Why do women waste time in the gym when pic related is what non-homo/bisexual men desire most?
>>38733155
Because not all women have good proportions
If they don't havs good proportions then being reasonably lean is the best they can do
Why are you spamming the same thread 5000 times a day
Pls stop baiting
>>38733155
In America maybe.
that is so fucking disgusting holy shit just threw up
>>38733268
>>38733268
Is this a belly gf thread?
>>38733155
>>38733230
In Europe our women are tall and thin. Enjoy your life texan cow.
>>38733292
Why not
Let's just say some women wear the weight much better than other's. Gaining 10 pounds is no big deal if sends you into THICC territory. The issue arises when the 10 lbs shows up as arm fat or something
>>38733155
name? i would seriously eat her asshole
But the chubbier they are the looser the vagoo
>>38733437
i fuck the tight chub rolls
>>38733437
This is a myth.
>>38733155
Who is this chick?
>>38733155
i agree unironically xD
>>38733155
25-30% bf but no more
>>38733547
MUH DICK
>>38733175
This.
I do not get to choose where my fat goes.
>>38733155
fuck off you jew.
>>38733568
It tends to go in the same places in the majority of women. Tummy, hips, thighs, and tits (the best places).
>>38733558
I have slightly butthurt
>be man
>3-4 years diet and hard lifting
>still no Zyzz effect
>inb4 go roids, lose gains after 2 months
>be woman
>do whatever you want xD
Because I'd rather look like pic related than a fat slob like OP pic
>>38733464
No it's fact broheim. I've fucked chubs and thicks and normies and fit babes. The axiom has held true. Chubby = loosey goosey. Fit = velvet glove apple pie heaven
>>38733601
That's life mate. Women and men are different. And that's how it should be.
>>38733602
>I want to be with repressed homosexuals and men with muscles fetishes
When you're getting fucked by a man looking like that, he's thinking about men.
oh look its this thread again.
why dont you go back to tumblr where you belong
>>38733602
You should just have "Giant Clit" tattooed on your forehead.
>>38733155
/fit/ your one stop shop for insecure faggots and people projecting as hard as they can, often both.
>>38733155
HHNNNNNNNGGGGGG
I'd fucking destroy that m8. I wanna dump a load in her vagina if you know what I am saying.
>>38733243
this bitch is the mcdonalds of fashion models
>>38733606
I've fucked a variety of women as well and the two chubby ones im not embarassed to admit I fucked were pretty tight dude. I fucked a skinny daddy issue whore and she wasnt all that tight. Then some asian one half vietnamese and some other asian abomination that was stereotypically tight. The rest I didnt really notice a difference from eachother. Its almost as if it depends on the girls genetics and habits. Hmmmm really makes me think.
>>38733902
>I wanna dump a load in her vagina if you know what I am saying.
>"I wanna fuck her vagina with my penis if you know what I mean xD"
Are you seriously 13 years old
>>38734098
autism
>>38733888
Are you projecting the faggotry you havent accepted in yourself onto fit right now, anon?
>>38733568
>tfw inverted triangle body shape
Kill me.
>>38734121
Oh, oh really. Now you're calling me autistic. And making fun out of disabled people. You really are 13 years old. I want new faggots to get off 4Chan. I have been here since 2008.
>>38733155
>Why do women waste time in the gym when pic related is what non-homo/bisexual men desire most?
>Anyone who likes what I don't is gay
Because some men prefer other types of grills.
I like fit grills.
>>38733230
Nice meme.
>>38733155
That's fucking disgusting
>>38733902
i am wanting to do the engage of the coitus with her vaginals and do an ejaculatory of the inside of her ok that is what i am do a say of
>>38733155
jesus christ
>>38734220
Not even that guy, you might actually be autistic though
>MFW the new faggots are invading the 4chans I know and love for 8 whole yearilydoos.
Women don't want straight men. Women want qt yaoi bois.
>>38734238
Nobody cares what you think homo. Piss of to the gay bar.
>>38733155
men like what they like. i personally prefer my girls shredded. wont go over 20% body fat
>>38734174
Post pics bae
>>38733243
>Implying you wouldn't lick cara's perfect eyebrows
>>38734287
I'm not autistic just because I am against cyber bullying. The other guy is a darn idiot saying things like autism for no damn reason at all! God damn I hate people like him..should leave 4Chan already.
