How does it fit in there?

> Implying he's not compensating

>>38726351
He could be 4 inches for all we know

Just because you are a big dude doesnt mean your dude is big.

t. Guy with a decent size dong that just looks small proportion wise.

>>38726386
>>38726368
>>38726364
i didnt expect serious answers from this but ok

>>38726386
Except he has been on heroic doses of Roids since a young age so yeah he probably does have a huge cock. Testicles are probably the size of raisins though

>>38726396
thats not how any of this works

>>38726405
LOL right on the money senpai, was about to post this

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>>38726351
You fags are constantly posting threads being insecure about your 5 inch dicks and then whenever you see a big dude or a guy with a nice car you say he probably has small dick.

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

big people have small dicks
fat people have pelvis fat


"strongfat" people have pelvis fat


zyzz mode forever lean baby

>>38726396

I doubt he's been on them during puberty when it'd count for the simple fact he's like 8ft tall and roids close the growth plates if taken during puberty

>>38726396
>Except he has been on heroic doses of Roids since a young age so yeah he probably does have a huge cock

I don't think penis size works that way.

It's not exactly a linear relationship between testosterone level and penis size where 300ng/dl = 4 inch penis, 600ng/dl = 5inch penis, so 1500ng/dl = 8 inch penis

>>38726425
i posted this thread because i wanted to joke around with other blokes about big penises and small vaginises. Nothing more to it

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>>38726396
>whatever you say, sport

Or he could have a small dick, he aight black after all

>>38726425
dude katy parry is so hot i love tmz news and paparazzoo and hot celebs tooo! know i must fap . j p g

>>38726470
Get a better hobby

>>38726494
ayy you got the same one m8

>>38726482
>he aight black after all

Black people statistically don't have any larger penises than whites, it's a porn meme

>>38726351
She is still a virgin. They haven't had sex

>>38726394
Fuk off m8 this is a serious board, if you wanna fuck around go somewhere else.

>>38726482
I fucking hate when people believe this. My gf told me her friend wanted a big dick inside her so she tried to fuck a black guy and his dick was so small and he couldn't even get a boner and this girl was really hot too, fucking lmao

>>38726364
>>38726368
>>38726386
Big guys with small dicks is my fetish.

>>38726452
are they actually dating or do they just fuck each other a lot?

>>38726481
Steroids increase penis size though...

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>>38726616

>>38726580
Are you gril?

>>38726616
It doesn't affect your dick.
It will make your balls shrink though since your body will stop the production of natural testosterone, causing your balls to shrink

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>>38726701

>>38726549
sorry chad, never again. pls have mursee

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>>38726531
except statistically they do. Look at Africa

>>38726831
>accurate biometric data from places like DRC and Chad
>no data from Moldova

lmao wut

Is ANYONE going to mention how large that bag is?

>>38726579
>>38726531
>but asians have smaller dicks y'all

>>38726579
This post probably isn't true but it's insecure as hell

>>38726831
Not to mention that some of the countries gave wrong data i.e some gave flaccid while others gave erect

>>38726853
>>38726853
I do believe that while all races have virtually the same penis size, the biggest BBC would be much bigger than any other race (more test)

>>38726831
>Australia has big dicks even though they're white
>They somehow got statistics on dick size from North Korea
>Tanzania has small dicks even though they're black

Yeah this doesn't add up mang

>>38726831
That's self reported data, lmoa

The biggest dick in the world belongs to a fat white Canadian

>>38726433
Im impressed that your example is an actual linear relationship. Though I do find it surprising that you'd pick an example that gives people with zero testosterone a three inch dong.

>>38726579
>being on this many layers of irony

You dumb faggots need to learn that women don't care about the size of your dick unless they're size queens I. Which case stay tf away. I have like a 5x5 and have had zero issues in my life.

>>38726579
Underrated post

>>38727109
lmao you sound so mad about your little boi pecker

>>38727125
Why would I be mad? Literally never been with a girl for whom it was a deal breaker.

>>38726831

>blacks are so niggerish that even the government keeps sending data to confirm muh bbc

literally the ambassador job is to keep the bbc meme going on

you can't make this shit up

>>38726425
my cock is 6 inches mate

>>38727043
>one outlier is statistically significant
nice job retard.

>>38726351
>big guy must have a big dick

this is a nonsensical meme

some twinks fresh out of auschwitz have donkey dicks

>>38726616
no they don't. whoever told you that is wrong and stupid. you should not listen to them anymore

>>38728138
I'm 6'3 well over 250 pounds and my dick is well over 9 inches. Looks completely 100% average on my frame.

A 5 incher is going to look huge on a manlet sized scrawny twink with a small frame. It's why they pick certain guys for porn scenes.

>>38728164
>9 inch donkey cock
>not in porn
what a waste

>>38727043
It actually belongs to a homeless Mexican.

