What are some manly things your dad taught you? My dad taught

My dad died when I was four

He taught me that liberalism & socialism are fucking retarded

>>38724579
That's two opposite sides in today's society, I hope you realise that.

>>38724579
/pol/ isn't your dad, slavshit.

>>38724596
What are you talking about?

>how to change the oil
>how to make pizza
>how to fly a plane
>how to shoot a pistol
>how to invest in the stock market

Nigger this list goes on and on...

Swear at my mother

Cunt

My dad taught me patience and kindness

>>38724613
He means we are too late to stop it when the variance in politics is Jews or gay jews

>>38724622
Seems like he taught you how to take a dick in the ass

>>38724555
1) not to waste money on dumb shit
2) how to save money/invest
3) how to do home repairs/remodels
4) how to properly treat women
5) how to get through college with minimal debt
6) how to not be a douche
7) how to repect people and be humble
8) dem genetic gains aka how not to be a manlet

>mfw dad is 6'3"
>mfw I'm 6'4"

Thanks dad.

My dad is a bipolar, alcoholic piece of shit who leeches off my mother. God I fucking hate him

Where to hit a woman

How to beat the shit out of someone when they call you a pussy.
What to tell the police when they catch you (hint: not a godamn thing)
How to have your 6 year old son traumatized by having the SWAT team kick down your door at 6am before your second day of first grade and sent away to prison for 6 years.
How to survive in prison
Who the best attorney in town is


But more importantly

How to get your shit together and be an awesome grandfather , the opposite of the father you were who has been sober for 12 years.

Love you and all your flaws pop.


Before you ask I'm Cuban.

>>38724555

my dad taught me how to use a chop saw, a jigsaw, a hand saw, drills, files...all kinds of basic tools.

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>>38724555
My dad taught me that life is short and no woman is worth not cheating on.

Taught me that you can have a kid and have nothing to do with raising that kid by sending monthly payments

>>38724555
How to fish. How to fix a puntured bike tyre. How to avoid the groid.

>>38724555
my dad taught me that smoking was his main regret and to do it is fucking retarded

taught me how to set bones and take a punch and that everyone deserves a second chance

>>38724555
>What are some manly things your dad taught you? My dad taught me how to roll a cigarette.
W2c those sneakers?

Wow...my dad taught me nothing about being a man.

>>38724801
Is your dad half black?

He taught me to be condescending to my mom

>>38724555
He taught you how to roll cancer congrats

my dad taught me to beat my mother and then left after years of abusing us.

its like being black but i dont get to steal

>>38724555
My parents were both selfish country bumpkins who never taught me shit. I've had to figure everything out for myself. They kept me fed and clothed and shit so that's cool. Ambivalent feels.

Mine works all week and has the internet raise me. Anytime I've asked how to do something he snaps at me and tells me YOU SHOULD FUCKING KNOW THIS ALREADY (what the fuck, did he expect public schooling to teach me anything about life?) So I have to Google shit which doesn't really leave the same impact as a human being reaching out and imparting knowledge. Needless to say he's not a father.

>>38724858
Plus you have a small dick.

My dad taught me how to masturbate like a man

>>38724871
>so that's cool
It's the least they could fucking do. You never asked to be spawned. I hope they know they've ruined your life not the other way around.

>>38724871
IKTF. Except my parents where just poor as fuck with no ambition. So glad I can buy my own kids the nice things I never had.

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>/k/ dad tried to teach me how to shoot
>I was a little bitch afraid of the recoil

>>38724613
Socialism and neoliberalism both like human rights. But everybody else does too, big fucking deal. And that's only thing they have in common. But socialism is for state interfering in people's business, supporting poor, free education and health care, blah blah, while liberals (read: libertarians) are for: give big companies all the power, if you don't have money die you scum. You can't really put those two in the same basket.