>>38733155
OP was this just an image you saved or a nude you got?
Because I'm pretty sure I know her
>>38733243
>that is so fucking disgusting holy shit just threw up
I agree. that webm made me sick.
>>38734220
>having to prove you're an oldfag. dear god.
>>38733155
Woodberry
>>38733297
Lol europe is just as obese if you dont count all the muslims flooding in. Get wrecked 3rd worlder
>>38733602
So you're saying you're a land whale right now?
>>38733155
>men desire most
idk about you but i work out so that i feel good about how i look, not just to impress girls
test
I prefer a softer, curvy look. Not the "high test" shit where people just like fat girls. Nothing beats making love to a woman and feeling her soft thighs wrap around you while you squeeze a handful of ass and big tits in your mouth
>>38733155
Im actually kinda obsessed about fat girl titties..
>>38734331
>>38733155
Why on earth would you post this on a predominantly homosexual board?
>>38734557
Post pics of your body so I can masturbate to it. You know you want to.
>>38734557
Well done for making me laugh, now post a real pic. You know you want the attention.
>>38733602
>1%
RECHARGE YOUR BATTERY FUCKING SHEMALE
>>38734562
So the 5% of straight men here can enjoy it.
>>38734220
this is next level ironic shitposting
>>38734365
Relax princess, bake /fit/ some cookies.
>>38733297
The last thin women in Europe were in Dachau. Go look up the rates of overweight adults in European countries. I'll wait while you peck at your keyboard with those plump sausage fingers.
>>38734076
>juhnetics
nah man, depends on the bf% :^))
FUUUUARK
CAN'T DENY IT ANYMORE BREHS I LOVE THE THICC LADIES
>>38734534
that is what high test literally is
>>38734238
Now THAT is a woman. Let me post another one as well.
OP, you're fucking disgusting.
>>38733155
Nigga please
Id love to say that the bar for women is set at having a vagina but since chicks with dicks is a thing men are willing to fuck thats not true
I could say that you need to physically exist but then animu waifues are a thing guys would love to stick their dicks into so thats not true either
There are almost no disqualifying traits you can have as a girl, retarded thread is retarded
>>38734534
That is what high test is you fucking retard.
>>38734365
4chan is a place for being an asshole. I'm not saying it's right, but that's the way it is.
if you don't like it you need to either go away, develop thicker skin, or deliver better burns.
>>38734365
>Against cyberbullying
>Trying to police people's language on an anonymous steroid bbs
Im falling for thr bait arent i
>>38733547
i recommend travel size for the man on the go
>>38735071
>dat sexy fucking midget
Mah nigga.
>>38734929
Fucking disgusting stick insect with the body of a 11 year old boy.
No thanks.
considering most men will fuck just about anything it doesn't really matter in terms of getting sex. most women can get some kind of sex whenever they want.
but that's not why some women get into good shape. it isn't to get more sex.
it's to put them in a better position to get more money and free stuff like meals. the better she looks the richer of a guy she can land or get free dinner/expensive gifts from.
>>38734978
kys
>>38735167
Not all women are whores for money like you.
>>38733602
>wanting to be a masculine woman
just take steroids you dyke bitch
Former chubby chaser here. Any guy with OPTIONS does not like fat or "thick" girls. You may like wide hips and big tits that they have from excess body fat but the pot belly and fat arms are something you know makes her more likely to talk you your loser asses.
Enjoy having a woman that real street niggers will take away from you or holler at her in front of you when you're out in public.
>>38735316
Nice generallizations faggot.
Chubby bellies make my cock harder than anything.
I personally would rather have a qt like pic related
>>38734238
Avarage americans you retard. The guy posted an athlete. Kill yourself.
>>38733155
Are you a Tumblerina on a mission to troll /fit/ today?
>>38735071
>>38735141
Who is this
>>38733297
>>38733230
What did they mean with these posts?
Proud of having shit taste in women?
wew lads
>>38735316
Rofl. You just told us you chased chubbies because you couldn't get anything else. You're extrapolating assumptions based on your own life.
