Tinder General

This has got to be the most autistic post I've seen all day

>>38730674
>Virgin
Damn right you are

>>38730674
Then why are you on tinder, you fucking retard?
>go to a grocery store
>stand still in the middle of the store
>clerk asks if she can help with something
>"dafuq I am not here to buy anything how to do you not realize that?" *unzips dick and unload dual uzi's unto the ceiling*

>>38730745
In Canada one of the phone provider companies is called Virgin Mobile

>>>/rules#fit/2

>>38730743
Early morning autism

So what do you do on tinder?

>>38731084
Sperg at women who thought I might be a potential mate.

She looks fun... You should not down that number

>>38730822
It's a perfect fit for you then.

What do when a grill says she's not on Tinder for casual hookups?

>>38731211
you move on to the next one

>>38731211
ask her to come over and whatever happens happens

3/4 girls I've met online who said that fucked me on the first date or at least gave me head
Besides one girl who just wanted a free meal

>not on tinder for hook ups
Giving girls a taste of their own medicine I see.

Anyone here use Tinder in a non anglo country? I feel like in my country there is a significantly lower number of whores

>>38730674
tinder is for hook ups you mong

hes my long ass blog post on this tinder subject

i've been using it as my exclusive source of pussy for the past 2 years.
>it goes through cycles of 2 - 3 matches a day, to 1 a week
>sometimes the conversation goes well, you meet, you fuck all is good
>sometimes the conversation goes well, you meet, and you realize that this chick is batshit fucked in the head, and not worth the potential headache
>sometimes the conversation just completely dies

its a numbers/timing game. you'll notice that from spring till mid-summer, the app is booming and the cuties are out for some dick. the closer you get to winter, things start dying off and you're left with the fatties (bottom of the barrel types)

if you match with a girl and she seems cool, get her number asap and arrange the meet asap (quick coffee date), once she's seen you and you've given her some feels with your witty humor and felt the hardness of your body from all the lifting you should be doing (you greet her with a hug and a big smile), you're golden.

easiest wat to get them over to your place is to casually talk about enjoying cooking. 9/10 she'll say something along the lines of "so when do i get to sample these skills ;P lol". whilst you're thinking "you can sample these nuts in your mouth", pass it off casually and respond with "if i'm not working late on friday . ./if i'm done with my errands . . /if i'm not in the mood to go out on friday . . come over to my place and i'll whip something up". make sure you task her with bringing something (wine, weed, her hookah, whatever). if she doesn't flake, and your food isn't shyte, you're getting some action (protip: learn to make some sort of chocolate dessert, bitches love chocolate). unless you're both vibing really well, and you just tell her that you should move this to your/her place

(cont.)

>>38731373
(cont.)

>if you're purely looking for gash, put a shirtless selfie on, and say so in your profile
>if you're looking for someone to fuck but has good conversational skills/isn't dumb as fuck, get creative with your bio
>everyone smokes weed, everyone!!
>don't ask boring ass questions, or open with "hey"
>look through their profile, find something funny to comment on, and use that
>don't rush to respond to them, give a fair amount of time between messages (1 - 4hrs should be the norm)
>you're always busy with something, even if you aren't


t. the guy who's consistently juggled 2 - 3 girls for 80% of the time hes been using tinder

>>38731373
>>38731385
excuse the typo's, just pulled an all nighter

>>38731373
what if im a college student who stays with his mums?
good advice anyway thx m8

>>38731385
How crucial is it to ask them for a meetup early? Can you explain a little bit and why?

>>38731373
you forgot the biggest prerequisite
>look good
and another one
>live in a good part of the us or a decent country

>>38731436
move out? fuck knows anon,i only started getting laid once i was working and out of my parents house

>>38731454
you're 1 of at least 8 guys shes chatting to at any given point, you've got to move quickly and give her a good dicking otherwise chad will

>>38731468
i'm probably a 5/10, but have a beard covering the weak chin and no jaw.

but yes, you cant be living in the middle of bumfuck nowhere, needs to be a densely populated city

>>38731454
just to add to this, don't be autistic or come off as needy.

say something like,

>ok, you seem cool enough, here's my number. just promise not to be weird

your first message from her will be related to the weird comment, throw around some banter, then . . .

>right, i have wednesday night free, lets meet for coffee/drinks at *place*, lets say around *time*

done!

