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Turn fatties to soap edition
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What can we use fat people for after the inevitable genocide when they come after our gains /fit/?
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>don't mind me just wheelin em to the lye tub
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Lets go
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These threads are so seriously boring
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>>38732993
>t.fatty
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>>38732848
Nobody but The Rock could possibly eat that much in one sitting
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>>38732779
>space-themed pants
heh
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>>38732779
Soap and fuel
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>>38732761
>Turn fatties to soap
I'd feel dirtier if I had to clean myself with else's stupidity, lack of willpower and bad habits
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>>38733073
Honestly if we just culled em and took their stem cells/fat we could make great improvements in all sorts of fields
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>Fatty on my snapchat
>filter thinks her neck is a second face
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>>38732867
sounds like pure leftism
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>>38733270

>could just eat a salad
>or even just LESS pizza
>instead chooses orange fatty anal leakage

Fatties would rather shit themselves constantly than just not eat like a hippo every day.
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>>38733044

ronnie fucking coleman
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>>38733270
I should start bullshit supplement company and make bank off from people like this.
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>>38733270
>eats fat fighter
>dies
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>>38733270
Literal addiction
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>>38733477
You wouldnt be the first.
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>>38732779
Christmas tree looking whale
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>>38732779
>make fuel
>create enormous barge/tanker using fat as floatation
>fuck off into the ocean and become ham-pirates
>"Riding thighs of thunder across the deep, we pillage and plunder as the fatties sleep. If you're much too large and you've let yourself slip, we'll strap you to the barge, another one for the Ship!"
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I'm under 300lb for the first time since high school thanks to you hateful cunts.

Thanks I guess.
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>>38734318
Don't stop fucko
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>>38734318

>I guess

Never going to make it
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>>38732867
how does one even...argue with that?
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>>38734318
You're fucking welcome, you fat piece of shit.

Keep going. You're not done.
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Who high test here?
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Would you?
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>>38734441
of course not, she's a nigger
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>>38732761
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>>38734441
how much you gonna pay me?
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>>38732761
>this is the result of fat acceptance, capitalism and third-wave feminism
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>>38734037
Underrated
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>>38733057
There's a joke here somewhere about a tear in the fabric of spacetime, but I can't quite get it myself.
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>>38734590
lol wtf how do you fall asleep like that? Did he fall and get stuck, give up and fall asleep? That cant even be comfortable
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>>38733031
What a cunt
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The most annoying thing is how common overweight is. It has become normalized because everyone is overweight.

There is a girl in my class who is basically a sassy fucking bitch. She's basic as fuck and is extremely pretentious despite her only hobbies being "partyingg xDD".

Yesterday she was telling all her gal pals a story about going to the doctor, and the doctor said "your BMI shows that you are overweight." She looks exactly like pic related. She has a somewhat pretty face but she is poorly shaped and has a lot of fat accumulation around the neck and abdomen. When she looks down, you can see a double chin kind of starting to form.

She told the story about the doctor and said "ohhh my god, that is so bullshit. I am NOT overweight." All her gal pals agreed and nodded, adding their own stories. All of them left feeling superior to everyone else and convinced that the doctor doesn't know shit.

I really hate smarmy fucking cunts who assert that there is no problem with themselves and everyone else is to blame.
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>>38734037
I like doing drugs recreationaly, but I can't do the ones that really fuck you up like PCP cuz I'm scared that I'll run off and harpoon fat people thinking I'm a whaler.
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I remember seing, a long time ago and before all this FA and HAES mess, an commercial-ish kind of thing on TV. Basically it was a voice-over of a woman talking about how she dreams of a life of romance and adventure with fotage shown of a beautiful woman doing amazing/cool things, and then it cuts to the actual woman. She's really fat and looks sad and just says "but right now I just wish I could tie my own shoes" or something like that. It wasn't funny, just sad, and I think it was promoting health or something. Does any anon know what I speak of?
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>>38734037
kek
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>>38734372
How can you harm others by taking care of your body?
I'm not the one crushing their kneecaps with 3 tonnes of weight.
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>>38734441
>black

No thanks
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>>38734673
>did he fall and get stuck, give up and fall asleep?

Wouldn't surprise me, fatties gonna fat
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>>38734590
>>38734673
>>38734937
I don't even think he's asleep, probably just too fat to get up
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>>38734894

tumblerites classify "making someone feel bad" as harm
so because they feel bad when they look at a thin person (because deep under those fat layers a normal human is crying in despair) they say that that person has hurt them

fucking crybabies, I'd like to give them something real to cry about
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>>38734037
I'd be down for it by the time the ship is big enough for me to squat without worrying about some dickass wave tipping me over mid-rep.
I'll bring to the table some basic welding skills, good cooking skills, and with a look into my old textbooks and at the very least a compass, map and maybe a sextant I'm sure I could figure out the navigating, though I suppose it won't be too hard to find some sizeably fat people, or that somebody on board won't have a GPS already.
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>>38734441
she reminds me of a more attractive version of an oreo I knew in high school.

I wouldn't.
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>>38734810
Kek
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>>38733259

What the fuck is with those dog faces, i see them everywhere and it's fucking annoying
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>>38734441

Yeah
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>>38734673

Probably drunk as fuck
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>>38734396
This picture is dumb as shit. What's keeping the dragon from biting off his arm? Would it be so hard to draw him prying bottom jaw open with his foot?

Inb4 autism.
This thread is shit anyway
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>>38734441
Duuuude, I went on her tumblr and she's even fatter now
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>>38735332
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>>38735416
maybe the sword through the dragons brain is limiting its cognitive thinking
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tfw my doctor said i should weight between 220 and 240 pounds and i should be ok cause i have a high muscle amount.