I want fatties because that's what my dick likes. Skinny/muscular women kill my dick. I used to only date/fuck skinny women because I was too embarrassed about liking fatties/chubbies. Until recently, that is. Now I don't give a fuck.
Entirely my own choice faggot.
Stay mad.
>>38733606
correct me if im wrong but thats probably because the thin women you fucked work out more and have tighter muscles, also maybe they dont have as much sex
the vaginal cavity is a muscle that can expand for birth and go back to being tight after long periods of no sex or certain kinds of yoga
happened to my mom
>>38734098
>this new
>>38734365
kys
>it's a "stop liking what I don't like" episode
Kill yourselves
>>38734666
Fuck off faggot
>>38733606
You're such a virgin.
>>38733606
who the fuck thinks like this let alone types this on a forum?
>>38735735
A virgin with very little actual experience with woman.
>>38735509
Google image search Jemma Suicide girl. Prepare to have your dick explode.
>>38733547
>women can have 30% body fat and look decently attractive
>I have 25% and look like roadkill
Male privileged my ass.
>>38736082
Post pics of your body babyyy
>>38736082
>I have 25%
I guarantee that you have more.
Why do women waste time in the gym when pic related is what non-homo/bisexual men desire most?
Why do women waste time in the gym when pic related is what non-homo/bisexual men desire most?
>>38735589
>also maybe they dont have as much sex
Having sex doesn't make it looser. You're misinformed.
>>38736094
>>38736130
25% seems low to me, but its what /fit/ said I was since I don't have calipers.
>>38732013
>>38736285
You'd be lucky to be at 30% fatso.
>>38736285
Post a pic. Show dem curves.
>>38736447
I did already?
>>38732013
>>38736285
Fuck thought you were a chick.
Gross.
When you actually hold a woman (kek) extra fat does seem obnoxious.
>>38736505
It feels great.
>>38736505
>t. virgin
>>38733243
"""""""""""woman"""""""""" ya that's clearly a boy sir
>>38736478
What on gods earth made you think that?
>>38733602
I'd let her suffocate me with those t h i c c thighs... and I'm a Christian.
>>38736548
No I've had sex with 3 females and one of them was overweight.
>>38733297
>tall and thing
Shit ratio desu.
>>38733155
This pic is nice but most thiccfags go too far, I'd say you've posted the absolute limit when it comes to fatness.
>>38733464
It's true more often than not. Also, there is science to back it up. Just research it.
Fit grill: Higher sex drive due to fit lyfestyle (gets hormones flowing through blood more), which means better feeling vag, also stronger muscles all around, which increases firmness. Better arousal as well, which means the vagine is smoother and more elastic, feels better on your dick.
Fat grill: Lower sex drive. Blood has trouble finding its way to it's fucking vagina. Vag MAY be tighter, but that is probably because she isn't aroused, and that doesn't feel good. Have fun even trying to get your dick in there. Sex with this is cringeworthy. Just put your money on fat pussy being worse than fit pussy. Trust me.
Also, tight vagina is a meme. The real money is in the elastic, aroused vagina that massages your dick. Firmness=/= tightness.
>>38735729
>>38735936
Okay, Ms. Vagina Expert. I bet you've fucked a truckload, haven't you?
>>38733155
>trying to do nofap
>shit like this gets posted all the time
Do i fuck off from this board until i'm done?
>>38737741
>five days of nofap
>already having dreams about jack hammering sloots with a dick so big that it fills their entire body
>>38733243
The girl you posted is nasty.
She has no ass and the hips of a 16 year old boy.
You should be ashamed.
>>38734365
Holy shit what a fucking nigger
>when most of my fat goes in to thighs and tummy leaving ass and tits behind
>in that order
I used to be 75lbs overweight and my tits are the same size and ass is now flat. kill me
>>38737881
Let's see those tits then faggot
>>38737881
Post pics baby
THICk threads are just turbo virgins.
Skinny girls look plenty curvaceous when you actually have them bent over. (Which is why thick threads are a great way to spot virgins.)
Average sized ass with a bit of fitness = literally perfect view for sex. A kardashian tier ass looks like shit in the same position.