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>>38730674
>I'm not on tinder for hookups
>I'm not in school to get a degree
>I'm not at work to earn money
>I'm not visiting a restaurant because I'm hungry

>>38731468
The guy has a good plan and good ideas though, take what you can from the advice and use it in your own way, of course everyone has to tailor to their own circumstance and environment.

>>38731519
im in a densely populated city but girls here think they're cunt is made of gold
>>38731580
his "good plan and good ideas" is literally just matching and inviting chicks over for dinner and other basic obvious shit.
it's obvioushis looks and whereabouts are critical to the success of the dates and matches

>>38731619
>im in a densely populated city but girls here think they're cunt is made of gold
Change your attitude you seem like a bitter person
if you assume every girl is the same. its gonna spill over to how you talk to them and create a negative vibe

>>38731650
i dont assume, most girls are this way and the acceptable ones are always taken

>>38731560
Isnt it more logical to ask for her number?

>>38731560
sure and you never meet up because they're always "busy"
I love the cluelessness of lucky/good looking people

>>38731619
You do have a point, having looks IS important.

But what did you mean by whereabouts? I'm sure there are gems to be found in all types of lands right? surely it can't be that bad.

>>38731724
So what are you gonna do about it then?

is it at all possible to get laid while being unemployed/living with parents? not a virgin or ugly or anything & have decent aesthetics

>>38731922
Yup. Oldies or fatties.

>>38730822
thats british blud

>>38731922
Outside/public, their place.

When you think about it, there are A FUCKING LOT of places to fuck, your place is one ultra tiny spec of land, sure it may be the most comfy, but fuck it, i say figure it out while you're there because at least you went out and didn't let the fear stop you from getting out in the first place, know what i mean broman?

>>38731922
yeah but you need to date tumblr/anime girls only
normal girls ain't gonna fuck with you

>>38731211
That's a lie, it really means they are and don't want to look like a slut

>>38732172
It's like applying for a job that says you need experience. Fuck them and apply anyway.

>>38731295
Over 300 matches here.
Zero conversions on my dick. Three dates. One grinded my hard on at the club for 4 hours but still wouldnt let me fuck.

>>38731934

noted. what about the single mother strat?

>>38732121

sure sure, i'm totally down for that, i just mean like, aren't girls into status moreso than looks?

>>38732125

interesting... so fatties and crazies?

>>38732300
>at the club
Theres your problem. Clubs are free entertainment for women who crave attention.

>>38730786
Kek

>>38732412
>interesting... so fatties and crazies?
I mean tbf if you're over 18 and still don't have a job you're probably bit crazy yourself social wise
but no you don't have to settle for fatties
my current gf is an art history major and were both broke AF

Gym buddy of mine whos 28 lives with his dad and bangs 8/10's all the time. but this guys confidence is insane he just bs and says he runs some t-shirt company(which he does but its not successful)
His motto is that if the girl cares about how much money you got just to have sex with you. tell her to fuck off

Look clean
don't be a creep
and always keep enough money for pizza and beer

>>38732489
Did he get fiki fiki?

>>38732502
>Look clean
Fuck
>don't be a creep
Fuck

>>38732502

well i'm just between jobs and houses and girlfriends at the minute, not a neet for life sorta thing but never got into the casual dating scene.

thanks for the tips though, got any other pointers? i seem to struggle with opening conversation

how do you guys start up the conversation with a girl you want to hook up with, not just troll with some chance of actually hooking up

>>38732545
>thanks for the tips though, got any other pointers? i seem to struggle with opening conversation

Always have a bag of cashews on hand and when you spot a qt, walk up to her, pop one in your mouth and ask
>did I cashew mirin my bod?

>>38732576
This>>38732577

>>38731922
Yeah of course, don't listen to these retards.
Sure, my stepmother would complain about the half naked lady walking around her living room? Of course.
But do I give a shit?
No.

>>38732587
i meant on tinder

>>38731373
>you can sample these nuts in your mouth

Top fucking kek

>>38732614
Change your pic to that of a cashew and apply the above

>>38730674
>uses tinder
>expects something other than hook up culture
You're a moron tindr is for getting laid. If this isn't what you want, go out and meet someone like a normal human
>wahhh guys girls don't take me seriously on tindr
No shit, its tindr u fucking moron

>>38732577
Wow that cashew line is so bad it's like post-spaghetti dropping

>>38732641
Calm down. Hes just an autist doing it for keks.