BMI still classifies me as overweight at 220 tho (27.5)

Is BMI faulty?
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>>38734633
fixd for /fit/
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>>38735081
i hate that they try to have their cake and eat it too (no pun intended)
>muh genetics
if its genetics then you clearly have inferior/troublesome/unappealing genes and therefore are avoided
>the ugly
>the manlets
>the flat assed
>the balding
>the bedridden
all have the same problem youre not a special case

if its just you then you are either sluggish, gluttonous or both and are therefore avoided
so which is it?
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>>38735490
not for the majority of the population. That's literally what it's designed for.
People go "hurr durr rugby players would be classed as obese therefore the scale is wrong for everybody" as they stuff another doughnut in their disgusting mouths just to try and justify their shitty body to themselves.
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>>38735416

the hilt of Gotgaroth is used to Yvain's advantage
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>>38732848
I bet that was considered a very fat guy then, but these days it's an average man's body type
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>>38735490
BMI works if you average it across populations: the elderly, most women and weak even out the young athletic people and/or those with large frames.
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>>38735490
>BMI faulty?
Sure, they are just a proxy. Waist ratio measurements are better. You need none of this shit since everyone without severe dismorphia knows perfectly well if they are have "some fat" or if they are chubby or simply fucking gross.
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>>38735517
kek
I wonder who came up with that shitty idea
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>>38734806

>tfw just hit overweight BMI after a lifetime of being classed as obese (40+)

T-t-thanks /fit/, FPH has been one pf the best sources of motivation anyone could ask for. Sure, it can get very repetitive but you're doing God's work. Thank you.
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>>38735663
It would still be considered overweight anywhere on the globe.
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>>38734810
FILL YER LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER WHEN YE SEE THE WHITE WHALE
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>>38734659
if she were any fatter she'd...
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>>38735723
great lifting song, actually
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>>38735490
Doctors are shit.
I went to one a couple years ago and I was like "Im getting back into fitness, plan on losing 20kg" and her response was "oh no not that much, BMi is bad durrr"
MFW I'm 5'10 and was 96kg (211lbs), now I'm 76kg (167lbs) and still trying to cut the last little bit.
She had a perfect opportunity to motivate me but she tried to enable my fatness, no suprise that she was chunky herself.
M
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>>38734318

any dicksize increase?
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>>38735955

> She
Well theres you problem right there. Any doctor ive seen that was worth a damn was a south african man.
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>>38736044
Jew?
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>>38734806
How high do the classes go?
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>Body Positive Plus-Size Model Owns Being ‘Fat’

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxUn9OSSekI
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>>>/wsg/1290804
>>>/wsg/1290804
>>>/wsg/1290804

Obligatory viewing.
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>>38735955

Yeah sure, better trust some autist on 4chan instead of a doctor who studied it for who knows how many years
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>>38736488

I'M BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYAAAAAAAACK
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>>38732979
>What do you want smoothskin?
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>>38733321
No, I assure you that lots of leftists hate this shit more than you do.

t. leftist
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>>38736634
Which autist are you referring to?
I lost the weight she told me not to loose and can still stand to loose another 10lbs, why would I listen to a fat doctor? A GP is not a sports scientist.
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>>38736820
>lots

Not nearly enough, comrade.
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>>38737162
True that. My poor grandpappy is probably rolling in his grave... how the fuck to we uncuck the Left??
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>>38735505
so if a hambeast is charging and you feel as if it would threaten your life or injure you is it okay to kill them? would that be self defense? cause you'd be getting crush by lets say 300+ lbs, and if that shits on your head, or just in a bad spot well you're just fucked son.

so with that in mind, is it technically legal to kill a charging hambeast out of self defense?
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Down to 200 for the first time in almost a decade.

Down from 300 something.

Fuckin' A, hate me more.
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>>38734590
damn, stallman rly let himself go...
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>>38737348
What's important is that you hate yourself. Keep at it, you fat fuck. You might just make it.
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>>38737348
Don't let the fatties drag you back to hell.
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>>38734037
ebbin
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>>38732867
Finally some motivation to lose weight
Thanks fit!
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>>38734100
>9 years old
>186 pounds
I'm 24, weight between 170-180 pounds and feel like a fat fuck
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>>38734037
Kek
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>>38737348
Keep going.
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>>38734416
Wow, the assssssss on that one just don't stop.
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>>38735443
they're the first image on at least 10% of the tinder profiles I see, always swipe left without looking at the rest of the profile
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>>38732761
>6th grade
>friends were assholes, mostly guys who failed 8th grade
>one of them is this Abercrombie and Fitch-looking beautiful blond surfer dude guy from California, has a 6-pack, surfs, the whole nine yards
>there's this +250lb female hamplanet named Sky or Skye or whatever at our school
>she comes waddling by our group during recess
>in front of several other groups of kids (both guys and girls), the surfer dude yells at full-range clear audio, "HEY, THE SKY'S THE LIMIT!!!"
>3 or 4 different groups of students immediately burst out into loud laughter making pic related faces
>the school bell immediately rings after and she has to walk in shame alongside everyone who laughed going to class in the same direction
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>>38736271
Class 1: Normal Fatties. Retain some of their humanity, and have been known to occasionally shed mass.

Class 2: Hambeasts. Little remains of the human this creature once was. It ravenously consumes all available food.

Class 3: Hamplanets. Have left Earth and Humanity behind. A quivering mass of lard, no longer recognizable as human, it cannot be stopped except by end-stage heart failure.

Class X: CLASSIFIED
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>>38734037
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>>38732867
Obv bait
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>grade 7
>Autistic retard guy is the most jacked kid in class because of his obsessiveness towards weightlifting routines, lists and 80s action films.
>Everyone learns never ask questions on health because he'll talk your ear off. Better to stick the subject to dogs because most the kids like dogs.
>Some fat kid asks what autist does to be so muscular. BIG MISTAKE.
>"Weightlifting and walking... oh and eating vegetables and meat."
>Fatty has unleashed the autist lecture of health
>Autist goes on for an hour describing his routine, his diet and his dog throughout the entire lunch.
>Fatty visibly wilting, desperately tries to escape but can only waddle away at a slow pace
>Autist kid perks up "That's great Fatty! You're taking the first step towards a healthy routine!"
>Autist kid becomes convinced fatty is a friend wanting to join a healthy routine.

I have no idea what the true end result is. I do know that Autist kid maintained his health all through high school as well and doing all sorts of crazy fitness related things. Fatty went to a different school before high school. But I must admit given how fat his fatfuck parents were, it is amazing Fatty didn't get fatter. So it looks like the autist managed to help him maintain his weight at just Fatty and planetary level fatty despite everything his fatfuck parents threw at him so I guess it was a success.
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>>38736331
"...so often, plus-sized women are seen as sexual objects..."
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>>38736271
BMI can range from severly underweight to super-morbidly obese. When I was an EMT, we would routinely transport PT's that were under 5' and over 400 lb, which put them at something like an 80 BMI.
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>>38734659
Her mass is so great she is approaching the event horizon of a gravitational singularity.
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>>38737162
>Russians in the 1950s
>pro-stalin
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>>38738322
Hopefully they died. What a waste of resources.
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>>38733031

>hates herself for being fat
>blames others instead of fixing the problem she has

>>38734100

>120 pounds
>9 years old

isn't this still grossly overweight?