>>38733155
User has been banned for this post.
>>38737942
>Skinny girls look plenty curvaceous when you actually have them bent over. (Which is why thick threads are a great way to spot virgins.)
No they don't.
My last two ex's were like 52kg at 5'6 or 5'5.
>>38737963
Probably didn't work out enough. A little bit of glutes goes a long way on a skinny frame.
>>38737794
>already having dreams about jack hammering sloots with a dick so big that it fills their entire body
>binge on Sparrow's porn right after waking up
>>38735589
>happened to my mom
How do you know? Did you fuck your mom?
>>38738042
Link?
>>38733243
thank ms skeltal
>>38735412
me on the right.
Why does every faggot bait OP start by begging the question?
>>38736226
not loosey goosey no but a bit less tight than a virgin i think
also rough sex like double fisting/5" wide dildos get it used to expanding easier
>>38738070
shes just bluntly honest
>>38734490
Shit try 60% white fat fuck
>>38733155
0/10 would not fug
>>38733155
man
this chick is hot as fuck but if you date her your status will go down guaranteed
should you care or not
Guys, for thighter vagina you need bigger dick, not thicc thights.
>>38733595
apple, pear, hourglass
memorize them anon
that chick is like disgusting fat tho. Her fat rolls literally cover her panties on one side. Like wtf man
>>38736222
give me the milk
>>38738580
You have to really think about what feels better. People you don't know approving of you but ultimately giving you nothing, or blowing your load balls deep in the hot wet cunt of a big titty chubster? If you're worried about status so much, just get inarguably better in a few areas than most people so that even when you're plugging chubbos they can't talk shit. If they do, they open themselves up to get destroyed.
>>38738814
Yeah but it looks like an abudance of healthy fat. Idk if thats even possible, but I think it is, and thats what it looks like.
Bitch just looks fertile AF.
And those TITS though.
>>38735387
Those are some blessed genes, or shes just really pushing her boobs together.
because i lift for my cats
>>38738042
ganna needs a link friendo
>>38738993
There's no such thing as healthy vs unhealthy fat. Excessive fat is unhealthy.
>/fit/ - Tumblr and HAES
>>38734929
bones
>>38733155
>>38733243
>>38733547
>>38733602
>>38734238
>>38734534
>>38734645
>>38734929
>>38735071
>>38735387
>>38736222
Let's be real here, I'd fuck everyone in these photographs.
>>38739405
Let's be real here, you'd fuck anything with a hole that offered itself to you.
>>38739405
Just about the only honest thing that has been posted here
>>38737942
>>38737990
>>38737963
>Porn
>evidence of reality
Probably just using a fucking fisheye camera m8.
>>38739426
>Implying that this doesn't describe 99% of 4chan
>>38739426
The hole is good enough. Don't need an offer.
>>38739426
>>38739442
It describes 99% of men
Oh, but of course not the ultra alpha male studs on fit who get the hottest fittest girls because of the high standards they deserve
My current gf is thicc af, she lifts though so she's more built fat, literally the greatest booty I've ever seen or touched. I've only ever been with skinny/fit girls up until her and she is by far the best sex and hottest body type. Something about thicker girls makes the absolutely crave the dick too, never really experienced that before either.
>>38739521
Uh huh sure
>>38739521
let's see her glutes
>>38733155
Do you not get tired of posting this shitty b8 day after day?
>>38739264
That simply doesnt sound true.
>>38733155
I don't know I'd you've been under a rock lately, but they don't. Most of them are kindy dumpy.
>>38733155
Have you ever had doggy-style sex with a women pic related ? Her giant boobs just hang low like some loose cow bag.
Giant tits are not cool when removed from bra.
>>38733155
LONDON
>>38734534
that face is 0/10 desu
she probably actually looks better without the 2lb of makeup
>tfw this chick wanted to cheat on her bf with me
She was thicc af, buy I think legitimately autistic. And autistic girls are the absolute worst.
>>38739614
why is it always the girls with thicc wide hips that are autistic? i've met a couple and they were mentally challenged
>>38739405
same except the dude and the midget tbqh
>>38739619
My ex was thicc too and she was kinda spergy. I think people on the spectrum do have problems with overeating. I don't see a lot of skinny autists.