>>38732658
Are you a almond anon cause you're drivin me nuts

is posting ottermode shirtless selfie basically a cheatcode for tinder?

>>38732752
idk maybe if you weren't delusional about your meek skeletal build you'd be able to tell us

Honestly how old are you all? From all the horror stories here I thought it would be fucking hard getting back into dating after being with my gf for a while.


I was baffled that that shit was easy af. I look mostly average tbqh

I have a date with this one tonight

>>38732786
I used tinder in past before and I didn't have nice abs and still got decent amount of matches.

I still need to cut a bit to get my super spooky skelly abs, but from my impression most girls care mostly about abs?

>>38730674
>when the autism hits
I sincerely hope you're making mad gains atleast.

>>38732871
Post proof or I call bullshit

>>38731235
SRS question, what happens after they just do head, like do you offer to do them, or they leave, or you just talk?
I know ppl will say I have autism
>Friends gf is doctor, ask her if I'm autismo in a txt
Haha anon you're so funny
>Is it funny because obviously yes or obviously no?
Lol don worry anon, most people are on the spectrum

What did she mean by this?

tinder makes getting bitches so easy i feel bad
>party date with one tonight
>sat evening date with another
>sat night date after that
>sunday im taking out a french exchange student
like this makes it so easy to get girls. and the gay guys on this are so thristy,
bi sexual master race

>>38733197

So you're a woman?

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>>38732962
>>38732962
Sorry Im not OP, I just tried to post from mobile but it wont upload my pic, so here it goes from desktop. To be clear I dont have a date with OP's match. I have a date with some random chick.

>>38733364
So your like a half foot or so taller? Being tall instead of average must be easy mode.

>>38733415
Where I live 1,84m is average.

>>38733364
Why would you say that the convo feels awkward? Fucking whupper

>>38733364
>going on a date with girl with more than 20 BMI

>>38733415
he is dutch, you can figure out in the bottom

>>38733364
>1,68cm
Go for it dude, not every day you get to fuck Tinkerbell

>>38730822
Yeah and US and UK you fag.

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>>38733427
Because it did

>want to do tinder
>no camera
>no photos
Guess its another going on a date with my hand night

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>>38733462
This what was sealed the deal btw. Tinder is easy

>>38733462
I'd say you're the awkward one of the two, stop dragging it down

>>38733462
>asks question
>she answers
>HURRR IT'S AWKWARD NOW
jesus christ

>>38733468
Sounds pathetic but just take a couple artsy photos with a timer by yourself to give you at least something

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>dating apps

anyone try skout?

>>38733487
>>38733505
Are you both autistic? Who asks a bitch what she weighs and expects to get away with it. Im omw to the date. Imma smash tonight while you masturbate.

>>38733468
learn to take a decent selfie, any women who shits on them is full of crap.

>>38733484
cringe

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Anyone here use tinder, but have a bit of acne? You can only tell when you get close, but still, I'm worried no one's gonna swipe right. What do you guys think. (I'm otherwise very handsome and I do alright IRL btw)

Picture is sort of how bad it is, but that's not me.

How long does I usually take you guys to get a match?

>>38733642
your not handsome, your mouth is fucked up looking

>>38733673
>But that's not me

Learn to read, nigger.

>>38733484
why are you talking to women when you clearly post faggot shit like this?

>>38733569
Skout is fucking nightmare fuel. Uggos, losers and degenerate faggots.

>>38733642
Jesus, I would tell you to just go to a dermatologist, but clearly you need a psychiatrist for your issues.

>>38733704
Alright, thanks nigger.

>>38733703
>all the scammers and fake profiles
>woman posts half naked pictures all the time
>"why dees niggas so thirsty show some respect"

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>>38733717
>MFW I see a pimply faced fuck boy attempt to look cool by referring someone else as a nigger.

>>38733462
Are you gonna clean up all the spaghetti you dropped?

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>>38733740
Alright, nigger.

>be a loner for many years
>never use dating apps
>try one
>feels good talking to grills
>get nudes one time
>turns into a game to try to get nudes

>>38733760
Fake accts. Guys or ugly women posing as hot women

>>38733808
i know when a account is fake

they say the same thing or tell you to use kik or something

>>38733808
Says the salty pleb.

Have gotten nude pics from these online hoes and they match up when in person.