>>38734441

I'm not into bestiality

>>38734590

I want to see someone run up play his belly like a drum and get off the train while he sits there trying wiggle his way free

>>38734806

Fat people are broken. If your body is broken your mind is broken, they can't accept they are broken, so its the doctors fault.

>>38735081

>Claim muh genetics
>triggered when evolution doesn't pick their genetics

>>38735505

Jesus Christ, I know exactly what he went through, except I had a naked fat dude on me. Broke my arm but thank god I am fine now.

>>38735703
>FPH has been one pf the best sources of motivation anyone could ask for

Fat people are the best motivation there is to not be fat. My dad (the fat naked guy i mentioned) has a BMI of around 65, and is the sole reason I started working out. The stories I could tell about this man are enough to make anyone lose weight.
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>>38736551
HAHAHA
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>>38733259
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>>38737925
>Class X: CLASSIFIED
It's the black hole at the center of the galaxy, isn't it?
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>>38737907
Middle school and high school bullying like this is what motivated me to lose 25+ pounds and yet it still eats at me every day. I still feel like that fat kid people would swat at and make jokes about.
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>>38735723
Nice
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>>38738709
I feel like middle school was the most brutal, because kids made fun of each other primarily based on physical looks and had zero filters. I've only ever seen teachers cry (literally tears down their face) in middle school.
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>>38738484

Dad story that just happened.

>be me
>doing chores
>animals ok gave my cats their food so they can make sick gains
>legs hurt like shit because today was leg day and had go in the loft for more hay (because dad fed out the hay I set aside specifically for leg day)
>only way up is a 20 feet straight up climbing 2x4's nailed to the wall
>struggle through it
>throw down hay
>struggle back down
>dispense hay, go inside
>looking forward to that glorious 60 seconds of hot water before I turn it cold (we have a small hot water heater, so we have to ration)
>get in bathroom
>tub is covered in shit
>wtf
>shower head is covered in shit
>WTF
>then i see it
>a pair of underwear big enough to use as a sail sopping wet still covered in shit because he just sprayed them down with the shower head hanging on the shower rod
>dad has shit himself again
>this is common
>almost exclusively happens when I'm not home since our schedules don't match up
>on the verge of puking
>shower is 100% out of the running tonight
>go outside with bar of soap and have to take an ice cold bath in a tiny fucking stock tank that I can only fit in by squatting down and leaning to the side to get my hair wet and rinse with the garden hose
>garden hose is even colder
>my legs hurt even worse now because squatting in a glorified bucket for 15 minuets

and the best part is, dad's not even home, and the shower has clearly not been use. that's been sitting there all fucking day like that and somewhere an extremely obese man is wondering around in a $1000 suit covered in his own shit.
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>>38737261
Let the current shit-left burn itself out with constant in-fighting and oppression olympics.
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>>38738770
kill your father
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>>38738746
>I feel like middle school was the most brutal

Middle school is the most extreme both ways. Back in middle school we bullied a gay kid into attempted suicide without a thought, then went back to throwing BB's down Amy's shirt and watching her dig them out. Highschool everyone calmed down and it was fun but in an almost responsible adult way, everyone was focused on whatever they were doing because it was our last real chance to get out of this town.

>tfw peaked in middle school
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>>38734806
I had people do with me/to me all the time when i used to be a fatty cakes. its a coping mechanism; we both agree to stick our heads in the ground and ignore the pink elephant in the room for the sake of attempting to convince ourselves that we're perfectly fine, sane, and happy. Its only natural for all of use to seek other that validate our own perceptions and beliefs, including those about ourselves. in this case it just happens to be a negative that said belief is the ignorance of health- but we all do this to a degree (case in point this board, or any 4chan board)
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>>38738770
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>>38738802
>>38738770

jesus christ this

or at least fucking leave and never come back god damn that made me angry
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>>38738802
>>38738835

another gem for you gents, this one almost turned fatal

>be dad
>have pre existing leg problem that I swear is not related to my weight
>all the veins in my legs are stupidly close to the surface causing my entire leg to be purple
>this has resulted in numerous life threatening trips to the ER when I scratch my leg open on something
>also has resulted on ruining the brand fucking new seats my son put in his truck
>be doing shit one day, feel pain in my leg
>ignore it cause no blood
>remember it a few days later have wife take a look at it
>says I have a small rash
>have wife put udder balm on it because haven't been able to touch my own legs in years
>still hurts
>ignore it for a few more days
>notice that I have an open sore in it while im undressing for shower
>yes I managed to look in the mirror
>ignore it for a week
>starts to smell like rot
>wife sleeps on the couch because of it
>maybe its time to go get this checked out
>naw, fuck that, more udderbalm, wife won't touch it so apply it with a fucking hog stick with a rag on the end of it
>start getting sick
>now it really is time to get this checked out
>wait 2 more days
>go to my brothers house (nurse) and drop pants in front of his wife and children because I haven't had any pride left for years
>brother tells me that there is no way he can treat that from home and that I must go to the hospital immediately
>wait 3 more days
>go to hospital
>doctors acting like this is a big deal
>family comes to visit me in ER
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>>38732809
The woman on the trolley in this picture, this is her today.
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>>38739144