Lot of edgy angst ITT. You people are why humanity is doomed.

my dad didn't do anything at all in all my life, he just gave money to my mom which bought me things and sent me to school

he bought me a computer when i was like 8 years old and said that it was the best purchase he ever did (yeah because it meant that the computer would do all the teaching for him)

anyway the only time i remember i asked directly him for help he just said "you need to improvise son :^), you learn by improvising" which in that situation was like a "just b urself" (we were doing some manual labor in which we had to dig and do some concrete for shit)

he actually made me fuck up everything because i didn't know and then he did it correctly just to show me how it's done

so by a long shot my dad is a drunkard insecure guy but at least he is not violent

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>>38724631
You sure got me there friendo, did your dad teach you how to insult people in a taiwanese basket-weaving website?

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>>38724555
How to drive everyone you love away from you.....

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>>38724643
How is someone supposed to treat women, anon?

>>38724555
He taught me how to be a subservient beta piece of shit.

Shining image of what I don't want to be.

>>38724555
How to shoot, how to drive stick, that you're wasting your time if your work isn't helping others (he's a doctor), and that parenting is the highest calling on earth.

Th-thanks dad. Sorry for the times you caught me fapping to hentai.

carpentry, plumbing, electrical repairs, appliance repairs, heavy duty cleaning, cooking

If you don't know how to fix a plug with a box cutter and tape then you're a fucking disgrace

>>38724569
fpbp?..

>>38724555
He taught me that I should respect myself before anyone else, and that I should take care of my assets.

Haven't spoken to him in over 3 months.

>Captcha is pies

what the fuck. can they disable food captchas on /fit/ I'm on a fucking CLEAN BULK GODDAMMNIT

He taught me to never half-ass something, to not be a bitch, and to respect my moms. And how to shoot a gun, drive a forklift, check oil, how to fix a ton of shit, how to hide your emotions, how to work hard, and that honesty is very important.

And a ton of other stuff.

Off the top of my head: how to shoot a gun, how to change oil, how to fish

Im sure theres more

My dad never taught me to be a man. Most of the time he was either drinking or at work. My mom's raising me didn't help either.

Over the past couple years I've been trying to teach myself to be a man, but it's hard. I'm only 18, so I have some time.

>>38724622
lol fag

>>38725745
>My dad never taught me to be a man
>to be a man

Top kek.

What does this mean, exactly?

>>38725760
are you belgian by any chance?

>>38725780
Nah, American.

>>38724555
cave explorer

How to lie
How to manipulate

Might be girls thing desu but I learnt through watching and he was the best

>>38725760
an adult with XY chromosomes, essentially

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>>38725753
>jelly for a real father

How to take a right cross

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>>38725760
How to not be what you are

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>>38725949

Hooooly fuck. This thread is the worst.

Apparently 4chan is the end result of a lack of proper father figures in people's lives.

I feel bad for you guys. My dad is the best person I've ever met. He has never let me down, even though I sure have let him down before.

>>38724555
How to do basic car repair and maintenance
How to grill
How to camp (building fires, finding campsites, setting up equipment)
How to do basic home repair
How to chop wood
Tons of shit I don't even know to attribute to him

He's a pretty based dad, even though he's a Bill O'Reilly conservative retard

>>38724661
Best response of the thread, but that's not saying much.

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>Taught me its not ok to be fat
>Taught me that its not ok to be a pussy, and that I should stand up for myself. Told me from an early age that he'd rather me get beat up than be someone's bitch
>Taught me how to use tools/build things
>Gave me fighting experience (by which I mean we ended up getting into a lot of fights because we both wanted to be the alpha of the family.)

All in all he didn't really teach me any useful skills, but he's a cool guy. He often laments the pussyfication of the modern male, and that there are so many fat people.

He also works with disabled children, which is more or less the exact opposite of what you'd expect, but that's neither here nor there.

Well my mom taught me how to ride a bike, my friends taught me how to play soccer (europoor here), my dad tried to teach me how to swim and failed, he didn't teach me how to shave, or drink responsibly, or anything. He did teach me how to ride a scooter, though. And recently I figured out he might be a closet racist, when we drove past our Arab work colleague and my father made a remark about how he better not try and talk to us, even though that specific Arab guy is really friendly and nice.