>>38732417
>talking about how bad clubbing is in a tinder thread
Come on now. This girl was nuts though we were basically dry humping on the floor but still no boogie after. I dunno what she got out of it desu

>>38733822
Nah ive had lots of matches send me fake pics over everything you can use to send pics. I have to do a reverse image everytime.

>>38733823
Well good for you. All.my fake matches never wnat to meet

>accidentally swiping a QT asian

>>38733870
>Well good for you. All.my fake matches never wnat to meet

Don't get me wrong i get bots/fakes as well but it will happen anon, it will happen.

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>>38730674

>not on Tinder for hookups

You're a good guy anon, trying to fix broken girls.

>default face is angry looking
>take a selfie smiling
>cringy

>>38733880
Nope. Ive had like 400 matches already

>>38733462
>autism: the image

You are fucking retarded

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>>38733903

>ive had like 400 matches

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>>38730674
Why dont you just eat ice cream post-coitus? Will replenish calories lost thru sex

how do you make fake FB profile properly?
>make one
>get notification asking if i know someone i have on first FB account

>>38731454
The more you talk to a chick without making it sexual the more friendzone and beta you become to her

>>38733927
Just saying matches dont mean shit

>>38730786
Underrated

>>38733484
Jesus Christ, that's cringeworthy. For her sake I hope you're not as big a faggot IRL as you are on tinder.

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>made tinder
>pretty discerning with swipes but added a lot of 5s that had interests that matched mine
>even dropped ten bucks so I could hit those super likes on qts who had interests that matched mine
>already went through everyone in fifteen miles of me
>four matches, two unmatched me after a few texts, one never responded
>only one girl showed any interest and she's an Asian exchange student so I'm not even sure she understands that tinder isn't for meeting people

Damn. I'm so lonely after my gf dumped me, I thought this would be a good confidence boost but it really just made me feel even more undesirable.

>>38734036
Did you already have normie book or did you make a fake one? Can I just make a normie book with only a few friends or will they see and think I'm weird

>>38733364
>speaking English
>using commas for decimal points
Something doesn't add up here...

>>38734087
I had one that I went on like twice a year. On tinder they can only see mutual friends, so they wouldn't be able to tell if your fb is fake/new or that you had no friends on it.

>>38734272
I think it's a limey thing. They like fucking everything up.

>>38732196
>>38732172

this, try to get over it. If you can't, move on, someone else will

>>38734295
You replied to one. We use decimal points like God intended.

>>38734272
>>38734295

it's a European thing senpai

>>38734333
Hence the "I think". I have no fucking idea who it is then, but I see it online pretty frequently and it bothers me.

>>38733930

50mg Test E also E0O (every other orgasm) to keep levels stable also.

>>38731235
>fucked me
Sounds like they had a strapon and you took it up the ass... say it like a man that you fucked them kid

>>38734036
bruh just do some heavy deadlifts who gives a shit really?

I need help with starting the conversation because they never reply... post examples

>>38734338
Someone worked out before that he's Dutch but that doesn't explain why they're speaking english.

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ROASTIES REEE

>>38734446

probably an exchange student

>>38734457
this avocado shit is so cringeworthy, why does it always get posted?

LE RANDUMMXXXXX

>>38733949
Facebook pulls infos about people you know from everywhere it can.
Phonenumbers in your contacts,emails,cookies, anything

Its pretty fucked up

>>38734483
this post is autism approved

>>38734457
COULD U FAGS DROP THE CRINGE OPENERS
PICK SOMETHING DECENT
GET THE NUMBER
SAVE THAT SHIT FOR THE MEETUP
DON'T USE ALL UR BEST MATERIAL ON THE APP

>>38734419
I do. I'm lonely, and my gf dumping me without warning destroyed my confidence and what little happiness I had. I don't even enjoy lifting, I just do it so I don't look and feel like a fat piece of shit. I appreciate the advice though.

>>38732903
>but from my impression most girls care mostly about abs?
your impression is correct

>>38734524
The one with autism is the one thinking shitty 9gag humor is funny.

The line never works or makes anyone laugh

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>>38734715
>that line never works

Maybe you're just ugly :^)

>>38734760
>last time it worked was 9 months ago

>>38734760
I've never tried it because its cringeworthy and unfunny and I'd literally be embarrassed by typing it

>>38734780
>is proven wrong
>m-muh 9 months ago

Pathetic lmao

>>38732502
Do you always pay for the food/drinks on the first date?

