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>he's over 35 and has a dog

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>he's over 35 and has a dog
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>>38731677
He's blind you dumbfuck
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>>38731677
>not having a doggo bro.
Boxer master race reporting
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>dog people

Just fucking gas them all. They're just as selfish and narcissistic as soccer moms.
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>>38731677
>she's over 30 and has 5 cats
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>>38731677
autistic cat lover detected
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>>38731677
I don't care what two ugly women think about my dog.
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>>38731798
It's cute as fuck mang.
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>>38731677

>hating on dogs

muslim shitskin nigger detected
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>>38731677
go suck muhammed's cock ahmed
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>>38731677

>giving a fuck what painted up gypsy-looking trash thinks
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>MFW I only have one year left until I have to put my dog down.
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>>38731778

Fuck you, brah. A dog is the only creature in existence that will always be happy to see you.
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Okay and? Plenty of old people have dogs.
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>>38731837

...why is there a deadline for putting your dog down?
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>>38731854
Website says Yorkshire Terriers can only live 16 years maximum. I like dogs but I don't break rules. His time is up bro.
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>>38731889

Dude what.

As someone who had to put their sick dog down, give them as much time as you can, be with them until the end.
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>>38731854
I'm turning 35 next year, /fit/ would never lie to me so I have to value what time I have.

Goodbye Scruffy, pic related.
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>>38731677
Races that don't like dogs:
>shitskins
>mudshits

Races that are dog-bros:
>Anglos
>Nordic
>Japanese (objectively most human of all asian species)

OP's name is either Muhammad or Jamal
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>>38731677
Holy nigger fuck, nigger it's nigger like nigger this nigger nigger nigger doesn't nigger even nigger know nigger what nigger it's nigger like nigger to nigger have nigger a nigger functioning nigger brain.

Nigger please, nigger find nigger the nigger nearest nigger pine nigger cone nigger and nigger stuff nigger it nigger up nigger your niggee nigger nigger dispenser, nigger what nigger most nigger people nigger call nigger a nigger rectum.
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>>38731955
>black people don't like dogs

Where did you hear this? Black people love dogs.
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>>38731677
>>38731778

>Muslims detected

enjoy being b& from America by President Trump
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>>38732520
nice meme nigger
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>>38731889
they live as long as they live bro. as long as he isn't in pain or suffering from degenerative condition there's no reason to put him down. just make sure you keep an eye on how he's doing and take him to the vet to get checked every few months
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>>38731955
>>38732520
>>38732570
Black people I know don't like dogs.
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>>38732583
Hi welcome to your first day on 4chan. Before further posting please complete a probationary 6 week lurking program and as always, read the sticky. Thanks and welcome to our site.
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>>38731694
Kek
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I'm amazed that such am op. It's objecively the dumbest statement made on fit to date.

You stupid Westerners are so obsessed with age and milestones and all sort of other superficial crap that I truly doubt you'll ever actually live a day in your lives. Feel sorry for you all more than hatred.

How can ppl on this board drone on about self improvement etc whilst simultaneously sprouting this shit...
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>Didn't want to get a dog. Only sad guys seem to get them for company
>Got terrible pain at base of skull
>Bad sleep
>Dog was left with me by family member who couldn't keep him
>Headaches and sleep improved heaps.
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>>38732648
It's just memes to fuck with insecure people.
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>>38732666

No, I'm pretty sure people are terrified of missing milestones and shit.

If I hadn't failed just about every test society threw at me, I'd probably be one of them.
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>>38731677
These threads are so dumb.

Soon it's going to be:
>He lifts weights AND does cardio
>He actually shows up to work on time
>He actually files his taxes by the 15th
>He tracks his calories and his protein
>His ring finger is longer than his index finger, why even try indexlets.
>His earlobe is connected on the bottom, when will earlobe gaplets learn?

jfc
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>>38732686
So, you're a 30-something virgin with no money, kids, or property...
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>>38732709

Have you been spying on me?
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>>38732689
>he doesn't eat deep-fried water
step up homie G
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>>38732666
You bitch about missing out on your twenties. which is a milestone. you're so full of shit sometimes.
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>>38731677
It's kind of like the guy who still watches spongebob well into his mid 20s.
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>>38732731
It's just common for people who fail social standards, to bitch about them. Not many people care about things they do every day with no effort.

And if I'm actually right by some circumstance, don't take it as me judging you. Everyone can make it. You just need to actually try.
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>>38732760
why do you hate middle class african americans?
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>>38731694
lel
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>>38732763
>You just need to actually try.

I am.

I'm studying, I'm tying to exercise. I'm trying to have sex with grannies online.
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>>38731778
arab detected
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>>38732793
You meant "German spotted" ?
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>>38732791
Get a hobby (you actually enjoy) women often enjoy. Go to functions dedicated to that hobby. Meet women there.

Conventions are the best thing for hooking up since drinking in a dimly lit room designated to be drunk inside.
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>>38732826
>>38732791
Seriously, your body is just a display. Women still want someone to relate to.
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>>38732826

Good advice. I've actually been considering going to places to meet likeminded individuals in hope of finding potentially suitable partners. It's a little difficult in the working class city I live in though.

What's a convention?
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>>38732736
>when will reverse osmosislets learn
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>>38732840

I did mention I was studying.
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>>38732854
Is English your second language or something?
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>>38732896

Close. I'm an Aussie.

I've only ever seen conventions in movies and on television. They always seem to be events closed off to the general public.
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>>38732998
Bro, you gotta be super crusty to not know what a convention is all about.

If you don't even understand what the subject matter is about, you can have a good time sitting in on a panel. It's a lot better than sitting at home and doing nothing.
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>>38732689
>earlobe gaplets
I think.. I think i'm going to use this
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>>38733058

You've potentially opened doors for me. Thank you anon.

I might google for conventions near me.
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>>38733244
Most I've seen have raves.
>that moment when anime conventions are Zyzz-friendly
But seriously, raves and cosplay girls.
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>>38732520
Black people are paranoid about being associated with dogs or living amongst 'dirty' animals because they are already considered subhuman. It's overcompensation just like how black parents overdiscipline (leading to resentful, rebellious thugs who think the best way to get respect/what you want is to beat the shit out of people)

I fucking love dogs and would approach any dude, giving him an opening to make conversation just for a chance to hijack the dog.
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>>38733327

I have coventions on homelessness and domestic violence coming up near me.

Are the raves associated with those conventions any good?
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>>38731909
>>38732583
Good God, how fucking low is the average intelligence on this board?
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>>38731694
Fpbp
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>>38733377
cringe
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>>38733391
Find anime or general nerd cons instead, dudebro.
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