>complain about how bed hurts because literally don't fit between the rails on the bed for fat people
>Xray nurse comes in to do her shit
>flees room to take xray without telling anyone, son gets a full dose right to the twins
>docs come back, infection has set into my bones
>will probably have to amputate leg
>nvr mind lol they can save leg
>spend two months in hospital while doctors try stop me from dying from 50 different things at once
>lose almost 100lbs
>this is good because they need the extra skin to patch the 18x12 hole in my leg
>finally get to go home
>make up for lost time at the fridge
>gain 150lbs
>also ignore my leg because clearly its 100% good to go since im out of the hospital
>oh shit, leg is festering again
>back to the hospital for a month
>get out of hospital, now I have a vacuum pump on my leg to suck out all the puss and shit
>I smell like death constantly because vacuum is literally spraying my stench into the air
>son makes state, decide go down to see him
>won't it be nice if I take his truck and surprise him with it
>spend all of sons fuel driving myself to state
>ruin the new seat he put in after the blood incident with my sheer weight
>its cold out, better turn the heat on
>have autistic need to only put the air on floor/defrost because thats how my dad did it
>stink up the whole truck with my leg
>get to state
>watch son wrestle
>tell him I brought his truck so we can ride home together since he had carpool his way down
>son doesn't like the idea but tough shit
>spend 4 hours gagging son with my stench all the way home because I must have the heat on full blast and wont let him open windows
>leg gets as recovered as it will ever be a few months later

He had fucking cellulitis, that he let get so out of hand it started fucking eating him. And it took me 6 fucking weeks to get the smell out of my truck, plus I had to buy a new seat (from the junk yard this time) because he literally mushroomed out the old one.
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>>38739058

I wish I could m8, but there are no fucking jobs here and I can't afford a place of my own. Neither of them can possibly live much longer at that size, so I will have my own place soon enough.
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>>38737409
>>back to hell
o shit

Surviving the winter
Gathering their strength
The madman is determined
To shorten the war's length
Overestimated
Troops capacity
Send them back to hell again
At Satan's mercy

A movement to the South
Different strategy
The centre of hostilities
To destroy industry
Mobilise the legions
Unleash the dogs of war
Ride the beast of death again
Advancing once more

Penetrating panzers
Drive their armoured wedge
Zealots incite infantry
Over the edge
Rumbling through the steppe
In clouds of dust and sand
Soviet troops seem scattered
In abandoned land

The gates of Hades open
Marching through hell's door
The fiendish hordes are
Advancing once more
...

It's 10PM, I've already run 12km today, and now I want to go running again.
Thanks, asshole.
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>>38739174
fatten them up
they'll die earlier
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>>38739144

Also, for some genuine FPH google images cellulitis or necrotizing fasciitis, it is literally all fatties.
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>>38737907
This isn't funny to me. In school to be that big it's pretty much entirely down to what your parents are feeding you.
Poor Skye, she never stood a chance.
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>>38732779
high fat low carb diets like keto.

If hardcore vegans can convince me to stop eating animals cause it's cruel, I'll be perfectly happy eating useless human hambeasts. Save the world, harpoon a landwhale.

We can cut out the soylent green middleman.
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>>38734372
Arguing with lefties is pretty easy actually. All you have to do is point out their retardation and they start swearing using emotional arguments. They're not used to people taking them on so they actually suck at debating.
>stop fat shaming!
You're the one destroying your body.
>OMG HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT IT'S LITERALLY THE CURRENT YEAR FUCK YOU KILL YOURSELF BIGOT AAAAAAAHHHH
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>>38739174
It's easy to murder the obese, Anon-kun.
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>>38738770
Just put it down, OP. No one will ever know. If he suffocates in his sleep, it'll be

>natural causes
>obesity related

on the death certificate.
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>>38734318
Keep going you fat fuck
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>>38739159
I think its time to move the fuck out m8.
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>>38739364

see
>>38739174
I can't.
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>>38739389
Easy, join the army. Go for some POG job, the grunts will hate on you for it but bear it. You'd get mad certs, free college and will have learned something for life. Plus, your dad may just up and die in the four years you're gone, which is always a plus since you won't have to come back to lug his corpse around.
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>>38734806
>I know more than a doctor because I read a fat acceptance blog.
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>>38739407

I'm blind in one eye and they wont take me. Joining the military is the fucking go to around here for getting out, trust me i've tried.
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>>38739444
Get a glass eye replacement and tell them you have one really strong eye if they question why it's hard.
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>>38734037
You're a fucking poet
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>>38736044
Dr. Rudi?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPaZWM4bxrM
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>>38735416

>t. Dragonslayer
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>>38733369
>orange fatty anal leakage
Fuck, is this for real?
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>>38739532
fukken kekd
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>>38739407
How did that happen?
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>>38740064
woops meant for
>>38739444
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>>38740075

Had it since birth, school fucked up and said my twin had it when we had our eyes checked, went to the eye doctor and turns out she actually had something wrong so she got glasses and I got ignored until they noticed that my eye was drifting all over everywhere and turning pale, now they want me to wear glasses for it, but they say that I will never not be legally blind in it, I will just be able to see more things with it than very vague patches of color.

Since moneys tight, and its always going to be legally blind, I said fuck it, why spend the money trying to fix junk.

Plus for whatever reason, girls seem to love it.
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>>38739144
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>>38740113
Can agree. My gf has a soft spot for amputees/guys blind in one eye.

Sorry about your eye though.
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>>38734318

You should stop now and go into 500+ lbs fat-fuck mode, so everyone who's been saying you can't make it will be proven right.
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>>38739323
Does anyone else think that big food & big pharma are creating legions, millions of slow, stupid, hambeasts, so that when global warming hits the fan, harvests fail and most animals die out, we'll still have something to eat? Will fatties be our livestock?
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>>38733533
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>>38738178
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>>38740865
did you think that was funny? generally curious as almost no one ever replies to any my post
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>>38740963
Not them but I thought your joke was funny too, sweet self-conscious anon.
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>>38740963
How autismo are you?
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>>38740971
thanks man. i have pretty low self esteem obviously and legit that mad my night
>>38740983
im not for all i know
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>>38740983
>>38741003
Improve self esteem by lifting. You've got this, friend
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>>38734806
it's an amerifat phenomenon
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>>38734659
Hamgalaxy?
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>>38734590
Train hard, train man
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>>38733270
>>38739919

Let me tell you some shit about this. It makes it so your body has a hard time absorbing fat. So if you eat normally you will literally shit fat. The greasiest orangiest wierdest smelling shits of your life. Quarter of a roll of paper to feel clean shits.

