Daily reminder that one day you will have a qt 3.14 gf of your own

>>38742411
This

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>>38742396
Nah nigga, i redpilled myself so badly that i dont even want one anymore

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>>38742396
You'd better not be fucking lying to me anon.

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Anon, I think I'll make it.

I just need willpower. I have so much potential in facial aesthetics and charisma. I just need to apply it.

I don't see me losing my v-card until I'm 22 though which is when I hope I'll be in my final form (muscular, post-gyno surgery, tan, facial hair gains from minox, scar reduction from dermarolling, penis gains from kegels, intelligence and skill gains from hobbies)

If I got into a relationship now, it would instantly sink after the honeymoon period because we'd be going in completely different directions or I wouldn't be good enough for her until a year from now.

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22 years without one. Don't know if it will ever happen

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Stop trying to plant false hope in my heart. It hurts so much.

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>>38742396
i can't keep believing you anymore anon, i can't...
It's time to face reality.

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Fuck you OP.

I told myself this when I was 12 years old.

I've been stepping my game up since.
At 22 I got serious and dedicated all my free time a the gym.

I;m about to hit 28 with nothing to show for it.
It was my motivation in life and I can't even get with a younger girl because I'll look creepy now.

I don't have anxiety. I actually tried. At least over 1000 times.
Die OP. I hope you feel pain and die.

I've already had one, anon.

>>38743464
You're probably ugly. Also hitting on younger girls isn't creepy, unless she's in her teens and you're 30, lol.

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am I considered an 8/10 if I've had five 3.14's after my first year of college. I don't even try fyi, I thought I was always a 5/10 because I have a lot of freckles so I always look down. I also always think I look fine if I'm far away

>>38743512
You're considered an 8/10 if you look like an 8/10

If it's any consolation you've been with 5/5 3.14's

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tfw no qt gf

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>>38742396
Daily reminder that some anons on /fit/ will be dead by the end of the year

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Don't worry lads, we're all gonna make it.

>>38742396
I'm on the verge of getting one. I've been lusting for this girl for nearly a year and I heard from my friend the other day that she's into me.

Everything's coming up Milhouse

>>38743482
Im not him but in a similar position
Far from ugly, fit, in college and got a nice part time job
Still, getting laid is next to impossible unless im incredibly lucky and getting a girlfriend is just not on the map

I do still pray to one day make it and have choices for girls because ive had girlfriends before and its an overrated experience
What i want is to have alot of options and pussy on tap basically

Jesus fuck. Having a gf is FUCKING SHIT.
dont do it.

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>tfw I'm so broken inside that the idea that someone could find me attractive just doesn't exist in my mind so even when qts have flirted with me I didn't know that's what was happening until someone else pointed it out

I want to believe OP, but I just don't know anymore

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>>38742396

>>38743676
who dis senpai?

>>38744569
http://moosefix.tumblr.com/tagged/me

>>38744590
>http://moosefix.tumblr.com/tagged/me
So brother.. This is how no fap ends

>>38743424
I got my first at 22, we lost our v cards to eachother too, never lose hope anon

We're all gonna make it

>>38743464

Nahhh bro. I was like you in my teens. Started working out, eating healthy, going out, etc.

My last 4 gfs were under 20. I'm 28 right now and dating a 19 yr old(met when she was 18). I get weird looks in stores and other places from fat bitches but IDC they can suck my dick.

She's a short skinny asian qt and I'm fucking jacked so that might have something to do with it lol.

Never give up bro. I know guys in their 30's that get pussy 18-24 on the reg.

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>>38742396
>>38744614

Damnnnn.....

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>>38744720

Good luck next month

Here's a simple trick to never stutter or blush whenever you talk to a girl:

Go on her facebook/twitter, find a good photo, and jack off to it. I've done it plenty of times before; I have no idea why, but trust me, it works.

>>38744720
genuinely would happily bottom for this girl

>>38744746
I find this picture incredibly attractive. Like, unusually so.

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>>38742396
Hell no. I canceled my gym membership and I'm back to 125 pounds(57 kg) at 6'1"(1,85m).
There is no hope.

>>38742396
>>38743619
>>38744720
>>38744746


I'm.... in love

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I'm seeing a girl atm who's real nice and really likes me but i dunno if i wanna date her, i think its mainly because she's like a 4-5/10, plus she's some tumblr level feminist who gives me shit everytime i use the word faggot. On the plus side she worships my body like a god, no anal until im her boyfriend though.

What do breh's?

>>38742396
I already have one. Shes a pretty good gf for the most part.

>>38745084
Call her a faggot

>>38745099

Comment of the year lol

>>38745084
Do you like her?

>>38743417
I really hoped I wasn't this vain but I sympathize with your post a lot

We're gonna make it anon

>>38745084
how is that even a question

>>38745234
kinda, im enjoying regular sex

>>38745316
I mean like when you hang out and shit, before the sex

>>38745340
ish

Try masturbating and if you still want her right after you cum, she's the one.

>>38745378
for >>38745084

>>38745378
This. Or if when you jerk off you think of other girls, then switch to her and notice you cum quicker.

>>38743464

My father was 35 when he started dating my mother at 18. There is always hope anon.

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>>38744625
Wow...maybe...maybe we are gonna make it, man. Maybe we are...