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>>38726365
Disabled kids don't have a choice, tho.

Fat people are the worst because they are lazy.

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>>38726367
>Arab guy is really friendly and nice

You're father is trying to protect your stupid ass

>>38726365
>implying whoever made that pic wouldn't have an aneurysm if I sat during the national anthem
>implying whoever made that pic would survive during the Viking era without police or the justice system to protect them when they tried to rape a warlords daughter

>>38726381
I wasn't insulting disabled people or anything. As far as I'm concerned, they are the only ones with an actual excuse.

That being said, its the last job you'd expect my dad to have. But he loves it, and apparently everyone he works with loves him, so good for them.

>>38724555
how to fuck like a man.

>>38726420
Your dad sounds pretty cool, anon. God knows I wouldn't have the patience for that sort of job

>>38724708
Miami i bet.

>>38726436
*how to fuck a man

>>38724579
Go back to school or at least read the wiki on these two things. Your dad definitely didnt. They are not quite opposite but in today's world they basically are. I feel bad even helping you. S.m.h

>>38724555
>he thinks smoking cigarettes is manly
Did he teach you how to suck dick too?

>>38726459
You can't fuck like a man if you can't fuck a man, f@m. They go hand in anus.

Taught me to critically think about people , situations , things
Taught me to not give a fuck about other people and be my own man
Taught me how to use every powertool needed to remodel a home
Taught me how to ride a bike
Taught me how to invest money
Taught me how to fish and basics of driving a boat
Taught me not to be scared of anything because life dosnt wait for cowards
He went to jail because he was a cocaine cowboy and when he came out i was 12 and he did the best dam job anyone could
He calls me every day still to ask how my day was
He told me to find a woman that i could be really good friends with and date her. Been with that girl for 9 years now.

Wish i was a better son
Thanks dad

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>>38726534
Wow, I expected a different ending after the cocaine bit. Good on him for finishing what he started.

Taught me how to drink scotch
Taught me how to pour a beer
Taught me how to skate (ice, not board)
Taught me how to water ski
Taught me how to drive a boat

>>38724904
My dad taught me how to suck a dick like a no home man

how to bottle up my anger

>>38726497

If you don't think that smoking cigarettes is manly, then you've probably already sucked too many dicks to count.

>tfw your dad didn't have a dad so he doesn't know how to be a dad and i won't either

My dad redpilled me about women way before your autists designated a reddit about it

>>38724555
He taught me that there are 3 types of people in this world.

> People that make things happen
> People that watch things happen
> People that wonder what the fuck happened

I wish my dad taught me useful things. He didn't teach me anything and blames it all on me, saying I was never interested. He just worked and slept. I was raised entirely by an stupid, emotional mother.

>>38724844
>monthly payments

so... no

>>38724555
My dad raped my sister when I was a baby. Was never a part of my life since.

>>38728070
Was your dad Steve Backley?

Change a tire and car battery, driving, mowing a lawn, a small amount of karate

Good things take hard work and time

Get a bunch of kids, leave the family, neglect them, live as a millionaire

thanks dad

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He taught me how to:
>replace board paneling and paint houses
>simple fixes to engines
>how to eat healthy and exercise
>what to look for in a woman (strength of character)
>enjoy social harmony
>appropriate levels of gleeful stoicism
>to read lots of books on history
>to appreciate older cinema
>to pursue learning other languages
>how to cook
>the value of manual labor around the yard and house
>practical applications of tools
>how to take care of your property, and how to make it last
>to be frugal and to live so that nothing goes to waste
>to always maintain a certain level of muscle mass without lifting

He also gave me great genes for muscle building and a handsome face. Thanks dad. Thanks for being 6'1". Now I'm 6'3".

>>38724930
oh
im sorry

>>38724555
My dad taught me how to fix things

Dad taught me when to leave when it got too hard.

