Kryptonite Thread

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im on like my 3-4th day of keto IM SO HUNGRY OMG REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>38740729
>that crust

hnnnnnnnnnng

>>38740770
pizza hut pizza with hut lovers crust flavoring is my favorite thing in the universe

>>38740791
what crust flavor is that? i got the buttery garlic one and it was literalyl trash.

>>38740749
This. Bought a jar of peanut butter. Big mistake. Now I'm stuck in a loop of craving peanut butter cups when I taste peanut butter and vice versa. Just fuck my cut up. Clean bulk? Don't make me laugh.

>>38740802
nice (you)

>>38740802
Yum. Me too.

My brother bought some pizza the other day i almost ate a slice. Decided to just take a whiff of it first it smelled good then it started smelling kind of shitty and weird.

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Every Sunday AM...I can't resist.

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googling these images was like looking at porn.

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>>38740706

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Pizza place in my town.

>ranch sauce mixed with bbq sauce
>bbq pulled pork and chicken
>three cheese
>jalapeños
>pinneaple

Sounds weird... is fucking delish

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>>38740802
>tfw you will never ever fill a condom with that much cum in one orgasm
FUCKING HENTAI GIVING ME THIS FETISH I CAN'T CUM LIKE A HORSE RRRREEEEEEEEE

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1 jar a week for my oatmeal porridge.

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>>38741549
40kcal

>>38741539
> pineapple pizza

GTFO

>>38740706
I don't have cravings anymore. These pictures don't even make me hungry. In fact most disgust me

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>>38742634
I guess my only kryptonite is this. It's the only thing i was not able to give up. Shit is like crack

Luckily it's not that bad for you and the reduced sugar stuff tastes just as good

>>38740809
it's "hut lover's". yeah the other ones are pretty shit, they usually dont put enough on either, but when they do its amazing.

>>38740729
>being on keto
>not eating keto pizza

Culvers frozen custard
Noodles and company rice crispies
Candy Corn

>>38741539
>pineapple on pizza
You are trash.
Your genes are weak and you will die during the next winter.

>>38741544
its not that hard, just dont fap for like 1-2 weeks

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French fries and chips.
I think everyone has a taste they prefer way over the other tastes. You know, bitter, sweet, sour, salty, savory and such. Mine is salt. I fucking love salt. I know people who can't turn down cake and sweets but can let a chips bag stay untouched for months, but I feel them. It's the opposite but same situation.

>>38740805
Same

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I fucking can't give up crunchy pretzels. A packet of this and a beer are the reason I'm still alive. They're a joy to consume and the only light in this brutal reality.

>>38742678
i dont like fathead pizza, ive tried it and it's not the same. way too much calories for what it's worth. ill just continue to eat my eggs and shit till i lose 60lbs

Fucking donuts. And theres a van selling fresh donuts on my walking route to the gym.

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>>38740706

Can't even let myself drive by the restaurant. I could literally eat myself to death with fresh off the rack doughnuts.

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>>38740706
Everytime...

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>>38740706
these fucking things

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Skittles kill me every time. But they fit my macros soo....

>>38741472
That looks horrifying desu

>>38742842
then theres me, i fuck devour every junk in sight

>>38743494
You like fatty food then.

>>38740706
God damn, that looks disgusting.

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>>38740706

I can, and would eat an entire can if I had it around.

>>38740706
all you have to do is avoid processed foods and you're too fucking beta to do that

you cunt

>>38743515
What? I eat one of these post workout.

Everything heavy carbs, fat and optionally salt desu

>>38741549
>>38741587
Min neger

>>38740805
I cope with it by having cinnabun flavored whey

>>38742703

le epic may may reddit friend XD

>>38742703
So fucking cringe dude lurk more

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>start cutting
>sister starts her small pastry business
>asks me for taste tests on brownies and cookies
>mfw

>>38740729
Fuck

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Cannot have these in the house or they will fuck over my diet. They don't even fucking taste good, it's just so addicting to mindlessly crunch on.