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>>38742396
I already had one.

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>>38742396
Pfft. Yeah right.unless I can get a qt like this I'll never be truely satisfied

>>38742396
I don't want a qt gf. I want the ability to get a qt gf.

What you are saying is akin to "one day you will get a million dollars". Even if it's true, I don't want that money. I want the ability to make that money on my own so I can replicate it and really care for it knowing I worked for it.

And even then, I'd prefer many women who I'm not dedicated too over one woman who I have to be.

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>>38742396
Pls don't lie to me, op. Too many people do that to me already.

>tfw been ignoring my gf all day because shes been a fucking dick the last 3 days because I won't plan nice things to do EVERY fucking day.

cant take much more lads.

>>38744720
>>38743619
>>38742396
who is she bro i wanna look up her social media photos and jerk off while imagining sex with her as my gf

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>>38743417
>that picture
topcomfy

Everytime i see a bitch with nice arms i just want to lick her armpits.
It's insane, i almost can't control myself, i'm already hard.

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>talked to qt girl outside gym for half an hour straight last night
>have never in my life hit it off with a girl like that
>"it's getting late anon, I gtg, see you around!"
>mfw I was too retarded to get her #, regretted it instantly when she was gone
>I'll probably never see her again
I want to kill myself desu

How to get over anxiety of asking a girl's number or asking her out?

>>38743424
>counting your first 10 years of life as viable fucking years

Bruh...

>>38744965
whoah 2 spooky

>>38746852
Her tumblr has been posted in the thread you mong

>>38743766
Dubs confirms she wants your dick. Now don't fuck it up m8

>>38746877
Poor doggo is dead

>>38746899
If it was outside ur gym you have to assume she goes to your gym. Just go every day until you see her there. If not the. Still go everyday and see if she passes by again, maybe she walks there in her daily route

>>38743634
I'm counting on it

>>38746899
You might see her again. Until then, relax. You did great.

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It's not gonna happen.

>>38748331
>>38748266
Fuck, I just hope I see her again

I'm gonna be beating myself up over this all weekend

>>38748524
never say never

>>38745366
Then no. Plate her, but if you don't find her genuinely attractive then don't commit.

>>38743634
one definitely on the 14th of november

>>38743619
where did you get the unedited version of this pic?

>>38748686
Post the edited version?

>>38748602
What's the point of beating yourself up?

It's the biggest waste of time ever.

I say that as someone who used to have a lot of negative internal dialogue.

Just tell yourself you did great, because you did.

pretty sure something is extremely wrong when I havent even been close to a relationship in my 20 years on earth. people jump in and out of relationships like its absolutely nothing, and here I sit baffled at how the fuck I can even get romantically involved with a human female.

to be completely honest I really, really want to just give up and accept my faith, but I just cant stand the shame I feel every time my parents ask about my love life. I can't disappoint them like that by being single forever. I'm their only son and they really want grandchildren.

can someone just kill me plz? suicide would make them sad too. I just want them to be happy desu ;_;

>>38748698
https://www.instagram.com/p/BJinFK2g3-q/?taken-by=moosefix

I don't even want one

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>>38743832
i used to be like that
>iktf

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>One day

I don't want my first gf when I'm 55 anon

I'm chasing after something completely inaccessible and time is pressing me on. Every second that passes puts that thing a little more out of reach.

>Tfw you will probably never know pure teenage/young adults love

It's too late now, probably, just go on without me.

>>38746830
When was the last time you planned something fun?

>>38744965
holy shit, I am 6'1 (185 cm) at 160 pounds (73 kg) nad look like a toothpick.

Are you even alive ?

>>38743424
Get a hooker, lose the v card first

>>38748659
Are you killing yourself on the 14th november? If so, we can go out together.

>>38746830

OMG mine is giving me shit too. Life is so much better without a qt. Sure the sex is fun but putting up with all that shit....not worth it.

>>38743482
>tfw 32 dating 16 year olds

SOMEBODY STOP ME

>>38749182
That won't work out, brah and you know it. You're just wasting your time while getting older.

>>38749182
Maybe I'll call the police or something for you?

>>38748686
she posted it on her instagram, then deleted it and posted the bow tie version

I knew it was worth saving, didn't realize what a great service I'd be doing

>>38742396

Here's a recent story for you guys:

>Lift for 1.5 years. Get decent body
>Meet the perfect girl
>She loves cardio, is tiny and cute. Extremely kind.
>Ask her out, he says yes
>Think: "Finally I'm gonna get a Gf, HolyShitThisIsHappening.png"

>A couple weeks pass
>She comments on the fact that i don't contribute much to conversation, don't take much interest in talking to her etc etc.
>Also ask me about my interests.

>I like her a lot, but i'm just not a very talkative guy. I have no real interests, I just like to watch streams, play vidya, hang out on /fit/ etc etc.

>Realize that I'm just a boring guy and that no ammount of lifting will compensate for this.

Why is life so shit, /fit/?

>>38743307
>Le redpill meme
I'm sure you really don't buddy ;^)

>>38745084
You need experience man, fuck and date for a couple of months, you need to catch up to other people in terms of relationships. She's average, go for it, ugly girls are training wheels for the socially inept.

>>38749380

Girls are like that too. Boring and bland. It's 99.9% of people in general. Don't worry about it.

