>tfw it's bring your gf day at my gym

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>bring your gf to the gym day
>gym DJ is playing romantic songs for all the couples lifting together
>every piece of equipment being used is now being used by two people so the wait is longer
>"Alright folks, we're gonna slow it down"
>all the couples start moving to the dance floor and slow dancing
>this is the only opportunity I have to finish my workout fast and get out
>get stares as people are hearing me workout, bang weights, and grunting
>gym manager stops dancing with his wife and approaches me to tell me it would be better if I just left

>>38717673
And there goes my brilliant idea for a gym/nightclub, fuck you anon.

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>no one does cardio at my gym
>gym owners are frustrated
>hire a designated gym shooter to make people run
>had headphones on and didn't notice everyone running and screaming for the exits
>he comes up to me
>"I think you're worse off alive"
>walks off

>>38717797
Jesus Christ anon

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>finished my squats, hit them pretty well
>next up, bench press
>big day, 185lbs.
>maybe not big for you, but that's moving up from 2 tens and a 2.5 to a 25lb plate for me
>warm up
>everything feels great
>scope the gym
>only me and and a group of Indian guys
>go up to the head Poo in Loo
>"Hey man, can you give me a spot"
>just nods
>unrack the bar
>first rep
>second rep
>third rep
>fourth rep
>fi-
>the Indian guy is pushing against me from above
>WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
>My eyes widen in horror
>he's glowing and his arms are pulsating
>th-this bar is getting so h-heavy
>I-I feel so tired
>he racks the bar for me
>"The rest of you may have what's left"
>his buddies pull out straws and descend upon me to suck out what little gains I have left
>tfw

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>>38717622
>gf broke up with me yesterday
>thinking about all the sloots I can smash now, pretty happy about it
>the feels are gonna hit so hard in a week or so

hahahahaha

fuck

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>tfw gym recently implemented a no singles policy

what the fuck i already paid for a year membership it's not FAIR

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>>38717797

>>38717622
is this a real thing?

>>38717889
Shit I know that feeling
Take some time off if you can, try to secure a FWB or at least a number before it hits

>go to the Gym because im skinny and have no gf
>Bring your gf day

Why?

>tfw all singles machines are reserved
>tfw you have to use a doubles machine with some random poo in loo

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>order a protonium shake at the gym bar
>it decays to half life before I get a taste

>>38717890
this can't be real

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>tfw everytime I go to the gym I end up squashing at least 3 manlets

management is threatening to revoke my membership unless I kill more

>>38717997
You still get half of it

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>>38717797
Why the fuck am I laughing at this

>>38718004

this can't be real

>>38717797
I know this is 4chin, but hot damn anon

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>QT Latina at the gym
>Always looking at each other during our lifts
>Every time I just do my routine and leave with my head down
>Eventually work up some courage
>"Uhhh hey beauty..." I say
>She's receptive, smiles
>Ask her to go to couple's day at the gym
>She agrees
>So happy, think about her all week
>Show up in sleeveless tuxedo
>She's looking great, yoga pants
>It's penis inspection day
>Step into the side office
>"T-this is your dick, anon?"
>Fail
>Leave crying

>>38718075
Yeah buts half the protein I needed. I'll never make gains like that

>>38718004
>>38718130
These can't be real

>>38718151
That's why you you need to take Mutantium - 420.
It has a longer half life and 4 times the protons.

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>>38717797
>gym stewardess confiscates my gun
>everyone else gets to have a fun gunfight with the designated shooter while I lift

>>38718139
Waddap Rich

>tfw forgot your singles lifting permit at home again
>have to pair up with some hamplanet doing sets of sitting
>department of fitness suspends my permit for 3 weeks
>mandatory caloric deficit
Fuck this gay earth.

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>>38717797

>>38718324
that dude's episode is the only one worth watching from that shit show