>>38739619
Sedentary life correlates with terrible mental health.
>>38734547
Iktfb
>>38739521
Post a pic, Casanova.
>>38739614
Fuark, those calves are J00CY
>>38739652
She was aight
>>38739614
She in USA?
>>38739665
You're a total fag for not smashing that.
>>38739681
Yeah why.
>>38739685
Not into helping girls cheat. He seemed like a nice guy and she was a bit of a cunt. I posted her kik on /soc/ late at night so her phone would go off.
>>38739706
kek good man
>>38738042
>Sparrow's porn
link now
>>38739563
Some people like that friend. Different tits for different strokes.
Lucked out with my gf though. They're small, but still pretty full and gravity defying perky. They literally do not have that underboob crease. She won some kind of genetic titty lottery.
>>38733243
I don't get the world's obsession with Cara Delevigne.
Her eyebrows make her look like a fucking troglodyte and I've seen unconvincing traps with better bodies than hers.
>>38735071
>Midget minus the midget face genetics.
Quite possibly the perfect woman.
>>38734238
mmmm Allison
>>38733175
This. Lean & fake tits makes any girl look good as long as they're not oversized G cups
>>38740107
It's pure, unadulterated autism.
>>38737233
"Somewhere north-northeast above Little Rock, Tracy tells me, 'Pompoir would make this a snap. It's when Albanian women just milk you with their constrictor vaginae muscles.'"
Fit grill: more likely to know how to do THAT^
>>38733297
Easy partner. Just because you don't have a big Texas dick to handle high test, doesn't mean you should settle for sticks.
>>38739426
Yes, and?
>>38733243
I don't know if this was intentional, but my pedo boner reacted to this. Your taste is literally flat little child tier.
>>38740474
Kill yourself
>>38733155
How much do I need to lift to land a babe like this?
>>38733243
>Cara Delevigne
Might as well just come out as gay now anon.
Seriously 12 year old boys body hips and all. Disgusting.
>>38740485
Stop masturbating to twigs.
>>38739614
Looks okay but also looks like she is never not on her period.
>>38736478
sleep tight roacher
>>38733155
>implying I want a flabby belly and saggy tits when I could have this
fatties on suicide watch
>>38733602
top tastes my friend
>>38733155
If she had a cute face and hair I'd fuck her and enjoy it.
>>38738993
>>38739264
https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2016/04/160425161349.htm
http://www.humankinetics.com/excerpts/excerpts/learn-why-women-carry-more-fat-than-men
http://www.marksdailyapple.com/gender-differences-in-fat-metabolism/
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/15070445
>Researchers have long-known that visceral fat -- the kind that wraps around the internal organs -- is more dangerous than subcutaneous fat that lies just under the skin around the belly, thighs and rear.
>On women, body fat seems to be healthier and less problematic. The characteristically female lower body “gluteofemoral fat” is actually a strong sign of metabolic health, whereas abdominal fat is not. In men, high body fat levels correlate strongly with insulin resistance, while this relationship is much weaker in women (probably because of their lower tendency to store visceral fat).
>Fat in normal women represents between 18% and 20% of body weight, whereas in men it represents only 10% to 15%. The reason for this difference is that women at some point in their lives may nourish a fetus and then a baby from their own reserves, so women have to stock energy in the form of fat in anticipation of future pregnancies (and must stock even more energy during the last two trimesters of pregnancy).
>>38733155
implying someone like this will stay at this weight
5 years they will be landwhales.
>be female
>naturally skelly but when I do gain weight it looks like OP's fat distribution
>been lifting
>trying to eat moar to build muscle
>getting muscular but also developing some MILF-like curvature
feels good man
>>38733243
that dude is annoying
>>38741747
You come in here, you post this post, and yet we have no pics. You can't just do this, it's just not acceptable.
>mfw gf is 5'2" With huge ass tiny waist and small tits
Like remy lacroix except even smaller waist and nicer butt. Best body type desu famalam
>>38736082
a man's body burns more calories than a woman's, so it equals out.
>>38733155
Because not all women have beautiful fat tits and a nice waste hips ratio?
Retard.
