dear fit, please tell me lowest calory way to get drunk

>>38722426

straight everclear.

>>38722433
/thread

>>38722426
Buttchug

Whisky and Coke Zero

Vodka is pretty dank, fairly low cal if you just do shots. Mixers are what makes it add up though. Also try gin and tonic if you feel like being a faggot.

Vodka blackcurrent is my personal favourite but any spirit with a zero calorie mixer is the way to go.

>>38722426
Couple of shots of absinthe

Any shot of hard alcohol. A shot of JD Is 64 calories, having a few with calorie free soda is enough

>>38722426
literally 1 beer taken anally will do it

vodka with soda and lime

>>38722468
kek

>>38722468
err, no thanks

>>38722500
mm

>>38722556
>try gin and tonic if you feel like being a faggot
well, I am posting on /sp/

>>38722558
spartames n sheet?

I do hope to have kids one day

but I do need to loss weight

>>38722567
bro, that shit is insane

>>38722587
straight spirits with ice seems best so far

>>38722606
soda is calory free and no spartams?

>>38722587
>a few is enough
Yeah for 2 hours maybe

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>>38722613
You type and sound like a goddamn retard.

Aspartame isn't even a saccharide, so it doesn't provoke an insulin response. It doesn't cause cancer either. It's a fucking ester of phenylalanine.

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>>38722699
THYAAAANKS OBAAAAAMAAA

ester of pherrnlyammine, gots it

Everclear and diet soda.
Maybe take some other drug/s instead of more booze to get more bang for less calories.

>>38722805
I used to take some tablets called ephedrine I think, are they safe? make you kind of flushed and energetic