Weird interactions

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Did you tip her?

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>>38720367
Just the tip?

>>38720367
Nope, I came prepared and had the exact requested amount of cash.

>>38720411
If you're in the US, you're supposed to tip barbers m8

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>>38720446
^

>>38720411
You are a nigger tier degenerate, kys.

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>>38720411

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>>38720446
>amerifats cucced into paying extra money for a service they've already paid for

l m a o

>>38720446
>>38720547
>>38720574
In my country people rarely give tips. Anyway, the post was about her giving me a bad touch, not about my supposed obligation to overpay.

Now this is autism.

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>>38720613
Well basicaly she was flirting with you because you seem to look good. Why is this always wasted on insecure beta-autists that only lift to cure something that will never be cured?

>tipping every time you give someone money for no reason

Lmao @ americucks

She was just nice with her client, it's her job. What the fuck are you on about?

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>>38721736
Don't throw a tantrum on him. He's a retard autist without the slightest knowledge about normal human behavior. Unless euthanasy will be legal under PotUS Trump, we must be generous with these.

>>38720342
Was she attractive?

>friend is a teacher at an elementary school
>helping friend move stuff in her classroom
>outside moving a stump seat
>random 8 year old asks who I am
>says I'm handsome

Am I gonna make it /fit/?

>>38721832
Lol. I just wanted to know if it's common to be groped randomly ater getting fit.

>young early twenties teacher
>always taken care if myself, worked out, etc
>start teaching high school algebra 1/2
>get the occasional sexual offer for grades (lmao California sluts)
>have to ignore them to keep my job, easy though bitches don't know how to seduce a man properly
>one girl approaches me after school and sets a switch on my desk
>says I'm allowed to turn it on whenever I want
>literally get up and run out of class in a panic, heart rate hits 200 and my fearboner is maximum
>sweating intensifies
>had no idea how to handle the situation without losing my job
>left all the homework and notes there
>knew I can't avoid her
>had to explain stuff like that will ruin my career and entire life in the most awkward conversation I've ever had

How should I have handled the situation? Still can't think of what would have been best.
Getting caught by another teacher or student walking in on that scene would have been a nightmare

>>38722230
Confirmed yes, kids dont lie
Especially if youre ugly
u gon know

>>38722420
a switch? Like a remote controlled vibrator or some shit?

>>38722455
Yes, exactly. There was no mistaking what it was.

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>>38722420
kek, didn't think that happened in public schools

>>38722420
Like a regular light switch or something? Just bang the slutty ones. Never have any contact outside school with them, tell them to meet you at a place then guide them to another spot where a taxi is or something then go to a hotel and pay everything in cash.

>>38722469
Jesus Christ MUH DIKKKK
This is my fantasy, sadly I'm only a janitor at a school and not a teacher.

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>>38722487
>Just bang the slutty ones. Never have any contact outside school with them, tell them to meet you at a place then guide them to another spot where a taxi is or something then go to a hotel and pay everything in cash.

>>38722487
No. A vibrator switch.

Mate I'd be labeled a rapist and my entire life ruined for good. Age of consent is 18 here.

Even if it was lower, I'd lose my career.

>>38722420
You're a strong man, m8
I would probably not be able to hold myself, especially if she was hot
>tfw no prime hot pussy giving you full control

>>38722522
Report these incidents to your supervisors, try to record some of them because you know damn well you'll get on the bad side of one and she'll threaten you with a rape accusation.

>>38720342
I was at dennya today and the waitress made eye contact with me and asked how my day was going. She then drew a smiley on my receipt, since she gave me extra attention I tipped her $100 and my fedora. Am I gonna make it fit? People whos work revolves around sucking up and getting people to tip pay attention to me! I feel so alpha!

>>38722512
What's wrong with that?
Not him, but being almost sexless as I am makes it seem like a nice option
Just play it safe and don't leave anything traceable. Use a condom, no hickeys, pay in cash, do everything at a time and placed that minimizes your chances of getting seen etc
It's free sex, if it is safe (as far as your career is concerned) then why not do it?

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>>38722570

>>38722554
I don't want to ruin the kids life over something stupid. Recording sounds like a fantastic idea though. I'm going to bring a recorder to my office hours just in case now.

>>38722570
It's never safe no matter how careful you are with fucking your students. You wait till they graduate or you don't do it at all.

>>38722420

Yeah, good luck keeping a job like that. Even if you're completely innocent in everything all it takes is one crazy jilted bitch to ruin your career.

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>>38720613
>Bad touch

>>38722570

>What's wrong with that?

Everything. If you're good looking enough to be hit on by high school sluts, you're good looking enough to laid by people who won't get you fired/thrown in jail.

>>38722600
Or even better, get a small body camera and hide it behind your ties.

>>38720342

Kek literally just got back from a haircut where a milf Japanese woman was cutting my hair. Asked me all sorts of questions and flirting, doing things not required of the job like hot towel treatment, rubbing my neck vigorously, rubbing my temples, etc., and that thirsty look when I was paying. Had to avert my eyes, seems I only get hit on while I have a girlfriend because I can interact with females better and not sperg out so much.

>>38722557
This is just a way of keeping custoners happy. Create a personal bond with your customer and they will come back for more.

>>38720446
What for ? They collect your hair and sell it off making huge profits