We all know Guidos are the embodiment of /fit/
Perfect world Jersey Shore is back with a new cast. You habe been selected. What's your Shore name ability and weakness? And of course saying
I am the Scenario (not to be confused with the situation)
Ability: I can pull consistent 6s and the occasional 8 1/2.
Weakness: can only drink water and milk at clubs
Saying: hey look guys, a scenario!
>>38748137
please fuck off and die of AIDS you cunt
>2016
>jersey shore
buddy its not 2010 anymore
Ability: I can make Rum Ham
Weakness: Rum Ham
Saying: Rum Ham! I'm sorry, Rum Ham!
>>38748137
>Name
the slav
>Ability
squat all the girls
>Weakness
sobriety
>Saying
Cyka Blyat
>>38748297
10/10
Dont forget your knife
>>38748245
Nah that ain't me
>>38748294
GTL fucker
>>38748137
lol @ the situation's 14 inch neck
>>38748137
I am Wojak aka Feelman
Ability: Feel
Weakness: My autism
Saying: >tfw no gf
>>38748450
Watching Jersey Shore?
yeah, you're a fucking faggot all right
>Pauly D and Vinny are the only ones still making money after the show ended
All is right in the world.
>>38748137
Vinny
Ability: look jacked despite shitty lifts
Weakness: never working calves
Saying: Look at this juice monkey quarter repping 8 plates on the leg press!
>>38749081
And yet you're in this thread.
Either your a closet guido lover or a guido had done you so wrong in the past you had to come here and finally stick it to a guy talking about a theoretical situation on an anonymous anime image board.
Go fuck your uncle
>>38749278
m8 I know you quoted the wrong post that really hurt my feelings.
>>38748416
I just have the toe knife.
>>38748137
>Name
CHAD
>Ability
Being able to bang all the STACY sloots and OP's oneitis effortlessly thanks to my genetically determined HEIGHT, FACE and FRAME
>Weakness
PIZZA and BEER addiction
>Saying
Bro it's easy to get laid just be confident
>>38748294
>tfw it isn't 2010 anymore
>>38748302
Do you know what a Guido is?
>>38748137
>hey look guys, a scenario!