>>38734557
just post a pic, dont be shy
>>38733155
Why anon, you act as if bisexuals aren't the vast majority.
>>38741837
Ah, a kindred soul.
>>38740497
Holy shit those gollum feetses
>why does it cry?
>>38739292
>/fit/ - closeted homos and mad eurofags
most women (and plenty of men) are obsessed with losing fat but not gaining muscle, sadly.
perfect amount of fat in OP's pic; a bit of muscle underneath and you've ascended to perfection.
>>38737833
>no ass
Nigger detected, go fuck an obese landwhale like the rest of your kind.
>>38733155
Because it's not.
>>38739635
>I don't see a lot of skinny autists
Holy shit anon, skellotors are everywhere.
>>38739055
Seriously underrated post.
A sliver of light in the darkness.
A faint glimmer of hope.
>>38741747
pics pretty pleaaaaaaseeeee
>>38733155
How do I get belly gf?
How do I get any gf?
>>38737881
it's literally genetics sorry
>>38737881
muscle content has a whole lot to do with the shape of your ass.
>>38733155
Depends on the face and what happens to the boobs when they drop, baby.
I mean what if it looks like your mom and she got some fat ass orangutan titties? I dove down that rabbit hole once. Never twice, OP.
Never twice.
>>38741307
You mean that instead you'd rather have no tits and look like a man?
Tits are made of fat, silly.
>>38733602
Fuck you mattieposter
>>38734490
>memefugees are a sizable influence on europes fatness, while being less than 0.2% of the population
>murifats are 30+% obese
>this somehow equals out
lul, murifat math
>>38734490
lol stay fat america
>>38733243
i dont know why but her face reminds me of harry styles
>>38733437
Definitely not true. Current gf is overweight, has had many many partners before me (so likely some guys with thicker cocks than me) and she's still the second tightest i've ever fucked. (Note, the tightest was a really petite black girl)
>>38737881
>fat girls with small tits
what is the purpose of your existence?
>>38733155
because not everybody works out to be like by others but to feel good with themselves
>>38735071
>suicide girls
You're a fucking degenerate who won't make it. Kys.
what do I have to search on the porn tubes to get OP related?
>>38734238
>>38734929
>liking infertile women
Americans...
>>38737881
POST PICS BAE
>>38739431
This girl is skinny asf and look good.
>>38733602
The girl in OP looks way better
>>38736035
>dick explode
>she doesnt do porn
literally not even worth the time
I stopped giving women who don't worry out attention. Skinny fat women are disgusting.
>>38733602
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N
Let's laugh at fatties together.
>>38735071
Damnit, my sides.
>>38735729
>>38735735
>>38735936
The only virgins around here are you two fags. I would tell you to gb2r9k, but you're apparently too beta to belong anywhere except inside of some fatty's asshole.
Fat women have big vaginas. It's not some obscure secret; I'm sure you'll have sex one day, though, if you can stop being such puffy inflamed cunts.
>>38747045
>t. khv
>>38737942
>perspective + barrel distortion
>>38747148
> bozz up dawg i got mad fat bitchez
>>38734287
>>38741747
The old adage, "tits or gtfo" is applicable here.
>>38741771
>>38742963
>>38748618
>falling for level 0 bait
>>38737942
>lying on the internet
>>38742464
>tfw ex was chubby but no muscle
>wide wide hips, flat flat ass
>REFUSED to exercise at all, didn't even like going up a single flight of stairs
>mfw
>>38743788
get a load of this cuck
>>38734534
This pic is photoshopped to hell. You know real women cant physically have such exaggerated proportions. Keep jerking off to your fake women fag
>>38734875
B8 troll. There are no fat people in Denmark
>>38733155
ex gf looks identical to this. was sexy as fuck and amazing sex to boot. Had amazing hips/ass/tits, great weight distribution
god I miss her..
>>38736478
This pic made me kek so hard. didnt realize it was the roach at first. thanks anon for making my day
>>38750259
She sounds disgusting.
>>38733155
Brehs
>>38751929
oh shit
>>38751929
Did she lose? Please tell me she lost.
>>38739055
An admirable goal
>>38751929
Jebus I wish I knew which one she was in.