>>38726831
>tfw Chad doesn't have the biggest dicks

>>38727043
Dude, I belong to a site where we converse about our shlong size.
He joined and thought he'd be the biggest cock on the block and be worshipped.
He got completely blown out, exposed and multiple guys stepped forward and told him to stop bullshitting and measure himself.
Hell I hear that Danny D and Lex Steele both told him to put up or shut up and challenged him to a cock off.
He got all ass bamboozled and left.

Man is a fraud. The only people who still believe in him and shill him are himself and desperate internet losers who are hoping for the great white hope.

>>38728177
Didn't you hear me?
Because of my size and bone structure my dick looks exceedingly average. Meaning that I don't have the freak cock presentation that shorter smaller framed men with factually smaller cocks have.
Worst of all, they don't hire guys who look like me for anything except gay porn.

>>38726616
Steroids are actually capable of reducing your penis size.

>>38728503
What the fuck am I reading

>>38726351
is he even that strong for his bodyweight?

>>38728503
>your average /fit/ user

>>38728630
No

I am also kind of sure he is not on roids, he doesn't look like he roids at all

>>38726351

Are you talking about the lack of bulge? His little dick being the thing torn up? I'm confused.

>>38728630
Ratios go down as bodyweight goes up, especially when you start adding height with the weight. Square cube law, etc.

>>38728675
Kek.

>>38728503
is this real?

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Explain this lads. The average dicksize is apparently 5.1 inches according to the latest studies, or 5.8 inches if you believe those old 70s surveys.

I'm not a chad or anything, but I've had sex with about 12 people. Probably 8 or 9 of these twelve had dicks that were between 5 and 6 inches (I myself am like 5.6), 2 had 7-8 inch dicks and one freak had an 8+ inch horsecock.

Now the definition of average means that half the population should be bigger than the average, and the other half should be smaller.

So how come I've never met a guy with a small (<5inch) dick before?

>>38726831
>light green
>14.88
>africa

>>38728600
Truth
>>38728657
What?
>>38728758
Yes

>>38728800

>Probably 8 or 9 of these twelve had dicks

wut

>>38728800

>Now the definition of average means that half the population should be bigger than the average, and the other half should be smaller.

That's not how that works

>>38726580
>Big guys with small dicks is my fetish.

YOURE IN THE

RIGHT PLACE
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>>38726351

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>>38728964
>has cancer
>is the strongest one

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>>38726396
He didn't start roiding until he was in his 20s, senpai.

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>>38726831
>excuse me sir, how long is your schlong?
>excusez mois monsieur but how big is your croissant? Oui, it is for a survey
>Entschuldigung bitte what size is deine weiner? Ja das ist ein survey for whole world, bitte.
>allahu AACKBAAR!
what the fuck man.

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>>38726351
Well it is a paper bag, you can also see that he double bagged it to make sure it doesn't rip.

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>>38729016

That's not how it works man.

>>38726351
Her vagina probably looks like a howitzer shell exploded in a pile of roast beef.

>>38729070
kekd :)

>>38726831
>self reported penis size
What could go wrong?

You kids are Joking about Penis Length, But did You know the Average Length of the Female Vagina is 3.5 inches.

Iv slept with about 15 Females, Iv NOT hit a Cirvex with 2 girls and im 6 slightly bigger.

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>spend years of dedication getting huge
>walk around carrying a woman's shopping bags

wew it was all worth it

>>38726351
Kek, I'm 6ft4, 265, my gf is 5ft3 100lbs. I feel like that's how we look

>>38729222
Do you honestly believe that the size of your body makes you immune to the usual bullshit life puts you through?

Start tying the noose for when reality hits you sheltered little moron.

>>38726364
>implying he's not dominating that tiny pussy
>implying that bitch doesn't have a smirk on her face saying "look at the guy i got"

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>>38729251

stay cucked bitchboy

>>38728919
>Anon learns about gay people

>>38728800
Unless a woman is literally randomly fucking people on the street and using a wand that makes their dicks hard, she has a filter that she applies to men that she has sex with. Males that have a smaller than average dick might not show as much confidence which women pick up on. People with dicks smaller than average might not be as willing to risk rejection by exposing themselves.

Thats just my theory but then again I'm thinking in relation to rejection to the opposite sex like a normal person...idk wtf fags do and from what I understand fags will fuck just about anything.

>>38726396
Even if that was true injecting yourself with testosterone shuts off the production of testosterone in your balls so if anything that shit would be smaller.

Daily Reminder

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_penis_size

Size and race

The belief that penis size varies according to race is not supported by scientific evidence.[12][22]

A 2007 study reported that contrary to the "popular belief that black people generally have longer penile sizes", in reality "there is no convincing scientific background" to support this idea.[

>>38726351
When you're that big, how big are your shits?
What's it like to sit on a normal toilet?
Do they make toilets for giants?