>>38734798
Not that anon but no. I always go dutch on my tinder dates. It's insurance just in case you don't get laid. Hell one chick even treated me to pizza once.

>>38734788
Online dating in itself is crimgeworthy tbqhwymm

>>38734789
>uses cringeworthy line
>m-muh it worked 9 months ago when I tried it the 1252352th time

Pathetic lmao

>>38734814
>dutch
Nani?

>>38734564
>using pick up lines irl

Kill yourself

>>38734843
Awww did I hurt your feelings uggo? Just because it doesn't work when you do it doesn't mean it isn't viable :p

>>38734857
Means everyone pays for themselves only.

>>38734828
>online dating is cringy
>uses 4chan

>>38734877
What if you reach for your wallet after getting the check and you realize she's expecting you to pay? Asking her to share would make you look cheap.

>>38734896
do you really care about what some chick who wanted a free meals opinion on you?


"Damn I didn't want to fuck anon but I have to respect him for paying for the meal"

girls like that are used to guys being "nice" to them because of them being spoiled brats.

>>38734896
I tell her beforehand that we're getting seperate checks. Hasn't impacted me negatively thus far. Either that or I go to some fast food place.

Wine and dining someone from a hookup app is a meme and beta as hell

>>38734947
Post screen cap of you telling one. Or tell me how/when you say it. I want to try this.

>>38734947
you literally go to mc'donalds for tinder? that's sexy as hell I'm already wet.

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>>38734995
American dating

>>38734983

not him but obviously you wouldn't say on Tinder, you would just mention it casually at the start of the date. Although doing anything but drinks/coffee on a first date is pretty weird imo, so I'd normally suggest taking it in turns to get rounds of drinks

>>38735017
Speak as if you are talking to an actual social retard, because you are.
What do you say?
Ok so let's assume I grab the first round, do I just take baby sips till she runs out and gets more, do I finish mine and tell her to go get a round?
How does this work with coffee, I don't want heart palpitations

>>38734983
I tell it to her in person. But all I do is casually say it to her and ask her if she's on with it

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Wtf, I wasn't prepared for this.

>>38735072
Ok*

>>38735064
nigga you grab a cup of coffee
could be black coffee which is like $2
her sugary frappe or whatever is like $4 max

If you're that concerned about paying show up early and order before she arrives..

>>38733448
dutch confirmed for masterrace

>>38734868

nice damage controll beta

>>38735075

well done

additional pics of qt pls

>>38735075
happened to me once.
girl literally met up and fucked me the same day
never saw her again tho...

>>38735104
>butthurt confirmed

What's being beta like dude?

>>38735075
just don't go into full autismo mode, anon

this is your chance to get an asian qt gf, don't ruin it

>>38735095
I don't care about the money, I want to seem aloof to the grill and more importantly, to impress my friends on my Japanese social anxiety support group who sometimes talk about lifting

>>38733005
Whatever you want. You're just overthinking it. You wouldn't be the first guy to:
-want sex
-demand sex
-angrily demand sex
-want to leave
-want to cuddle

so who cares? Worst case scenario she says no to whatever, you don't really know what she wants yet anyway.

>>38735173
>impress my friends on my Japanese social anxiety support group who sometimes talk about lifting
topkek

>>38735064

well decide if you'd rather go for drinks or coffee

coffee for daytime meeting, unlikely to smash afterwards unless things go REALLY well or she's a sloot, better if you would like to go on more dates (also preserves gains unlikely alcohol). Just meet her in a cafe, buy a coffee, chat, then leave whenever

for drinks meet in a bar then offer to get the first round, then when you've both finished your first drink suggest she gets the next round

sorry to hear about your social retardation, we're all gonna make it

>>38733717
You're most welcome.

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Paying for a woman you don't love is beta as fuck. No wonder there are so many spoiled women now. MGTOW is a thing because you these losers

>>38735119
Idk if she wants to fuck. She's an Asian exchange student so I'm not sure if she realizes what tinder is for judging by her profile, but maybe!

>>38735153
I'm more worried about saying "what?" every ten seconds because I have bad hearing and she probably has an accent. But if something came from it that would be nice.

>>38735243

>implying she isn't as thirsty as everyone else on tinder

c'mon anon, she's foreign not retarded. Meet, teach, smash.