No man should have to live through that.
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>>38739148
I bet she is generous.
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>>38736044
>south african man.
We have the most experience
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>>38737925
Class X: [REDACTED], infohazard, 05 clearance and above only.
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>>38732979
that no leg no arm serb guy is great, fuck he made me tear up hearing him talk.
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>>38737162
that image

>implying that the theory of socialism in one country is anything but a bastardization of Leninism

>implying that the Soviet criminalization of homosexuality had anything to do with workers seizing the means of production

>implying that the USSR did not pay lip service to feminism

>implying that Islamism was even a thing in the 50's

W E W L A D

E

W

L

A

D
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>>38734318
Same here bro, used to be at 135kg now at 120
>feelsgoodman
On the way to 90
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>>38732779
she looks like disobedient avocado
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>>38734416
Somewhere, a chinese or mexican day laborer at a chair-factory is really proud of his work
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>>38741083
how does one boil out all the calories?
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>>38741406
>disobedient avocado
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>>38740046
Jesus, no way you could identify a gender without that beard and chest hair.
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>>38735505
The genuinely enraged me so fucking much. I fucking want to kill the next obese cunt I see. Bitch broke his leg and left. Fucking fatass weeb cunts.
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>>38733321
Seems far-right to me
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>>38734574
To your conainment board
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Everyday we stray further from the light of god.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QZ_a8VXhiSc
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>>38734441
fuck niggers
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>>38734100
pretty sure human beings evolved in an environment that was vastly more challenging than the fucking plot of "ladybugs".
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>>38741658
>amurrica
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>>38739144
>>38739159

Damn anon, I'm so sorry that is your dad. He doesn't learn even when coming close to death/
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There's a meth addict. He is anorexic (the physical condition not the mental one) as a result. Everyone else looks at him in disgusting, tells him to check into an addiction clinic, but he goes home and smokes more meth.

There's a food addict. She is a whale (the physical condition not the mammal) as a result. Someone tries to tell her she needs to understand she has a dependence on sugars and fats, but she starts screaming "STOP BODY SHAMING ME THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH BEING CURVY ARREST THIS MAN" and goes home and eats 18 donuts and 5 pizzas.

Tell me please what the fuck the difference is? Eating till you're 300 pounds is an addiction, there's no other word for it. I'd rather be addicted to porn or coke than food, yet food addiction is the only one people look past.
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>>38735490
BMI only takes into account surface area, not overall mass, you can be 250lbs of muscle and be class as obese by BMI
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>>38735443
your modern day adult male.

absolutely pathetic. if you use snapchap for anything other than sexting skanky bitches...shaking my damn head senpai
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>>38735524
dude how dare you compare fatties to any of the latter.

>ugly
some people are just born unfuckable, no amount of lifting and GQ style tips can make them a 5/10 (not their fault)

>manlets
can control height, not their fault

>the flat assed
could eat to get a bigger ass, but then they'll have a gut to go with it and will be fat shamed. not their fault.

>the balding
rogaine is like a fucking hello kitty band aid for hair loss, not their fault

>the bedridden

probably got in some horrific accident to be bedridden (unless they're bedridden from being fat) not their fault

being fat is your fault 99% of the time and is totally fixable but they choose to just bitch about being judged for wanting a small snack of three bacon double cheeseburgers, a medium fry.


oh but they ordered a diet coke so it's wrong to judge them my mistake
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>>38739389
>get clothes, maybe mattress, whatever you need
>leave town, be homeless
>get a job (fast food), join cheap gym (even PF if need be) for showers
>sleep in bed of truck
>save up, get cheap place
>become massive success story of climbing to the top from nothing
>write books
>profit
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>>38734633
Capitalism givea people the choice if they want to be fat or not.
So capitalism actually filters out all the weak genes.
You're welcome.
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>>38739148
Why is it people's legs get so horrifying looking after a certain point. They look like tumors. That can't just be a result of food addiction, there's got to be some kind of growth hormones in our food.
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>>38743022
it's shitty blood return due to immobility and being extra fat and the heart having too much work to do for its capacity so blood pools in the lower areas, there's also lymph which hasn't got a convenient pump so it pools even harder

no need for growth hormones, just a shitty lifestyle (growth hormones would actually help by making the heart larger and more powerful) (but also making it wear out faster but not like it matters with fats)
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>>38734416
BREHS
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>>38743047
I shouldn't have said growth hormones. I just mean that our food has got to be absolute garbage. When you look at old photos of the circus from around the last turn of the century "The Fat Man", is like 350 tops. Yet people now can get to almost a half a ton of blubbery mass.
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>>38743085
Cheap food with a high(er) calorie to volume ratio that's created to dissolve itself ASAP to make the body feel like it has eaten nothing volume-wise, the one way it actually measures anything, plus liquid calories everywhere.

In this context you have to watch what you eat and count you calories (or check yourself often in a mirror, that works too) but on the other hand you can smother the pain of living under 10000 kcal a day and the mayonnaise is even slick enough that you don't need to chew.
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>>38735332
Thank jesus im not the obly one who thinks this, i think its stupid as fuck desu
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>>38732979
> what the body acceptance movement should be for
No. Fuck that shit. Unless you're actually willing to date either of the 3, you're just falsely inflating their ego. They'll die alone and you know it
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>>38743022
>>38743047
That's lipedema friends.
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>>38738770
how old is your dad
it is forgivable if he's over 65
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-kj7Iq695U
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>>38743250
not that fucking tranny again
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>>38743188
Guy on the right has a wife and kids. Pic related.

Besides it's not about who I'd personally fuck. I wouldn't fuck plenty of people; their rights and dignity should not be based on the judgment of my dick. It's not about telling them they're "beautiful" as much as just accepting that people look different and sometimes have no control over this and sometimes this impares their lives, and trying to be cool about it.
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>>38743188

Acceptance =/= wanting to fuck someone.
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>>38742474
My theory? Because there was a serious attempt to look at the obesity epidemic and do something about it a while back. Overeating was looked at just the same as smoking, and just as with smoking people started to wonder about the corporate interest, the commercials, why they get to make billions selling us unhealthy stuff that kills us, etc. The industy got worried and went into MAXIMUM DAMAGE CONTROL mode, and did two things: 1) shifted the blame to the individual; the fact that addictive foods are sold to you by companies that manipulate us and keep their shit cheap with government subsidies was no longer an issue - it's your own fault alone that you are fat, you're weak and undisciplined, etc. 2) And here we get a bit conspiratorial - they either created or encuraged the created of FA and HAES groups, which where an expected reaction to the individual blame and shaming, but also shifted the debate and made it verboten to even say that being fat is unhealthy.