Never knew him.

>>38724555

Kek, my dad taught me to roll one too when I was like seven. After that I always rolled one for him when he wanted a smoke. He was always very strict about me not starting smoking though.

We also built a lots of things and he taught me about cars and fixing them. He also showed me the dangers of alcoholism by giving a good example of how not to do things. Thank god he has it under control nowadays.

How to blackout from rage
How to displace blame
How to lie, swear and steal

Holy shit am i black

>>38724555
>rolling a cig is manly

Hahahahahahahaahahahabhahahahahahahha literally a 8/10 baka desu senpai lad

>>38724555
my dad taught me how to do my own taxes

>>38728642
He taught you these things by not existing, didn't he?

when my dad found out i was gay he tried to teach me how to put a condom on someone else using only my mouth

shit was weird

my dad is very handy but i feel the only thing he's taught me is how to drive. i haven't been an easy student though and he's always been very encouraging.

My dad taught me that even being a 3/10 and without money you can fuck a qt3.
14 9/10,
He died when I was 8 so that's the only thing I guess

>bitches be crazy
even your mom

>>38724555
My dad tried to get me into lifting weights when I was young, like 7 or 8, but I said I didn't want to because I liked being skinny so that I could fit into tight spaces and I thought if you started lifting weights at all you would become huge overnight. He was a big alcoholic though so once I got older I just started ignoring him and by the time he stopped drinking for my mom when I was 17 I had taught myself a lot of manly things like how to shave with a knife and how to make improvised weights out of shit around the house.

I think I'm fucking autistic.

>>38728534
Sorry for what?

>>38730528
>My dad wanted me to lift when I was 7
>Am I autistic

Your dad sounds like the retard of the family

How to throw and catch a ball I guess.

>>38726195
Yet here you are on 4chan with us.

>>38731146
You know Chinese Olympic lifters start around that age
It's the best time for learning complex movements and building a strength foundation

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>>38724555

>>38728009
Tfw i know tf

>>38724658
this was basically my mom lel

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>>38724555
>smile
>be sociable
>be humble
>be flexible
>help others without expecting reciprocation
>keep friends closer than your enemies
>try out all sorts of jobs/positions before 30 to 35
>etc.
My dad is a walking self-help book.

>>38726195
4chan messiah father figure when?

>>38724579
Being taught your views instead of arriving at them through your own reasoning and critical thinking.

>>38728790
And so he taught you patience.

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He taught me that friends are overrated.
As an example but not actually "taught", he showed me one must work 60-80 hours a week.
When you do something, do it right the first time.
In general is pretty manly, but has done some bad shit that I luckily didn't pick up.

But add what my mom taught me it gets confusing. Sit at home, get disability, not cook meals. But she is very crafty and a good gardener.

She also taught me to never invite myself places with people, to always wait to be invited. Couple that with my dad's "friends are overrated" I have been doomed from the beginning to never have friends.

He taught me how not to rip the skin by using someone else's mouth.

my dad told me I'm "brainwashed" for buying whey when I couldn't get all my proteins through normal food

>>38733368
>claiming reasoning about socialism

Go back to feddit

>that life isn't easy and you just have to man the fuck up and do what you need to do
>that a good education is something worthwhile getting
>that you shouldn't take any bullshit from people
>how to drive a car, how to fish

>>38724579
>going to school for engineering
>being taught complex equations
>high level mathematics
>real world applications

wtf? you were taught all this bullshit?
hurr durr think for yourself dumb shit make up your mind about complex mechanical processes durr

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whoops meant to reply to
>>38733368

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How not to be a father

>>38734360
This desu
I remember when I was 17 he told me to just have a kid, that would motive me to go to job and do other shit, it worked for him

>>38724555
Absolutely nothing he taught every worst side a person can have

>>38726365

>how does it feel to be so weak that mere words and images offend you

>said by the guys who killed tons of christian martyrs who preached good things because of muh stupid paganist rituals