>>38749259
Not looking for anything long term rn
>>38749324
16 is legal in my state

I have a qt, i am semi-fit and quite good looking.

But I want to kill myself and as long as I can remember, since like when I was about 6 years old, I've wanted to kill myself.


I will kill myself with lifting.
I can make it look like an accident.

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>>38742396

>Daily reminder that one day you will have a qt 3.14 gf of your own

>>38749580
That sounds extremely painful

>>38742396

>Daily reminder that one day you will have a qt 3.14 gf of your own

I'm a 30 years old virgin

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>>38749799

>>38749380
i have found that most of my conversation with women that i'm courting has less to do with interests and more to do with flirting. Change her mood, not her mind.

Stupid shit like talking about feelings mean a lot to girls. In my experience, I find that most men think they can treat women like men; and you can't unless it's business.

Another problem I find most men have is that they are unwilling to change who they are (for the better) in order to compensate for the woman. While i'm not saying bend over backwards for any girl, there's this fallacy of "i want someone to love me for who I am". The complete irony is that they themselves don't even love who they are. So how can you even put that expectation on others? Women are genetically designed to be protective of their vagina. They can't spread seed like men, so they have to choose wisely.

So really, you gotta put the work in. Dedication to become /fit/ already implies that you have the capability to change for the better.

>>38750062
does that include no more masturbating to chinese moving paper drawings?

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My 25 y/o kissless virgin friend got a girlfriend and lost his virginity, and hes 5'6".

If he can do it you guys can to!

>got dick sucked by whore
>didnt cum


am i still a virgin even tho it was just oral?

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>Implying I would want a qt3.14 gf again.
My hearts already been broken once, I couldnt bear it again. The sex isnt worth the mental anguish females are capable of.
Would like to have qt doggo for companionship though.

>>38749891
do you have a job at least?

any pastimes or activities you enjoy that can get involved with other people?

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>tfw you cant protect her from the dark hordes

>>38750438

I have my own business, I live alone and have a car

I force myself to practice salsa and go to salsa classes, not that it helps when you are a fucking retard and have DEPRESSION printed in your forehead

>>38750588
so why are you a depressed anon? and what are you depressed about?

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>"Okay fine, anon. Just don't come inside me. I don't want to get pregnant again".

>>38750913

why do you think I'm depressed?

>>38750285
>tfw i just fucked it up with a crazy but qt girl and my good boyo is on the other side of the country so i don't even have that comfort
I miss doggo

I split from the now ex gf a month or so ago (thank GOD) and I've been thinking about this girl I have fallen out of contact with. We had mad chemistry a number of years ago but of course being the turboautist I was pre-/fit/ I didn't do anything about it. Is it worth trying to get back in touch with her bros?

I hope so. Just turned 19, setting into motion my transformation. With braces, jaw surgery, treating my acne, getting out of skinny fat mode, learning how to style my type of hair (thick and coarse, pain in the ass), facial hair gains, shipping to boot camp next week. I really believe in myself guys, so I believe in y'all too cause I'm not special

>>38750458

Lmao that forced jumpy thing to imitate that other chick hahahaha i am fucking donneeee

>>38742396
you can't let yourself get too caught up in all the pessimism, look towards a bright future.

thanks, today OP was not a fag.

>>38750957
it would be hotter if she did wanted to have your children

>>38751899
wat

>>38749580
Have tried therapy?

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>>38752078

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I just don't think I can ever be in a relationship again. I red pilled myself too hard. If I could ever trust a woman, I certainly couldn't put up with her annoying bullshit for more than ten minutes. FWB and tinder hook ups are really the only way to go. Shame is that I want sons someday so IDK what to do. Maybe I'll just knock the healthiest chick I can find and have great sons. I surely don't want a wife. What is the point? They hamper your ability to achieve and lets be realistic, we all feel like shit when we aren't doing anything. Think of all the times in your life when you were just waiting around for something to happen or you were in a rut. How boring was that shit? Now think of when you were chasing something or on the heels of a big achievement. It makes you feel alive. Maybe it is just a think for people who lift, but I think its incredibly satisfying to work really hard. its like a good torture I do to myself. I have yet to achieve anything huge aside from getting into a really good school, but once I do I imagine it will feel so incredibly good. Women will never satisfy me, only occupy me.

>>38744683
where do you meet these girls?

>>38745084
>4-5/10
> tumblr level feminist

WTF bro?

>>38742396
I just want my waifu anon. I want no one but her.

If that means waiting for custom waifubots then so be it.

>>38752146

Teenage-chan, pull your head out of your ass and stop reading redpill nonsense

>>38752209
enjoy getting stuck in middle management m8 :^) hopefully your (((mortgage))) and (((wife))) are worth it! Be careful of staying up too late this weekend, wouldn't want to be tired for mr.noseberg on monday

>>38751886
Don't get married to any girl you meet outside of base for "the benefits" or money. Use your spare time and money to get huge in the gym. You're gonna make it lad, dont fuck up like I did

>>38751803
b-brehs?

>>38751803
yes message her on jewbook saying that you have been thinking about her and that you want to go for drinks. I've done this twice and was able to hook up with two girls I've always wanted to be with.