I mean sure, people still say it. But what people? Right-wing-ish people, mostly. Those that don't give a shit about sjw crap, and will still openly mock the fat. I.e. those that are more likely to go on blaming the individual and not the corporations. But the lefties and liberals, those who blamed the corporations? Their movements are now infiltrated by FA/HAES folks, and they can't say shit about fatness without being ostracised. MAXIMUM DAMAGE CONTROL successful - they go on using our tax money to poison us and we go on blaming and mocking eachother.
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>>38739159
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>>38742628
IF ITS GENETICS. He/She was talking about the 1%
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>>38732761
>mfw dad's a friend of HAES PhD Linda Bacon's dad
>her dad actually owns Ivory Soap
>mfw she is the heir to a soap empire
>trying to tell people it's all good to be fat
>Ivory soap is landwhales?
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>>38743775
This is a case where both are right IMO, it IS the individual's choice but you can't just act like marketing fast food to kids and treating food in America like "rewards" isn't at least partially media/food companies' fault. But now companies milk the SHIT out of FA/HAES movement, just look at shit like Buzzfeed.

Anyway yeah anon completely agreed. I grew up associating food with rewarding myself, something to make myself feel better, and even after losing over 60 lbs and finally reaching a normal weight I still have to be really careful around sweets for fear of falling right back into bad habits.
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>>38734396
that's such a rude thing to do to that poor dragon
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>>38734633
there were no fatties before the 90s, and the western world was ruled under capitalism, this is the result of "dont be rude :((("
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>>38741166
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>38735675
it's good if you're willing to die
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>>38743840
Exactly, that's the thing - both sides are indeed right, it's just about what you emphasise. Personally I think the only way to solve it is not to emphasise either thing, but focus on both individuals and corporations.

I thank my dad every day for forbidding candy in our household more than once weekly and allowing McDonalds only once per month. Still, it did create the idea of these things as special treats and rewards, something to look forward too. I mean did I honestly enjoy that monthly Big Mac more than mom's homemade meals? Store-bought candy more than her homebaked cookies? Not really. But for some reason I still consumed those things...
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>>38743916
I work as a server at a restaurant and every time someone orders soda or sugary as hell juices for their really young kids I cringe and fill half the kiddie cup with carbonated water for the soda or water for the juices.

I know it's not a lot I can do but at least it lowers the sugar content somewhat and it's not like they can tell. Too scarred from being the fat kid, and so frustrated at parents letting their kids eat whatever they want. Just because your 5 year old wants dessert after every meal doesn't mean they SHOULD have dessert after every meal.
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>>38734806
I'm so disgusted by the fact that Over Weight is considered normal nowadays.

In my office there is literally TWO PEOPLE (me included) that are not overweight.
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>>38744041
or you could just do your job how you're supposed to lol. you're not doing anything but deteriorating the food they're spending money on by doing that. if I was your boss I'd fire you.
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>>38740113
Holy shit man you got it rough, I hope to everything that you make it, sure as hell deserve it.
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>>38741310
>no Islamism in 1950s

Uhh the Muslim Brotherhood might disagree with that

And Turkey's tumultuous history owes itself to Islamism gone rampant after Atatürk's death in 1938

Modern day terrorists are Islamists, but Islamism has existed since Islam.
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I was 300+ pound 2 years ago

Now I am 186.
I cringe at pictures of me.
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>>38744041
Ignore that other anon, you're doing a good job.

>>38744178
Yeah I can imagine the convo:
>You did what, anon?! Repeatedly sold water for the price of soda, thus making me more money without me having to take responsibility if you got caught? How dare you?? GET OUT!!
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>>38740362
this
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>>38736271
Those are just the land classes. Beyond that they can only exist at sea where the water supports thier body weight.
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>>38739148
God bless her I hope she's doing well
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>>38734831
yup shows like a dancer chick duin ballet n then real bitch too chunky to tie her shoes. played here in NZ
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>>38744790
Yes! Thank you! It was indeed from NZ! Any links or more info on that, anon?
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lost 15 kg
still fat as fuck
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>>38744971
Keep going fatty fatty 2x4. Maybe someday you'll fit through your door.
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>>38744971
Keep it up, you'll make it bro.
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>>38744998
hoping to get down to 100kg by the end of the year, i haven't been going too hard, mostly been trying to just make good decisions, going by BMI i should be at around 85kg

I should probably stop wasting so much on clothes before i get there
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>>38738686
>Implying we are no existing inside a Class X fatty
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>>38745101
buy one or two sizes below your current weight, that way you can set a goal or walk naked outside.
go harder fatso.
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>>38745498
a landwhale called "DAMN!" would be awesome desu
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>>38735955
Where's that pic of the food aisle dietitian recommendation for candy? Would fit this so perfectly.
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>>38737162
>hates nationalism
fuckin right
>is a pacifist, hates militarism
as should any sane, decent person
>thinks "the cops" have too much power
they do
>lgbt activist
sure this isn't really necessary in the us/western europe any more, but why not promote lgbt rights in places where they're actually oppressed?
>thinks drugs should be legal
most of them should be
like there is a lot of cucky sjw bullshit on the left for sure but what's wrong with principles like these?
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>>38745498
Because people with those names tend to come from the average black family, which is poor, my chocolate friend.
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>>38745774
all i read was "muh feelings"
go to pol with this shit, this ain't the place.
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>lose a bunch of weight
>can't show before and after pics because i hated myself so much before I don't have any pictures anymore
>still hate having my picture taken even after dropping the weight
>no matter how fit i get, i'll still think of myself as a whale
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>>38745801
what do you hate about yourself?
it's not the weight since you say you lost a good chunk of it.
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>>38743616
Chad in the back is saying, "Peace! I'm going to go find some 18-year-olds to fuck. You take these wall-hit, baby-crazy 30-year-olds."
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>>38746424
I don't think Chad has ever said anything like that.
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>>38743616
>background faggot never said that.
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>>38746520
>mirin' that neck
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>>38744381
It's a bit more complicated than that but yes that anon was wrong. Islamism is very much a modern concept though.
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>>38745796
Y-you too
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>>38745319
>So, professor, what do you think caused the cosmic inflation, the rapid expansion of the universe after the Big Bang?
>Honestly? Hostess cakes and cheesy potatoes, mostly.
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>>38745774
>what's wrong with principles like these?
Nothing inherently, they're just not LEFTIST principles but liberal ones. Being a liberal when it comes to personal freedom issues is all fine and dandy, but the core of being a LEFTIST means wanting the global working class to seize the means of and insitute production (some degree of) a conscious, democratic control over economic production.