>>38735195
What should I do if I live with my parents in an appartment

>>38735268
>implying she isn't as thirsty as everyone else on tinder
I have questions on this
Are girls on tinder really thirsty?
Ive heard that they are only on it to get lots of matches for humblebrags or attention

>>38735287

maybe, but that doesn't apply to the ones that are actually meeting up.

>>38735243
>I have bad hearing and she probably has an accent
Me too.
Don't worry bro, people like her are easier to understand than many natives.
Go and smash that pussy.

>>38735279

same rules apply but don't go back to yours if things are progressing that way (unless your parents are chill then do whatever)

>>38735177
How to stop over thinking it?
This has been my problem with women since forever, only gotten laid while drinking, but it kills gains brains and made me fat. I gotta get rid of this crutch, but now that I'm starting to beat it, the anxiety and over thinking is back.
Holy shit I'm damned either way

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This is why I don't use tinder anymore

>>38735375

validate this *unzips dick*

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What do I respond?

>>38735295
I want to try tinder but im afraid i will be disapointed
I have zero expectations, well no matches whatsoever but still. Feels like dating always finds ways to disapoint me

Is it worth it?

>>38734031
Lmao at these guys telling me im cringeworthy. Bitches love dumb pick up lines as long as they are witty and original. I've fucked more women in these past 2 weeks since I've been single than you will in a year.

>>38735402
>I could activate ur almonds 4 u

>>38733684
Look at this incel.

>>38735402

>so you've got a lot of experience with nuts?

>>38735402
Oh the salty ones or the unsalted ones? My grandfather used to own an almond farm in Utah, but then he died lol.
So, come here often?

>>38735402
>Well then I hope you like deez nuts
Seriously though just ask one or two questions then get her number. Worst thing you can do is end up having a long conversation which dies

>>38730674
>ctrl+f
>"for u"
>0 results
What the fuck, /fit/? She actually said "for u" in the text message. Fuck her, OP.

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>>38735242
>that pic

>>38733484

https://youtu.be/gBkOlgU3MYY

>>38734760
>she actually gives you a lifetime supply of protein powder

>>38735419
I didn't know I didn't have zero expectations until I got thoroughly disappointed

But a big guy like you can probably handle it ;^)

>>38735268
Well I don't know much about the casual sex scene to be honest so maybe you're right. I've only ever had sex in LTRs. For now, I'll make sure my place is clean and my bedding washed just in case.

>>38735308
Ok, I'll try. I haven't had a first date in so long, I forgot how anxious I get. We're meeting tomorrow at two, wish me luck.

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Should I go for this?

>>38735755
bitch doesn't even have pepper jack, next!

>>38735402
>I'm profoundly lonely and unhappy and I unsuccessfully try to fill the void by talking to girls on Tinder and taking pictures to impress a Malaysian short-men's support group also I'm a manlet

If dubs thou must

>>38735768
Fucking cunts hope they get killed in the worst way

>>38735480
Jesus how did I not notice
Confirmed you must be a big guy to get matches

>>38735755
HIGH TEST

>>38735768
I wonder if they'd do that if you got fatfished or the chick turned out to be batshit crazy.

How do you pick up a mildly autistic girl over facebook?
She literally doesn't go anywhere

>>38735768
I have real fears of commitment and it's ruining my life but when i see shit like this I feel validated

>>38735402
Be sure to activate those almonds.

>>38734343
francophones and dutch ppl use em because in french and dutch we use commas instead of periods for numbers

How do you guys initiate a hookup? Ive had girl come over and we just talked cuz i was too high and confused on what was happening

>>38735803
offer to take her anywhere
>>38735963
put on porn

>>38735963
Don't get so high? Initiate physical contact?

>>38735946
Everyone in Europe apart from the Brits and Irish do but the conversation was in English

>>38736018
a grill might be coming over again tonight and i want to end up balls deep losing my v-card and not talking about posters

Can you guys actually post some funny screencaps? So dissapoint in this bread

>>38736096
Yeah. Post funny old chats. Or let us choose what you say live

>>38730745
Kekkle kekkle hyde kekkle hyde hyde kekkle

>>38736053
put a movie on, 10 minutes in go for a kiss, lay down then attempt something

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>>38736096

>>38730674
Lol I curve girls on tinder too but only because I'm a manlet and will probs get laughed at if we met in person

>>38736327
Wtf am i looking at

>>38736368
an rip edit of a girl saying the same thing

>>38731568
I don't see why Tinder can't be used to find a legitimate girlfriend/boyfriend.