>>38730907
I'm not Bjornsson big but I know that I def have 2-3 big shits a day, and I can't shit with the lid down- I have to sit directly on the bowl. Hover wipes are a must unless you want to soak your hand in poo water.

There are some big toilets but pretty sure they're illegal in the Scandinavian countries because all toilets are equal there.

>>38726579
>my gf told her FRIEND
>implying its not your girlfriend who wanted dat black cock

>>38726351
Why did he marry a short woman? Does he want his son to be short and tiny?

>>38729230
>6'5
>average as fuck

What the fuck?

>>38729070
Touché

>>38731150

maybe it's nature's way of balancing genetics out positively

if you marry a really tall girl and your kids end up 7'4 you're approaching freak tier as well as unhealthiness

>>38726351
Why the hell isn't his gf in his pocket ?

>>38728138
>some twinks fresh out of auschwitz have donkey dicks
Gottverdammt, Mengele!

>>38729230
This is not a board only for professional basketball player.

>>38730925
>all toilets are equal
triggered

Can't deny pic related.

>>38729070
only good response

>>38729070
underrated post

>>38734594
Not really, pretty obvious joke to be made

>>38726351

>wearing basketballshorts to the gym

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>>38729210

>>38726831
Japan and China have bigger dicks than Koreans and Arabs?

>>38726831
Those maps are not a credibile source for anything. According to those maps, the average bra size in scandinavia is larger than a d-cup and the baltics an a-cup.
http://www.targetmap.com/viewer.aspx?reportId=5285

>>38726831
Asians confirmed babydicks

>>38726887
>Is ANYONE going to mention how large that bag is?
thank you

>>38729070
this is why i come here

>>38729261
o boy u sure got him !!

golly!

>>38729219
this makes me think about my old days on this site thinking some of this shit and I realized you're right. I've hit the cervix of every girl I've slept with, only in certain positions with some, but its not hard with an average schlong

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>>38728800
Your answer is simple. You've never been with a guy with a small dick before because you've never been with a guy with a small dick. That's it. It's got nothing to do with statistics, you've just been - for some - incredibly lucky.

Now, I dated a guy with a small dick for a while. You want prostate stimulation, they're the ones to go for.

But yeah your stats don't work the way you think they do.

>>38726396
He's not on roids you dumb fuck his body fat is higher than 10%

>>38729261
>babe can you carry the bags for me?theyre so heavy!
>f..f..fuck off i'm n..not a cuck!!!!!I AM NOT A KEK!!!!

perfect

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>>38726351
nah he's a large man i'm sure his anus can take it

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>>38726831
>Bangkok
>red

So Hafthor has a daughter and she's like 7 years old or something, but apparently this chick he's with is his girlfriend. Did he break up with his baby momma or what? How come he got custody despite being a roiding monster on the road constantly?

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>>38726831
NOW I KNOW WHY MUSLIMS ARE SO ANGRY EVERY TIME

>tfw 5'6 and 8" cock
its a shame its going to waste because im a fucking manlet

>>38738354
are you me? i have the same height and weiner size, and im a KHV senpai

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>>38726396
His dick definately hangs lower than his balls t.b.h family

>>38737995
>you want prostate stimulation, they're the ones to go for.
explain?

>>38726396
>Except he has been on heroic doses of Roids since a young age
Since like 21

>>38726431

Not how it works.

Estrogen closes plates. Kill estrogen, they stay open.

>>38726412
>>38726405

Wow really makes you think eh?

>>38728800
Half the population r womin with 0 inch cock and the other half are men with cocks that average 10.

>>38726433
It doesn't. I'm at 2100 at im 6'5 with 5.5 girth. On HCG to offset test production shut off as well. Been on TRT for 2 years and I haven't gotten any bigger or smaller down there although my erections are powerful as fuck especially with sudafil

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Please post source dictating size correlation between height and penis.

Daily reminder you cannot grow tissue but you can increase blood flow and vascularity.

>>38728933
Moron.

>>38728800
>the definition of average (...)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5C9LBF3b65s

>>38740860
An Italian study of about 3,300 men published in European Urology concluded that flaccid stretched length was measured on average to about 12.5 centimetres (4.9 in). In addition, they checked for correlations in a random subset of the sample consisting of 325 men. They found a few statistically significant Spearman's correlations: between flaccid length and height of 0.208, flaccid circumference and height 0.156, stretched length and height 0.221

There you go

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>>38728147
"STEROIDS WILL, MAKE, YOUR DICK,
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>>38741473
>between flaccid length and height of 0.208, flaccid circumference and height 0.156, stretched length and height 0.221

Those are weak correlations, anon

>>38726351
>She thinks body size is proportional to dick gains
VIRGIN LONDON

>>38726580
>Big guys with small dicks is my fetish.
must be like heaven in here for you

>>38741839
So what

>>38729222
>NO MOM! I can't take the trash out, I'm alpha now

>>38726579
Top laugh

>>38738213
Please stop.