For better or worse, gender neutral pronouns, hippie attitudes to war and drugs and all of that, are not an essential part of "leftism".

It's like you can be a social liberal but fiscally conservative - a libertarian basicially. It would kinda piss off people who are both socially and fiscally conservative to be associated with the former because they happen to share the "fiscally conservative" part. It would bother them that, due to their fiscal conservatism, people automatically assume that they're a social liberal, because they falsely believe that social liberalism and fiscal conservatism go hand in hand (rather than being somewhat of an exception).
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>>38743674

She married him because he comes with the security of her knowing where he is all the time. The only problem there is if she forgets where she leaves him, fucking manlet
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>>38741576
>feminism
>far right

Full retard

>>38737261
It's a failure ideology by definition

>>38737162
>>38745774
>>38746766
I'd cave your skills in before I let you worms reduce us to state capitalism
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>>38734318
>>38735703
Not your blog you disgusting fucks

Go back to tumblr
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>>38734923
Eric Andre isn't funny
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>>38746984
Nobody,
>>38747012
Fucking,
>>38747025
Likes you.
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>>38737907
>hanging out with people too retarded to pass 8th grade


Looks like you fit right in
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>>38741406
>You're about as dimwitted as you are bloated
Every fucking time.
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>>38739148
>shaved the side of her head

I wish she just died
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>>38739228
>Cellulitis
Fucking shit, worst thing i've ever smelled was a cellulitis infection

>Be brand new EMT-B
>Just landed a job with a private service contracted out by the city to handle certain 911 calls
>Just completed training and working one of my first actual shifts, not yet jaded from the supreme shit bags in our service area
>My squad gets toned out, meet my partner in the rig
>Partner looking over the dispatch printout with a shit eating grin, "time to get your balls wet kiddo" he says
>Arrive on scene and get let into apartment building by the manager
>It's 3am, manager is fucking pissed
>Manager takes us to patients unit and opens the door
>Not sure what i'm looking at at first, a giant pink couch in a room full of trash maybe?
>Then it hits me, fucking christ that's a man not a couch
>By now I was so perplexed at what I was looking at that I had completely ignored the smell when it hit me like a ton of fucking bricks
>I gag instantly and nearly vomit but manage to keep it down, somehow my partner is unfazed by the sights and smells laid before us
To this day I have no idea how to describe the smell, I had smelled the "infection smell" before but this was something else. Combine infection, necrosis, piss, shit, vomit and garbage then let it incubate in the 90 degree heat and MAYBE you'll come close to what I smelled that day
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>>38747070
Please.
>>38747093
Leave.
>>38747125
Forever,
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>>38747133
>Partner makes contact while I smear half a jar of vapor rub onto a surgical mask just to be able to enter the room
>The fleshy sofa of a man comes to life, gestures towards his legs, both wrapped up and absolutely soaked with pus
>Partner examines the legs while I get the details, pt has been battling a cellulitis infection in his legs for seven years
>SEVEN
>FUCKING
>YEARS
>Partner pulls me back to examine the legs, lower half of the mattress pt is lying on is soaked through with pus, pools are forming to the sides
>This man has soaked through half of a fucking California king mattress with puss
>Obviously severely dehydrated, my partner goes to start a line while I attempt some vitals
>Pulse is 130 and weak, 36 respirations, try and take a blood pressure but he’s just too fat. Only way I could make it work was to use the thigh cuff on his wrist and try for a palp, end up with 80/P. Temperature is 102.6
>Great so he’s fucking septic too
>Call for bari response, city fire department sends out two engine crews and a special heavy duty ambulance based off of a class b truck
>Fire shows up and we give them the run down, partner and I hang back for a minute incase the ten firemen who just showed up need help moving this guy
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>>38747156
>Sure as shit, this is going to be a twelve man job. We roll him off the mattress onto a super heavy duty “whale tarp” and then carry him out the back patio door because of course he doesn’t fit through the front. We load him onto what looks to be two stretcher mashed together into one, fire loads him up and goes.
>Partner and I head back inside to grab our gear and leave, I pull off the surgical mask
>Face is fucking red as shit from the vapor rub, looks like some weird fucking sunburn. Partner says i’ll be fine just probably won’t be able to feel my face for a few hours
>We get back into the rig, finish the paperwork and clear up
>Partner gives me that guys story, he’s a semi-regular and calls at least once a month
>Usually bari response gets sent out straight away to that address but not tonight for whatever reason
>Guy is famous around the station, having him as a pt was sort of a rite of passage for new EMTs
>He’s actually known more for having the same name as a 90’s TV actor than his immense proportions, in the past he was able to get up and walk out to the rig
>Last time my partner saw him he was 6’10 and 950 pounds, partner says he looks like he’s grown "quite a bit" since then

A few months later my partner and I got an update on him. He was 1100 pounds on admittance despite being severely dehydrated. Over the past 7 years he had been circling the drain many times but always pulled through and refused to allow amputation. No such luck this time; both legs got the chop right at the hip but it was too late and he died days later in the ICU.

To this day i’ve never smelled anything that could compare, a fucking rotting corpse is like fresh linen compared to what I smelled that night. I can handle most smells, but even the slightest hint of infection/pus smell will send me vomiting.
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This thread is making my pannus hard.
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>>38734318
Me too bro, under 300 lbs.
We are all gonna make it.
>>38736001
Yes, dick is bigger. About .25 inches length per 20 lbs weight lost so far.
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>>38735664
Basically this. It was invented by a sociologist who worked with statistics, not a doctor.
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>>38741083
on top of that i heard it just kinda seeps out of you at random times throughout the day
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>>38747171
Er murse here, had a dude just like this, his brother and kid too. The dude was a rotten fucking bastard. Changing his leg dressing and he looks down at me, like i am blowing him and says "I bet you like that, don't you boy". I was fucking shocked, i kinda laughed and said "I like when people get what they earn."

