what is your morning routine /fit/?

>>38716768

Wake up, fuck your mom, go gym

Wake up, fuck your sister, go gym

Wake up, fuck your gf, go gym

>>38716768
>Wake up at 7
>Make coffee
>Shitpost until 8 (intermittent fasting)
>Leave

Fucking wake up, your gym, GOMAD

Wake up, fuck your father, go gym

>>38716768

Wake up, fuck your dad, go gym.

>>38716768
this pHOTO IS AN ABERRATION, PLEASE DELETE THIS

ME AND MY AUTISTIC FAMILY HAVE BEEN STARING AT IT FOR 5 MINUTES ATTEMPTING TO GRASP EXACTLY WHAT THE FUCK IT IS THAT WE ARE LOOKING AT

PLEASE END OUT SUFFERING BEFORE WE ALL WASTE AWAY IN FRONT OF THIS GOD DAMN PHOTO

SINCERELY

FUCK YOU

>>38716768
Light yoga and cardio.
>>38716866
Someone stuck an uncooked sausage through a bun longways then shit condiment all over it, you're welcome.

>>38716890
BUT WHY?

WHO?

FOR WHAT PURPOSE?

WHY DID GOD ALLOW THIS TO HAPPEN?

>>38716899
Because the intentional manipulation of everyday elements into a situation that isn't normal subverts expectations, and subverting expectations is the basis of all humour.

This isn't rocket science. You and your autistic family are over thinking a visual gag.

File: snaci.jpg (69KB, 500x333px) Image search: [Google]

69KB, 500x333px

>>38716768
Wishing i was deadxF