it by then and basically told her "nah don't bother it wasn't that good anyways"

So if anyone has a time machine I'd like to borrow it and kill my middle school self, thanks.

>>38748862
>10th grade Halloween
>go to small "party"
>we're nerds so no alcohol
>just video games and bullshitting
>getting late
>time to watch obligatory scary movie
>"anon, I get scared I need someone to hold me"
>sit with her
>starts off slow and innocent enough
>she slowly gets more and more forceful with her scared hand holding and cuddling
>literally forcing me to grab her tits
>just kinda let it happen and never initiate anything myself
>don't even kiss her

I feel like dying typing this

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>>38748553
B8

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Met girl at bar and went tubing down a river with her, and met up a few times. Fucked the shit out of her. I slept over her house for the first time lastnight and she kept asking what are "we". This was like the 4th meetup

I told her I've yet to decide what I want out of her. ( I want like a little mini fling like 6 mo ) Cause the head ridiculous son.

Problem is - I have a ldr gf who I've been dating for 4 years. She lives 5 hours away rn. And I don't wanna give that up but I feel myself getting attached to this new girl.

But ldr gf is wifey material, this girl is just fun. Although she practically worships me.

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>>38749107
Also all this tren has got my sex drive in ludicrous mode

>>38748553
Who the fuck hasn't seen Forrest Gump

>>38749107
>Cheating on your girlfriend out of convenience
Degenerate.

>>38749581
Beta bitch. Ur gf is the next ho I fuck

>>38749581
>cheating is bad

Spotted the beta cuck

>>38749581
Dudes gonna call you beta but these are the type of people who will literally do anything for pussy. Wannabe alphas are a certain type of pathetic.

>>38749734

>Calling someone a cuck for being AGAINST cheating

I hope you realize the irony of what you just said.

>>38748592
>Dont share a drop
Lel

>>38749107
>ldr gf is wifey material
>cheats
I don't think she was that special