>>38741520
mein neger

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fuckin these

>>38744392
>trying to be good by not eating shit
>anon I just went to the bakery and got a pumpkin muffin, pumpkin scone and pumpkin whoopie pie for you and there's a loaf of chia seed bread
moms are kryptonite

My sister makes the best home made deep dish pizza. I always have one small slice because it's so bad for you, but if I could I would eat a whole pizza.

>tfw they get more calories in one night than I get in a week

Fuck me though it almost would be worth going full fat for it.

>>38740844
Nigga put a scoop of peanut butter in your chocolate protein shakes, TASTES LIKE A MOTHAFUCKIN REESES CUP

>>38746015
so how's life as a white suburban teenager?

>>38746050
Wat?

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THIS SHIT. GODDAMN IT

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>>38745902
Whatever the fuck this is, it looks delicious.

>>38740802
>>38740805
That's some juxtaposition.

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>>38740706
Not a bad kryptonite to be honest but damn.

I can't stop eating them.

>>38742842
I understand your pain, Anton. Can pass on cake easily, but don't threaten me with salty stuff. I need it.

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These fucking cunts.

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>>38740706
These fuckers right here. I literally refer to them as 'my kryptonite'. Easy and cheap for a huge one where I work, and easy and cheap to make a whole fucking pan of the goddamned things. Good thing I have some self control otherwise I'd be a goddamned diabetic and obese from the fucking things.

>>38743324
That looks like a turd made out of wheat.

Munchie meals from jack

>tfw ate 2 this week already

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>>38740706
this

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I just can't stop. Just one more bag right?

>>38747818
Fug, I don't think I've eaten these since I was a kid. Forgot how good they are.

>>38746195
Feel you breh, if there's a bag open it's gonna get devoured. Good thing is, you can make some fresh guac ala el yeb and you got a semi-legit snack.

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Fucking these and a cold beer tho. Don't let me near them.

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>>38740706

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>>38747880

>took 3 days off initially from the gym to level asap

i have never felt so ashamed

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>>38740706
I'm a tad sour about my sweet tooth

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can't resist

>>38750614
Mah nigga

>>38741544

>using a condom
>not putting it where it belongs (on her face and in her mouth)

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>>38750632
>you always passed these kinds of candy shops in the mall as a lad
>your parents never took you in

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I can't stop drinking this. Someone pls send help.

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Pic related

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Biscuits with fucking honey

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>>38752742

pancakes with tons of butter and syrup. delicous artisianal breads from local,bakeries. luckily i run (actually RUN. get outta breath and covered in sweat when i'm done. it's nice having a pure australian sheperd) 18 - 20 miles a week, so i can afford such luxury. btw, all you meatheads who lift and no cardio, girls think you look fat and lumpy.

>>38752764
Theres scones m8.

>>38752819
Thanks for your 2 cents, don't wait on your change.

>>38752854
No they're not.

>>38752742
this fuckin guy gets it ;)

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beer leads to hunger
hunger leads to spicy food
spicy food leads back to beer

I'm not proud.

pizza from my work, or slurpees when it's fucking hot out

>>38752901
Spicy food is disgusting

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>>38752932
hahahaha

get out

>>38750694
iktf

>>38750694
>>38753006
there's a reason why: It's all just name-brand candy that's crazy overpriced. It's like $10 a pound for shit like Gummy bears and rainbow ropes. That stuff goes for less than 2 bucks in most convenience and grocery stores.

>>38741544
Use Soy lecithin, its what i use. don worry anon i have the same fetish.

stay with it for a couple weeks and youll see results.

>>38742654
>reduced sugar stuff tastes just as good

Truth. Being able to enjoy cheeseburgers again was a godsend.

Chocolate bars not picky as long as it isn't shit tier generic brand Halloween chocolate. Also peanut butter I can't have a jar in my home because I will just eat half the jar in one sitting and hate myself after.

>>38746188
Kek

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>>38746184
Mainly pig head meat/skin/fat, lots of onions, chili, lime, serve on a hot plate then crack open an egg on top of it - and there you have it, Sisig.
Best paired with beer or any liquor which makes this really bad for cutting
>alcohol + calories
Worth it.

>>38740844
I somtimes eat pb in front of the mirror its the happiest i can watch myself be