>>38752313
Trying to get back in contact with old friends is weird. I've tried it and it isnt recieved well unless they were a stacy and you're fucking enormous now. You're still in the friendzone turboautist.

>>38752313
Whats the worst that can happen, anon? If you dont do anything, you stay out of touch. Youll never know what would have been. Even if she isnt interested, at least you'll know it rather than continuously think about it.

And hey, maybe you'll get a new qt.

>>38750957
Girls always tell me to come inside of them, but what I do instead is pull out and cum on their chest. so funny when they get upset cuz its on their face or in their hair

>>38752337
>>38752339
>>38752344
How would one broach the subject in a message without being too spergy?

>>38743424
19 but in the same situation. What do?

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>>38745636
>mfw he hasn't killed the cow and he already's selling meat cuts

>>38743464
>dedicating all your free time to gym

B R U H

Go out and fucking meet people. Go clubbing or dancing or what the fuck ever, because nothing's just going to fall into your squat at the gym.

>>38751899
Yeah, because no one ever jumps when they're pumping adrenaline or waming up.

>>38752247
You were a few parenthesis away from saying "chad" in all caps.

>>38744773
Will try this, thanks for the advice desu

>>38745099
kekkk

>>38750284
Yeah I'd say you're still virgin.

>>38752569
sure i was m8 keep telling yourself that

>>38746902
>implying he's not 32

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>Hey Anon, these are two of my good friends, Haley and Sam.
>All three of us are taking Feminism 101 and we want you to join us!

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Finally did get a qt3.14, it's been one year before I've even tried with a girl, after the last breakup I was put off chicks for a little while. Funny what a bad breakup can do to a guy, yet they move on like nothing happened. This new one is the best I've had yet, I've never got along so well with a woman like this before, thanks for holding me during my dark times /fit, better times to come

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>>38750957
>those titties

MOMMY I WANT MILKY

>>38752953
>Tfw i always get stuck with girls like the one on the left.

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>>38752953
NOPE

NOPE NOPE NOPE

I've already delt with this shit anon, went to a liberal arts college. I know, it's my fucking fault. I dropped out before they jewed all my money away. I was set to take a some hippy class about beauty but the teacher was crazy so I switched to the only class available for my social studies credit: "Social Study of Civil Rights". It should've been named "Feminism 101" because that's all we talked about.

Goddamn that class made me so angry. So many fucking straw men and white knights in the class it'd make you fucking sick. So many of them accused me of mysogism after defending those terrible t-shirts of "fuckh8", that company that takes advantage of fickle emotions in-order to sell t-shirts and disputing the wage gap as well as the whole "56% of women are gamers" bullshit study.

This one chick, Andrea I think her name was, was legit insane. She and her boyfriend also sat next to eachother in class and she would spout off the most insane shit every week. We watched a documentary of Harvey Milk and she said that, "I would be down there flipping police cars and shooting pigs! They don't fucking know what they're dealing with"

I don't remember what the discussion was, but she also said she'd have no issue lighting a patriarchs house on fire.

Don't take feminism courses kids, it attracts the most fucking insane people you can imagine.

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>already had one
>heart got fucking shattered
I don't know if I want to even try again
there's this qtπ chinese grill in one of my classes who I'm completely certain likes me, but she's also kind of an insufferable normie and I dont know if it's worth it to even try to make that work
what do brehs?

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>>38743832
I am like this and my parents and peers think that I'm too hard on myself when I'm just trying to be realistic. Now that I'm in uni my mate always asks me why I don't respond to girls flirting with me.

>>38750250
explain pls

>>38742396
Yeah. One day.

>>38753042
What do you have to lose? You're not even emotionally invested in her nor do you have to be

>>38746899
Dude she goes to your gym probably around the same time there ya go

>>38750957
Thats a big glass of wine

>>38742396
>28 years of failure
It's not happening friends.

>>38743812
>takes up a lot of your free time
>can wreck you emotionally and maybe economically

Whoever said that it's better to have loved and lost must have been dying inside. It isn't true.

I would rather feel lonely than experience the feelings that come when you lose a connection like that after things sour.

Good friends and whiskey are all you need to get through tfw no gf

>tfw was supposed to get married on two seperate ocassions
>tfw the gril that finally stayed and I married ended with divorce two years later

>>38750062
Wow actual good advice on 4chan

>>38748648
he didn't

>>38745084
>still uses faggot in his vocabulary

You have to be +18

>>38749580
What's the best way to kill yourself lifting? Suicide grip bench press?

>>38753201
Sauna

>>38753201
requesting "the guillotine squat rack"

>>38744590
yeah i wanna kill myself now thx

>>38744590
She is an absolute goddess. What the fug.

>>38752438
"Hey, so I've been thinking a lot lately about the time we spent together and really had a lot of fun. Lets get drinks soon and catch up:

>>38744855
Thanks for sharing, autismo.

>>38752146
do you trust your mum tho

>>38742396
http://moosefix.tumblr.com/post/139198246400/about-to-head-to-the-gym-for-diddylifts-new-phone#notes

she browses 4chan?

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>>38746830
Get a new one. From my journeys, I've noticed girls worth being nice to are the ones that make you feel appreciated as a man. If they can't recognize that strong men just want occasional support and assurance of manliness than they are still kids that want an image of being loved to feel better about themselves. Let me guess she's under 26?