People use the app for different things. I've read plenty of stories of people finding a gf/bf through Tinder.

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> go on fit and see super oneliner (avocado)
> excited to smash bitches with this opener
> few hours later 3 matches, 2 dont reply and one unmatched
> finally get a reply... and its spam...

Shittt tinder is shitty as fuck. Been rating now and then for hours now.

>>38736307
>>38736053

he's right. netflix and chill isn't just a shitty meme. Just sit close to her and after a while hold her in your arm and kiss her. then kiss her neck and everthing else comes naturaly.

>>38736096

someone post his 1rm's

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>>38730786

>>38731668

> Change your attitude you seem like a bitter person . . . its gonna spill over to how you talk to them and create a negative vibe

>>38736662
No. Shit advice.
He is right mist girls are shit and a waste of time.
Don't bother with average birches and only make a move when you feel like she is worth it.

>>38733462

she's a lot more alpha than you

>>38735009
funny how thats not even english written on the ground fag

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me and a friend traded tinders for an hour

>>38736931
>>38736922
are you a 10/10? jesus

>>38736846
It was english before some average Americans came around and ate some of the letters.

>be single after 5 years of relationship
>lift casually, kind of lumpy body, never thought I was that attractive
>get 6 matches my first day on tinder
>Fuck around for 3 of them with shitty gags, get dates with the rest
>date last night, solid 8/10 dancer, goes amazingly
>says I'm a "refreshing change" from her other few tinder dates
>make out for like 20 minutes on the bus

I never knew it would be this easy bros

We're all going to make ot

>>38731211
Send dick pics, bitches love dick pics.

>>38736530
Tinder has a ranked MMR system like video games. If it makes you feel any better you're not getting swiped left, you're not being shown in the first place

>>38737023
>making out on the bus
Fucking gross dude, pda is gross, public transport displays of affection are even grosser

>>38737217
We were literally the only people on the bus, it was like 2am.

>>38730674
whats the equivalent of tinder in Portugal? Need it for memeing purposes and ego feeding desu

inb4 that one anon and the work line

>>38736298
KEKKLE KEKKLE HYDE KEKKLE HYDE

>>38737285
Still think about the poor bus driver having to drive around with a semi cuz of your sloppy degenerate make out noises and all he has to look forward to is pornhub on his crt monitor and he has to be quiet because even though his mom is 77 and suffering dementia she's a light sleeper and will wake up confused and screaming and he loses his boner anyway because his poor diet and life choices have given him ED.

>>38737448
Normally I'd agree with you, but the bus driver was a solid 9/10 Latino dude who was definitely looking forward to a harem of tasty twink bfs after shift.

>>38736421
Just because you smash soon after meeting doesn't mean you can't enter a relationship with said ass

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>>38736018
This, I find that even halfway on the don't feel it to "I'm staying in tonight and falling asleep to some cartoons" scale I seem to lose the ability to be a coherent and social individual. Don't go ham on the bong rips and just get buzzed.

Fat girls laying on their backs to hide their chins on their Tinder profiles piss me off

>>38734828
>tbqhwymm

to be quite honest with you merrily much?

>>38730674
Just moved to a pretty good sized college town and thinking about hopping on tinder. I have a decent face, average height, pretty average dyel body (but better than the skinnyfat I was a few months ago, thanks /fit/), and can fake charisma when i need to. The problem is up to now I've been really insecure about having literally zero pictures of me doing cool stuff with friends or otherwise

I assume its bad if I just a selfie up, any suggestions?

>>38735375
Why? You hate meeting girls who are open to criticism and self aware?

>>38731373
>>38731385
good advice desu

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How do I get a girlfriend?

>>38730786
>fortyoras.jpg

>>38737812
(you)

>>38734036
I just got back from China. If she's Chinese, she might not realize it's a dating app, because their version has become a general friend finder. Just ask her.

>>38737812
pls no

>>38737812
...

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>>38737812

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>>38732641
Where do I go out to meet pretty girls who want ltr
t. autism

>>38737812
kys

>>38737812
But I don't deadlift

>>38734446
all dutch people speak english desu

>>38737812
ahhahah fag i dont dl

>>38737697
My man

>>38737812

(you)

>>38736530
FACE FRAME PIZZA U IDIOT

>>38737812
By squatting

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What do fit

>>38739798
Bump i need help bros!

