What is the best way for me to get this animal inside me /fit/?

Blender then drink it.

Put on feathers and act slutty

>>38744507
>>38744524
kek

but what about more specifically boiling vs other things?

>>38744537

Boiled chicken is GOAT. Make sure not to overcook it though (medium rare is best)

>>38744537
Bake is good, throw green veg in with it, bonus it heats ur house
George Foreman grill is good too

>>38744641
>George foreman grill is good for chicken
no it fucking isn't... unless you want ecoli

Insert rectally.

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>>38744498
Brine if you can be bothered.

You'll need:
>Chicken Breast
>Egg
>Garlic
>Dijon mustard
>Chili powder
>Bread crumbs
>Smoked paprika

Then you gotta cook that fucker like so:
>Cut breast in half and tenderise/flatten each half into schnitzels
>Mix egg, garlic, mustard and chili in a bowl
>Let schnitzels soak in the mixture for as long as possible
>Mix bread crumbs with smoked paprika
>Roll marinated schnitzels in smokey breadcrumbs until evenly coated
>Fry that badboy up
>Try not to cum everywhere when eating it

just pour jack daniels sauce all over it and enjoy your gainz

>>38744659
you forgot to mention "while it's alive"

>>38744665

>brining

way to fuck up your sodium intake and bloat like a fag