About two months pass and my ems bros tell me this turd's trailer just burnt down with him and his brother in it.
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>>38747171
>1100 lbs
I don't want to believe this please be fake
It-its real though... Isn't it?
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>>38747037
I liek him :)
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>>38732779
>>
>wake up in the morning
>watching my progress in the mirror
>while heartedly dedicated to shedding my last couple of pounds
>mom busts in the door
>calls me anorexic and threatens to kick me out
>asks to measure my wrists
>she's obese
Like fuck fat people. Just because you hate yourself doesn't mean I have to
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>>38738709
Too bad it never changed a fudgepacker i used to bully. i used to yell across the courtyard "i hate faggots" and it made him salty eventually he sent a girl over to tell me thats not nice because was scared of me so me and my friend bullied her too. we werent even the jocks.
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>>38745780
autism
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>>38732779
Lol she looks like a pine tree
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>>38740046
>this amalgamation can grow a beard while I can barely grow a chinstrap
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>38738484
Yeah but she's still making progress and on the right track.

That fat loli is gonna make it
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>>38748141

>I was a nerd who picked on the happy more attractive gay kid

Good job.
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>>38747037
I don't like him. He needs to go back to pol. He has never posted anything fitness related.
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>>38737261
You don't. Time for a Third Position
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>>38747318

>tossed salad and scrambled eggs

Kek
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>>38737162
>Russians communist under Stalin

Sure
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>>38734441
Yes, but i wouldn't date her.
If she got fit she would be hot, now she's just eh.
Even if she got fit tho, anyone with more than 3 Tattos is for sure damaged in some way.
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>>38748329
Actually the threat of neofascism is ironically the only thing that might potentially uncuck the Left.
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>>38740113

Whaaaaat!?! Unilateral cataract from birth? I have the same thing. Our pediatrician was useless so they never caught it until I started walking and I was constantly running into things on the right side of my body. I'm a case study with my pediatric ophthalmologist, he shows me off to all his residents. Never affected anything I can do except for occasionally running into things and spilling water as I try to pour it.
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>ordered pizza and co.
>have to work out in order to burn off what I'm going to pig out on
>fat people don't need to worry about these things
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>>38748579

oh god, I'm sorry
I'll never eat something deep fried again
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>>38743250
>tranny
My dick is confused
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>>38749090
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>>38744497

To be fair, soda costs litterally fractions of a penny per glass. They wouldn't be saving bossman much of anything, and if a customer noticed and pitched a fit I can see someone spineless caving.
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>>38747833
Have her OD on pian killers, anon. It's really not hard to do and happens aaaaaalllll the time. http://fox13now.com/2016/09/06/rise-in-middle-aged-american-women-deaths-attributed-to-opioid-anti-anxiety-drug-overdoses/

Overdoses among middle aged white women are up 400%

>When you see the white whale
>Break your backs and crack your oars men
>If you wish to prevail
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>>38735505
he's retarded for not going to a doctor to get it fixed.
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>>38733270
Mirin' traps
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>>38735462
kek
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>>38747833
wrists never get bigger, that part of your body is just bone and tendon

note how like 80% of these guys have wristbands or big chunky watches. makes your arm look bigger
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>>38750504
>she had obviously never went through this
>had never went through this
>had went

Thin privilege is being able to speak and write your native language.

Fat consequences is being a barely literate waste of air.
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>>38750504
Fuck FUCK
I CAN NEVER FIND PETITE CLOTHING THAT FITS ME
THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE A PETITE SECTION BUT THEY HAVE PLUS SIZE
FUCK HER
FUCK
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>>38750595
You've posted this several times before

Also Charlotte Russe is basic white girl shit and they have pretty damn small sizes. Get off my board normie
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>38743616
WTF LOL. This hotel is like 15 mins away from my house, I was meant to go there last night with friends. hahahahah
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Anyone have the image of the tweet to that doctor asking what they should eat to lose weight and the answer is "less"?
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>>38750773

Is she Stephan Universe.
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>>38750490
I've been to one of these exhibits they smell so fucking weird
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>>38743674
Little known fact: a lot of Japanese girls have a fetish for the grotesque and amputees, it's called eroguro. There's a limbless Japanese guy who cheated on his wife with fifty women. 50. In the meanwhile, average mclifter decent mcface latent autismo is still a virgin. Life is random, meaningless, and terrifying.
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>>38750823
I don't go to them because this guy used a bunch of Chinese prisoners to slice and dice, so for ethical reasons. Good to know it smells like dead people burned with plastic wrap, another reason to stay away.
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>>38750773
>gots muh fries and muh butt on back to front
>knees bending in the wrong direction
>retard foot
>seems like a good idea to go out in public
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>>38736331
I bet the photographer has to use a landscape lense to capture that fucking landmass.

>14-24 2.8 /p
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kek
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>>38750878
Look at all that alcohol under the table!
I bet she's one of those fatties that's like:
>I don't know why I'm fat, I don't even eat that much
>proceeds to down 10 shots/2 bottles of wine a night
>must be genetics
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>>38749755

She really did let it go...
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>>38736488
STOP
>>
>be me
>at a party
>only one girl there who is not a fatty
>all the fatties acting like they're hot shit
>dying inside
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>>38735505
it has been a while since something here made me recoil in horrorlike that. Christ.
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>>38743837
I thought it was about making soap out of people
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>>38747176
I'm going to make a horror game with enemies based on this

or an RPG with deathly fat ogres which roll down hills to ambush you. If they catch you in a certain attack, they eat your entire consumable inventory. Depending on how large that inventory is, they may die of multiple consecutive heart attacks
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>>38750773
this looks like the female version of a fat autistic looking saint's row 2 character that I made
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>>38749090
I remember the BBC had a documentary series a few years ago called "Inside Nature's Giants" where the did dissections of large animals such as elephants, giraffes and a whale.

When the human autopsy one aired, I thought I was watching a rerun. Up until the interviews with the living fatties.
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>>38751031
>how can i promote one agenda to make myself feel better?
>oh i know insult another
>procees to slut shame
i see this a lot. you know you dont have to drag other people to promote yourself right?
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>>38734318
But, cutting anon, don't you know that fat-shaming doesn't work.
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>>38732761
https://youtu.be/Qc1A01JHUnY
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>>38751734
crieg CRIEG
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>>38751403
kek
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>>38734441
>Tattoos
>Nose ring
>Fat
No, she is fucked up. Daddy issues most likely.

Also
>Black
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>>38750595
Time to start buying all your clothing from japanese brands femanon.
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