Don't fall for the romance media bullshit anon. Do your thing and be happy with your choices.

>>38743619
nice nip

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>you have nice body anon but I like guys that can dance.

>>38753964
Go find your dancing monkey elsewhere, whore.

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>>38753964
>buying premade coffee

>>38744965
eat a damn cheeseburger

>>38753164
>not using faggot when you see a faggot

>>38753731
Thank you my bro. I took a deep breath and sent it.

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>>38744965
Falling for the /gym/ meme

Buy some weights and put them in your house.
* Cheaper (basically free unless you are /poor/)
* No commute (so you can make more /currency/ at your /job/ with that time instead)
* Can't be /cancelled/

Prove me wrong.

Protip: You /can't/

>ywn be qt enough to be someones gf

>>38754129

Except a lot of people can't be bothered to lift/their workouts aren't as intense at home.

There's something about being at a gym that makes you push yourself.

I always forget to do abs at the gym and always say I'm going to do them at home. But once I get home I do like a set and get bored of it. Tried training some arms at home since the gym was closed that day (I have dumbells) and said fuck it after the second bicep exercise.

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>>38742396

for som ereason looks just like this guy

Give me strength bros. There's a girl at a local McDonald's (save your judgment for another thread) that smiles at me every time I go and today actually held a little small talk. Only problem is she wears a choker but other than that she is a real qt3.14 and I move ever closer to asking her out.

My last two girlfriends where gorgeous broke up with the last one about a year ago . Saw her Instagram a couple of weeks ago and she's engaged :/ I'm lonely and only have time to Work and lift . I'm getting older too , just turned 26 . Every single woman my age already has kids . I don't want to raise another dudes offspring.

>>38754569
I, on the contrary, work harder at home.
Its comforming to know that noone will see if I eventually fail to lift x weight for y reps so I push myself harder.

>>38746899
similar story
> friend from school's birthday
> go out clubbing (hate it) with him and friends
> stay at the bar and just get really drunk
> when everyone's going home go around asking people if they know where I can get some weed (yes, I became that guy)
> walk over to 4 girls and ask them
> one of them is a qt 8/10 who tells me I shouldn't smoke weed as it damages brain cells
> point out that she's been drinking alcohol which kills brain cells and as far as we know with limited research on marijuana it only alters the amygdala in long term users (probably not right but I hate drunk me; I act like I'm so smart)
> she jokingly keeps calling me a druggy, I keep trying to explain that I'm not
> escalates into flirting, I play around with the idea that I'm a druggy and I need someone to set me on the right path (playing to her maternal instincts (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Z52RMyGVYU))
> we hold hands, she's laughing and smiling
> her friends want to get taxi home so I ask for her number
> she ignores me and carries on flirting
> ask again
> she says no but keeps flirting
> ask why and after some persistence she tells me she has a boyfriend
> ask about her relationship, she says it's eh, tell her to take my number and call me when they break up
> she says no as then I wouldn't trust her if we were in a relationship but she keeps calling me hot and hinting that she wants to meet me again
> goes home
> never see her again
> that was 2-3 years ago, I haven't had a girl show interest in me since

fuck.

>>38743464
anon, im 25, not even that /fit/, still chubby, and im dating a 19 year old. You're overthinking it, trust me. Date who you want.

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>>38744773
>Did this yesterday
>Tried talking with the girl today
>It works

Holy shit!

>>38751899
>jew having a meltdown at the sight of a blonde, beautiful German

>>38743417
I'm surprised no one has said it, so I might as well.
If you keep holding out until you feel like you're perfect, it'll never come. You'll always have something to improve.
Even if you do what you wanted, no girl will ever live up to the standards you hold for both yourself and others. It'll take years of dating to find a worthy girl.
Even if you don't think like that, then you owe it to your future perfect gf to be good with girls. Get out there. Talk to them. Practice now and it'll be easy when you enter god mode.
Have a shitty relationship while you're at it too. You'd be surprised how much you learn about what is and isn't okay after dating a couple times, and you'll also learn how to act to not have her walk all over you.

>>38754777
damn bro, I'm pretty sure that whole
>she says no as then I wouldn't trust her if we were in a relationship
was just a shit test, you should have teased her, joked and just given your number or be more assertive in asking it

>>38753964
Girls who say shit like this always have next to nothing to offer in a relationship. They tell guys they want a guy with X or Y to make it seem like she's "hot property" and has enough suitors pursuing her that she can just pick the best. Avoid these kind of women like the plague, they're a ball of misery and unhappiness.

>>38742396
but i don't want one. never have, never will

>>38753164
>found the butthurt liberal

get out faggot

>>38753964

That's a euphemism for sex bro. At that point you should throw her down and bang her.

>>38753164

And here we see the retarded liberal faggot FAR from it's safe space known to us as r/srs.

Do not engage, it will leave on it's own when deprived of attention.

>>38749380
Fake it till you make it. cooking is a really great hobby since its related to being /fit/ and everyone loves a good cook.

>>38757436

You want someone who likes a good cock though.

Stop looking. Stop trying. Find a new hobby and you'll run into a qt at some point.

Whether or not you screw it up is up to you. Go looking and you're going to fuck up regardless.