>>38733175
Another "this" for you.
Genetics, as usual, are unfair. Some girls still have a waist and a cute face if they gain weight. Others just look like refrigerators. Body fat distribution, bone structure, you don't choose that shit.
>>38739462
No it describes 99% of the thirsty men who'll fuck even dogs.
The fantasy that even the much decried betas will fuck litterally ANYTHING female or feminine is something that loser broads scream.
They don't believe it to be honest, cause they know it's not true.
They can just easily get fucked by any horny guy, doesn't mean that all men will fuck all women, just that all women can get a dick if they simply exist in the same place that a guy with low enough standards and or high enough horny+test happens to exist.
Same way any guy can get pussy if he simply approaches every woman he sees and openly and honestly states "I want to fuck, I have condoms, I'm not crazy, I have a hotel room staffed with very discreet people". That will equal pussy 125% of the time. Bonus points if he looks fit/dadbod mode and says he has a big dick.
>>38739652
Do men actually like big calf muscles? I hate mine, I'd prefer qt slender legs like pic related
>>38751929
>>38752291
Depends on the rest of the body
>>38752291
Calves are awesome!
Check Jodie Foster in Elysium
Chloe Vevrier for a porn chick
>>38751929
>>38752301
Oh no you don't. You get your gear addled mamabear dykes the fuck up out of here.
Go to the "athletic bodies" thread where the rest of the lesbians are.
Fucks sake she looks like a trainwreck, look at that dyke gut. Tell tale sign that she abuses the strap on.
>>38751929
>>38752301
Oh fuck muh balls.
>>38752291
I do. I really like legs. The more muscular her legs are, the better
>>38752633
>>38752484
Found the closeted homo.
>>38750259
>>38752291
You're a colossal faggot if you dislike calves.
>>38752633
ovaries
your ovaries
you don't have to lie on /fit/ anon
we have a lot of cool lezbros here
>>38752719
Ah, calling me a fag for not wanting to fuck a sub average looking pudgy bull dyke.
That will REALLY make me want to give her ye ole 9x6 in a most thorough manner.
>>38752291
>boy legs
Anon confirmed for having the mental illness called homosexuality
>>38752872
Go back and take your fedora with you, tard.
>>38733155
uhh .... no
>>38752915
He specifically said non-homo, faget.
>>38752872
Don't you ever fucking reply to one of my posts again.
>>38752915
low test nu male detected.
Take yourself out of the gene pool.
>>38753000
shut up dyke
>>38753015
Reported to the CIA, FBI, NSA, MI6 and KGB. You're gonna regret fucking with me, kid. Let's see you try to act like a big shot in a Russian gulag, you shitcunt.
>>38753015
Oh dear. My delicate senses have been thwarted by your wit and your insults. Whatever shall I do? I have been dispatched in public discourse! I shall never be able to be married now! Take responsibility, I demand it!
>>38753044
can i rape women in a russian gulag? Can i get my daily protons? Will they give me food for keto? Will the regulate my diet? Can i rape women? Can i rape women?
>>38753048
*tips fedora*
Honestly though anon, work on that cringey ass speech. You seem like a that one weird person that tries to be funny. Work on your social gains you annoying shitty NEET.
>>38753075
And now you've used the nuclear option of referencing a fedora. Wow. How can I respond to that? Oh, wait. I have an idea.
Jackass
>>38753101
holy shit man, honestly you seem like the type of person people dont want to talk to. Stop going out of your way to try to be intelligent. I dont know if you think its "class" or "style" Just stop being a cringey nerd. Fucking hell, you're speech is so annoying i don't even want to write back, but i like to help people.
>>38753179
>you are speech is so annoying
>>38753192
see what i mean? this is supposed to be the least socially autistic board. Normal, non nerdy people just ignore that.
>>38753000
Who are you again?
Nevermind. You're some random fucktard.
>>38752903
A fedora would mean I'd white knight any fugster online because it means I would think I'd get some ass.
I'm more of a giant floppy dick who says things that hurts peoples feefees or makes them feel things they would rather not because it's fun and I like fucking with the cunts online.
>>38753179
Let's try this instead. Fuck off. Is that more to your liking?