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>>38735397
>unzips dick

>>38735075
This is your perfect chance my man. If her english isn't great you can be as autistic as you like and she'll put down to the language barrier. Git in der.

>>38737812
by not being autistic

>>38737812
fuk u OP let me be gay in peace.

>tfw almost no high test qt3.14s in my region

JUST

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I don't really feel like taking a 30 min bus ride

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How the fuck do I improve my dating profile? How do I get good pictures like what do girls look for?

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>>38730674

>tfw not even Tinder can help you

Why I can't just die in my sleep?

>>38735402
Nutty

>>38737812
buy one

>>38731385
Can you post a pic of what you look like man? Please

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>>38734036
>get tinder
>swipe right on literally every profile to cast a wide net
>got the paid version so I could just keep swiping until there was no one left
>0 matches

At least now I know I'm ugly and can focus on other things, secure in the knowledge that no woman in my entire city wants anything to do with me.

>>38737812
>Implying I deadlift
Gotyeeeee

>>38737812
deadlift day tomorrow, don't want to risk it

>>38740638
holy shit i was a gross skele but i still got matches, how ugly are you man?

>>38740366
then take an uber you beta

>>38740830

>what are camera angles

I do good in person being handsome but my pics are a whole different story

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>>38740830
Really, it's probably just because I'm still a recovering fatasfatass (started at 190kg/420lbs, now down to 155kg/340lbs at 6'5 tall)

I'll try again when I'm finished losing weight and have been lifting longer.
(Will women be impressed by my ability to glide on the loose skin like pic related?)

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What did she mean by that?

>>38741233
Some background- I'm pretty sure we've matched before and I sprayed that same line.

>>38731385
Its really not that hard. This guy has the right idea

>>38741265
She unmatched you before.

>>38737812
wheres the peepee tho

>>38741598
Nah I deleted the app, we were still matched I'm pretty sure

>>38737812
Fuck.

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>>38737812
Not taking any chances

Fuck you anon

>>38737812
Is it on the bone?

>>38737812
fugger

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>>38737812
does that really happen?

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What do fit

>>38742106
Say "you sound like you're into veggies, how about you leaf me your #"

>>38742121
Kek, i love you fit

>>38742106
>cut a hole in some broccoli
>insert penis
>send her a picture of penis inside broccoli
Trust me, it's foolproof

>>38742106

She's exhibiting high levels of autism.

Engage your maximum autism mode, maybe the autistic girl can be swooned by autism.

>>38737812
post more pics

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10.45 am here

>>38740427
>outdoor settings
>no selfies
>picture with a dog if you have one

>>38742132
Haha provide me with a pic and ill send it to her once i get her number

>>38733197
This is how women get STDs.

>>38733450
Tinkerbell? That's average height for a woman, outside of the Netherlands.

>>38742198
What do fit. Give me your magical fit lines

>>38742224
'You know what it's never too early for? A dicking'

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>>38742219
>like short girls
>live in the netherlands
>tfw

>>38742199
Will the women be able to sense that I took the pictures with a timer because I have no friends to take them for me?

Also, what if I can get a picture of me with a dog even if it's not mine? Will that still work?

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>>38742236
>like taller women
>am 6'5
>tfw

>>38742244
>not having irl friends first then using tinder

>>38742231
Not sure if she will bite...

>>38737812
just b urslef mang

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>>38742274
>>38742231
Forgot pic

>>38742268
How do I make irl friend gains?

>>38742300
be extrovert

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>>38742293

>>38742311
Thanks for your apprival baldy

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>>38742310
>tfw fell at the first hurdle hurdle

>>38742348
>tfw you end your lifting career for a joke video

>>38737812
fuck you

>>38735425
underrated komment

>>38740366
So you don't feel like fucking??
DO ITTTTTTTTTTTT, 30 minute bus ride is NOTHING BUT A PEANUT, YEAH BUDDY YOU CAN DO IT

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Lol, she want the D?
Is it so easy or is it sarcasm?

>>38742136
How is she autismo?

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Holy shit are they so thirsty

>>38742812
She's getting bored and just giving you a chance to ask for her number or ask her out somewhere while she talks to other options.

>>38736368
Wait. The Adie? Fuuuuccckkk rare sighting. Post your tinder chats

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hold me...

the first tinder bird that actually had conversation with me just rejected me after i told her my height

>tfw she actually said 'aw'

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it works /fit/

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>>38743671

>>38734483
lurk moar newfag