>>38743307
>Taking the redpill the wrong way
Just listen to Tupac.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AHH0bdNKyM

>>38748734
Lol my older brother is 27, and every fucking time we're at a family gathering, the same fucking question comes up

>have you got a gf?

Probably doesn't help that we are of the thin-eyed kind, since the pressure is like ten fold.

>>38754029
You got this bro

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>>38742396

>>38752146
>Maybe I'll just knock the healthiest chick I can find and have great sons. I surely don't want a wife. What is the point? They hamper your ability to achieve and lets be realistic, we all feel like shit when we aren't doing anything.

You're doing something when you raise kids, idiot. You don't want a wife because she will hamper your ability to achieve? What do you think kids are going to do, asswipe?

>>38753040
>Don't take feminism courses kids
Are you kidding me?
Thats like saying dont shoot yourself in the face with a sharp loaded shotgun

>>38757501
Dude was gay as fuck.

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>>38757994
>talking with mother and sister recently
>"do you have a gf anon?"
>"do you even like girls?"
I'd wish they'd stop pretending like it's easy for me like it was easy for them

desu I can't wait for the day when I drop by their place with a gf with 0 warning, just to see the look on their faces

>>38758392
How old are you mate?

>>38758431
turning 23 in December my man

>>38758454
Just wait until you turn 29 and youre still looking, then it really gets fun!
get used to the question "isnt it time yet?"

>>38758479
eh, I've nearly cured my social autism in the last few months
It's probably only a matter of time for me, though I have an advantage due to being in college.

>>38758521
im in uni and it feels like a huge disadvantage, takes up alot of time that could be spent hunting for chicks but good, hope you make it one day anon

>>38743766
Go for it man

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CAN THIS DAY HURRY UP PLEASE??

>>38745099
Kek

>>38758556
>im in uni and it feels like a huge disadvantage, takes up alot of time that could be spent hunting for chicks
That's the same way I felt the first two years, but recently I've gotten my study routine down to a tee; trying this semester to go to as many social events as I have time for, seems to be working so far.

>good, hope you make it one day anon
y-you too

I might be in the process of acquiring one now :^)

H-hold me /fit/ I'm fucking terrified

>>38758600
>but recently I've gotten my study routine down to a tee
Then maybe i can ask you a question
Doing a course on tax law right now (im not american, i should say) and im having problems because its boring
I used to be able to read anywhere and during anything while listening to music but recently its alot harder to focus

Do you have any good tips for a study routine?
mine used to be listen to music and just read/problem solve but it aint working no more

>>38758620
Don't know what your situation is but although I live off-campus, I stay on campus until the school stuff I've assigned myself for the day is completely finished. I even leave my computer and stuff at home just because it's so distracting.

I guess try to find a space at your uni where it's quiet with little distractions to knock the reading out. My spot is in the library where there's some tables with bookshelves all around that block all the sound.
I can't read for shit unless it's completely quiet.

>>38758669
Yeah i hear you, just took a break from the reading now and look where i ended up
So focus and get rid of distractions is my main focus now, gotta make it

Thanks bro

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>lift together
>shower together, get all that sweat and odor off the two of you
>wrestle and grapple
>loser gets penetrated

Zarya is best girl. Also there needs to be more Junkrat/Zarya artwork out there

>>38758521
I feel you bro.

I'm going into my final year of uni next week and I wanna try and meet as many new people as I can. Not socially autistic, but just never got into the whole dating thing.

>>38759323
Shit, I forgot one last feel

>just hit 5k PR in 22:15
>tfw don't know anyone who would actually care

>>38742396
y-you too

>>38745084
>tumblr level feminist
You still have to ask?

>>38759323
yeah, 1.5 years left for me

If I can't find a gf and get relationship experience these last years in an easy environment like college then I'll be fucked for life

tb.h it's going well though, no longer have anxiety with chatting up girls

stay strong breh

>>38758737
>tfw you will never be Zarya

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>>38759341
Doing better than I am so far my man
>did 5k last week
>23:52
>but on tough course with injured left foot
I-I'll get back to my 18:32 PR eventually, right?

>>38753983
keked

>>38749967
underr8ed keks

>>38760228
Is there any logical reason why you would fucking say that post is underrated? Has anybody expressed any kind of dissatisfaction or criticism at all against it? Are you delusional? Are you reading replies that are nonexistant? Maybe you come from communities with voting systems, but there is literally no way that you could know what other people think of that post you just replied to here. Maybe it's psychological. Maybe it's your own post you're replying to, like a 12 year old fucktard liking his own facebook posts thinking his swelling autism is going unnoticed. Maybe your self esteem depends on you tricking yourself into thinking someone out there thinks your post is worth something. Or maybe you are just a retard, the worst kind of retard, the one who thinks he's smart, the one who thinks he's the only one to have gotten the joke, to have understood the post. Well, guess what, faggot, that post is under no definition underrated so why don't you do the world a favor and go check out what the bottom of your toilet smells like?

>>38752953
[urge to titfuck intensifies]

>>38749580
>>38753201
go out like Chris Benoit, hang yourself with a pulldown machine

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>tfw I'll never have a bf because I'm ugly, have a roastie, no personality and I'm dumb
How do I "form" a personality?

>>38757501
>Taking the redpill the wrong way
le red suppository meme

>>38754684
Make her gag on your mcdick

>>38754684
Get her number m8

>>38759660
Ofc bro, just keep on consistently training.

1km repeats have helped me so fucking much with my endurance, you should try them out m8.

>>38759483
Thanks m8, we're all gonna make it

>Too boring to have a relationship
>Good enough to make a good first impression and get hoors

Does anyone feel like lifting, buying cars and nice clothes is not worth impressing vapid hoes just so you can feel good for 8 seconds with them?

Sometimes feel like a fucking clown that is here just to entertain and please women.

>>38760310
God I love roasties. The perfect pussy is meaty af.

>>38754029
pls screencap the whole thing if she responds my man

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40 years old. Haven't been on a date in 5 years.

I have given up all hope.

>tfw the milf with black hair in a ponytail and glasses comes into the gym and works out behind me in the mirror.

>>38753042
hooly shit a-are you me anon?

>>38754641
cringeworthy as fuck

>>38753042
Smash that Asian pussy.

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>>38760408

>>38742396
>been talking to a qt for a few months
>ended up spending a whole week at her place
>going on dates all the time
>spend multiple days a week together
>do things that couples do
>drinking Friday at her place
>end up going to bed
>get into a conversation
>She thinks I want to talk about us
>I say no we are just friends right
>she says yeah friends with benefits
>mfw I should have asked if she wanted to be more

Should I just ask her if she wants to be exclusive? like I've stopped talking to all other girls and I'm just focusing on her

>>38749086
>sex is fun
Uncircumcised male detected.
>heart starts to hurt as i get mad about being cut again
woah, really gotta stop getting mad

>>38750458
>subhumanicuts actually believe that
lol pleb, good goyim

>>38760310
>There are grills out there as self conscious about there vag as I am about my small dong and super hairy chest
Now I just need to figure out how to tell them apart from the sloots and the size queens

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>>38760261
>underrated bait

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>>38760682
>I say no we are just friends right
desu you need to find a way to tell her that you like her
fwb is literally just a meme
she likely feels the same way

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>>38742396
I will OP, I will have fit qt. 3.14 gf

>>38754699
I'm in the same boat breh

>>38750121
>does that include no more masturbating
no
>to chinese moving paper drawings?
Try harder to jack it to your imagination/nothing
>http://chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2013/07/no-fap-more-like-no-fucking-way.html

>>38757501
wtf does that nigger gibberish mean

I'm starting to believe that average guys wont have more than 3 serious relationships if they're lucky. What is the point of trying for a girl when you're not part of the elite few that every woman wants.

>>38761363
I know man.. Hell she had a party and people were calling me her "man" and she didn't correct them.. I just don't know how to go about bringing up the conversation or what exactly to say.. I mean I do I just fear she's gonna say no and Then what her and I have going is going to stop

>>38760682
>Should I just ask her if she wants to be exclusive
let her ring that bell

also don't get oneitis, that's the first step in the slippery slope of getting p-whipped

>>38760435
I'm working on it. What would be a good way to go about it?

>>38756643
I hope so because I just did it

>>38761836
When you next see her just engage in small talk again and at the end be like "Hey I gtg, can I get your number?" or something simple like that

You should probably order to go just to make it more genuine

>>38761633
>What is the point of trying for a girl when you're not part of the elite few that every woman wants.
Why would you want a girl that doesn't appreciate you when you are the best version of yourself?

>>38761910
you got meme'd

>>38761962
going to jack it to every single female in existence next

>>38761948
I'm 26 and I never met a woman that appreciated me. Maybe im just bitter that I'm still single and people around me are settling down and with someone while all i have are my dogs..... this "best version of yourself" is just BS.

>>38757031
for a guy whose fucked 30 sloots then slowed down and dated 3 girls for ~8 months each. Can you elebarate the last line. What is and isnt ok and how notto let women walk over you?


I feel the longer I date a girl the more I respect and love them(duh) but I become too forgiving for their mistakes and and always get told im becoming whiny and needy. I lose the power struggle phase every time. Teach me your ways anon so I can compare them and not allow myself to let women walk over me in the end. The change I make to myself in relationships is too subtle for me to notice.

I would get other pair of hands? No way.

>>38743424
28 years and single since 23.

>>38761640
face fear like a man. Use your intuition and follow your heart. Tell her you like what you have going and you dont want it to stop. Just tell her you youd like to be her man if she'd be your girl. You pretty much got half of that yourself.

Be honest with her, tell her how you feel just like you told us.
Thats what made me get 2 ex's back into a fwd scenario. The only reason we are single is bc we are all 22 and really really busy with work and school.
But even though its open for now, i get the vibe heavily from both that they are still very very in love with me. We just dont have time to see each other often or deal with the bullshit that comes with relationships like fighting occasionally.

>>38762382
This scares the shit out of me as a guy who is recently single but not sure where I'll meet girls outside of work

>>38762156
Do you put yourself out there?
How many times a week to you hit on/ask out girls?

>>38761948
I'm McDonald's anon. It wouldn't come off as creepish if I'm just like "by the way can I get your number?" after she gives me my card? (pretty good chance I'm over thinking it)

>>38762448
Thank you anon.. The next time I hang out with her I'll tell her how I feel even tho it should be obvious.

>>38762502
It's not really creepy if the small talk is going well. Just relax and don't sperg out

The whole point of asking her number really is to give her a chance to turn you down or not

>>38752463
I'm 19 and never had a gf but I lost my virginity at 19 and fucked 3 different girls since then, I'd say lose your virginity to whatever comes your way that'll build confidence for the next girl

>>38750284
yea

Why didnt you fuck her you pussy

>>38762495
only every other weekend cause thats when I'm not working. why?

I'm a 26yo KV. Yeah nah.

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>>38743766
do it man, we're all rooting for you

>>38749407
This.

>>38744625
you give me hope anon

>>38745099
dubs demands it

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>>38746899
you did good anon. Dont worry, you'll see her again

>>38757501
Second time I've heard that most of the black-on-black murders in inner city areas are caused by fights over women, not drugs/money/territory.

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>>38748524
dont say that anon. Dont sell yourself so short

>>38762543
Thanks for the advice, really appreciated.

>>38743832
what movie?

>>38760583
could be anon, hongcouver?

>>38750957

>can't put her phone away for a fucking meal

D R O P P E D
R
O
P
P
E
D

>>38744773
>>38756643
>>38761910
>>38761962
>>38761980
Wait, so does it work or not? I don't want it to backfire on me or anything.

>>38758392
>Just to see the look on their faces
Kek

Fuck bitches on your own time. Let your family think what they want.

>>38744773
going to try this

wish me luck

Does moosefix know about /fit/'s raging boner for her? Also, thanks for the link to her tumblr

>Work nights
>Usually catch sleep before work
>Be extra tired one day
>Just that day GF asks if she can complain about some stuff
>Say I'm too tired and falling flat on my face and go to sleep
>Now get silent treatment and one/two word answers

I might be kind of a dick but I'm not in the wrong. What do? Out-radio silence her?

>>38763949
It's just for the bantz m8

I inform my family of my relationships on my own terms

>>38743424
you know my pain anon...girls are so soft and smell so good. I wish to die

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>>38743424
I had my first gf and had sex for the first time last year when I was 22 anon. Before, I was super nervous at the prospect of either, but let me tell you that being with a girl you actually really like makes it so much better and easier. Don't rush it, but put yourself out there, you never know who you'll meet.

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>>38765071
>tfw turning 23 in less than 3 months

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anytime i get close to having a bf something just doesn't work out

i'm nearly 21, going into my final semester of college and i've never known what it feels like to share my favorite experiences with a guy who cares about me

just last night I successfully talked to a guy without anxiety and chilled around with him for a few hours, asked a friend about him and learned he'd come with the girl he's seeing

i guess i'm happy that i've made enough progress to casually chat with an unfamiliar guy who i find attractive, but i still don't feel like it's ever going to happen

>>38764269
bump

>>38765169
hang in there bro, I lost my virginity at 23.

That same year had sex with 3 different women.

>>38765226
Are you me but in girl virson?
>tfw met qt
>things going well
>hang out all the time
>go on dates do couple things
>calls me baby and babe
>she ends up getting together with another guy

One that's currently happening
>talking to another qt for 3 months
>things going well
>spend a whole week at her place
>kiss infront of her sister and best friend
>she tells me how much she enjoys me cuddling her and going on dates
>her and I are just "friends" at the moment
>tfw I'm waiting for something to happen and for it to not work out

I'm >>38760682 btw

>>38750957
jesus fucking christ that thing is uglyyy holee phuc.

>>38754722
This, not having to be embarrassed plus the fact that if you fuck up theres no one there to save you really makes you push yourself

Hey here's a pro tip: the vast majority of people, including women, don't deserve your respect or attention. Stop worrying that people don't find you attractive, there are much more important things in life. And to you virgins out there: sex doesn't even feel that good, I've done everything possible barring some extreme fucked up shit and it doesn't feel any better than masturbating so you aren't missing anything important or amazing at all.

>>38757994
why would there be more pressure? asian people seem to think just because their family is autistically explicit about things that they are more harsh. there are implied social norms and pressures in western culture that take a bit of social intelligence to pick up on

>>38765890
if a girl is fantasizing about giving you a blowjob don't kiss her. imagine how many dudes shes given blowjobs to. and how much herpes she has likely contracted. who would say no to a blowie jowie?

>>38742396
As much as I want to believe this, it's almost like how you have someone that's a baby boomer telling you how the world works after they fucked up the way it works, so anything they have to say has no bearing with how the world works, and you're more or less left to figure shit out the hard way.

That and how the social climate of today is becoming even more fucked up.

I don't think I'll make it. All I got going is lifting the feels.

>>38753201
I plan on getting up to a ~150kg clean and jerk and then dropping it directly onto my head

>>38753964
bitch I cut could more rug in 10 minutes than you can in your whole life. Dancing for girls is easy as shit. Just shake your ass and move your hips to a simple rythym. I bust hella moves that make you look like a crippled deer. Fuck you bitch

>>38761640
> I just don't know how to go about bringing up the conversation or what exactly to say..
>do you want to be my girlfriend
>be my girlfriend
>call her your girlfriend/if anyone asks if she's your girlfriend around her say yes.
Whatever iteration of any of the above you want to do will probably work

>>38743634
So there is good news

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Is it acceptable to ask two girls for their numbers simultaneously?
(i.e. "Hey can I get both your numbers")